#one of these days i'm accidentally gonna record a song with these and it's gonna be a bop

[muntadhir]

Romeo exports/imports with his body rig fine but I like to clown around with auto rig. Totally an accident but just the way his lip curls like that made me so sad HE'S SO MAD AT ME and that's valid

[selineram3421]

I have a request :) Can you make some headcanons for demon Alastor in human world who was accidentaly summoned by reader and he started developing feelings for them?

Reader haven't made a deal with Alastor yet and knows Alastor from show itself but they dont want to tell him about it. Thank you <3

Heck yeah.

Headcanons of Alastor Falling for Human S/O

Alastor X Reader

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First of all, it was not intentional.

You were trying to do your first spell.

Who's gonna stop you? Not your cat, that's for sure.

And then just ☁poof☁ deer man appears

"THE FUCK!?", you shout and scramble back, tripping over your feet and falling.

Alastor is equally surprised, because he was in the middle of a good book and there was a strange shift in the air.

You lie on your back for a while, just trying to piece together HOW THE FUCK YOU DID A SUMMONING SPELL!

Deciding not to wait for you to process everything, Alastor speaks. "Excuse me, did you want something?"

Lol

Sitting up, you rub the back of your head with your eyes closed. "No? Sorry, I didn't mean to summon you-or any demon. It was not my intention tonight."

Then you open your eyes and get a good look at the demon you've accidentally summoned.

Holy shit that's Alastor!?

Now your brain is having a whole moment.

Never mind the summoning, how the fuck did I open up a portal and bring a fictional character into the 3rd dimension!?

"Um, who are you?", you ask, just wanting to make sure your brain wasn't making any of this up.

"Oh, how rude of me! My apologies, I am Alastor!"

It could be a demon with the same name?

"Radio Demon, Hell's finest radio host."

Nope, it's your animated crush. You freak out on the inside.

Honestly I'd be freaking out too.

"Um ok, nice to meet you.", you say awkwardly.

You stand up and notice he hasn't left the circle of crystals.

"Charmed, I'm sure."

"Sorry again, but can you go back home?", you ask, looking down at the crystals. "I want to try to do my spell again."

"Why of course!", he does a snap of his fingers but doesn't move. "That's odd."

"What's odd?"

"It seems that I can't leave."

And now you're stuck with a very tall demon. Good thing you live alone.

Your cat hides away from Alastor, the deer demon didn't even know you had a cat until you began searching for them.

"Where are you? Pspspspspspspsps.", you call, looking under your couch.

"What are you doing?", he asks.

"Calling for my cat."

"Hmm.. I'll have to try that with Husker."

You want to laugh so bad.

Alastor pokes at the crystal barrier, getting zapped as he does so. "Could you perhaps move one of these? I'd like to get out."

"Will you respect the house rules?", you ask.

He better.

He thinks it over for a moment or two. "Yes."

You tell him the house rules before letting him out.

Now you have a demon roommate. That is until you can figure out a way to get him back home.

The next day comes, and when you wake you find your cat sitting on your bed, staring through door.

"Glad you're back.", you mumble and pet them.

Stepping out of the room, you almost forgot about Alastor. Almost.

"Good morning!", he says with a wide smile. "I hope you had a proper rest."

"Am I still sleeping?", you ask, looking for something in the room that felt out of place.

"You're very much awake! Come sit, I've made you breakfast."

Your brain can't really grasp him in such a domestic moment, but you do as told and sit at your two person table.

~✨

You hide all the fanart and merchandise that has to do with Vivzie's work. You have to change a lot of your devices backgrounds.

Alastor and your cat do start to get along.

He asks about your radio. "What are all of these extra bits?"

"It's a record player, and a radio. It can also play CDs and cassettes.", you explain and demonstrate how to properly use it.

"Fascinating."

Sometimes when a good song is playing, he'll pull you into a dance.

He takes over the cooking most of the time.

Working on a spell? He'll help you out with it.

Unwanted house guests? Oh no, they've been spooked into leaving.

Coffee is made every morning. Tea as well if you prefer that.

One day you decide to help with the cooking.

"It's no trouble at all.", he says. "Just wait for the food."

"I'm gonna be stuck with not knowing how to make food when you leave, let me at least learn by helping."

He can't really argue with that, so he lets you help.

Let's get cookin'

Both of you end up cooking together more often and trade recipes.

Then you go grocery shopping after making sure he won't kill anyone unless its absolutely necessary.

"What if you encounter a thief?"

"Depends on what they take. I don't really care about money."

"What if someone assaults you?"

"I can take care of myself, they just have to throw the first hit."

"What about a rapist trying to lay a hand on you?"

"That one you can kill without a second thought."

You finally get to see his human disguise. Yes, he looks handsome as hell. A lot of heads turn in the grocery store when you both pass by.

There was almost a grab-by with an old woman. Thankfully you were able to move him away before she could pinch his bottom.

"Ew.", you said scrunching your nose. "Let's get the last thing and leave."

Falling in love?

I'd like to think that he'd fall for the little things.

Like when you sing, thinking you're alone. Or when you get a random spark of inspiration.

When you laugh at a corrupt person's death. And I mean laugh like it was the funniest joke you've heard. Crab rave

Your weirdness.

And the way you talk to your cat.

"I know you like fire but we can't do arson."

"Mroow.."

"I know its dumb but we live here. You can cause a fire at someone else's house."

I feel like he would wonder what you mean by that and test it out by teleporting your cat to someone's house.

"That's crazy."

"Hm?"

"On the news, someone's house caught on fire."

Cat is brought back and waltzes around the house like nothing ever happened.

"How did you get soot on your paws?", you ask after noticing the little trail your cat left behind.

You look around to see if the cat did cause a fire.

This is if you do buy merch occasionally/regularly/ or when you get the chance.

You forgot that you bought a few new pins and almost opened the package out in the open. "Oh f-", you grab the package and run to your room.

~

Did anyone see the Hazbin Hotel news?

~Seline, the person.

ML for Alastor🎙

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[hadesknockedupintheunderworld]

I'm gonna share with you guys a post canon Sonic Prime thought I've been having since I watched S3

So after S3 I accidentally became obsessed with Oasis's song Wonderwall, which gave me simultaneous Sonine/Chanine thoughts

I don't think I'll dig too much into what the lyrics made me think, I just needed to put that out there for more context.

So imagine Sonic after the events of Sonic Prime. After Shadow made off with the paradox prism, he ended up handing it off to Tails. He didn't trust GUN with being in possession of a gem of such power, and (given his track record with the chaos emeralds) he felt that he could trust that Tails would keep it safe and figure out a better way to keep it hidden.

So, for the time being, Tails keeps it hidden deep underground under one of his many labs. He figures out a way to harness and contain the prism in such a way that keeps it from overloading his systems or having the chance of expressing excess energy in a possibly chaotic fashion (essentially recreating the idea behind the shatterdrive or the chaos council's power core schematics), and then also develops the technology that would keep the prism hidden from anyone specifically searching for paradox prism energy or chaos energy in excess.

