#omg opposite jax. OPPOSITE JAX

[cosmic-nia]

I CANT BELIEVE THE “BASEBALL EPISODE WITH EVIL TEAM” THEORY BECAME REAL WTF

[the-s1lly-corner]

May I request the cast of Tadc x reader, whose y/n is a mermaid? I already imagine that yn would be right in the digital lake, singing or combing her hair like Ariel-

TADC cast x mermaid!reader !

this one may be a little short since my back is already starting to get all... stiff... sobs.... might go lay down for a few minutes then come back and knock out the other request that got sent in !!

CAINE:

caine is a little perplexed as to why you stay at the lake all the time, your room does have water... though, to be fair, your room is blocked off and small. i think it would take him a while to directly interact with you but just know that every night when you sing hes listening to you... actually now that i think about it, i dont think it would take him long to make himself known, he would probably clap and applaud you after one of your personal performances... probably makes sailor jokes, because, you know, sea stuff and mermaid lore... wants to include you more in stuff so he probably does IHAs that are lake themed, or perhaps makes something sort of like a portable tank..

POMNI:

she probably mistakes you for an NPC for a moment LMAO... i was going to go with an idea that pomni would be into mythology and stuff but now that i think about it, i actually see the opposite now thats more of something i can see zooble and gangle being into... not many ideas for pomni, unfortunately, but i think she would be friendly around you for manners

RAGATHA:

she thinks your really pretty, i think... while ragatha doesnt strike me as the type to be into mythology and stuff, i think she subconsciously is attracted to you because she grew up on stories about mermaids, fairies, and princesses... sure she doesnt remember all that since shes gotten stuck in the digital world, but the instinct to be near you is still there... i think if she got caught listening to you sing she would be so embarrassed, probably tries to excuse herself unless you tell her she can stay.. having someone come by down to the lake is nice, to finally have company

JAX:

has probably snagged your comb and darted to the shore of the lake far enough so that you cant reasonably crawl out of the water and grab it back, assuming you actively need water to survive instead of mobility... but either is really mean in my opinion.. toss him into the water/j actually i dont think he can swim, jax doesnt look like the kind of person to swim.. omg omg bonding moment for when you two get closer, imagine teaching him how to (admin never learned how to swim so theyre unqualified to write this </3)

KINGER:

rarely leaves the tent but lets say he goes down to the lake one day while you happen to be out.. similar to pomni i think he would mistake you for an NPC simply because you are almost never in the tent... i think he would enjoy your singing, though, very calming and it eases him.. quietly listens and returns a few times when he sees youre out. meek apologies when hes caught, hes almost sheepish about it and admits that he should have asked before getting up in your business.. ooo i love this man

ZOOBLE:

"so like, do you drown people," just straight up, probably asks this after a day of jax being more annoying than usual... as mentioned earlier i think they would be really into mythological creatures and lore, as well as cryptids, both before and after joining the circus... sure you probably arent lore accurate to mermaid stories in the real world, but i think they would like to learn about youre whole deal.. sometimes helps you get stuff out of your hair if things get tangled up

GANGLE:

gangle is what gets tangled up in your hair^/j

no but i think she would also be very interested in your whole deal, but is less blunt about it unlike zooble... also thinks your pretty.. i think she would bring stuff down to the lake for you guys to do together, like games and drawing stuff... its nice for the both of you to be away from everyone else but still have company in someone who knows what its like to be cast to the side; be it due to shyness or being locked to a place

[hannahstales]

omg episode where the tadc crew has to work at a daycare or kindergarten.

the interesting part is the kids!

theres two categories, some of the kids fall into both.

the minis: they're basically just toddler/mini versions of the tadc crew. - mini Gangle(super sweet) - mini Zooble(antisocial as hell) - mini Jax(little piece of sh-t) - mini Ragatha(will help pass out snacks. especially if you don't ask) - mini Pomni(somehow manages to sneak around without a word. the plot twist is she can apparently teleport short distances) - mini Gummigoo(complete opposite of mini Pomni, loud as f-ck)

the fankids: they're fankids! I don't need to explain! - Jimmy(clumsy lil goof)[Pomni x Gummigoo] - Pawnie(derpy lil sweetheart)[Kinger x Queenie] - mini Pomni(apparently this is Jimmys sister) - mini Gummigoo(and this is Jimmys brother!)

I'm just imagining Jaxs karma for being a f-cking jerk is the mini him and Pomni keep following him around and screwing with him. to make it worse the mini Jax is an ankle biter.

the children are all roughly the same size. which is about 2/3 Pomnis. except for the mini Pomni who is about 1/2 her size. I'm picturing either Gangle or Zooble theorizing the mini Pomni is sneaking around the vents, which is believable because shes the only one who can fit in there.

but nope! shes f-cking teleporting. one second shes in the playpen Pomni just put her in and the next shes standing next to Jax across the daycare.

[cloroxcasser0le]

oh sorry ig i wasn't the prev anon anymore but yeah the first is what i meant

normal gangle and opposite jax would be a shoulder for each other to cry on itd be so cuuute

I KNOW RIGHT OMG I LOVE THEM. I know I only drew them once but I was thinking about how they’d be like 50x healthier than normal ribbun and how they’d be perfect for eachother. Can we take him back to the circus.

[mxwerbenmanjensen]

TADC EP 2 SPOILERS

putting down all my thoughts and stuff i’ve noticed lets gooo

AAAAAAAAAGDEKNSQKDFUNFSIDANIVUFDN OMG IT WAS SO CUTEEEEHKQVSHKUHSQDFKHSDF I LOVED IT SO MUCHHH

i’m gonna speak in periods for the first paragraph since it’s very long but do not get me wrong i don’t wana be serious sounding it’s just to make these paragraphs more readable excuse the rambling

Caine posting section cause he’s my special intrest

satisfaction Caine wise 10/10

first the elephant in the room as Caine’s #1 fan yep still his number one fan! Serial Designation N killed tons of people yet nobody in the fandom cares, and Caine doesn’t get people well so he had no ill intention. rlly my opinion of him has not changed he’s still my silly lil goober no matter what he does. i’ve always known he will do horrible things and been expecting this to happen ever since Pomni gave the idea to bring him to the circus. Gummigoo had a sir pentious like death so i wouldn’t be surprised if we see him again.

he may be an asshole but he’s my asshole ❤️❤️

now that that’s out of the way a little glimpse of Caine angst is all i could have asked for in this ep 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶 like cmon everyone has to agree insecure much?

Caine posting over cause my god have i gotten more attached to everyone else aswell! (ofc Caine’s still my fav by far)

satisfaction with everything else 10/10

the fact that this wasn’t censored normally (no wacky sounds or the censor bar) and how Caine reacted with “you can’t say that…” could imply bubble said all of this out loud uncensored which is very funny to me

I love Ragatha she’s so sweet look at her ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

I wana see where everyone’s friendship goes from here! they are already so adorableeee

still a sucker for found family dynamics

the fact Jax wasn’t here but still was upset is :( as much as i like to bully him, i love him just as much as any other human character. i’m the most interested in his episode cause he’s a mysterious guy( and i may or may not have a sneaking feeling like ill relate to him a little even though our personalities are practically polar opposite)

Kinger is so fatherly auughofewhiuhefvw the fact he’s old enough to have kids and is more likely than not married to Queenie imagine he had kids before coming here they would only be in like middle school ish cause he’s not even that old that’s sad af

GANGLE COLLECTS ANIME FIGURESSSS!! SHES JUST LIKE ME FRRR!

this really makes me want to buy the gangle plushie i’m thinking i’m gonna do it lmaooo

the fact she started crying 😭😭

Zooble wasn’t taking part in the adventure cause they were setting up Kaufmo’s graveee i love him sm

GANGLE ART!!

It’s really funny how chilled out Bubble was here

merch talk timeeee

sneak peaks of the rooms mayhaps?

Let’s just hope there’s only memes around it and not another figure incident….

welp going onto grab the Gangle plushie i’ve decided

real talk i’m actually happy TADC got so popular cause ive made a friend through it already and strengthened old ones since info dumping is the only form of communication my braincells can handle well lmaooo it’s crazy how many of my friends have decided to watch my special interest

[theesirenteller]

OMFG BUT THE FLUFF?? The fluff was CLEARLY too much for a stone-clad heart like mine to bare.

