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beastcpu · 10 months

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My reputation with my friends is apparently that I'm the voice of reason and now I can't so much as mention someone I like without them looking at me like I'm a robot developing feelings for the first time

#one of them literally goes like #rowan sweetie wanting to punch someone in the stomach is not what a crush feels like #HOW WOULD YOU KNOW #txt #forgot that I literally got into trouble in elementary school #for punching my friends in the stomach #listen I didn't know how to express affection and I still don't #are we doing this or what???

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lotus-pear · 3 months

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i miss them......please come back........please come home :((

#this one goes out to the ten knkdz stans left on bsd tumblr wya #ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE IVE DRAWN THEM I MISS THEM SO BAD :(((#please......i dont knkw how much longer i can take this.......please come home to me......#i'm literally experiencing withdrawal symptoms they've been apart for like SEVEN years #ALSO I KEEP FORGETTING KUNIS GLASSES IM FUCKING KILLING MYSELF ISTG IT DOESNT REGISTER IN MY BRAIN FSR😭😭😭😭😭😭#also one thing i noticed while coloring this is how nicely their outfits compliment each other. husbands fr <3 #sry if the art style is different in every drawing i drew these all weeks apart💀#kunikida doppo #doppo kunikida #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #kunikidazai #knkdz #lotus draws

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sophfandoms53 · 28 days

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Im fucking crying why did he say this, bro has never been outside before😭😭

#homophobe /j #IM JOKING BUT SHADOW AKSKSKSKSKW #THE JUDGEMENT IS CRAZYY #goes outside once and he’s like ?? what are colors #he’s looking at them like they all aren’t aliens and its killing me #ONE OF THEM IS LITERALLY YOUR SPECIES SHADOW PLS LMAO #shadow honey i love you #never change #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #sonic movie #sonic movie 2 #sonic movie 3 #sonic movie 3 trailer

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tchaikovskaya · 4 months

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I will defend teaching kids to read and write in cursive with my dying breath sorry im with the boomers on this one

ETA: YALL STARTED BEING ANNOYING IN THE NOTES SO NO MORE REBLOGS FOR YOU!!!

#I really do not understand the hostility toward it?#like i feel like even penmanship in block letters would get this treatment eventually if literally everything goes digital #the students I teach have told me that im one of the only teachers they have in high school who makes them do stuff on physical paper…

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angelsdean · 5 months

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everyone you admire, idolize, put on a pedestal is just a person. everyone you hate, demonize, find irritating / annoying, is also just a person.

#oh another one from deep in the drafts. that's mmm perhaps relevant #idk!#i just think. maybe. sometimes people should be normal abt actors. that goes for both ends of the spectrum #like sometimes (most times) things are not that deep #and people get all up in arms abt stuff and it's like. whatever. that's literally just some guy #who's not as evil malicious OR perfect and wooby as either side thinks them to be #vic.txt

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bunnyboy-juice · 2 months

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NO MORE ASSOCIATING THINGS WITH FEMMES ONLY BECAUSE THEY ARE PINK!HYPERFEM FEMMES ARE GREAT AND I LOVE YOU CAMPY FEMMES WHO EMBODY PINK BUT ALSO JESUS CHRIST CAN YOU GUYS NOT GO MORE THAN ONE DAY W/O TRYING TO SHOEHORN FEMMES INTO BEING ONLY PINK UWU BABIES. I AM FEMME AS IN GRASS AS IN DIRT AS IN TREE BARK AS IN WEEDS SPROUTING THROUGH THE SIDEWALK CEMENT. FEMME AS IN GENDER NONCONFORMITY AS IN FUCK YOU MY FEMININITY IS WHAT *I* SAY IT IS. FEMME AS IN DEPTH AND DARKNESS AND WARMTH AND TERROR. FEMME AS IN CAVES. FEMME AS IN LIGHTNING. FEMME AS IN AN AMALGAMATION OF TRAITS THAT I HAVE DECIDED ARE FEMININE REGARDLESS OF WHAT SOCIETY SAYS. FUCK IS IT THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND?!???