With this, Sonic, Shadow, and Tails are the only people aware of the paradox prism's location.

Shadow, being who he is, checks up on the prism fairly often (at least once in a while) out of concern for anything happening to it.

Tails, being who he is, does run more than a few experiments on the prism's energy and documents as much data on the prism he can technically get "safely"

But Sonic... After the events of Prime, Sonic was so happy to finally be home again (not just physically in green hill, but with his friends). All he's wanted for so long (once green hill would finally be fixed) is for things to fall back into its usual (predictive) rhythm, and he succeeded (to an extent). Sure, there will be a baseline level of weirdness for a while. After all, Sonic's friends practically blinked and then Sonic was a different person (a Sonic who went through trauma and an ordeal they will likely never learn the full details of), so it makes sense. But...that's not all. If it was just that Sonic changed and grew in an instant, then after enough time they'd all grow used to the way things are now. No, the problem isn't how everything that happened affects Sonic's friends.

Rather it's about Sonic himself. This is what he wanted all along! He'd felt so happy to be home among his friends again, didn't he? He does enjoy being able to slot into the old routine, fighting Eggman, hanging out with his friends on the beach, having a long day of fighting/adventuring with Tails and then eating a chili dog with him when all is said and done. So...why does he still feel wrong?

But...Sonic does know why he feels wrong, why he can't just fully settle into his old life dispite enjoying such a life. He just handles it by...not really handling it. He puts on a face when he's with his friends or fighting Eggman, trying to seem like his life is *right* again and he's 100% happy about things progressing as normal and fulfilled in his life. But when he stops running, when he crashes at Tails' place and is forced to be alone with his thoughts, Sonic retreats to where the paradox prism is being kept.

The paradox prism is one of those few things that remind him that everything happened. These days, it's hard not to feel like he must have made up his time in the shatterspaces or the shattering, that he just sort of changed one day inexplicably, that one day Shadow will turn to him and tell him that none of it happened (because Shadow is the one person who should know that it happened, the one person he should be able to rely on being in the same boat as him). At first it was something he did once in a while, giving the same excuse as Shadow about just checking up on the prism, but now Sonic sits by the prism every night he can, gazing into it.

Shadow thinks he's too sentimental about the ordeal, but Sonic didn't really expect him to understand why he'd want to remember everything. It didn't really take Tails too long to catch on to Sonic's sneaking away to look at it either, but Tails doesn't really mind it. If it wasn't for his patience and voice of reason and the fact that Tails cares about him, Sonic probably wouldn't be able to sleep as much as he is (although, during those times the two are both down there looking at the prism, or Sonic is looking at the prism while Tails is up late working on something, it's 50/50 whether they even make it to a bed or couch that night).

The first time he studied the prism Sonic learned something peculiar. Apparently, if one focuses when looking at different colored angles, they can see visions of the other shatterspaces (like a tiny window into the world). This revelation was...exciting to say the least, and even moreso when he found out that he could view certain inhabitants just by thinking about them.

And that should have fixed his issue. Every night if he wants, he can check up on anyone, make sure they're alive and not getting into trouble. He does check up on them.

But more often than not, especially once he's secure in thinking the others are alive and real and okay, he finds himself gazing into that purple section of the crystal, and thinking about Nine.

Nine's okay, he knows. Well, alive at least. Part of him dislikes that Nine is still so estranged from everyone else in the shatterverse, and his heart still aches at having left Nine alone back in the Grim. He can’t say he's gung ho about some of the specific robots Nine chose as company either, but nevertheless he watches. He watches Nine rebuild his Grim robots (starting with alpha grim sonic), restore Chaos Sonic, use the materials he has to build a community of his own (even if they are all robots). It's not ideal, but Nine is safe and growing and not fully alone anymore right?

But as he retreats to the prism practically every night, he watches the grim more than anywhere else, and his heart aches.

Because while he'd love to be able to visit and adventure whenever he'd like, for the rest it's...okay enough. He can live with it as long as he can gaze into the paradox prism, so long as he can at least have his home. But with Nine it's...not enough. It's not enough just to know that he's alive and not completely alone.

Sometimes, when Sonic is having fun and comfortable at home, he can’t help but think of how he left Nine—with no one but his own creations to care for him, while just about everyone else hates him.

"I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now"

When Sonic is gazing into the prism, he wants to be there. He wants to be in the Grim with Nine, congratulate him, hug him (when he allows it), talk with him about everything, or just hang out. What good is knowing he's alive when he can't even hear Nine's voice or hold his hand or try to make him smile? What good is sitting there, caring about him from afar, when Nine has no way to know it?

When Sonic is out adventuring or fighting Eggman or hanging out with his friends, he wants Nine to be here. He wants to show him the friends he'd do anything for, he wants him to meet Tails for real, he wants to take him along on adventures or even...the little things. Maybe he wants to eat street food and watch the sunrise with him, or watch Nine and Tails geek out together (his two foxes getting a chance to actually get along).

He wants to be there for everything. He wants to share everything here with Nine.

He wants to see him he wants to see him he wants to see him and not just from afar. It kills him that he's the only one who wants this.

If the shatterspaces weren't so closed off, if he could even visit Nine whenever he wanted, that would make him feel better. But he's stuck here. Missing Nine all the time, always torn between here and there (because he never would have stayed, but he hated to leave).

And Nine? Nine could never forget Sonic—not as long as he lived. Even if he came to bury the memories of the past—of his time in New Yoke, or the war—he couldn't forget Sonic even if he wanted to. Part of him felt embarrassed about this truth, if not a bit pathetic, but the other part of him owned this. It would be easy to forget, but he doesn't want to.

Nine was...alone for a little while after the war—after Sonic left. At first he was just...depressed. Everything that had happened since he first met Sonic began to fully sink in, and he missed Sonic, and yet chided himself for it. Sonic wouldn't understand that Nine has never been this same since meeting him. He'd wished Sonic would choose to stay with him so so so many times, but he knew now that it wasn't meant to be. For one thing, he had to be taken back to his home if he wanted to live. For another, it was...funny to him that it had taken so long for him to accept that Sonic never would have stayed in the Grim with him, that he could never be Sonic's first choice. And now...he couldn't take that away from him. He's dreamed and imagined so many senarios in which Sonic took his hand, or in which they figured out another way to keep Sonic from shattering and Sonic chose to give up finally going home to stay with him and sometimes even what would have happened had he gone with Sonic and Shadow. But in the end, no matter how much he wants, he'd never make Sonic choose him. He'd never beg him to stay, try and get him to leave his home and his friends. And part of that is due to the guilt of even trying or believing it could be possible. And another (of many parts) is because, deep down, he's not sure if he deserves this.

After everything that happened between them, after everything he did (even if Sonic wasn't a peach either), did he...even deserve to have Sonic at his side?