Happy showed his phone to Jax, "a piglet". It earnt a warm smile from Jax, it was hard to understand at first, the fact that Happy was so content with doing something that seemed so opposite to his personality. In the end, it didn't matter how strange it seemed, the joy it gave him slowly spread through everyone like the warmth of the morning sun.

MY BABY IS SUCH A BRO FOR HIS BROS, 💗💗💗 Love it.

Happy recalls the animate conversation you had with Juice over the fact that pigs sing to their babies. You were good like that, you never made anyone feel stupid or unimportant. It made Happy feel strange, like something soft and warm had made its home in his chest.

The fact that I know this too and omg, the love Happy has for his lady is so sweet.

The man didn't stand a chance, he was on his back being pounded by Happy's fists before he had the time to shout.

I love the violence!! yes !!

I Love Your Bleeding Heart

Can be read as part one of the Give Me Shelter Series or as a stand-alone.

Contains: Fluff, misogynistic language.

1.2K words

All mistakes are my own and this is not beta read.

The Tacoma killer had gone soft, not only was he in love but he was head over heels.

He had found you while walking his dog, half under an abandoned house, trying to win over a stray mother cat and her kittens.

He was used to people being immediately frightened of him, but not you. In fact, you had given him a fast smile then ignored him to say hello to his dog. The bulky white pitbull was taken by you just as fast as Happy had been. He wasn't offended at your disregard of his presence. In fact, it made him feel you were an old friend he hadn't seen in years, it didn't feel necessary for you to make an introduction because he felt as if he already knew you.

To say it was love at first sight was an understatement.

The Clubhouse was quiet, most of the guys were in the garage preparing for Arizona to arrive. Happy was smiling at his phone (again). "What is it this time?" Jax wasn't being condescending, it was good to see Happy truly untroubled, even if that meant he spent half his time talking about how important it was to teach a kitten "how to cat".

Happy showed his phone to Jax, "a piglet". It earnt a warm smile from Jax, it was hard to understand at first, the fact that Happy was so content with doing something that seemed so opposite to his personality. In the end, it didn't matter how strange it seemed, the joy it gave him slowly spread through everyone like the warmth of the morning sun.

When you first met, Happy often wondered why you were so kind to him, or you always went out of your way to think the best of him, even when he showed up at your door covered in blood.

At first, he thought you were naive, perhaps a little too optimistic for his liking but he soon learnt the opposite, you simply saw him entirely, for all that he was, and he didn't think he could truly express to you how much that meant to him.

The sound of bikes pulled him away from his thoughts, the Arizona chapter was here. "You'll have to bring it around, I know Juice has things for pigs."

Happy recalls the animate conversation you had with Juice over the fact that pigs sing to their babies. You were good like that, you never made anyone feel stupid or unimportant. It made Happy feel strange, like something soft and warm had made its home in his chest.

You did bring the piglet to the Clubhouse, as usually, everyone oohed and awwed, it was hard not to.

"Oh god, how pathetic", it was said with so much venom, if Happy had hair, it would be standing on end.

Opie casts the visiting Son a nasty look, "you're an asshole".

Opie didn't stick around to hear a response, instead, he walked over to join the conversation you were having with Juice.

Happy wanted to hit the guy, but he knew you could look after yourself, he realised soon after you met that there was no way you could do your job without a thick skin.

That was another thing he loved about you, underneath all the sweetness, you could be just as harsh as everyone else when you needed to be. He never felt the need to look after you, he did it because he wanted to, because it made him feel good.

The man was walking over to Happy "that bullshit must get to you" it wasn't a question, it was a statement. Unfortunately for him, you were close enough to figure out what was going on, after handing the piglet to Juice, you marched over to them.

"If you have something to say to me, say it to my face."

The other member wasn't expecting you to confront him, he recovered from his shock quickly.

"You're not worth it" everyone was paying attention now, and the man was losing his nerve.

"So you're a coward?" You took a small step towards Happy, not because you were scared but because this guy wasn't worth the bruises to Happy hands.

"If you can say something behind my back, then why can't you say it to my face?"

The air changed, now it was about saving face.

"Actually, I do have a problem with you. This isn't a preschool, no one here cares about that kind of shit."

"I mean do you think people have any respect for you when you carry on like a child?"

You let him continue. The insults become more and more about how much your presence and thus, the animal's presence offended him.

"Aren't you going to respond, or are you just as weak as the creatures you baby?"

You squared your shoulders. "I feel sorry for you; either you are so filled with envy that you've allowed it to consume you, or you're just a bad person."

He went to respond, and you lifted your finger. "I let you speak now do the same for me."

"I have no idea how a person could look at an innocent animal in need of help and think that's a bad thing, how cold and unfeeling to not see that these living things need our help."

You questioned whether you should continue, but you knew the guys would back you up. "How can your brothers trust you if you're incapable of compassion? How can anyone trust you?"

No one from Arizona said anything, and you were now getting the distinct impression that he wasn't well-liked. Jax was having a hushed conversation with the chapter's president.

Happy looked angry, the scary kind of angry where his face was impassive, but his eyes portrayed an immense rage.

Jax stepped in before Happy set upon the man. "Walk away dude before you get yourself hurt" Jax tone was harsh and he had the man's upper arm gripped in his large paw like a vice.

"I hope you're happy you bitch, your heart is bleeding over everyone". He went to get up in your space so Jax took a step back and nodded at Happy.

The man didn't stand a chance, he was on his back being pounded by Happy's fists before he had the time to shout.

You knew not to get involved, as much as the guys respected you, you were still an Old Lady and it wasn't your place to get involved in an issue between two members.

Once the man had stopped fighting back Happy was pulled away, it was clear he wasn't done but no one wanted a dead body on their hands.

Happy took some deep breaths, he glanced over to Chibs but he looked indifferent, if the other member wanted to be patched up Chibs wasn't going to be the one to do it.

"Come on dearest, let's get you cleaned up" the way you laid your hand on his chest brought him back to earth.

"You know I love you more than anything right?"

"I know, I love you too Hap."

He lifted a bloody hand to your cheek and leant down to kiss you. The rest of the world faded, there were no birds songs or bikes rumbling, the world was Happy's warm hands and his lips on yours.

"Squeeeeee". A chuckle pushed itself past your lips, "perfect timing. am I right?"

"I mean it y/n, I love you and your bleeding heart."

Fin

[missjanjie]

i'm giving you ship ideas that have been in my brain (some of them make sense some don't) - spice/luxx (this is the main one i am obsessed) - anetra/sugar - anetra/aura (seen a bit of this) - jax/marcia/sugar i forgot the other ones i was gonna say but i will say i am predicatble in who i like but i have more thoughts :))

like i said, none of them have had any significant interaction to make me go ‘omg i ship this’ but by the same hand, i have no opposition to any of these either. any of them could work in the right au bcs why not 🤷‍♀️

on that note, i would like to know who tops out of jax/marcia/sugar. my first thought was jax which is lowkey funny bcs she’s 5’3 so in lesbian aus id probs make her like 4’10-4’11 lol

[proximaamidnightt]

Baby

Pairing: Dark!Juice x Reader 

Summary:

Word Count: 2,051

Warnings: Smut, swearing, slight bdsm? 

Note: So here is the first request I got! Here you go, darling @flowercrowns-goodvibes I hope you’ll like it! 💕💕 I’m so nervous omg 🤭 Have fun!!

You were looking outside from the car, “Make it rain” playing in the background and next to you a handsome man driving the car. From an outsider’s perspective, it was looking like a really peaceful moment, what more could you want from life, right? But for you it was exact opposite. 

*

Juice. The first moment you saw him, he and other sons walked into the place you were working, you wanted to meet him so badly... His tattoo’s, his rings, his chain, and of course with his peerless smile, you've felt like your body was on fire. You always like bad boy type of guys. So feeling like this wasn't a surprise.

Lucky you, or now unlucky you, Jax left Juice behind just in case. You never did understand the club things and to this day you still don’t understand what they are doing. Even you don’t know if you really want to understand and get into this shit much more. 

