#older than dirt

[a-cosmic-elf]

Bless this page with light and love, and please keep reminding me not to visit Reddit. 💜

[gamergirlbonestaskforce141riot]

Will you ever reveal ur age

Hahah I have no problem saying it, in my bio says late thirties and it's literally that!

I'm 39, later this year I'll be 40, obviously.

I'm older than Price 🤣

[queeks]

Gandalf is estimated to be 2,000+ years old. He was born before the formation of the land in which he now lives called Middle Earth and contributed to its founding. So by definition, Gandalf is older than dirt.

[kittypatch]

[tenaflyviper]

How many of you have ever smelled moth balls?

If you have, how did you manage to get their little legs apart?

[atricksterproblem]

Today I learned a thing.

My father is about 78. Which should not be old enough for this, but apparently it took a while before the neighborhood he grew up in was really modernized. So when he was little, there were still some street lamps that used gaslight. With lamplighters and everything.

Also the milkman drove a cart with a horse. In Philadelphia.

He grew up in a poorer part of the city, which is probably why it stayed like that longer, but still.

[leppardfania]

How old am I? So old I learned to type in keyboard class in 1995.

[sagitariusrising]

I got a Tumblr birthday message today. <ahem> it’s been longer than 4 years, but those usernames shall remain redacted😜

[kirby-the-gorb]

[verm1c1de]

gay. gay bats

[queencaramilflinda]

Everyone during neverafter 15: oh my god these social interactions are going horribly they’re all doing so bad!

Me, neurodivergent and cannot read social cues: idk mostly these seem fine

[makerofmadness]

if she doesn't call tea knight "cringe" at any point I will be. So mad. /hj

"kinda cringe, gramps, not gonna lie."

other things I hope she says to him:

*based

*L + ratio

*mid

*speedrun

*sus

*smh my head

*bruh

*built different

*yippee (autism creature sound)

*slay

*pro gamer move

*we stan

*boi

*SWEEP

*low-key

[solradguy]

Guy He’skay

[quietwingsinthesky]

i do think an episode where cas gets a female vessel would be amazing, because dean would instantly little sister-fy him. no hesitation. he sees cas with boobs and the wires of Best Friend and Woman cross in his brain and because he’s dean, the only outcome possible is that he has to see cas the same way he does jo or charlie. little sister eternal. never escaping that once he’s established it in his head.

[importantmentalityphilosopher]

[vulnonapix1234]

I finally finished her!

So, I really, really like Omega.

She is adorable and I wanted to try to imagine her as an adult.

The armor could be better, but I tried to match it to the armor of her big brother's squad.

I do like the haircut that I gave her. It's practical and suits her.

I imagine a scene of her getting annoyed by her hair and cutting it with a knife. Cue Crosshair having to fix her hairstyle whilst the rest of their brothers are dramatic over the cut hair.

Not that they are mad at her, cause it's her choice.

They just mourn their Brother/Sister/hair-braiding time.

This could also be seen as a step to adulthood for her.

She got the scar on her face when she saved her brothers from some imperial agents, who wanted them for their special traits.

She was 17 and went berserk after her brothers tried to protect her, pushing her into an escape pot and denying her the chance to fight with her family.

Even if she doesn't seem like it, she is still the clone of Jango Fett.

She spent her childhood with Nala Se, serving and learning under a really cold and calculating Alien, before becoming part of the bad batch, being raised and loved by her big brothers.

Even if she wasn't as advanced as her brothers, Omega actually had time to learn how to fight.

She was a warrior, a cold and calculating beast out for hunt.

So yeah. Those separatist had no chance.

As for her place in the story:

Omega is proud of being a clone and doesn't hide it.

She made it her main goal to safe and liberate as many of her brothers as possible.

Even if she didn't have a relationship with them, they where still siblings and she wasn't going to let them wither away as slaves of their own minds.

This also brings us to Boba, whom she has a complicated relationship with.

It's on sight, but they still help each other if need.

Boba sees her as his only sibling. The clones were never more than livestock to him, so he couldn't understand why she chose them over him.

He also can't understand why she won't go the way of a mandalorian. Why she denies her real place in the world.

So yeah. Their relationship is complicated.

Another complicated relationship is the one she has to the ghost crew.

If the universe was different, she'd probably be with Caleb and Hera. But as things are, Kanan is distrusting of her and she takes on the role of cool wine aunt.

Especially Sabine (who is the only mandalorian that she enjoys spending time with) is doing well under their training.

Her "bad batch" is doing well, even if they grew too old too fast. It worries her a lot.