He couldn't wallow forever, though. No. He eventually set to rebuilding Alpha Grim Sonic with the tools in his lab. And that helped just a little with the loneliness. And then his second pet project was to figure out how to replicate Chaos Sonic, and everything that made him (but loyal to himself of course). Nine was surprised he even had residuals prism energy left after the paradox prism itself teleported away, but he knows that (if not the power in it) the memories held within the prism's energy were invaluable to recreating the robot.

There wasn't much on the Grim, but Nine could do only his best to make it home. Not that he knew what it would ideally look like, especially with Sonic gone, but he gave it a try. He'd come to create new robots and rebuild others—ones that could not move against him, but nevertheless we able to live freely. And as this society of robots began, and they began to build things for themselves, Nine found the inspiration to join in on creating this home for all of them.

An addition he'd been quite proud of was the large statue in the center square of his bustling robot community—a statue depicting himself and Sonic.

This all would take quite a while to build, and it would take quite a long time to get to this point, but it was something. The time spent on all of this gave Nine something to do, made him feel like he was getting ever closer to making things "home".

But even with Alpha Grim Sonic and Chaos Sonic at his side, a whole community to preside over, and ultimate authority in a place no outsider could infiltrate

He knew it would never be complete. He strove for all this because he had to, because he couldn't let himself wither away here. He had to find some way to live and enjoy himself and TRY to make this place the home he always wanted. He couldn't give up.

Of course, it's Sonic that's missing (because everything always seems to come back to him with Nine at some point). When the statue was finished and placed in the center square, he'd wished Sonic could have been there to see it. When he's sad, when he's depressed, when he's happy, when he's showing off or accomplished something, when he's having a laugh, or needs a hug—all the time he wishes Sonic was here with him to take it all in.

It would be even a little better if Sonic had the ability to visit. Or, if there was no other way, sometimes Nine thinks he'd even brave entering Green Hill just to be around him for a little bit.

"I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now"

Alpha Grim Sonic and Chaos Sonic have been with Nine the longest since all the shatterspaces became closed off from each other and Nine was left here alone. His two bodyguards, ever by his side.

Alpha Grim Sonic has had this budding personality and soul that's been growing ever since his creation. But because of this slow process, because of him originally being created as solely obedient to Nine without pushback, and because he's mute, it would take a long while before he'd be considered as more than a loyal robot, not able to live beyond its programming.

So, for a while, Chaos Sonic fancied himself the only one of the pair who really felt for Nine and what he'd been through. To him, he was Nine's one and only best friend.

While Sonic would gaze at Nine from afar, worlds apart, through the paradox prism.

Chaos Sonic stood at his side, talked to him, cared for him, helped him. He was more than the loyal thoughtless bot he thought Alpha Grim Sonic was. He'd be a better best friend than Sonic ever was. He couldn't fathom how Nine would continue to hold onto Sonic's memory after everything that had happened.

So Chaos Sonic, too, began to feel like the only other person who really cared about Nine after everything that had happened to him (even if he'd eventually concede that Alpha Grim Sonic had similar feelings and loyalties regarding Nine)

Sonic and Nine, worlds apart, missing each other.

Sonic and Chaos Sonic, each fancying themselves Nine's true best friend, and the only person who truly cares about him now.

Sonic and Nine, who each want the other to be at their side, but would be content to at least meet again.

Chaos Sonic and Alpha Grim Sonic, two loyal robots who want to forever be by Nine's side, and yet know they'll always play second fiddle to Sonic.

ㅤ

I am so emotional about it

I learned that apparently Wonderwall was depicting a person and their imaginary friend, which hurt more when thinking about all this. Sonic, who may as well be imaginary, because he can see and he can wish but he can never touch. And Chaos Sonic, who may as well be imaginary to those like Sonic, because only Nine really begins to consider him (and eventually Alpha Grim Sonic) as real.

Periodically I just get this imaginary wonderwall amv playing in my head depicting Nine's actions pre and post canon + Sonic and Chaos Sonic each getting a chance to be the speaker of the song

I'm so emotional about them

[ebongawk]

pom poms and beltchains 2.0 🤍

how did i know you were gonna pick this one!!

tbh this is the one that I wasn't sure about adding to the list because I'm not sure if I'll ever actually post it. but it IS the very first hellcheer fic I ever started – it's my st4 rewrite!

so we start, of course, at Eddie's trailer:

Eddie accidentally knocks into an old record player, starting up a Fleetwood Mac album of Wayne's that snaps Chrissy out of her trance (from the ceiling obv)

she screams, loud and long, and Eddie screams with her because what the fuck was that

they sleep in the trailer's living room that night, every light on, because holy shit (no music, tho, bc Chrissy doesn't know if it was that or just Eddie's voice that pulled her out)

Eddie cannot sleep that night, so he gets his acoustic guitar and plays that Fleetwood Mac song quietly to cope with whatever the fuck just happened

Chrissy doesn't know what she's supposed to do, so she goes home the next day to find Jason, her mother, and Chief Powell all on the porch, convinced she'd gone missing

she doesn't tell them where she was, ofc, but she falls asleep that afternoon for a hot girl nap and has another nightmare that basically tells her it's coming for her. first reaction: call Eddie, ask him to come get her

when they get back to the trailer, Max Mayfield is waiting for them, asking why she heard so much screaming the night before

ensue Party involvement

there are SO MANY great st4 rewrites and that story has been told from so many beautiful avenues; it's the only thing that stalls me when I consider my own story. But I still think about them all the time.

[xhdream]

Dinna! 😩 the exhibitionism post was tew good! I didn't expect multiple scenarios, I appreciate it sm. Ofc I have some thoughts 👀 (I'm working on an Jungsu scenario that also deals with backstage sex but idk if you'd like me to send it in)

Jungsu recording your moans in the booth for his own use but when the rest of the members come in to record their song, one them accidentally plays the audio. You're blushing, he's smug, the others are flustered from knowing what was happening in the room before they came in. Except for Gaon, he's impressed. Definitely gives Jungsu a high five.

Jiseok couldn't care less if his bandmates are around. Sometimes he gets too carried away. He's the type to whisper dirty things into your ear when you're all eating at the table, hoping his members will hear. It doesn't help that your giggling is drawing attention.

Junhan talking dirty and being a little rough with you is something your friends will never expect from him. He's usually so quiet around them. Backstage sex with Junhan, omg. Loves that you go all out with your outfits for every show, especially if you match the concept. Drives him wild. Loves it even more when he's on stage knowing that his cum is spilling out of you and onto your underwear.