To your surprise, you met with Juice that day. You never thought he would be interested in you. Oh and isn’t he more interested you than you expected. Normally, you don’t trust someone you’ve just met but you trusted Juice. Or you were so naive and he manipulated you so easily. 

You thought he cared about you. Well, in fact, he cared for you until you had sex. You remember that night very well because it was the last time he was ever gentle with you. After that night he started to show his real self.

A monster was hiding behind his precious, pure smile. 

*

You were so lost in your thoughts, you couldn’t hear what Juice said. When he suddenly graped your wrist you couldn’t help but flinched. He smirked, “We are here...baby.” you smiled bitterly, “okay...” you said it like a whisper. Unbuckling your belt, he hold your chin thightly, “You are not going to fucking embarrass me infront of my friends, right darling?” You nodded your head as he touchs your bottom lip with his thumb, “Good girl.” he kissed your lips slowly, give you a soft kiss. 

Before all this, before all the things he did to you, maybe... maybe this kiss would meant to world to you but now, it’s just an insensitive, cold kiss. It means nothing to you at this point. 

*

You both enter the clup house, holding hands, smiling, like you were a happy couple. Juice was happy after all, he own you, you do whatever he wants.  Sometimes he care for you like a little pet. You were his little pet. But if you do anything to upset him, you were nothing but an enemy to him. 

No matter how much you watch your behavior, he find something to hurt you. Because night like this always results in the same. If there is a cluphouse party, you know Juice gonna find something stupid to hurt you. It’s a situation like between the devil and the deep blue sea. There is no such thing as not going and there no such thing Juice gonna treat you better when you two get home. 

*

Juice and the other sons were in the meeting room, talking about god knows what, you were waiting in the corner farthest from people. You don’t drink, you don’t smoke, you don’t fun. Just waiting like a bauble. 

You were looking the people who dance, drinks, walks around the room, you always felt like a ghost around them. No feelings, no desire, nothing... Juice took all of your energy. Yes you are breathing, eating, sleeping but that’s all. Is it all really makes you a human? Really? 

As you were waiting Juice, Chibs showed up out of nowhere. You felt good around him from the first time you met. He always greet you warmly, he made you feel like you are family to him but right now he is the last person you want to talk. If Juice get out of the meeting room and see you two talking, everything goes more bad than it already is.  

“Hello, darling...” He greeted you with his beautiful scottish accent. You’ve always find his accent charming. “Hi” you said, your eyes grew bigger. You started to stutter, “I thought you were in there?” 

“Yeah, Jax told me to deal with something. I was late.” He put his hands in his pockets, “Are you okay darling?” with the question, you wanted to hug him and cry so hard. You wanted to tell him that Juice being so merciless with you, tell him that you wanted to get away from here, get away from Juice. 

All you did was smile. “Yeah, I’m good.” He caressed your hair “Okay, if you need anything tell me.” then slowly leaned over you and kissed your cheek, at the moment, Juice and other sons got out of the meeting room, reflexively, you pulled yourself back as quickly as possible.

Thank god, Chibs didn’t notice your nervousness, maybe Juice didn’t see you and Chibs but after the look he was giving you, you knew you screwed. 

*

“Juice, ple-” you try to say but he told you to shut up with his cold, low voice. He wasn’t looking at you, all of his focus on the road, you can understand how much he angry at you as you saw his hands gripping the steering wheel tightly. 

“I didn’t do anything... please...” you said as your tears falling down from your cheeks. “I said shut up!” he yelled at you but you couldn’t shut your mouth, you didn’t know what to do except begging to him for not to hurt you. 

“Please, please, please... you know I don’t do anything to upset you, just listen to me, please...” 

You didn’t realize you were on the driveway, he got out of the car fastly came to your door opened it, “Get out.” You couldn’t stop cry “I... I don’t want to... please...” he smiled showing his beautiful white teeth, bowed his head shooking left to right, suddenly he grabbed your arm and dragged you out of the car. 

* 

When you two were finally inside the house, after he slammed the door shut he firmly held your throat and glued you to the door, you hold his wrist, fluttering under his hand senseless, “You need another lesson right baby? It’s my pleasure!” 

He turned you around, this time grabbed you by the hair, leading you through the couch, he leaned you against the back of the couch on your stomach, with your hands you try to keep your balance as he pushes his crotch to your ass, “You know, when you cry more, I feel more turn on.” 

Of course you knew! You knew how sick he is but you just couldn’t stop crying. All you could do was close your eyes and pray that your tortment was over at once. 

You try to steady your breathing but as soon as you heard the sound of his belt  opening you started to beg for him to forgive you again because you knew it’s gonna be a really painful lesson. 

*

After he hit your ass hard with his belt you were sure as hell your bottom look a bit bloody because you felt a bit wetness rolling down over your leg. After all the effort he made, he was all sweaty, he licked his lips slowly “Babydoll, you should see your ass” he smirked breathing heavily “I made an art that’s for sure.” 

He let go off his belt, unbuckled his leather jacket and put it aside neatly, you feel  nothing but burning sensation on your ass. You weren’t crying anymore because you took the biggest pain you could ever get. 

As he slowly running his fingers on your ass you jumped with a slight pain. “Fuck... I love you seeing like this... So fragile, so sweet.” 

“Now let’s see how’s your little cunt.” he get on his knees behind you, hold your ass cheeks tightly and spread. You groan in pain, he chuckled “I knew your were having fun.” with his index and middle finger he started to pet your pussy. His mouth was drool. 

“You are dripping baby. Normally I was planning to...” he gulped “hurt you more but now all I want to do eat your pussy.” Unlike Juice, all you wanted to do was go to bedroom annd never leave. You thought your current pain would ever go away, anyway. No matter what he do.

His tongue took you from your thoughts. Well, maybe you were wrong. You forgot when you last enjoyed it. If he was enjoying it, he wouldn't mind if you are enjoying it or not but this time you were enjoying it.

While he was sucking your clit you were crying for pleasure this time.

You were caressing the soft fabric of the couch as he give your pussy little licks. While he sucking your cunt, you were sucking your fingers, wanting to fill the gap in your mouth. You actually want Juice’s dick but you don’t want him to stop sucking your pussy. 

You were already a moaning mess, as you feeling little tickles in your stomach you knew you were close to your climax, “I’m coming” you said loudly but then you felt nothing. All the pleasure was gone. 

While trying to understand what’s wrong, he turned you around all of a suden, as he holding your face with his big hand, the blood on his hand smudged your cheeks.

“Juice, please...” you were looking directly his eyes, “Please what my sweet baby?” 

“Please, I wanna come.” He smirked, bite down on his lip, “Show me how bad do you want it.” You looked for him for a second then you clung to his lips, kissing him passionately. 

He smiled trough the kiss while you were stroking his dick over his pants. You didn’t like him being dressed when you were totally naked in front of him. The first thing you do taking of his tshirt so you can see his beautiful tattoos.

You bowed your head a bit, caressing his chest tattoos like you were seeing it for the first time. If he would be a little gentle with you maybe you don’t get away from him. He stroked your ass with his big hands, he pulled you more to himself. As your nipples touching his bare chest you feel more arused. You felt like you it was your first night all over again. 

You took his dick on your hand again, slowly stroking up and down, his precum was leaking through the tip, it gave your hand slickness. 

With one hand you braced yourself, slowly sat on the back of the couch, hold Juice’s neck taking him to yourself, kept kissing him passionately. You adjusted your position ready to take his cock. Your legs automatically wrapped around his waist. 

He started to fuck you fast and hard. You whimpered against his lips, “Fuck...” he groaned “your pussy feels like a heaven baby.” He moaned out heavily, keeping his eyes on the little gap that happens while he was fucking you. 

He grabbed onto one breast as he licked your neck, his thrusts never slowed down. He groaned as he rolled his hips against yours hardly and fastly. You moaned, your nails digging into his back as your toes curled from the pleasure. 

He countinued to pound in and out of you. He held your throat, “I know you are close, beg me or I’ll stop.” 