#personal #i am emotional yes #over the years ive had this blog I've made a few posts abt being femme #nd whether they're serious or jokey..... inevitably someone in the tags goes “ohhh yeah bc pink”#or in the case of what inspired this post: someone going “what about the pink ones” on my praying mantis post #and im just.#sick of it. im sick of femme being equated to pink and frilly girlie behaviors.#im sick of femme being equated to skirts and heels. to makeup. to skincare. to pristine nails exactly almond shaped.#im sick of ppl acting like All femmes aspire to this shit. im sick of femms being reduced to this shit.#and i love pink! i love pink! my phone theme is quite literally just black and pink all over.#im just. so tired of any expression of Femme identity being shoehorned into being a Specific type of femininity #especially as someone who DOES get dysphoric wearing skirts. wearing dresses. embodying the femme aesthetic yall are so set on making #if u guys wanna rb this i truly dont care #i just needed to scream #and this is one small thing #but the 2nd largest category of anon hate i have gotten since making this blog is str8 up homophobia from other “queer” folks #saying i cant be femme bc of how i present. calling me slurs (and using them as such) bc they cant understand femme as anything but that #my wife and i have our users in our personal discord server set as 2 different things of anon hate ive gotten #i have had OTHER FEMMES tell me i am not femme. femmes who Know im femme who still call me butch. femmes who ive corrected and been blocked #-by bc of it. the number 1 largest demographic of queerfolk who have me blocked rn is TME femmes who embody pink also #and i dont think its a coincidence at all. (and i know this bc i go to try and follow these ppl bc they get rbed on my dash & i cant)#and ik their blogs arent deleted bc some of them don't block my wife (tall. white. butch) and it cant be politics cause her and i rb #a lot of the same political shit (fuck. i think she rbs More than i do even. this is genuinely mainly a nsft blog)#and usually i don't say anything but im having a bad day so i get to be angry about this and if anyone fucking tries me i will block u #idc if we've been mutuals 4ever. im judt so tired of feeling like i am not Enough as a femme bc i dont embody this shit #im sick of this lameass lip service to he/him gnc femmes etc when the thin white 50s housewife femme is still what is preferred and loved #im sick of this lamesss lip service when y'all feel entitled to theorizing on other femmes genders bc u cant conceptualize a femme who does #wanna be hypetfeminine. im sick of it. im sick of it. im sick of it.#celebrity bun

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benevolenterrancy · 13 days

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May your hardened heart be woken By the soft and distant song Of all you left here unspoken All the shards we keep stepping on - Take this body home Take this body home Call the wind, and let her know Take this life outgrown Take this broken soul Call the stars, call them all And take it high, take it far, take it home

#svsss #luo binghe #shen qingqiu #bingqiu #sqq #lbh #scum villain #heard the song Take This Body Home by Rose Betts and it nearly took me out at the knees #it really really suits sqq's self-detonation in hua yue city right? i'm not the only one feeling this?#considered adding some literal shards for them to be stepping on - since sqq's sword explodes - but i couldn't quite make it work #anyway this has been playing like a music video in my head for the past couple days highly recommend listening to the song #if you haven't heard it before #can't get over the absolute dissonance between how sqq views this scene and how everyone else must feel about it #like to him he's just completing his plan - hopefully keeping lbh from destroying a city with energy imbalance and escaping The Plot #nbd! he and sqh have planned it all out it's FINE :) off he goes!#meanwhile everyone who loves him - including lbh who worked years to get back to him and is trying to work through a lot of grief #and resentment and doubt and longing and... - watches him DIE in FRONT OF THEM #just collapse while coughing up blood sword disintegrating energy completely consumed #like holy hell sqq could you traumatize the people around you any more???#no wonder lbh went a little bit crazy after that like my man was already not in a great place but what the fuck #lbh watches his shizun presumably sacrifice himself for him ONCE AGAIN like after he's finally Gotten Strong his shizun is STILL #coming to harm in an effort to make up for his shortcomings #my art #most of the time out here drawing what amounts to muppets and then sometimes i get the urge for this and just need to cover everyone in blo

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turtleblogatlast · 6 months

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Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water

Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #bless their hearts but they’re nasty #it’s funny because like #each and every one of them has moments #where they’re a typical disgusting teenage boy #and then the next they have STANDARDS #can’t blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa #even if he nearly licked his own foot that’s prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years 💀#thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then 🙏#they’re all gross teenage boys!!!#even Donnie he is NO exception here #bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros #bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it #but yeah no way that water isn’t disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss #pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross #100% that’s part of why they didn’t mind being so filthy pre shelldon #because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and they’re teenage boys like that’s a double whammy #THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES #the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home 💀#I love them tho they are endearing anyhow #April’s immune system must be godlike just being around them fr #honestly no joke Mikey’s probably the cleanest of them all #just by virtue of being a chef #Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so he’s clean like #a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work #Donnie is similar in that he’s just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross #Raph may be more on the stinky end but it’s not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison)#Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk #all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now

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nigellica · 5 months

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I love the big, ridiculous, dramatic disasters on 9-1-1, but I'd really love to see an episode where they don't go to a single call.

And I don't mean, the focus is elsewhere and we just don't see the calls. I mean they don't get a single call. Like the opposite of the quiet episode.

I want like, Buck climbing the walls, Eddie trying to pretend he isn't also bored out of his mind. Hen trying to be responsible and do responsible things but getting sucked into shenanigans. Bobby suspicious he gets to cook and eat an entire meal. Maybe Chim trying to avoid a conversation with someone and having to find excuses around the station to escape. Or begging Maddie to send them literally any job so he doesn't have to listen to Buck whining (especially when Tommy can barely respond to his texts because he's so busy).

And maybe they get one call and everyone rushes to get ready, gets in the trucks to go and then.... Slowly and sadly reverse back into the shed when they're stood down because another unit is closer.

I want them running out of things to clean, playing stupid games like fuck, marry or kill, doing personality quizzes ('Which animal are you? Buck and Cap both got golden retrievers!'). Just... The levels of stupidity they could get into with nothing else to do.

(And Bobby somehow gets an entire month's worth of paperwork done before he emerges into the disaster that is the firehouse, smoke alarm going off, feathers everywhere for some reason and just the entire 118 looking like guilty puppies)

#911 abc #911 show #evan buckley #eddie diaz #chimney han #hen wilson #bobby nash #118 firefam #station 118 #maddie buckley #shenanigans #I just think it would be fun #give them some down time #and literally no one else #like Athena is still out there going from call to call to call #but it just somehow misses the 118 #they get all their breaks and meals #maybe even try to sleep but are too suspicious waiting for the other shoe #maybe Ravi has a turn with the clipboard and goes full Clipboard Buck #and no one realises their shift is over until a call finally comes #only for the next shift to head out on it #maybe they arrive and everyone is asleep against each other on the couches #video game playing itself in the background #Buck and Eddie asleep against each other #Bobby in his own chair #Hen and Chim leaning against each other #Ravi somehow spread across their laps #the next shift is just like #wow they must have had a crazy shift #better let them sleep

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alluralater · 3 months

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i can’t lie— there is a certain amount of euphoria that washes over me when i tell another girl to shut the fuck up and take my cock and she says yes yes yes and just keeps nodding like the prettiest dumb toy for me

#apparently my eyes light up when they start nodding and saying yes #it’s cause i like to give it so so so hard ugh #like one position i love is being basically on my knees okay back straight and #their legs parallel to my torso and resting on my shoulders or loosely draped around my hips #and they’re on their back and i just get to bridge that gap between us with such hard thrusts #god just over and over again #and depending on the person i’m fucking i can literally see my cock sliding in and out at this angle yk #like from above because it causes that bulge in their pelvis like OOOOOO come ON let’s fucking go #anyways so just like that but either i’ve got their wrists held by my hips or they’re grabbing a headboard/whatever is above/behind them #that position goes SO hard #plus it’s nice because i get to like kiss their inner leg and ask them if they can take it harder #but its a rhetorical question anyways because i know they’ll say yes #where was i going with this LMFAOO #ssgarlicbread #wait wait wait!!!#or i’m leaned over them slightly and holding them by their waist and sliding in and out with them on their stomach HAAAA

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ganondoodle · 11 days

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(wip)

some doodles that took me way too much effort; an updated design for Raal (aka demise when he was a mortal, he still uses that name when in disguise and modeled those forms after how he imagined he would look if he ever grew up as one) and a clunky doodle of both his blade spirits just after forging them