Jooyeon loves talking to you on the phone, it's not his intention to make things hot but one thing leads to another and the next thing you know, you're both moaning on opposite sides of the phone. Bonus if he asks to video chat to see you cum. If he's feeling a bit more bold, I think he would want you to give him head underneath the table while he's doing a Live

- 🍑

so happy you enjoyed it!! omg backstage with jungsu?? i would love to hear more about it 👀

one of them accidentally plays the audio and imagine him having a hard time turning it off so now everyone hears how you moan his name; how you like it rough and beg for more and more… jiseok gives jungsu a smirk with a high five; jooyeon is on the floor laughing; junhan doesn’t know where to look, he turns his back at you as if that’s gonna make your arousing voice go away; gunil is smirking as well telling jooyeon to stop laughing, and seungmin is just surprised.. he was not expecting that a nice girl like you can have such a dirty mouth

jiseok is definitely the one i see totally comfortable to touch you, kiss you, spank you and stuff like that in front of the band after you’ve been together for awhile and i will not stop preaching it to the people. personal space? what’s that?

oh my goodness your soaked panties is all that’s gonna be on his mind the whole night. definitely would want you to tell him how it felt in details the next day. 100/10

this is jooyeon’s shit 🗣️ phone sex is one of his favorite ways to connect with you while he’s away. it’s almost like dirty talking without seeing each other stimulates all his senses so much!! especially if you’re the one going into full details. he cums so quick from your voice it’s sweet…

[xplrvibes]

I am so sorry, guys. I intended in getting to the asks about Kat's songs but then I accidentally fell asleep 🤣.

It's been a chaotic day/week/month and I am old lol.

Anyway, I have many asks about it and the general consensus seems to be that the song itself was good, but didn't pack as much of a punch as people thought. I'm going to just make this one big blanket post with my thoughts because that's probably just easier.

Also, I am putting my thoughts behind a cut. If you are a person who does not want to hear about this, or if you are a person who doesn't want to hear any criticism towards someone you stan, do NOT click the read more. Keep it moving.

So, the song itself is...fine, I guess. I'm not a huge fan of this genre of music, so I wasn't expecting to be blown away by it from a musical standpoint (and I wasn't). I do think that more can be done from a technical aspect to mix her vocals in better so they are legible (cause they are NOT), but that is a production issue and not a Kat issue. I do want to say that I slowed the song down to .5 speed to try and decipher the lyrics and wow, it lowkey kind of rocked at .5. Very, very grungy sounding 🤣.

Anyway, the song itself was fine. I feel like they were going for an Abril Lavigne or even Paramore type vibe, which is cool. 🤷‍♀️

The elephant in the room of this song is the lyrics, and Sam, and Sam and Kat.

First of all - maybe I'm hard of hearing, but boy were those lyrics hard to decipher lol. I still don't know what the hell is being said in the chorus (in fact, anyone who can tell me what is said right after "how nice of you" wins a prize), which was part of why it took so damn long for me to get to these asks.

I don't know if the problem is the mixing of the lyrics with the music, or if there isn't enough enunciation when they are actually being recorded, but wow.

Anyway, the lyrics. Look, I know that a lot of people were expecting a full-scale evisceration, but let's be honest - that was never gonna happen lol. I think this was about as far as it was going to go.

There are a few biting lines -

the cry on cue line: this was especially of note to me because it validated something I said back when that break up video came out, which was that those were crocodile tears. I took heat for saying it then but sorry- it's true. Man cries and does shit in videos on purpose for attention sometimes. He's always been doing it, and probably will continue to do it. If I'm allowed now to critique him as a person without kicking up some drama, I'd say it's his middle child syndrome mixed with a pinch of narcissism and some insecurity to boot that causes that. But I probably can't say that, so I won't 😂.

The 50/50 like a teenager line: I need an explanation for this one. Was this multi-millionaire, 2 (soon to be 3) Mansion owning, self-driving tesla having rich guy making his much less financially well off girlfriend split every bill in half? Cause if so, he is both a cheap ass and kind of just an ass-ass lol. I'm sorry, but think about the absolute disparity in their income, and then think about the lifestyle he lives. Now imagine you are dating this man and he's taking you to Gordon Ramsey's kitchen and racking up an $800 bill on whiskey that comes out of a glass case and that fucking creepy ass beef wellington shit, and then the bill comes and he look at you and goes "halfsies?" I'd nut shot him. Fuck you, I could've gone to Red Robin and been just as fine. You wanna live bougie and you want my not-rich ass along for the ride? You're gonna have to pay the lionshare. Also - if I'm going to live in your house, and pay an equal share of the bills, you don't get to tell me that I have no say in decorating said house.

The "you sleep well cause she keeps her mouth shut" line: Oof. If I'm interpreting that right, she is saying she could very well destroy him with the shit she knows/shit he's done, but she won't. He's probably very lucky she isn't an Olivia Rodrigo/Taylor Swift type and this is as far as she went, judging by that line.

The tesla line: I think this is a dig at that day that Sam took K on the date to the LA Abandoned Zoo and then K posted an Instagram story in the tesla afterwards? I think? This could've been worded better, I feel, but if that's what she's digging at...double oof lol.

The 6 months line: 🤣🤣🤣. The amount of people that were shocked by the 6 months thing is really just proof positive that nobody stalks and dissects this man's moves the way they do Colby's, cause y'all had Colby and Ms Singer married after ONE DATE and talked about it ad nauseum for MONTHS and meanwhile, guess who was two steps behind him on said date? He and K were coupled up all through Halloween, dressing like Hailey and Justin Bieber, taking couples photos at the parties, but all I heard about was Ms Singer and the pool. Just saying 👏. Also, people can move on from shit whenever they want and however fast they want, but the people who were left behind and devastated and have to watch those people move on with lightning speed have every right to feel jilted about it, especially when the injured party took all the shit for the breakup and the other party was praised for being the sad reluctant hero in the whole thing.

I'm not dissecting the rest, cause the POV switches too much and I can never quite tell if she's talking about herself or K lol. But those lines were notable to me.

Overall...it was a good effort on Kat's part, and I can tell it has been therapeutic and cathartic. If anyone is upset about this cause you feel that Sam is being unfairly kicked down in this, I implore you to remember that this man enjoyed a full year of being able to freely say that he has been so much happier and more confident after breaking up with her, while she has gotten death threats for saying he blindsided her. She is allowed her day in court.