Your mouth was open, you frowned, couldn’t look anywhere but his beautiful eyes, “Please, Juice, please... Let me cum.” he closed his eyes, “Good girl.” He grabbed your hair, puling it harshly, he buried his head to your neck, he was pounding fastly, you can feel he was also close. You hole clenching thightly around his cock, he started to shot his seed inside you. 

As you both cum, you hugged around his neck tightly, you heavily panted against him. Giving each other little kisses. He slowly stroked your hair, “You are nothing on the outside world without me. I am the only one who can protect you. Never. Fucking. Leave. Me. Do you understand? Never.” said, as he hugging you tightly.

***

[anxiety-trademark]

The week in review:

Raw 10/12 NXT 10/14 NXT UK 10/15 Smackdown 10/16

Raw:

Love that Dana and Mandy now have a theme, but drop the “Mandy” intro.

So they’re saying Miz is the reason these 2 were traded over before the draft?

Unfair nitpick: Mandy deserves to wear all the Gucci she wants, but I’m a little irritated because that’s Charlotte’s thing. I’m an idiot, I know.

I appreciate that wwe is taking this new team serious enough to give them a platform to work out any pre-teaming kinks.

Mandy doing real decent mic work. Especially compared to Lana and Dana. Good for her.

Dana needs to work on her speed.

I like the way Mandy went into that armdrag by hitting the ropes first. Point.

*Dana pins Lana*; *Mandy climbs halfway through the ropes like she might interrupt* ???

Mandy can be a decent face, why not. She’s a little bland rn but it’s a work in progress.

Like the knee strike by Mandy into the senton by Dana, especially off Mandy’s shoulders. Fine finisher.

Lol Nattie mad Lana lost them the match again. Ma’am tbf you get taken out by a punch and then crumple up into a ball far too often.

“Are you really that stupid” in kf I kinda get splitting them up, but in a meta sense, Nattie was the perfect partner for Lana.

Zelina: “Alexa Quinn seems to have a little bit of an identity crisis going on [...] she’s a joke to me,” Why do you care about Alexa Bliss? Cuz she’s cute and psychotic and makes me fear for my life, as she should for you too.

“Twisted union” omg they did dual Sister Abigails. See Zelina you should’ve just sat there and ate your food.

Zelina ran her mouth about Alexa, so Fiend accompanied Alexa in an ambush and they took out Zelina and her client together. This is precious, I love this story. Love that Fiend will do Alexa’s bidding just the same. Points.

Fitting to make Nia and Shayna the 2 hated ones in the battle royal. Still love their dynamic.

Sexy Muscles Friends rekt by Nia. Shame.

Nia is so fucking funny. Sees all of the women looking at her with fire in their eyes, and she’s like, “just breathe” before they stampede on over.

Lmfao Nia eliminated in part by Shayna. I can’t stop laughing.

WELP RIP LANA. I know who’s winning this one now.

Not an ounce of me cares about Drew and Randy brawling.

Wise of Lacey to use Nikki’s tornado ddt attempt to set her over the rope. She gets a point.

Good for Bianca getting the elimination over Shayna. Deep history there.

Love seeing Riott Squad evade each other in the ring. This spot was totally planned, but it’s still great.

Lana won by eliminating Nattie lmfao. I hate that she won cuz wow that’s an awful challenger for Asuka, but that’s hilarious karma.

Again I don’t fucking care about Drew or Randy, bye.

Highlight: Alexa & Fiend wrecking Zelina & Andrade

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NXT:

I mean Ember should definitely be in nxt, that’s where she’ll shine. She was spinning her wheels as a mere spot monkey on the MR. If she learns how to do promos, maybe she can try up on the MR again in the future.

*The Garganos plan to overcome all odds* No.

Rhea may not own the place but she owns the division. Io may be champion but Rhea is the obvious standout. Sorry bout it.

I liked that. Challenge is made in the pc by Raquel, Rhea overhears it, and they decide to fight then and there before being held back by officials. I approve of this segment. Points.

The disrespect shown to Shotzi’s helmet. Whew what a bitch lol.

Love the block to Candice’s neckbreaker, hate how long it took Shotzi to kick Candice. Full second wasted.

Ugly suicide dive. Didn’t feel impactful whatsoever.

lol kicked out at one. Candice said fuck your suicide dive. Fair.

Candice and her sorry ass attempt at her discount Natural Selection EVERY SINGLE MATCH SHE FIGHTS IN infuriates me. Negative 3 points.

Candice’s entire demeanor isn’t buyable. Her and her slow, methodical bs style. She’d be eaten alive on the MR.

Good counter by Candice. There are high risk moves that Shotzi needs to not do on random tv matches.

Haha Shotzi kicked out of the backstabber and springboard moonsault. Good.

That moonsault is absolutely not textbook. Io’s is textbook. Lacey’s is textbook. Charlotte’s is textbook. All of them can do the backflip part perfectly aligned and straight. Candice’s is ugly as sin in comparison, only difference is hers is a springboard.

*sigh* okay so if you want to built a repertoire between Indi and Candice, having Indi give her brass knuckles to help her win the match is great. But ffs Candice, after you pop Shotzi on the apron, fucking THROW THEM DOWN ON THE GROUND and then go for the cover. How awkward, watching her hold her arm behind her back for 2 friggin minutes before giving them back to Indi. Mk.

So Toni’s entire repackage is literally JUST new music and calling herself a heel?

GREAT neckbreaker by Aliyah.

Sure whatever. Anyway.

Highlight: Raquel & Rhea pc segment

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NXT UK:

I don’t know what’s worse; watching a long match of nothing but wrist locks and rest holds, or watching the competitors become exhausted from doing nothing but wrist locks and rest holds.

This is wrestling with no ropes, no turnbuckles, and no running allowed.

I remember once in 2019, people said Piper Niven is what wwe wants Nia Jax to be, but 10x better. You know what Nia Jax does well? Comedy. She understands how to be an entertainer. She understands how to perform in the ring without busting out that sweet workrate. Nia Jax found her niche, and that’s why she has a title rn. Piper Niven has not. In the spirit of fairness as well, the pandemic has not treated a lot of these women kindly, and it’s apparent to me that Piper has supremely suffered from it.

This makes me want to go watch Sasha vs Nia 2019. That’s how you make an intriguing match utilizing the difference in size between competitors.

Lol so Piper is in the corner, Isla hops up onto the turnbuckle in the opposite side of the ring, Piper slowly walks over and stops a mere 2 feet from where Isla is crouching up top, and then just stands there until Isla hits a meteora. Lmao. This should’ve been 3 mins with zero wrist locks. Anyway.

Highlight: the ending sequence by Piper was fine

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Smackdown:

Great video hyping up Bianca. It’s cool to see how highly wwe rates her. Hopefully they take their time with her, because there’s still some things she needs to work on in the ring, but she has the full package imo. Just needs more time to cook.

It’s interesting how it worked out that Sasha became the queen of Hell in a Cell.

Bayley’s such an asshole, I love her so much.

“...which I did ALL BY MYSELF by the way,” lmfao PLEASE. That shit would have been gone at Wrestlemania had it not been for Sasha.

To be fucking fair, it’s buyable for Bayley to be overly paranoid and believe Sasha turning on her was inevitable, considering Sasha HAS been eyeing that title since 2019. She still stayed loyal though, Bayley. Could’ve let some nobody win it off you and then take it from them herself... but she didn’t.

The execution isn’t the best, but the points that Sasha is bringing to the table are valid. Problem is they went over 2016, 2017... and skipped to the tag titles in 2019. Y’all had ISSUES in 2018 lmao but it’s fine, we’ll pretend it never happened. Probably for the best. 6 month build that amounted to nothing other than a brilliant one liner of, “YOU AIN’T SHIT SASHA”

Lmao Bayley refusing to sign it. Bahahaha. Sasha should be calling her a chicken shit lesbireal. Coward isn’t strong enough.

Highlight: Bayley being a delusional asshole

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*Raw shined the brightest this week thanks to Alexa and the battle royal.

[burned-lariat]

I think, with Anna, they're actively trying to undo C&D's damage in everyone kissing Sonny's ass as the town savior, even though her change was too rushed and based on complete hearsay. I can appreciate more Sonny haters; can't just have it be Scotty.

