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So about that upcoming Steam Prison canon divergent (AU?) and sequel plot thing..............
Get fucking romanced by an idiot, Sachsen.
#steam prison#sachsen brandenburg#cyrus tistella#good lord the fact this jackass gets a romance route is so funny to me#hes such a weird lil freak and i am honestly fascinated by him in the worst ways possible#hes sadistic and cruel and also one of the funniest weirdos in the game#i want to just draw him as hes discussed and seen in the various routes tbh#cause i will never get over the eltcreed ending where he takes cyrus to his house and there he is#theres sachsen ! under.... house arrest in not his own house.#like dude why is that the FUNNIEST thing to me
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An exchange of letters (translated from Khaganian) between the Aegis and the Saraana, delivered via blue prophet:
Kid's dead (for now). Ship's under repair, along with part of Wolfstack. One of the damnedest things I've seen in all these years - a glim-fall right at the docks. Everyone else is patched up. Update to follow whenever he comes back, which shouldn't be long according to the doctor. No need to come check in.
Thank you. I'm glad they're in good hands. Altan, when you read this, let us know how you're feeling. And perhaps pray for better luck, as I will. [in a different, messy hand] I would tell you not to scare us like that, little fish, if it wasn't an accident. What a story, though! Any glim-scars? We won't come by just yet, but we'll have to get together again soon and have a look. We love you. Get well soon.
Doing well. All limbs, eyes, etc still where they should be. Thanks for the prayers. I'll make a proper offering soon as I'm out of bed. Just the one scar, on my leg right above the ship tattoo. Adds to it, I think. Here's the article, since I know you'll want to read it. [enclosed is a newspaper clipping about the recent spectacle of an unlucky captain's death at Wolfstack Docks.] Love you. See you soon.
#all this is to say that I unlocked piracy in-game yesterday and immediately pulled a Twitch#one of the funniest things I've ever experienced tbh#my writing#The Taciturn Explorer#The Gilded Corsair#The Exuberant Rogue#Emory Hayes
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word vomit anon back!!!
pirate majima game is funny...watching people complain abt rgg ruining majima is super funny because he's been a silly guy for like 7 games and a serious guy in one...can he not be silly again...just once more??? (also im sure this game is gonna be emotional in some way shape or form) also k3 heads stay in line yokoyama said it was coming one day he never said soon lol
'k3 heads stay in line' PLEAAASSEE VJLKEALKJ youre right tho i cant lie ....
on the real though yeah no like. majima can be serious at times but generally he's a zany guy, it'd be illegal not to capitalize on that in SOME regard
#snap chats#HI WVA WELCOME BAAAACCCCK#but yeah that isnt to say you cant love a silly character and the serious aspects of them ofc#it just shouldnt be unrealistic that theyd want to be a lil funny with him when thats a big part of his appeal#and rgg always has a way of sneaking in emotion into its games anyhow so theres surely gonna be somethin#my bestie's bet is that makoto's gonna be the real treasure majima finds in the end </3 and he wont even remember her this is so sad </3#id probably kms ill be tbh so im glad thats not gonna happen !!!!!#total topic pivot time cause i had the funniest interaction with my grandma's minister#he was visitin and we were alone in the kitchen and hes like 'has anyone told you you looked like the actress from beauty and the beast'#and i was like 'no no ones ever said that to me actually !!!" i think he was referring to sonoya mizuno thats the only one i could guess#but yeah he was just like 'can i get a picture with you my daughter loves beauty and the beast'#like chief im not sonoya mizuno but fuck it sure hwy not. ive always wondered what its like being a celebrity vajelkjal#funny day my fridays turning out to be i tell you that#anyway i say all this cause i think he had like shea butter hand lotion cause now my hands just smell like damn lotion#it distracting .. its a nice smell but still bruh my hands did not smell like thsi before they smelled like LAVENDER#ive met him only once before and when i did he told me i had a strong handshake and now this is the price i pay. shea butter hands
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love these guys