[criminalmindsgonewrong]

assigning midnights songs to the bau and ships

characters

emily;

anti-hero; did you hear my covert narcissism idisguise as altruism like some kind of congressman, tale as old as time, i wake up screaming from dreaming one day i'll watch as you're leaving and life will lose all its meaning for the last time

would've, could've, should've; all i used to do was pray // i would've stayed on my knees and i damn sure never would've danced with the devil (at fifteen)// if you never touched me, i would've gone along with the righteous // you're a crisis of my faith, would've, could've, should've, if I'd only played it safe // god rest my soul, i miss who i used to be, the tomb won't close, stained glass windows in my mind, i regret you all the time

dear reader; dear reader, get out your map, pick somewhere and just run, dear reader, burn all the files, desert all your past lives, and if you don't recognize yourself, that means you did it right // never take advice from someone who's falling apart // dear reader when you aim at the devil make sure you don't miss // you wouldn't take my word for it if you knew who was talking, if you knew where i was walking, to a house, not a home, all alone

penelope, bejeweled; best believe I'm still bejeweled when I walk in the room, I can still make the whole place shimmer // baby boy, I think I've been too good of a girl, did all the extra credit, then got graded on a curve // what's a girl gonna do? A diamond's gotta shine

jj (about ros or maggie), bigger than the whole sky; ive got a lot to pine about, ive got a lot to live without, im never gonna meet what could've been, would've been, what should've been you // did some force take you because I didn't pray? every single thing to come has turned into ashes // it's all over, it's not meant to be so ill say words I don't believe, goodbye

elle, vigilante shit; and she looks so pretty, driving in your Benz. lately she's been dressing for revenge. she don't start shit, but she can tell you how it ends, don't get sad, get even // someone sweet and kind and fun the lady simply had enough

morgan, karma; i keep my side of the street clean, you wouldn't know what I mean // karma is a god // me and karma vibe like that // don't you know that cash ain't the only price? it's coming back around // ask me what i learned from all those years, ask me what i earned from all those tears // im still here // karma's gonna track you down step by step, town to town

spencer, you're on your own kid; cause there were pages turned with the bridges burned, everything you lose is a step you take, so make the friendship bracelets take the moment and taste it, you've got no reason to be afraid // you're on your own, kid, you always have been

haley, high infidelity; high infidelity, put on your records, and regret me // do you really want to know where I was april 29th? do I really have to chart the constellations in his eyes? // storm coming, good husband, bad omen // at the house lonely, good money // you know there's many different ways that you can kill the one you love, the slowest way is never loving them enough, do you really want to know where i was april 29th? do i really have to tell you how he brought me back to life?

hotchniss;

the great war; all that blood shed, crimson clover, uh-huh, sweet dream was over, my hand was the one you reached for, all throughout the great war // your finger on my hair pin triggers, hold you down on that icy ground, looked up at me with honor and truth, broken and blue, so I called off the troops. that was the night I nearly lost you

labyrinth; it only hurts this much right now was what I was thinking the whole time, breathe in, breathe through, breathe deep, breathe out, ill be getting over you my whole life// you would break your back to make me break a smile, you know how much I hate that everybody just expects me to bounce back, just like that

mastermind; what if i told you none of it was accidental? and the first night that you saw me, nothing was gonna stop me, i laid the groundwork and then, just like clockwork, the dominoes cascaded in a line // no one wanted to play with me as a little kid so I've been scheming like a criminal ever since to make them love me and make it seem effortless is this the first time I feel the need to confess? and i swear, im only cryptic and machiavellian 'cause i care

jemily:

maroon (emilys perspective); and I chose you, the one I was dancin' with in new york // the burgundy on my tshirt when you splashed your wine onto me and how the blood rushed into my cheeks, so scarlet, it was maroon //sobbin' with your head in your hands ain't that the way shit always ends? // and I wake with your memory over me, that's a real fucking legacy to leave

paris; privacy sign on the door and on my page and on the whole world, romance is not dead if you keep it just yours // i wanna transport you to somewhere the culture's clever confess my truth in swooping sloping cursive letters

snow on the beach (jjs perspective); and it's like snow at the beach, weird but it was beautiful, flying in a dream, stars by the pocketful, you wanting me tonight feels impossible, but it's comin' down, no sound, it's all around // i can't speak, afraid to jinx it. i don't even dare to wish it

glitch; we were supposed to be just friends // i think there's been a glitch, five seconds later, i'm fastening myself to you with a stitch and I'm not even sorry // a  brief interruption, a slight malfunction, id go back to wanting dudes who give nothing, ihought we had no chance and that's romance, let's dance

other ships

willifer, lavendar haze; all they keep asking me is if i'm gonna be your bride the only kinda girl they see is a one night or a wife // im damned if I do give a damn what people say, no deal, the 1950s shit they want from me

hotchniss/willifer/jemily, midnight rain; he was sunshine, i was midnight rain he wanted it comfortable, i wanted that pain, he wanted a bride, i was making my own name, chasing that fame, he stayed the same, all of me changed like midnight // i broke his heart 'cause he was nice // Picture perfect, shiny family, holiday, peppermint candy but for him it's every day // i guess sometimes we all get some kind of haunted

garvez, sweet nothing; they said the end is coming, everyone's up to something, i find myself running home to your sweet nothings, outside they're push and shoving, you're in the kitchen humming, all that you ever wanted from me was sweet nothing // to you i can admit that im just too soft for all of it

jeid, question...?;  one thing after another fucking situation, circumstances, miscommunications and I have to say, by the way, i just may like some explanations// did you leave her house in the middle of the night? did you wish you'd put up more of a fight, when she said it was too much? do you wish you could still touch her? it's just a question // half-moon eyes, bad surprise, did you realize, out of time, she was on your mind with some dickhead guy that you saw that night but you were on something

[heinous-eli]

Here is a list of 10 Black artists/bands you might enjoy if you're millennial indie trash like me, roughly in order from better to lesser known and accompanied by a single song rec. There are, of course, more than 10 Black indie artists I listen to and even more that exist (and lots more songs just by these artists/bands!), so please do drop your recs in the comments.

(and yes "indie" means very little but whatever you know what I means it's vibes OK?!?)

Artist: Solange Jumping-off point song: Losing You Yeah, she's Beyonce's younger sister and fairly famous, but hear me out: I feel like she is perceived as overexposed as a result and therefore is sometimes dismissed as an artist. She really is fantastic and has her own thing going. I honestly don't think her singing voice sounds anything like the other Knowles's. Her style is definitely unique, too.

Band: Bloc Party Jumping-off point song: Flux You may know at least one song by them, even if you don't realize it. They've been featured on video games like Need for Speed Pro Street, FIFA 06, Burnout Revenge, and Guitar Hero 3, as well as TV shows like Skins, Waterloo Road, and How I Met Your Mother. The frontman, Kele Okereke, has also released his own solo stuff.

Artist: Santigold Jumping-off point song: Disparate Youth Formerly known as Santogold, she's opened for acts ranging from The Beastie Boys to MIA and Bjork, plus she was name-dropped by Beyonce in Break My Soul (The Queens Remix).

Band: TV on the Radio Jumping-off point song: Young Liars They've been one my faves since the first day I heard them ~20 years ago and have stayed in the rotation ever since.

Band: Alabama Shakes Jumping-off point song: Don't Wanna Fight The band is on indefinite hiatus for a lot of reasons ranging from messy to objectively awful. That said, what a fantastic and highly influential band, especially considering how relatively short-lived and recent its existence was.

Artist: Ekkstacy Jumping-off point song: i walk this earth all by myself For the record, Ekkstacy himself has expressed annoyance at the comparison. But! The first time I heard him, I immediately was reminded of Bloc Party in a good way, and I'm not the only one.