With Anna, it's "Sonny needs to go because he tried to kill a technical innocent man," but with Joss and Dex, it's...not. Not even close, at least it's not as believable.

Dex is easier to explain: he confessed to all this shit because he was upset that Joss dumped him. While the show didn't state the exact reason Dex fessed up, it can be one of two (or both) things: 1. He blames Sonny for Joss breaking up with him, or 2. He wants to 'right wrongs' and take Sonny was down with the latent hope Joss takes him back. Either reason makes him look pathetic, and as someone who also came from a bad home, we don't claim this bitch or his "love" or his "feelings" (considering she was barely legal when they fucked sooooooo yeah he's trash).

Josslyn...there's two parts. The first is cut-and-dry: they're attempting a reset of the character to make her more like Jax. And like they're doing with Anna, it's forced and makes no sense. Joss is actually worse because she actively endorsed mob shit and bullied her friend/ex-boyfriend over him hating the professional killer Sonny had employed at the time.

This goes into the second thing: the change in the show's moral center. The Benson Triumvirate currently runs that show and likely always has the moment C&D took over, but when CarSon was a thing, Sonny was included. When CarSon split up because Sonny cheated for the umpteenth time, he was drop-kicked. You can see it in the way the show treats their shared behavior:

Michael: He gets Willow to cheat on Chase, who was literally dying at the time, and the second Chase finds out, he's mad for a hot second before forgiving Michael and praising his intentions. He also decides to place a mole in Sonny's business to take him down because "he's a criminal," but actually because he cheated on Carly...ignoring how he is also a cheater AND a criminal. Ha.

Josslyn: Emotionally and physically cheats on Cam with Dex because "her feelings changed," which the show backs up to Cam's detriment (and Cam also swiftly forgives her). She's also the mouthiest detractor of Sonny's business despite using his name to threaten people she doesn't like. But whateverrrrrrr.

Carly: Commits a major white collar crime and the show bends over backwards to blame the whistleblower instead of the lawbreaker. She's the only Benson who technically gives Sonny a break on his crimes, but she was absolutely frothing at the mouth over the cheating...as if she has never done that to anyone in her life. LMFAO.

That's the core here, y'know? The Bensons cheat with or on people, and it's justified as "protecting the victim" or "the feelings were gone and shit happens yk?" The Bensons commit major crimes, from bribing a federal official to obstruction of justice to kidnapping to insider trading, and it's justified with "oh the bribery is fine considering who the Defendant is" or "the victim kissed her as thanks at the end so he's fine" to "well snitches get stitches bitch" and it's very eyeroll-inducing.

But Sonny cheats, and it's "he doesn't love his family" or "he's a selfish little prick," and Sonny does crimes, but it's "omg that mobster man was defenseless you monster" and "that legal deal is still shady and thus worth scrutiny" and it's very apparent the agenda shift/revelation. And honestly, Nina was just the picked woman, because something tells me this shit still would've happened if a different woman was in her place.

I think I said this when Sonny finally found out about Dex, that this whole grudge and revenge story has made Sonny the victim despite their efforts to claim the opposite. Like I've seen neutral or anti-Sonny people (and neutral or anti-Nina/anti-Sona people) side with him because the other side is fucking ridiculous and coddled by the story to an extreme degree, and audiences do not like it when you try to make them pick the side you want them to pick.

Been thinking about this one for a good while because with the recent Sonny talk going on for the past few episodes, but now I gotta talk about it.

So right now we got some characters (Joss, Anna, Dex) villifying Sonny's attempt on Cyrus' life, which like I get, but it's just got me thinking about how aside from 2 moments which I'll talk about in a little bit--nearly all of Sonny's crimes for the past few years have been done to generally shitty people.

Oh, Sonny tried to fatally poison a man in prison? Oh that's terrible, it's--oh, it was done to Peter August, a crazy murderer.

Oh, Sonny had a man beaten to a pulp in an alley? Horrifying! How could he--oh wait, that man is Smoltz/Felty, who tried to profit off of Sasha's suffering.

Oh, Sonny tried to assassinate a man in their hospital bed? What the--oh, that's Cyrus, a guy who held a mother and daughter hostage and all-around untrustworthy dude (plus isn't Laura and others legitimately suspicious of him???)

Now, to give credit to the Anti-Sonny side on this, the last one Sonny did to pretty much cover his ass when he thought Cyrus would press charges for his violent temper tantrum, but it's still just a bit...confusing to me that THIS is the part where everyone in Port Charles draws the line.

Now the two things I mentioned earlier are torturing Dex in the Meat Locker Incident, and the Pikeman Deal. Yes, torturing Dex was pretty messed up and inexcusable, but at the time, Dex seemed to be the prime suspect in the Hook Killings (him being present at Ava, Brando, and Diane's stabbings, and him being a complete stranger to PC). As for the Pikeman Deal, yes that is not good, but I SWEAR, the show initially said that "Oh yeah, the deal is actually Legal."

So I just find this whole "Oh we GOTTA bring Sonny down because he tried to kill a villain" thing strange.

[bigskydreaming]

gingerjab

Dear Darling, even I, a person who dislikes Bobby/Johnny would love to see that over the monstrosity you’ve observed.

Oh my god you just reminded me you don’t like Bobby/Johnny and I haven’t fixed that yet. THEY’RE FIRE AND ICE! What, are you thematically dead inside, Jax? FIRE AND ICE. OMG AND THEY WERE POLAR OPPOSITES. Its RIGHT THERE!

[inkstained-wretch]

How fucking dense is Scott? Whenever he goes home now, he'll still need to self-isolate for 2 weeks. Even if he stays there for a prolonged period of time, that means potentially not seeing his family in weeks, maybe months. All because of J's rancid, irresponsible, incompetent cooch. Or maybe he'll do the dumbest thing possible like he has by going to Florida and head straight for his parents' house because he can't be alone for a fucking second. God knows it's the one thing he actually needs.

jax gonna wipe out the moir clan omg doesn’t sheri have a newborn or s/t? kids who survive respiratory infections whilst young will end up with lung problems in adulthood.

How does S not see that J has the exact opposite values of him? He mourned family members so deeply, he could barely skate, while she went out to party and hook up. All the stuff he cared about evaporated the moment he got with her, all his good traits - poof! How does she have this hold over him? We all know he wouldn't be acting so disgusting and irresponsible if he was with a better woman and it hurts to see him lose himself that way, he'll hate himself for it later.

wish i could convince myself scott died and was replaced by a 50 yr old doppelganger much like that avril lavigne conspiracy theory its a much easier way to deal with how disappointing scott has been ever since he got with jackie

can u believe THIS PHOTO HASN’T BEEN EDITED WITH ONE OF THOSE AGING APPS?

[haematophiliac-a]

KNOWING YOUR PARTNER WELL CAN POTENTIALLY MAKE WRITING TOGETHER A LOT EASIER. PLEASE REPOST, DO NOT REBLOG!

Tagged by: STOLEN. YOINK. Tagging: Everybody.

BASICS

NAME: Jason.  PRONOUNS: He/Him. SEXUALITY: It’s like... Asexual/Graysexual/Pansexual but pan/demi/grayromantic. I’m a big ball of specifics here. I don’t care for sex but if it comes to it I’ll give it a try? Maybe anyway. Prefer not to (how ironic considering I RP Jax) but sometimes will. Still feel sexual desires at times but don’t wanna indulge. Romance is a big MEH. Gotta really be into someone, know them proper to ever be into them. Then still I’m like meh. Nobody wants me and I cannot be arsed anyway :D Gender doesn’t matter to me. ZODIAC SIGN: Gemini. AGE: Twenty-nine.

EXPERIENCE

HOW LONG (MONTHS/YEARS?): 2001 on paper and MSN. 2006 on forums. 2010 on WoW. 2015 on here.

PLATFORMS YOU’VE USED: Gaia. WoW. Tumblr.

BEST EXPERIENCE: ANYTHING ON HERE OMG.

WRITING  PREFERENCES

FLUFF, ANGST OR SMUT:  ANGST. Give me ANGST. I enjoy it the most. Fluff = naw. Smut = maybe at times. PLOTS OR MEMES:  Both. Oh god both. Just love it all. Plotted or not I just love RPing and prefer spontaneous.