#i like how cringe they all are. like all of them are flawed & immensely cringe. no one's main is safe#they're cringe in different ways & some more than others but they're all cringe. love it#why are the fans for my two favourite soul fighter champions the autistic-coded ones !!#why are the autistic-coded ones the most unhinged....#though tbh i think you could make an argument for all 5 of them being autistic 😭#sommer's homemade jhin cosplay is so cute#they somehow managed to capture the exact brand of weird that jhin fans are. bravo#i think the funniest part about him is that jhin would not be able to stand him lmao#him wearing a shirt with the same art that's on the print he's holding makes me crack up for some reason#obsessed with the jacked yordle named rizz.... she's everything#also can i just say i love the crop top on guy. fantastic creative decision. so many crop tops in soul fighter i love it#kiri is crazy though what do you mean she's literally selling rpf at an event that the people she's writing rpf about are at#her repeatedly trying to get samira to read her fanfiction is kind of hilarious#& then she tells samira she's going to write fanfic about her. which is kiri's way of praising her. she is nuts (affectionate)#the way she keeps casually mentioning pyke totally kills people in this universe & she still adores him#she's the worst kind of fangirl (which is the point. they're all parodies) but it's hard to hate her lol she's so silly#my only issue with her is that she's a jhin hater.... how rude#i know her tumblr game goes crazy#the only character i'm confused by is jade. the lux fangirling felt really forced to me#it's not reflected in her design at all; honestly she looks more like evelynn#especially when riki guy & rizz & sommer are all clearly emulating gwen sett & jhin respectively#plus jade's shtick was more about parodying true crime & political content creators it seemed. the lux stuff felt tacked on#i guess it was because dema is after lux & jade doesn't like dema but it felt over the top at least#on top of the fact that it's pretty hard to make sjw characters actually funny#they should've made a dema bootlicker character tbh. for funzies#i think riot should publish some of kiri's fanfiction on the universe site. wouldn't that be silly#they could do one for each of them! a transcription of one of jade's podcast episodes; guy & rizz's training regimen; a poem from sommer#hope some of them show up in LoR sometime. just for fun#league of legends#soul fighter
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one of my top 10 hobbies has to be getting added to a large group chat and then people forgetting i am there.
#my ex just admitted in front of everyone and the eyes of god that she has not gotten any since we broke up#in spite of trying really hard to get. anything. and talking about how she desperately needs to get dicked down. GIRL. what.#responded to the message with R I P in letter emojis uhm. i dont think anyone will even#notice tbh but its funny to me. personally.#funniest thing is i kinda knew that this was happening but im like well now i have confirmation from the source i guess lol#HONORABLE MENTION OF ANOTHER SITUATION IN THIS GENRE: my friend is a dancer#with a really competitive dance group and she's in a small group of like 13 people who she#interacts with every day and she had a sort of falling out with them thats too complicated to get into here.#but before the falling out they added her to a shared photo album. and right before she decided she was done with the whole thing#she woke up one morning to a notification saying that there were 50+ new photos added to the shared album#and thats how she found out they did a holiday party where they invited everyone but her... BATSHIT. and shes like holy shit#thats petty. and made a whole game of going through the photos with me and some other frieinds.#ballet drama is something else let me tell you holy shit#cricket.chatterbox
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tf2 movie directed by Edgar Wright (guy that made scott pilgrim vs the world movie) so that we can have Miss Pauling jump out of a window to avoid scout send tweet
#or just any of the mercs jumping outta a window tbh#tf2#team fortress 2#the comedic style of the tf2 comics and edgar wrights filmmaking are one to one for their mediums#edgar wright also does this scene transition where a character will just run away from the frame in the funniest fucking way#i think that would be very silly#this post is to cope w the potential terribleness of the mgs movie by imagining a better video game movie#do not ask me abt my opinions on that we would be here forever
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#yakuza#judgment#yagami takayuki#my screenshots#one of the funniest substory sets in the whole game tbh#mamoru and yukako are so fucking funny#and the soundbite omfg
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who's being silly on Twitter rn i don't have a twt account but i'm nosy and i wanna snoop
dont wanna say the name cause her fans are annoying as fuck :/ but its the s0uth p4rk in hell show
#other#t talks#i hate the shows n also her 'south park is the funniest show ever' style humor#and also her character desgin :p#design*#so i dont keep up with it at all#but i follow a few artists who do like n watch it#n from what ive heard the new season of the show has been getting worse n worse#(also why is a spinoff show on season 2 while the main show only has 1 episode?)(thats weird)#anyways#apparently the latest ep was particularly bad for a whole list of reason that tbh i just dont care about :/#but it got more ppl to criticize it n some of the ppl working on the show have been acting foolishly on twitter cause of the criticism#n its like... thats such a dangerous game to be playing when your that close to success#cause like i said earlier ppl have imploded their entire careers over freakouts at reviewers on twitter#so why they would want to do that while having one show out n the other picked up by a major production company is insane to me#like your really ready to risk both of these to try to pressure some reviewers into deleting some tweets pointing out plotholes 😩😩😩#like what the actual fuck is your ego onnnnn