Band: Black Kids Jumping-off point song: I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance with You The first time I came across this band, I was convinced the band name was indie irony, like the band Girls. I was wrong. Also, the lyrics to their aforementioned biggest song is accidentally a transmasc mood.

Artist: Toro Y Moi Jumping-off point song: Talamak I've seen a lot of artists live, and his slot at Desert Daze is one of the best performances I've ever seen. The music is danceable and the lyrics poetic and thoughtful, yet unpretentious.

Artist: Yuno Jumping-off point song: No Going Back A man after my own heart, he mentions HIM’s Razorblade Romance and AFI’s Sing The Sorrow among the albums that have influenced him.

Artist: Blood Orange Jumping-off point song, more normal song edition: You're Not Good Enough Jumping-off point song, trippy glam edition: Uncle ACE This is the artist and song that inspired me to write this list, because I absolutely cannot get enough of both of these songs right now, so he gets two song recs. Fun fact: Dev Hynes has collaborated with Minimalist icon and ye olde meme Phillip Glass.

[yamanorakuen]

Obey Me! characters as songs from Midnights by Taylor Swift

I used to assign Taylor Swift songs to the characters and now that Ms. Swift has dropped a new record I felt obliged to do this. Hi, it's me, haven't been around in ages but I'm still the same. I kind of lost interest in Obey Me! during summer but lately I've been coming back around to it again! How are you all?

Anyway, without further ado, read my assessment below. (There's also some glitch with the colors and sizing of the letters, I can't fix it without a new problem appearing.)

Lucifer: The Great War

Tore your banners down, took the battle underground And maybe it was egos swinging Maybe it was her Flashes of the battle come back to me in a blur

Mammon: Paris

I'm so in love that I might stop breathing Drew a map on your bedroom ceiling No, I didn't see the news 'Cause we were somewhere else Stumbled down pretend alleyways Cheap wine, make believe it's champagne

Leviathan: Labyrinth

"It only hurts this much right now" Was what I was thinkin' the whole time Breathe in, breathe through, breathe deep, breathe out I'll be gettin' over you my whole life

Satan: Karma

Sweet like honey, karma is a cat Purring in my lap 'cause it loves me Flexing like a goddamn acrobat Me and karma vibe like that

Asmodeus: Bejeweled

Best believe I'm still bejeweled When I walk in the room I can still make the whole place shimmer And when I meet the band They ask, "Do you have a man?" I could still say, "I don't remember"

Beelzebub: Sweet Nothing

Outside they're push and shoving You’re in the kitchen hummin’ All that you ever wanted from me was sweet nothing

Belphegor: Vigilante Shit

I don't start shit, but I can tell you how it ends Don't get sad, get even So on the weekends I don't dress for friends Lately I've been dressin' for revenge

Diavolo: Anti-Hero

Sometimes, I feel like everybody is a sexy baby And I'm a monster on the hill Too big to hang out, slowly lurching toward your favorite city Pierced through the heart, but never killed

Barbatos: Mastermind

What if I told you none of it was accidental? And the first night that you saw me Nothing was gonna stop me I laid the groundwork, and then Just like clockwork The dominoes cascaded in a line What if I told you I'm a mastermind? And now you're mine

Simeon: Snow On The Beach

Flying in a dream Stars by the pocketful You wanting me Tonight feels impossible But it's coming down No sound, it's all around

Luke: You're On Your Own, Kid

'Cause there were pages turned with the bridges burned Everything you lose is a step you take So, make the friendship bracelets, take the moment and taste it You've got no reason to be afraid

Solomon: Glitch

I was supposed to sweat you out In search of glorious happenings of happenstance on someone else's playground But it's been two-thousand one-hundred ninety days of our love blackout

Here it is! What were your favorite tracks from Midnights? What do you think of the album as a whole?

I liked it, it's not my favorite Taylor album and it needed a bit of time to grow on me, but I think it's satisfactory. My favorite songs are Maroon, The Great War, Dear Reader and Mastermind. I really love all of the 3am tracks... Main album tracks are more of a hit or miss for me, mostly hit, but 3am tracks NEVER miss.

If you have any questions about my choices, answer my questions on just anything you want to say, feel free to comment :)

[beautifulpersonpeach]

Looking at jm’s tracklist for FACE got me really surprised because the a lot of producers that posted pics with him aren’t on there (except for pdogg ofc lol)… it got me wondering if jm’s has plans on releasing whatever they worked on down the line if it wasnt scrapped… really glad abt the credit though because not only does it seem like FACE is fully in house project but we got Rm writing too (minimoni collab 💜💜💜) and most especially JM has writing credits on all of the tracks except for interlude!!! jm worked really hard and judging from the snippets we heard from the behind video, I know I’m gonna fall in love at first listen… sad that there’s no yoonmin tho, altho set me free pt 2 is potentially a callback for d2 interlude set me free. I’m looking forward to JM’s spin on it!! Some people are disappointed that the album is gonna be short but tbh jm has the least experience in writing/producing his own solo songs so I wasn’t surprised but i know for sure they’ll be quality tracks because of his historg of producing bangers. I had also been guessing that jm will be doing full promo and seeing that he has an eng vers for a track makes me certain that there are plans for us promo too!

Ive been laughing at your reply to the anon abt FACE all day bpp but it also has me delulu that maybe he’ll release a makeup line because that man can definitely sell out just from his face alone and the colors for the album itself def very similar to what brands are releasing these days… army twt def makes me delulu with all the edits too… like didnt nwjns release some kind of limited ed bag for their debut album??? imagine if one of the tannies did that…

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Ask 2: addtnl bec i accidentally pressed the button to send the ask without finishing

seeing pdogg in the credits for FACE tho makes me kind of wary that he’ll have jm use his higher register again but seeing that this is jm’s solo album and they dont have to worry abt his voice harmonizing with the rest of the members to make tracks that work i am very hopful that we’ll hear jm’s lower register more…

i’m hoping that at least one of the dance performance will have him doing some pole work too… maybe not the whole song but like a segment of it… i’ve been watching a lot of pole dance videos and there’s a lot of beauty that can be created in it it’s truly an art form too and jm has the muscle strength to execute those moves perfectly too… i really cant wait for march!!!!

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Hi Anon,

I loved reading this. Thanks for taking the time to lay out your thoughts so fully. But before anything else, and because I've seen this in a few places, I want to start off with one thing:

"Looking at jm’s tracklist for FACE got me really surprised because the a lot of producers that posted pics with him aren’t on there (except for pdogg ofc lol)"

It's possible those people still worked on the album. Visiting another producer can serve a myriad of purposes - those producers could have worked on the arrangement, Jimin could've used their sound engineers, recorded vocals in their studios for processing, etc. It's also possible you're right and these were initial meetings to discuss ideas and establish a relationship on which Jimin can leverage for his later music. But I'm saying this to point out we haven't seen the full credits yet. Pdogg as main producer and Jimin working with RM who has supported every solo venture Jimin has ever done, is obvious too, but we won't see the full credits until the album is out.