LONG OR SHORT REPLIES:  Either works. Not fussed in the end. ARE YOU LIKE YOUR MUSE(S): Big fat no. Nothing like him. He’s confident, outgoing, tall, buff, flirty, sex obsessed and kink obsessed. I’m the opposite. Yes. Read my sexuality. I’m borderline asexual and he’s the opposite lmao.

[skullrift]

OMG AMAZING QUESTIONS!!!

we all do art n do have our own art styles!!! but a lot of our finished pieces have had multiple alters working on them so a lot of it looks the same :P also our sort of “doodle” style is kinda consistent i think ?? but mostly in the way we draw our faces + the brush we use (pixel brush <33)

SOME OF THIS IS OLDER BUT it’s the best representation i have of like our “”pure”” art styles (in order; reffy, jax, me, fen, nox)

here’s some examples of what our doodles look like!!! they r done by diff alters but look KINDA THE SAME

AAAND here r examples of pieces that had multiple alters work on them!!! :D

we don’t split v often but one of the FIRST THINGS we do when it DOES HAPPEN is draw how the alter looks!!! picrews never rly work 4 us cuz we r rly picky and we use pk super often n having a pfp is rly important for us so it’s TOPP PRIORITY plus having an appearance an alter can connect 2 rly helps them develop their identity!! being appearanceless makes it harder for them to find themselves >_<

WE ALL GET LIKE SUPER BAD DYSPHORIA ABT THINGS FOR SUREEEE it isn’t as much the realism that causes it as it is just not rly feeling like we look how we should in general?? some of us more than others,,,, im relatively ok w how we look physically tbh (tho i would like black hair a lot of the time :P)

but jax’s dysphoria gets RLY BAD. he has such a specific internal appearance/body that not having it irl is rly hard 4 him… he rly struggles w height dysphoria (he is 6’5” we r physically 5’5”) and not having his nonhuman features (horns + tails) and generally not having the right face/body type …. it HAS gotten a bit better since we got top surgery tho!!

reffy’s can get a bit difficult but he moreso struggles with body dysmorphia rather than dysphoria regarding how he looks internally?? but he also struggles w height dysphoria but in the opposite way jax does cuz reffy is 4’5” and the body doesn’t feel short enough for him!!

nuni can get dysphoric SOMETIMES cuz she’s the only alter we have that fully identifies as a girl n we r bodily tramsmasc. but she has a wig that literally wards off ALL the dysphoria which i think is interesting?? like the way the wig changes her overall silhouette and frames her face makes her totally comfy!!! n i think that’s interesting :D

those r the biggest examples i can think of but ofc our other headmates have their own experiences as well!!! >:))

- 🖤

https://www.tumblr.com/skullrift/770905875833667584/sometimes-i-will-just-hyperfixate-on-my-system?source=share

YESSSS YES YES FR!! We have a special interest in systems/plurality as a whole, we also get it by hyperfixating on our system specifically

We hope these questions haven't been asked already BUT is the art you guys have done of yourselves accurate to what people look like in the innerworld?

Do you guys care to claim IRL items/clothes/accessories/hobbies, etc... for yourselves often, is pretty much everything shared and it's not a huge deal?

Please answer whatever anyone feels like answering, we don't want to push any boundaries. Have a lovely holiday, yall!

WAAA THANK U FOR QUESRIONS!!!!! i will answer like basically anything no matter how personal so dw i LOOVE QUESTIONS :33

YES my art is essentially 100% accurate when it comes to internal appearances!!! :D art has rly helped us envision ourselves as well cuz sometimes it’s hard 4 us to figure out details (e.g hair styles, horn & tail types, etc) and drawing it out helps us see ourselves clearer if that makes sense???

we have a few individual hobbies/things!!! as far as claiming items goes we have our own plushies and a couple of us have our own vape pens :3 also jax is vry protective of his takis sometimes x_x

with clothes we have a few common items we share (mostly just PANTS N TIGHTS/SOCKS) but we have completely different wardrobes!!! reffy takes up like half the closet n he’s the only one that wears any of his clothes cuz he dresses pink n pastel X)) jax also doesn’t share his clothes cuz he literally has ONLY ONE OUTFIT and he ONLY wears green day shirts he’s COMPLETELY CLAIMED THAT AS HIS BAND!!!

for hobbies!! there’s a couple games only one of my alters will play (reffy’s the only one who plays farmstead n jax is the only one who plays among us) but we enjoy games collectively 4 the most part!! we have system smps sometimes cuz jax n reffy have their own minecraft accounts n its fun :D also im the only one who makes kandi as a hobby!! when i was selling stuff some of my headmates would help me w making stock but its basically just my thing :3 those r the only examples i can think of atm WAHH BUT IM SURE THERES MORE!!!!

THANK U FOR ASKINGGGG THESE QUESTIONS WERE FUN :DD

- 🖤

[trash-and-recyle-fics]

Shortest Badass 2

Warnings: none maybe swearing and my usual grammar spelling and punctuation mistakes

Doing this because people said they liked it ( omg I lost my shit because someone enjoyed what I wrote) I thinking about making this into a 4 part series let me know

Enjoy

The noise was echoing throughout the town and as it got closer it sounded like it was chasing you. You sit up and see that Jax is not at the picnic table anymore but Chibs is.

“What’s goin on?” You ask still drowsy. He puts his hand up in your direction it looks like he is waiting.

Then Jax appread around the corner.

“Yeah it’s commin to us get her inside the office and wait with her I’ll come get you when it’s good.” Chibs nodded and waved you over you climbed down from the boxing ring. Walking to him he wrapped his arm around you and when you tried to move away he hugged you closer to him. Your nerves stated to get to you.

“What’s happening? Why are there cops comming?” Your voice was demanding but the fear obvious. As you came to the office Chibs opened it quickly hussling you in himself right after you.

“Asnswer me Chibs! What’s happening? Why is there cops?” He looked out the blinds and the cars had just arrived.

“Tha’ Damn new sheriff wants us to stop our business.” That was all he had said as you sat on a couch. Trying to think of an escape plan.

“I knew it.” You whispered under your breath. Chibs whipped around to look at you.

“Knew wha’?” Your face heated.

“I knew I shouldn’t have stayed. I should have gone north. Gone anywhere but here.” You ribbed your hand over your face feeling the cuts from earlier that day. The bad memories comming front and center. That should have been your sign to leave.

Chibs fell onto the other end of the couch. He smelled like weed and whiskey.

“Charmin’ is a special place an’ the club really likes ya. As long as I have been here I should know.” You shrug trying to keep the nerves at bay but your stomach is twisting into a knot.

“What if the cops see my face on a poster or somethin and take me. No offense but you guys seem like you have tabs kept and I think they would know if I was a family friend or something.” You rasp out. Chibs just nods.

“Tha’ would be a problem wouldn’t it. Well its’ a good thing we won’t let em’ take ya sweethear’.”as he finishes his sentence Jax comes through the door. Tension is a clear thing written on his face.

“They want us out. Some bullshit fire inspection.” Chibs swears under his breath and you stand. As you walk out the cars are lined up blocking the bikes one blocking the entrance and even one blocking the garage doors.

“Who the hell is that!?” The man you assume is the sheriff yells. Just like a small dog trying to look intimidating. You don’t like or trust him at all. Before you know it, you speak.

“I have a name jackass.” You say clear enough for him to hear you and you can see the smirk on at least half of the club face. The sheriff however doesn’t think it’s funny. He steps closer to you like a batter ready to swing.

“What is the name then?” He pauses. “You know so when I take you in I get all the info.” Your fight or flight instincts kick in.

“Take me in? For what?” He chuckles like it’s some big joke.

“I can say assault on an officer.” At that moment he must have saw the shy scared girl in your eyes die because he swallowed hard.

“You wanna see assault? I’ll show you assault!” You jump to hit him across he face with your fist but someone’s arms catch you. As you scream and fight the sheriff watches you being dragged off by the unknown man.

