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inchidentalmeowmeow · 4 months

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CHARLES WIN IN MONACO???

LESTAPPEN HAVING A PROPER HUG?????

IVE PRAYED FOR TIMES LIKE THIS 🥹😭

#I AM NEVER SHUTTING UP ABOUT THIS #FUCKING FINALLY #ON ALL COUNTS #Idec if it was a boring ass race #after all the shit charles had to deal with #he DESERVES a clean easy drive for once FUCK #IM CRYING #f1 #formula 1 #charles leclerc #cl16 #lestappen #max verstappen #1633 #ferrari #mv33 #mv1 #monaco gp 2024

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shealwaysreads · 1 year

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Watching The Gentlemen and seeing Michelle Dockery (who I’ve only ever seen as Lady Mary in Downton) glam to the max—red lips, gold hoops—with a gun in hand, pure London, saying “Listen to me, cunt, you take one step forward and it’ll be the last fucking step you ever take.” and I’m just beside myself with happiness at my movie choice.

ALSO

Charlie Hunman in this film is delicious.

#thirst inducing #on all counts #just putting that out there #the gentlemen

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sonoya · 1 month

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universe please give me some lovin to indulge in longterm

#i'm so tired please hello i need to be poured into #on all counts

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mannyblacque · 4 months

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#guilty #on all counts #donald trump #trump #fuck trump #us politics #superman #zod #stormy daniels #hush money #lock him up!#never trump

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jubileebloom · 1 year

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emotional dysregulation is fun because why am I on the verge of tears over losing a scrunchie

#..it was one of my favorites that used to be my mom's :(#gone forever in a moment of inattention #what is wrong with me #on all counts

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punkscowardschampions · 1 year

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#yes I did that #on all counts #flowers and stickers and stars and treats #and the gayest post i found about this hoe and her snake emily spinach #which is my new name #inspo #faces #mattie pemberton howard #mafi #on the low like of course we'll be like share those with your friends but we know

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girlfriendline · 2 years

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i love when i wake up and scottie has been doing Gabby Representation for me all night

#YOU'RE SO RIGHT #ON ALL COUNTS #THROW HIM IN THE BIN HE'S JUST NOT THAT GOOD #I AM ADAMANT ABOUT THIS #me to scottie 3 seconds into watching mdavid play for the first time last season: this? this is what? this is their guy?? i don't like him

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onefey · 5 months

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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

#pokemon #pkmn #pokemon mystery dungeon #pmd #tag games #someone might've done this concept already but i had a worm in my brain you know.#i thought itd be fun to list all the unevolved pokemon... now i know there's only around 400 evolution lines total!#.. not counting mythicals legendaries ultra beasts or paradoxes #by the way! alongside the shiny result there are two other bonus results: an obligatory pikachu and... a surprise!!!#finally feel free to let me know if i misspelled something or accidentally included an evolved mon (other than pikachu)#sorry long tags ha 😅 i'm done now

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isjasz · 4 months

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Stellar death

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noknowshame · 2 years

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why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?

#instant conversation enders for my multiple youth pastor cousins #don’t say it (I’m gonna say it)#The Child is The Price #but i mean come on #as someone who isn't actually even christian the real-life historical version of this is still cursed as fuck #i mean we know that jesus was a person who existed. whatever circumstances he was born in #its terrifyingly ominous to imagine being so unaware of the affect your child will have on the future of humanity #time itself will one day be counted around your birth of him #and all because he will suffer an excruciatingly painful death that you will not be able to prevent #not only that. but regardless of his or your intentions #regardless of whether there is a god #for millenea unfathomable millions will have blood spilled and will spill blood in his name #atrocities will be committed that you cannot even conceive of #and all on his and your behalf #you love your child. its beautiful. but there's horror in what you've done. because everyone else will love him too #and what's more dangerous than that?

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mellosdrawings · 2 months

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