As for the make-up line, I think I've been saying forever that in my head, Jimin already has a fragrance house. What I want for Jimin is for him to delve headfirst into releasing a whole line of perfumes (sorry, make-up lovers). I know he loves flowers but for some reason, I imagine he smells more gourmand and musky with a hint of citrus and chypre, rather than floral scents. But yes just his face alone on any sort of palette would sell it out instantaneously lmao.

I think we're also getting a standard BTS cardboard album packaging lol. NewJeans is under Ador, not under BigHit, and we know that Ador and BigHit are fully independent sub-labels under HYBE, meaning what NewJeans does has zero bearing on anything BigHit does... for better or worse.

Your mention of pole dancing reminded me of that edit that dropped after Jimin mentioned wanting to do it for a Run episode.

(This non-Jimin is doing such a superb job)

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Yes let's have Jimin in a skintight mesh piece showing off his full back tattoos doing an inverted crucifix move with black hair and black nails. All our synapses will misfire (and this likely has an 80% of not happening), but after writing out my own outlandish wish list for PJM1 (now, FACE), who am I to say nay?

I'm not the type to analyze album covers, concept photos, or even album/song descriptions so I don't have much to say right now, until I actually hear the music. After the initial excitement, I'm now stuck in this 'let's wait and see' limbo, but I do have certainty about one thing:

Jimin is coming to fuck all of us up.

[leidensygdom]

Tagged by @jupitisms

Last song I listened to: Pepper Steak from OFF ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-9xbgTHpLA ). I don't think I have mentioned it here yet, but I'm in a lil RPG Maker zine and I'm doing a huge OFF fanart : ) (y-yeah! fanart! from syg!)

Last show I watched: I have "can't sit still disease" so watching shows is hell for me unless they're very short or I'm with someone else. However I have been revisiting the recordings of our DnD campaign (the one I have Yxy in), just for nostalgia's sake. It takes me like 3 days to go through a 4 hour session but!! it's fun

Also I love the accidental foreshadowing players do. "Haha Ictas is gonna get chipped", someone said as a joke, 2 hours before that actually happened and we all cried about it

Last movie I watched: G. Gods. Movies??? I don't even recall, I'm going back to "can't sit still disease". However I can say I played Minecraft not long ago? sobbing i don't even get time for games nowadays

Currently reading: Hhhhhonestly the closest thing I've been doing to reading lately has been some text rps with mutuals! I'm using The Onirist in both and I've been obsessed with them. so much angst.......

Current obsession: Very obviously- OCs and such. Yxala, Relent and The Onirist/Urion fill my entire head. I've been enjoying a lot the dnd campaign too, and as mentioned before, the side RPs have been super fun! I'm also kinda obsessing (unwillingly) about finding a goddamn flat to live in because shit hit the fan at the place I'm currently in, but haha, that's a topic for another moment.

(sobbing)

Tagging: @boociforme @trucbiduleschouettes @ydteus @jasbell @neighborlyarson

[helioleti]

If Will has powers, theory:

I'm not the biggest theory person but if Will does have powers then his powers are probably gonna have to do with the Upside Down exclusively. Maybe he can manipulate the UD to look, or be constructed like he needs it.

Think about it: After El opened the portal, Will was the first (known to us) person to get abducted into it, and we know for a fact that the UD Hawkins is stuck in the day Will went missing. Ever since then, Will hasn't gone back into the UD (except for s2, but we'll get to that later). These three facts are too specific to be coincidental.

Next questions we ask ourselves are: How was Will able to call Joyce through the telephone? How was he able to put on a very specific song on the recorder from another dimension? How did the Byers house apparently change in real time when Joyce put up the lights and letters on the wall, so that Will could properly communicate with her?

And most importantly: How in the world did Will survive in there for a whole week? We've seen other characters (Barb, to be specific, but we know of others who went missing) get abducted by the Demogorgon, but none of them were found alive. They were immediately trapped or eaten by the Demogorgon. How could a twelve year old boy of all people, be the only person who survived long enough to be rescued?

Here's where a line mentioned very early in the series comes back into play: "He's good at hiding," Jonathan says to Hopper (s1, ep2). This is too good of a quote & characterization to never be touched upon again. But it really hasn't been of any significance within the series yet, except maybe when El said (also in episode 2 in s1) that Will was hiding in the Upside Down.

I doubt that it was just Will's throwaway mentioned skill to be "good at hiding" what saved his life for a week. Not to mention Will has been insanely close to the Demogorgon at least three times when he was trapped in the UD (first time when he was taken [ep1], second time when he put on "Should I Stay or Should I Go" on the recorder and the Demogorgon almost morphed through the wall right after [ep2], and the third time when Will told Joyce through the lights that he was "RIGHT HERE" and to "RUN" bc the Demogorgon was coming [s1, ep3]). This is too insane to just be dumb luck.

It's only that one time nearing the end of s1 (forgot the episode number, sorry) when Will cannot escape the Demogorgon anymore and he gets trapped. This kind of makes sense because we see him weakened, freezing in the UD Castle Byers and telling El to "Hurry" when she tells him his mom is on the way. It's been a week and he hasn't had water or food, and it's just natural that there'd be a limit to his ability to "hide", powers or not.

My guess is that, until then, Will had always (accidentally, maybe) shaped his surroundings so that they make a good hiding spot for him, or to fight the Demogorgon off somehow. (This is still a very vague theory, but maybe at the time, Will's power relied mostly on his emotions and fear, and he wasn't controlling it in any way whatsoever. Meaning the way that he used any powers was also sort of "vague")

Next up: Will's behaviour in the UD in season 2

Here's how the theory that Will might be able to manipulate the UD gets a little wonky. Because this time around, we do see him in there, and we see how he acts in there (unlike in s1, when it was all hidden). There are no powers shown.

Now, I'm not a fan of amnesia or memory loss tropes in stories to hide information that'll be revealed later, because it often comes off as lazy writing (looking at you, season 4) but I do think it would be somehow plausible for Will to be oblivious to any powers he has. He was a 12 year old boy, scared to death, and maybe according to him he really did just go from hiding spot to hiding spot in the week that he was trapped. I doubt that a weeklong exposure to a traumatic life-or-death situation leaves a little kid with 100% memory of it, or how he managed to survive. Plus, I don't think that Will would fail to mention any potential powers he has for three seasons straight.

But how come he was able to hide and survive the UD in s1 (possibly with the help of powers) but didn't truly in s2?

We can be almost certain that the Mind Flayer did not yet play any role yet in season 1. Will is just now seeing this spider-shadow-figure-thing for the first time. It's not shown to be in UD Hawkins in s1 when Joyce & Hopper go in to save Will.

But now it is there, and it's very likely that it overpowers any of Will's potential powers by far. Either Will was way too scared ("Frozen," as he calls it) to use his powers, or the Mind Flayer took control of the UD, or both.

Another thing that is never really explained is: Why does Will shift from our dimension into the UD after being rescued?