“YOU SON OF A BITCH COME HERE AND FIGHT ME LIKE THE DAMN PUSSY YOU ARE YOU STUPID!” You hack up a big spit ball in your mouth and launch it. It hits your target perfectly right on his eye/cheek. “STUPID SON OF A BITCH!” You scream. You still fight against the arms that are holding you and you see Jax following you and whoever that’s carrying you. You are still struggling trying to get out of the arms and once they set you down behind a black SUV you slap the face of Tig. He steps back and holds his face. More specifically the left ear/cheek where your hand print is. Then you start to talk again.

“I swear on everything I own and my own damn grave if you EVER do that again I will rip your balls off and make you choke on them in you sleep.” You say with venom in your voice your hands shaking from your anger. Jax stands beside you.

“Awe Attie that was probably the best thing I have seen this week. Kozik and Juice are going to take you to my place for awhile. Until things settle down here.”

“I don’t need a babysitter.” He smirked.

“Oh believe me darlin’ I know but it’s best for now.” You grumbled and swore. As you Tig and Jax walked over to the group of men with some police officers around, Jax told them what’s happening.

“Kozik, Juice you guys are goin’ to watch Attie. The rest of us are going to try and figure this shit out.” Everybody nodded. Except you, you had your arms crossed and ready for a fight...again.

“Can’t Kozik Juice And I just go down town or something. I have hardly even seen Charming.”Jax looked like he was considering it but his decision didn’t make you happy.

“No just go to my place that’s safer.” You kicked a rock and it hit the toe of his white tennis shoe as you followed Kozik with Juice trailing behind you. As you approached the bikes you told them your plan.

“Alright here’s what we are gunna do. I want to see more of downtown so we are gunna go.” Juice was quick to respond.

“Sorry but Jax said no.” You and your smart mouth were even faster.

“And Jax isn’t my dad. So let’s go at least for a hour come onnn.” The reluctantly agreed. Probably to keep your temper at bay. You had a cop move his big ass SUV out of the way so you could leave. You got on the back of Juice’s bike thinking he might be a bit safer driver.

—————Skip through drive

The downtown area was beautiful. Lots of shops and people. You have been here for about and hour but Juice and Kozik have been naggin to go. Finally you give in. As you start to walk back to the bikes some ill timed cat calling happend.

“Hey baby! Ooo damn! Wanna ride!” You swallowed the anger half used to it by now but Kozik did just the opposite. He stopped turned and walked across the street were the men sat on a bench. He didn’t even get a word in before fists went flying.

“Stay. Here.” Juice said like he was talking to a dog. He ran across the street to help out Kozik. After a couple of seconds of debating you start to walk across the street. As you step off the curb a black van pulls in your way. Trying to go around it the door slides open and you see a man jump out with a knife in hand. You scream and make it to the back of the van but it’s to late he has you. Juice and Kozik turn only to see your head covered with a black bag and fighting against everything touching you. They run out into the street but not fast enough as you get thrown into the van. Like a bag of garbage into a dumpster.

Part 3 let me know

[rofics]

Come Together pt 7

Bts gang au x hybrid reader and friend

Warnings: cursing as usual, banter, barely a suggestive theme

http://rofics.tumblr.com/post/171297480797/come-together-pt-8-bts-gang-au-x-hybrid-reader-and

I wake up in the middle of the night, something happened in my dream that felt like real life. Jungkook's back is turned to me, still fast asleep. I slowly peel the covers away from my warm body, cool room air kissing my skin. I gently stand up, tip toeing out the door. Everyone one else is also asleep, so I tip toe down the stairs as well. I sniff the air, something's off, there's a didferent scent. I turn the corner and see Eli standing there in the kitchen.

"Brother? Why are you here?" I ask, barely a whisper but he hears me clearly.

"Jax is planning more attacks on you, I plan on exposing myself to your friends tomorrow so I can help you. I can't stay in the shadows anymore. I can't bare to see you getting hurt" he replies in the same volume. Before I can get a response out he vanishes into thin air, now how in the hell does he do that? I sigh, walking to the cabinet to get a glass and fill it with water. I take a sip, keeping the cup near my mouth, breath fogging the glass.

'More attacks huh? That's just crazy..' I think, fingers ghosting over my stomach. 'Maybe having an extra person will help? Eli was also great at hand to hand combat, even better than me. But would he be accepted? They know he's alive..but he has worked with Ayden' the thought continues and I sigh again, dumping the water out into the sink. I dry it off and place it back in the cabinet, turning around to go back to bed.

"Damn Bee, give me a fucking heart attack why don't ya!" I seeth, not hearing her enter. Fucking rabbits are stealthy as shit.

"Sorry..I heard whispering and had to check it out, just doing my job" she replies, shrugging her shoulders.

"I think Eli would be a good addition..especially since he's not evil" Sacha adds as I walk over to the couch, plopping down dramatically.

"Yeah, I just don't know how I'll deal..it's been 10 years Bee, you know how I get around people I haven't seen in a while. He's even my twin for crying out loud!" I mumble, leaning my head on her shoulder so she rests hers on top of mine

"I know Jinx, but maybe it'll be good! He was like my brother too ya know" she adds and I give her a side hug. Sacha was an only child, so we were basically related with how close we were.

"We'll see what the guys think, since Eli would have to protect them as well" I murmur, lifting my head up. She nods, taking my hand as she stands up. We walk back up the stairs, feet making no noise as we part ways. I slip back into bed, snuggling into Jungkook's back as I try to go back to bed. I can't sleep so I just lay there, brain thinking of different ways tomorrow can end.

I must have drifted off to sleep at some point because I was being shaken awake by Sacha. I can be pretty scary if I'm woken up in the wrong way (true story, i hate being woken up by other people)

"What time is it?" I mumble, shileding my eyes from the piercing sun drifting through the blinds.

"It's around noon, I know you didn't get any sleep so I advised Jungkook not to wake you in the morning" she replies, sitting on the edge of the bed. I groan and stretch out my stiff bones, joints popping back in place as I sigh happily. I flop to the side of the bed and kick my legs like a child

"I don't wanna get up..the bedy is coomffyy" I whine, rolling around. Sacha sighs and shakes her head

"Okay, there are other ways to get your butt downstairs" she threatens, and I grin at her. I hold my arms out, wanting her to pick me up. Thin and tall or not, she is a hybrid with extra strength. She places an arm under my back and legs, mine wrapping around her shoulders. I let out a whee as she lifts me up, walking out the bedroom in a bridal style. I start humming the 'here comes the bride' theme as she goes down the steps. When we come into view of the kitchen I strike a pose and laugh. I'm plopped onto my chair and I pout

"That's no way to treat your spouse" I tease, poking my fork at her to which she pokes her tongue out. I dig into my food, chewing happily as we chat. Mid chew I get that weird feeling in my stomach when Eli or Ayden are about to appear and I swallow my food forcefully.

*knock knock knock*

They ring through the house and Sacha stares at me 'this soon?' Her look screams and I send her back a confused eye look.

"I got it" I mumble, pushing my chair out and sucking in a breath. There stands Eli, in casual clothing, splitting image of me. I step to the side, motioning him in. Everyone got curious so they all filter out into the living room. Namjoon wasn't surprised, nor was Jimin since he knew that Eli wasn't a bad guy but the other guys didn't know. Well except maybe Yoongi, dude knows everything. Everything. Eli coughs, clearing his throat

"Hello Bangtan gang, my name is Eli L/N, younger twin brother of Y/N. I know you may think I'm evil but I'm the opposite, I was promised a reunion for working with Ayden. I can also provide extra protection if needed" he introduces with a small bow. I glance between Eli and bts, not knowing what will happen but ready to step in if fists fly.

"It's nice to meet you officially Eli, I'm Namjoon, or RM by my leader name" He replies, holding out a hand that Eli takes in a firm grip.

"Why are you appearing all of a sudden now?" Jin questions, stepping next to Namjoon.

"Simple, for Y/N. I heard what happened with that bear, a maniac but genius witch Jax escaped a maximum security magick prison and has some kind of vendetta against hybrids. And somehow he has something against Y/N as well, hence the attacks everytime you go out. I even have some leads and the same exact skillset as Y/N" Eli defends, inner Malamute coming out. Jin looks at Namjoon, the younger returning an unwavering look. What Namjoon says, goes.