#ganondoodles #art #zelda #tloz #loz #demise #ghirahim #wip #the bowl raal is holding isnt designed yet #but he carved it himself and uses it as the one to carry an offering to the gods in hopes of stopping them talking to him #it gets burned just like him when he goes there though since they wanted to lure him there- the gods dont care about offerings #idk if anyone would notice but .......... yes he named his blade spirits after his parents #rahim is trans #and raal is also afab #bc the gods only choose mortal women to be made into a deity #they dont care that raal doesnt identify that way #........yes his backstory basically starts with his birth ...........#no its not in the comic #my brain just does things #anyway i thought it would be cute to make ghirahims true form look more like demise #sicne hes literally a piece of demise

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artioprotection · 8 months

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"haha Bepo is the weakest co captain!! He's a big baby that cries!" ya, and that's why Law has him as co captain. Law has lived such a violent life of seeing people that care for him dying and being used for others personal gain that having his most trusted man be a person that hates to hurt others, is a bleeding heart of care, that seems to really respect Law's choices and orders is perfect for Law. The others in his crew are like this, but not to the level of Bepo which we need to realise is why Law wants around him

#one piece #trafalgar law #bepo one piece #op bepo #trafalgar d water law #I'm here thinking about the fight between the heart crew and blackbeard #How bepo used a huge power up to not fight but save Law #And how Law basically just had his dressrosa acr in the story #meaning he can not fully appreciate the fact Bepo and his crew are looking out for him just because they like him #we know (but is not fully canon) from the short stories Law thinkings Bepo follows him because he saved his life #but now he can see that bepo can literally just leave him but chooses to stay with him out of love #same goes for the whole crew honestly #and when that fully sinks in for him it's gonna make his heart so light #Law loves them and they love Law he can finally let himself feel that #but it might take a bit since he's just letting himself feel that when it comes to Corazan

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zivazivc · 4 months

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a collection of old doodles and forgotten wips

#i might finish some of these. i especially want to complete that group hug sketch #trolls #dreamworks trolls #ex bandmates #trolls floyd #trolls oc #les #hed #liv #flea #my art #sketch dump #sketches #flea's eye color reveal! it's literal iris colors kjskdfkjd #the one with liv climbing on hed is supposed to be another flash photography illustration. i just lost the drive #fun fact: the jeans i usually draw floyd in were originally liv's rave pants. he borrowed them forever 😔#also my hc for floyd goes against most people's on this site. and that's that he's so gay gay homosexual gay that he cannot understand #why a guy who is a hot man guy guy hot man would want to wear feminine clothes when he can look like a hot manly man guy instead #he doesn't fuck with fishnets and makeup (with no offense to any artists who draw him like that. i love those floyds too)#hed however likes to occasionally experiment with his outfits and has no problem wearing his girlfriend's clothes if they're comfy #he is my crop top rocking barbie

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unicornpopcorn14 · 1 month

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Dazai and Kunikida got the black cat/golden retriever looks but their energies are switched

#like they literally fool you at first glance #this also goes for the sun/moon trope btw #Dazai should be the serious gloomy character #Kunikida should be the upbeat one #by design #and yet #augh I love them #i miss themmm ☹️#bsd #dazai osmau #kunikida doppo #bsd dazai #bsd kunikida #bsd analysis #kunikidazai #J's post

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zarnzarn · 13 days

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(check the tags for more and also the tag for other fics in the story!)

athena, scowling as she gets bullied into marrying the people she pined over for the last 1000 years, suddenly realising something: wait a minute

odysseus: what?

athena, frozen: wait a damn minute you know what this gives me rights to do

penelope, also realising: oh fuck yes

odysseus: I don't like the sound of whatever's happening here what are you two fucking talking about?

athena, grabbing the marriage wine and tossing it back, then kissing her new wife and husband and handing penelope a spear as she picks up a mace: we'll be back shortly, you can start celebrations without us.

penelope: do u have anything that can start a fire

athena, pulling out an old contract and scanning it before throwing it over her shoulder: yes. are you scared of heights or can we fly.

