stan has a closetfull of these shirts in all colors
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i wanna collect men like people collect funko pops 🤭
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Hanging on to sanity and common decency by imagining cute hats for my cat in detail
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Potential DPxDC Prompt x3
In between their graduation from high school and the start of their college careers, Tucker and Danny collaborate on a small podcast where they mostly chitchatted about various topics from "Is a hotdog a sandwich?" to "Why the Justice League sucks." That last one upped their viewership, but most of that died off when the next three episodes were titled "The Best Eats in Nowhere, Illinois," where they trolled through Elmerton and Amity Park for the various chain and local restaurants, eating at and rating them with a very qualitative, subjective, and nonsensical scale, until they get to the Nasty Burger.
The Nasty Burger gets an episode all to itself, describing the lore of how the "T" in the original "Tasty" fell off, the sign got tagged with an "N," and how, after it took years for the owners to fix the sign, they officially renamed the place "The Nasty Burger" because that's what everyone called it, even changing the menu and marketing that had stubbornly stuck to Tasty Burger all those years. (Tucker shows off his vintage Tasty Burger shirt as a flex of his loyalty). They order and eat every food item in one sitting (even the vegan ones), and rate Nasty Burger 20/10, the best local burger place you can find. After the drop off that came from reviewing places like "The Lucky Sombrero Irish Pub and Taquería," they didn't expect the clapback they got from the most unexpected place: Gotham, New Jersey.
A small but very robust group of Gothamites were calling bullshit on the review, daring them to come to Gotham for their own local burger chain, The Batburger. Tucker and Danny sense a great challenge and a new episode idea, and Sam agrees to fund the trip when they declare the vegan options at the Batburger were far superior ("I funeded the separate grill myself at Nasty! Bet they cook their bean burgers in beef grease.") Of course, she's also coming along.
So Tucker, Sam, and Danny hit the road with a teaser that they're taking up the challenge and coming to Gotham, and they'd be proving these uppity commentators WRONG.
Meanwhile, The Batclan are a bit shocked to realize that their comments actually motivated the hosts of one of their favorite dumb podcasts, which appeared on their radar after the "JL sucks" episode, to visit Gotham. Wouldn't it be hilarious if they tracked them down and got to see their reactions in person?
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thank you for 1000 followers. actually insane bc that's not even a real number. anyways. bald jean
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“All rap sounds the same I just don’t like the topics. It’s all about violence and bitches and drugs and money 🤓☝️” my apologies, please go back to watching Hazbin Hotel and Bluey and sucking on ur binky since u wanna be a baby
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"uchiha are prideful arrogant pricks cause they dont wear armor to war like senju" a take that I hate with passion
bc they do??
however they do have much less armor than butsuma and tobirama
and then they just mostly stop wearing it
these mfs are just poor lmao, kawarama had more get up than uchiha clan head "uchiha think they are above wearing armor" is some tobirama pilled nonsense i mean even MADARA goes back to wearing full armor when he joins konoha what are you on about 😭
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A gender swapped ASL would be basically the same except Sabo having even more mannerisms drilled into her that have been progressively broken down by Ace (Anne technically?) over their friendship. But Ace and Luffy are exactly the same. Expect Luffy is doing cartwheels in a dress cause she can. That girl can not fathom the concept of being mindful about dresses and skirts she would probably be forced to wear shorts. Then the discovery of Luffy’s one true love forms:
Jorts.
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So like do the buttons on TVs start to actually work if you spend more than seventy bucks on one or are they just all shit now? Because my near universal experience with televisions for the last decade has been that none of them have a power button that lines up so you've gotta kind of wiggle and press on the plastic next to the button to turn it on for real and I'm wondering if having a TV actually do what you tell it to has become the main excuse to up the price for one these days
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