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Genuinely one of the funniest set of dialogue options in this entire game tbh
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#Tbh one of the funniest things to come out of the latest episode of “idiot Twitter user makes#bad taste “Dream creepy” joke and gets fucking pounced on” is that this dude private their acc#and then tried to put “Dream Stans dni” in their bio like THAT was going to do anything 😭😭😭#like bro I know you’re young and still think DNI’s work but like. No they do not. Play stupid games win stupid prizes!!#discourse
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i am being so fucking autistic about a video game i've only played an hour and a half of and have absorbed like 99% of my information about through osmosis from my bestie(s. it's complicated) and fanfiction. catastrophic levels of autism. i can't stress this in words i don't think y'all understand. or care honestly sdflkjfdskdfsjsfdkj-
#puppy rambles#slightly hurts to know no one seems to really care but eh. can't blame anyone i know y'all follow me for rhythm heaven#i think i have been making high-quality posts though y'all aren't appreciating my incomprehensible rambles about persona enough </3#/lh#(which is funny since this blog isn't even really a rhythm heaven blog anymore i don't think that'll be my main hyperfixation for a bit)#(if ever. it was uhhhhhh. kindddddd of unhealthy. haha lol xd :3)#(turns out a rhythm game that i barely interact with the fandom for is not stimulating enough for my adhd and autism!!! shocking i know)#(i still love rhythm heaven but it was bad for my brain-)#(i'm happy for all the friends i made through it though :333 even if i've only talked to like. one or two of you guys cuz of anxiety)#(and even then just through asks because the idea of interacting with people on tumblr through other means honestly terrifies me)#anyways it's going down now persona 3 reload bops hard idk 99% of the lyrics though#persona songs are good at being incomprehensible. even if you can understand the lyrics i think they're kinda nonsensical sometimes#i mean. check it out i'm in the house like carpet. that's an actual line from a persona song#which is hilarious to me. funniest metaphor#anyways wiping all out is the best persona song i think (<- only actually remembers what like 10 persona songs sound like)#been a little while but i'm still prattling. not a princess (a lot of anger in it) not your cutie girlfriend oh no don't you know#three dots connect to rectangles. demolition#yes i did specifically play p3p and specifically as girl. i probably won't play it more for a while now tho tbh#i kinddddd of spoiled myself on. basically all of the important plot points. through lesbian fanfiction#look can you really blame me. like *vaguely gestures* the door and the toaster are fucking KISSING#they should undoor. i knowwwwww it goes against the game's message but. shut up. i like happy endings#no dead lovers allowed over here >:(#they deserve to be happy and not crucified
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Mutual Bingo - Accepting ☾
#´ ･ . ✶ooc; asked and answered#´ ･ . ✶ooc; dash games#{ SERE!! squeezing you }#{ your dash comm always makes me laugh tbh. 10/10 funniest mutual i have }#{ + you have so many cool muses! i don't know a lot of them but i also DO know a lot of other ones to plot with.... }#{ i'd love to write more w you!! }#braveryhearted
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guy who looks a bit sad whenever they see wizard of oz
#stardust speaking !#every once in a while i think about the wizards names. and i always end up thinking about that halloween event#where akira ends up directly explaining snow white (but also seeing a apple that 'makes u sleep' and going um guys in my world.......is so#funny to me.#(its cuz the twins names are snow & white#plotting w me but its me telling u which wizard akira is gonna end up comparing u too#<-THIS IS A JOKE#sorry ive had more i wanted to say but i read the intro to ch19 in alchemy stars and soroz said that when navi was happy as a kid#he did a headstand...and demanded soroz did one too AND IMMMMMM SO FOND OF THHEEEEEMMMM seeing navi#talk to soroz again makes me so emotional augh i love alchstar story tbh im so sad it wont last forever#no1 game of lines that lives in my head(they are my highest decree. can you write me a poem. you have to wake up-dont watch until the end#so. i lost all my akira thoughts#everyday im like tbh gran is my funniest & more work-able muse and then i spend the entire time im awake thinking about akira#also im so often like oh i should rb a meme but then i rmbr i have to Find a meme and i just. dont. x_x#eventually............