"Yoongi can pull up facts if you need to be reassured. In fact, I think all of you should know the hidden truth" Namjoon speaks, rubbing his temple. I pat his arm, poor guy. We all sit down, Eli standing at the end of the couch.

"The gang confrontation with Tae the first time we met Sacha and Y/N was staged. My father has been behind a lot of the unfortunate things happening. He was the one who helped Got7 kill their families, wanting the power all for himself. He kept eyes on all three of them, thwarting every plan Eli ever had to try and reach out to Y/N. He even payed Jaebum to date Sacha in order to get information out of her, it didn't work of course because our Y/N here is one hell of an obstacle to get by. I think father even had something to do with Jac, but that's just an assumption. Long story short, Eli isn't evil, he only played the part. And I agree to have him help" Namjoon informs, going full on boss mode. I shivered at the site, dude does it pretty damn well.

"So I got my ass kicked for nothing?" Tae questions, face in a frowny pout.

"Unfortunately Tae, but me helping you was genuine! Nobody hurts my cuddle buddy!" I pipe, throwing fake punches.

"If Bee is okay with it, I'm fine with him joining. She is our other protector after all" Hoseok adds, standing next to her. 'Oh. My. Gosh!!!! He called her Bee!!!! The ship has sailed, repeat; THE SHIP HAS SAILED' I scream to myself, biting back a smile.

"Of course I'm fine with it, we grew up together as well. I'm an only child so these two are my siblings" She says, nudging Hoseok's shoulder. My tail wags happily at the sight, they so cute!

"I guess I'm okay with it, but I will use my elder status if you mess up" Jin states, looking at Eli who holds his hands up in surrender.

"Oh you won't have to worry about him if he messes up, I'll take care of it" I warn, putting my fists up again. Jin chuckles and tousles my hair.

"Kook? You okay with it?" I ask, turning to look at him with my best pouty eyes. He stares at me so I turn my ears downwards, the finishing move. He shakes his head at me, breaking into a smile and nods. Sacha sends me a look of disbelief 'that boy is so whipped for you omg' her eyes say and I blush sending her a 'nah, I'm just cute as fuck' look back. She rolls her eyes, the universal whatever. The next few minutes were a bit awkward, us just sitting in silence.

"We don't have an extra room though, I just remembered that" Jin mutters out of the blue and my hand shoots up.

"I can sleep with someone! I don't mind a bit, or someone can sleep with me and move their things into my room" I offer with a smile, tail wagging in excitement.

"I could move into your room and Eli can have mine" Jungkook speaks and my eyes go wide. 'Oh the possibilities..wait brain no! Bad brain, no dirty thoughts!' I think, scolding myself.

"I can agree to that as long as I get Y/N some nights for cuddling, they're the best pillow" Tae chimes in and I smile at him

"Of course! I need my Tae pillow too" I reply happily, I really do love all of this attention.

"Since you're new blood you gotta help Kook move Maple boy" Sacha demands, using Eli's old nickname.

"Holy shit I forgot about maple boy!" I laugh, pointing at Eli to which he pokes his tongue out, ears twitching.

"What's maple boy?" Jimim asks, staring at us as we lose our shit.

"When we were younger, this dumb ass ate/drank a whole bottle of maply syrup to get out of training" Sacha snorts and I laugh harder.

"Coach was so pissed at him, he still had to train!" i roar, tears forming in my eyes, holding my side.

"I've never eaten syrup since" Eli shudders, looking out the window dramatically.

"Oh you're gonna hate pancake day" Hoseok says with a smile as Eli looks at him in horror.

"Namjoon I appreciate the offer but if there's a pancake day I must go" Eli tells the leader jokingly, pretending to get up and leave. He makes Namjoon chuckle, baby bro is just like me! Who wouldn't be able to love a Malamute? Have ya seen one? We so cute and fluffy~ Jin seemed to be the only one unimpressed which made me sad, should I talk to him? The others however, are opening up a lot quicker than I expected. They sure are trusty for a bunch of "gangsters", notice how I put the quote around gangsters.

"Well if I am going to be living here is it okay if I get some stuff? I wasn't expecting to be accepted by you so quickly RM" Eli says with a sheepish grin.

"Namjoon is just fine, only other gangs call me RM" the older replies, returning the smile. Eli shuffles out of the house awkwardly, getting into his car I assume because how else did he get here?

"I'll go get my stuff ready" Jungkook states, getting up from his seat.

"I'll help! Eli will probably be a while, plus I have to my stuff around to fit yours" I add, jumping up. We head up the stairs together, entering our rooms. I walk into the closet, moving my clothes close to each other and placing my shoes in the same area. 'I guess I'll have to rearrange some furniture so he can have a dresser' I think, trying to map out a plan. I'll put mine in the left corner, then place his on the wall next to the closet. I slide the dresser over with ease, walking over to Jungkook's room. He's seperating his clothes on hangers for easy transport. I lift up his dresser and calmly walk back to my room, placing it down gently.

"Wow, that thing is fucking heavy and you moved it by yourself?" Tae asks, leaning against the door frame and I nod.

"Did you forget how strong hybrids are Tae? Do I need to remind you?" I tease, pinching his cheek.

"Yah, I'm older than you" he scolds playfully and I pinch his cheek again, making him fake glare. It doesn't take much time for Kook to change rooms, both of our things merging pretty well.

"Make sure to clean your bed, I'd hate for Eli to find something not pleasant" Jimin teases, coming up the stairs. 'Something unpleasant? What would be..oh, oh! Oh ewwww!!!' I think, face scrunching up

"Tmi guys, tmi" I mutter, shaking my head as Jungkook stares at the ground in embarrassment. (I'm jokingly talking about jizz on the bed)

Eli's car pulls up again, this time right by the front door, that was fast. He came in with a few duffle bags and two suit cases, guess he didn't need any furniture.

"Thanks again, I won't let you down" Eli promises, crossing his heart. I show him where everything is, and who's room is who's. His eyes light up about the arcade, I only learned from the best, and the best is Eli.

"Fancy a healthy sibling rivalry of air hockey?" Eli asks, mischievous smile etched on his face.

"Oh hell yeah! I'm gonna smoke you!" I retort, racing down the stairs into the basement.

"Oh no, those playing games gets very hectic. Watch your genitals and fingers, those always get attacked" Sacha warns, following Y/N down to the basement. You can see them gulp, hands cautiously moving to their privates.

*crash*

"Did you have to hit it that hard??!!!"

"I'm sorry!! I got excited!"

*sigh*

"What have you done Joon?" Jin asks, sounding like an old man.

"I mean, they are Malamute siblings, what'd you expect?" Jimin questions Jin, giving him the side eye.

"I don't know..guess I'm still in denial about the whole uncle kim thing..and about Eli being a good guy" Jin confesses, staring at the basement stairs.

"He's telling the truth, I won't lie, he came to me when I was in the office and I put him through the hardest lie detector tests I could think of, like Hoseok level hard and he passed. We also have Y/N if he acts up" Yoongi says, staring at the oldest who sighs, wide shoulder sagging.

"Okay, I'll try to get to like him. How bad could he be right? Like a different Y/N?" He asks himself

*bang, thud*

"Really?! You're gonna tear the whole place down at this rate!"

"I said sorry!!"

"Why do I even bother?" Jin whines, Jimin patting his shoulder. They walk downstairs into the arcade chaos, the pool table was knocked over and there was an air puck in the wall.

"The puck was Bee's fault!" I declare, throwing my hands up in surrender and she hits my shoulder

"You ass!" She scolds, hitting me again while I giggle.

"The table was Y/N though" Eli snitches and I gasp, pressing my hand to my heart.

"How dare you tell on your own sibling" I sniffle, throwing my head back dramatically.

The night is full of small crashes and apologies, with threats of arcade rights being taken away from the twin trouble makers. That or child proofing everything, both work.

*no p.o.v*

Be prepared Y/N, for this time you will not make it out alive

-Ro! Lighter chapter to get away from the gore! Do you like lighter or darker themes?? Eli ship??? I could def do him and Namjoon~~~ as always i hope you enjoy and thank you for liking this series <3