penelope: fucking bring it I've waited years for this moment

zeus: where are they going

hermes, picking up the contract: they're going to... Ogygia? Oh fucking shit they're going to fucking kill Calypso- hey, hello, WAIT-

#odysseus disappears midway because athena plants one on him so hard his soul evaporates #(strategic to make him stop from coming after them and also from passion she forgot to hold back for once)#(and also shes maybe possibly in love and cant wait to get vengeance on Calypsos bitch ass who hurt him so much for so long)#penelope has had to deal with calypos afteraffects for literally the rest of their lives. from flashbacks to odysseus inconsolably crying #at her feet for forgiveness some days even though shes always said frim the first moment that it wasnt his fault #the rest of the gods have to chase them down to prevent them from eternally torturing calypso (goddesses cant die <3)#athenas blazing mad and sick with guilt and horror. she couldn't attack before because it would be seen as an attack from olympus #but as a wife! as two wifes! no political implications there no holds barred calypso gets her ass BEAT #but also pls imagine them chasing her and gods chasing them round and round the island while screaming #odysseus wavered like 17 times on whether to ask hermes for a lift there or not but goes in the end #their honeymoon in truth ends up being on ogygia #athena lovingly and seductively teaching penelope how to fillet a person both of them covered in ichor #odysseus with a hand over his mouth blushing grinning tears in eyes torn between turned on and terrified to be back and crying coz they lov #him that much.#((he goes to her just before they leave in the cave she used to drag him to. she can barely hold herself up and hes shaking to approach))#((but he's stronger now. settled and satisfied and content. he kneels by her and sets down bandages next to her.))#((i told you i was married he says. and because his truest weapon is his tongue- if youd just listened i wouldve found us both a way out))#she sobs and he leaves. the scars will never fade fully but he feels lighter as he steps out into the sun where athene and pen are waiting.#bloodsoaked and being shouted at by hera but smiling at him widely and gleefully as he approaches. takes a hand each and presses him btwn.#he squeezes back with a smile and leans into them. his beautiful horrifying wives #odypenath #odypenetha #odysseus #penelope #athena #odypen #odyath #penath #epic the musical #love in paradise

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turtleblogatlast · 6 months

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Something I like about Leo is that he’s honestly really chill? It’s easy to remember the moments where he’s being obnoxious or excitable but I feel like most of the time he’s incredibly “go with the flow” and has an overall affable demeanor.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rise leo #Genuinely speaking I feel like said demeanor is incredibly useful for when he has to charm and/or persuade people into listening to him#I have a whole post talking about Leo’s charm and how he consistently gets people to hear him out even if he’s annoyed or upset them #like they’ll still listen to what he has to say in full #his charisma stat is real and utilized quite often in this series I swear he’s not just a loser cringeboy all the time 😭#if he wants to persuade and/or charm then he honestly sooo often does #me listing the 400th reason why Leo grows up to be the worlds best ninja and a good 365 of those reasons are Leo’s various subterfuge skill #Like most episodes where he’s not the main focus (and even many where he is)#he’s a voice of reason who notices things quickly and is often the one taking point to talk down situations #something interesting I found between Leo and Mikey is that #Mikey tells people what they need to hear #Leo tells people what they want to hear #not only out of his own agenda either #when bullhop was wrecking their home leo was the one that negotiated to make the situation go smoother #even if he would have rather bullhop left #meanwhile Mikey is the one who bluntly tells things as it is #small character moment that means a lot to me #Mikey is an honest boy who is upfront about his feelings #Leo prefers to let people make their own decisions he wants them to through steering the convo in that direction #but he is easily cowed by guilt #regardless leo is a people person - he knows how to talk to them and how to manipulate/persuade #and I like that his bros know this and often push him forward to do the talking if they wanna charm someone into doing what they want #I think Leo’s hope speeches are also an example of this - he’s saying what people really want to hear (and often it’s ALSO what they NEED)#the further the series goes on the higher Leo’s inner stress rises and he just keeps that chill aura anyway #there’s a reason!!! he wanted to go to a SPA so badly!!#literally the first thing he does when he gets in is rest #no joke meditation would do him good? like- it’s a Leo thing and I genuinely think rise leo would be no different here

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