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confession: sometimes I come to look at your art as references because you have noted details like moles + looking at what colors u put down in my quest to find what something looks like under neutral lighting
I know the shit here has been thoroughly researched
i will be normal upon learning this news.
#fave#snap chats#JUST KIDDINGLAKJVKLE I CANT EVEN MAKE A FUNNYMAN™️ COMMENT THAT'S SUCH AN HONOR THANK YOU SO MUCH#especially when i'm such a fan of your own work... i love your lighting and shading and how Shaped everyone is so much...#just the FEEL yk i cant explain it but your art just feels super great to look at..#the funniest thing bout being sent this today is ironically i was gonna make more 'model sheets' for myself like how i did with y2 daigo#dunno why i just felt compelled to do so.. just so i could draw bitches without having to think ACTUAL Rotating Like An SSBB Trophy moment#except this one i'd make more note heavy..... cause idk i always wanted to do that tbh..#if my arm didnt hurt i probably would ☠️ maybe tomorrow or if im too stubborn later tonight i will ☠️☠️#but wow... again thank you that means a lot. new favorite compliment achieved thank you...#i do spend hours looking at these bitches so im glad. im glad thats apparent i pay attention 😫#in truth i dont even draw EVERY mole on every character- daigo is esp awkward because his moles change throughout games#the moles i draw are specifically for the ps3 era/y3-75#he has different moles in the dragon engine- they're actually on the right side of his face opposed to the left: theyre entirely different#AND IM GOBSMACKED BOUT THE COLORS BIT people tell me my colors are nice but its still ?? for me to acknowledge that sometimes#like not BAD OF COURSE NO NO IM REALLY HAPPY im just.. hm... i didnt think i was doing anything nice..#in any case again. thank you. ive made it clear this is a big compliment I Will Can It now ☠️
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Happy final fantasy video game I'm here to remind you all that I know someone who was once dumped for a man named Cloud Strife
#like an actual guy who was fully named after the video game character#one of the funniest things thats ever happened in my periphery tbh#i mean it sucks to get dumped but he was being kind of an ass at the time so yknow
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I think, perhaps one of the funniest things to come from EPIC popularising the Odyssey is that now a ton of people think Poseidon wanted to kill Odysseus.
In the Odyssey, Poseidon has no intention of killing Odysseus. In fact, part of the whole reason Zeus lets Poseidon do whatever he wants even though he thinks Odysseus is rad and should get to kiss his wife is explicitly because Poseidon had no intentions of killing Odysseus. Poseidon wanted to pay back the suffering/inconvenience blinding Polyphemus would have caused. It's a really abstract thing tbh. How do you pay back someone permanently disabling your son? Poseidon's solution was just to amputate Odysseus from his other half; i.e. Penelope. The end game was never murder, it was always an endurance race.
(Od. Book 1: Zeus reassuring Athena that he is not, in fact, a part of Odysseus Hater-Nation. Trans. Robert Fagles)
Also, for those wondering if there's any sort of in text reason for why Poseidon wasn't around in God Games - at the time in the Odyssey when Athena petitions Zeus to let Odysseus leave Calypso's island, Poseidon was -checks notes- on vacation in Ethiopia. Yep. He left to Ethiopia for a festival and thusly was very much absent for Athena's whole "please let Ody go? Please? 🥺" request.
(Od. Book 1: While Odysseus was suffering, Poseidon went to party in the east)
I am begging y'all to read the Odyssey. It's a comedy for everyone except Odysseus and Penelope who are, in fact, suffering 24/7 365.
#ginger rambles#ginger chats about greek myths#Sorry for the quality of the quotes but I'm too tired to google a pdf vers of the Odyssey and then edit those so y'all are getting#my crunchy pictures from one of my physical copies of the book lol#it's reiterated multiple times that Poseidon doesn't want Odysseus dead too#he is literally just driving him mad on the ocean because that's what Odysseus condemned Polyphemus to by blinding him#Also there's no good way to mention this but the Odyssey starts#by Zeus lamenting how mortals blame all their troubles and miseries on the gods when that's just not fair#because the gods go out of their way to warn the mortals that will be saddled with the most wretched fates#and they ignore the gods and do whatever they want anyway LMFAO#It's a really smart way to tie in the whole Orestes plot that would have wrapped up in between Odysseus getting stranded on Ogygia#and Odysseus getting off of Ogygia#epic the musical#epic the wisdom saga#zeus#athena#odysseus#poseidon#the odyssey
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