We don't see any of the other characters who have been to the UD shift between the two dimensions after they get back. We could say maybe it was the extended amount of time in which Will was inside, or the way he entered it. And maybe that's true, but that wouldn't disprove, but rather enhance the fact that Will has a special connection with the Upside Down. Not just with the Mind Flayer, because he starts shifting between both dimensions already before he gets possessed. This is proven even further when we consider that UD Hawkins is stuck in the day he got abducted.

Also: Why does Will still feel the connection to the Mind Flayer (& Vecna, perhaps)? He got exorcised out of him. But somehow, a connection is still there.

Why? And why him, of all people?

I guess that's for Season 5 to reveal. I have a few ideas, but I don't want this post to get longer than it already is.

But to recap the theory:

If Will has powers, and he most likely does (if we don't want to believe his survival in the Upside Down in s1 was pure luck and "hiding skill"), these powers are probably very different from El's in that they ONLY might work/affect the Upside down. Will has a special connection with both the UD and the Mind Flayer, and I really hope it doesn't all come down to Will having to sacrifice himself so that the Upside Down can be permanently destroyed. If it does, I'll be in the Duffer brothers walls

[fat-hedonistic-hogs]

Kali accidentally letting out a semblances powered fart that causes several girls to completely lose their bowel controls.

Kali hadn't meant to unleash havoc on beacon academy... The lovely lunch lady had simply found a catch song and decided to listen to it while she worked on the days lunch. As she cooked her hips slowly began to move and eventually her ass along with them! Bouncing and wobbling, twerking along to the beat she'd hum and sing along to the catchy melody her semblance forgotten about even as the movements began to loosen her bowels.

It wasn't until a thick bassy toot left her dimpled ass that she paused, a scarlet blush across her face as she realized what she had unleashed. A rumbling explosive fart that spread across campus with a rolling fog of corrupting power. The first affected was Miss Goodwitch. Glynda was lecturing her class when the affects kicked in. A loud fart even one as rancid as Kali's wasn't anything strange at beacon. So she went about her lesson as normal ignoring the smell until her belly began to rumble.

"And that class is how early huntsman discovered gaining weight could increase one's aura reser-FLRRROOOOPPPPOOOOOOOOOT! OH MY GOODNESS!" Glynda gasped as her ass erupted like a volcano blowing a hole clean through her panties from the force of her flatulence and sending her skirt fluttering. A near minute long symphony of gas followed with Glynda dismissing the class while she hurried to the restroom farting every step of the way.

The next was Weiss, the prissy ice queen sat in the library quietly reading to herself. Slowly but surely she'd succumb to Kali's influence and little by little her belly would grow agitated. She'd try and hide it by coughing, or scooting a chair but little could be done once the poor heiress was clutching her belly trying not to have an accident infront of her fellow classmates. "Stupid bean burritos! Why did Yang have to challenge me to that stupid contest! I really gotta go... maybe Noone will notice?" Weiss groaned as her stomach trouble reached unbearable levels of discomfort. Getting up from her chair she slowly waddled to the back of the library careful to clench her cheeks as she moved letting out only faint little toots along her way. Squating down the schnee made sure Noone was around before she did her business. Muffled farts followed by low crinkles filled the air as she soiled her schnee dust company branded padding. Her padded undergarments sagged and bulged drooping down between her knees as she turned the ruffled white plastic brown with the sheer volume of her mess. While the princess may had thought she was being sneaky everyone saw what she was doing. It was hard not to when she was blasting out tuba like farts every second. A sly student event recorded her messy deed in full from her squaring down to the relieved almost orgasmic look on her face as she emptied her gut into her pants.

"Much better... Noone saw a thing!" Weiss thought to herself as she proudly waddled off to the nurse's office for a change, her beanbag sized diaper dragging behind her as she continued blasting rancid butt burps in between sways of her wide bottom.

Last but not least was Nora who was in the gym lifting weights working on her bulky strong fat body. Unfortunately Pyrrha was scouting her and positioned right behind the bottom heavy valkyrie with her face dangerously close to her sweaty ass which just so happened to be peaking out of Nora's workout shorts.

"Aw yeah! I'm feeling the BURN! MAMA IS GONNA SET A RECORD!" Nora yelled pumping herself up as she squared down massive dumbell In her hands and belly squeezing against the floor. This was enough to burst the floodgates and a titanic fart of epic proportions was unleashed! As if a bomb went off the entire gym shook and rattled, a foul syrup scented wind rushed across the campus mixing with Kali's own fishy stench.

"BRRRRAAAAP!"

Poor Pyrrha took the most of it and at point blank range. Her hair frazzled and blown back from the blast spraying her with Nora's pungent ass sweat. It clung to her body and stained her uniform with a potent aroma which wouldn't wash out easily. She fainted on the spot and as Nora finished her set and looked back the orange haired titan simply chuckled.

"Oops! My bad Pyrrha. I guess breakfast went right through me!" Nora chuckled planting her ass on the ground and letting out a sigh of relief before another bout of gas hit her. Leaning a meaty ass cheek to the side she cropdusted the gym again spreading her rancid gas even further.

And as all over campus various students and teachers erupted into geysers of flatulence and stink only one thing was on their minds. "Man I could really use some food..." and just on time the lunch bell rang...

[raining-anonymously]

Oh, do you have any thoughts you could share on spam!cap'n? How he ended up in the trash, what Cap'n Neo would look like, what's his relationship to Sweet and K_K, etc?

Love this au a lot <3

haha okay let's do this!! (and thank you!!!!)

i mentioned in a previous post that tm!sweet and swatch!k_k were hired by queen!rouxls for being among the first to respect him. this is because canon scc referred to him as "real-high-class" and a "man of TASTE!"

in this au, scc didn't have the tight bond they have in deltarune, so cap'n didn't meet rouxls until later. he was struggling to make a living as a solo musician—his tracks always sounded so incomplete. one day, while listening to the radio, cap accidentally tuned into a station they'd never heard before. strangely, the host of this station seemed to be able to hear cap'n—and know things that they shouldn't. with a little help from their newfound friend, cap was suddenly making music that people liked, even the lightners!

it was a bit overwhelming, to be sure, all those record deals, all those contracts, but he kept making new music and his audience kept eating it up. eventually, he was invited to move into the kaard manore, where he formed tentative friendships with fellow manore-workers k_k and sweet.

the audience just kept loving the music, and cap'n admittedly got a little full of themself. they started asking their mysterious partner questions, wanting more, taking more, being colder to their fans and their friends. for example—sweet once proposed that cap'n make a group album with them and k_k, to please the rouxler. cap'n reacted to an offer he once would have jumped at with anger: "huh? you think i need your help to be great? i can do this myself! i'm not gonna let you guys leech off my success!"

that was the beginning of the end. one day, while talking to his radio host, cap'n asked a few too many questions. it wasn't their fault, really—everything they learned just made them want to know more! but they'd grown cocky, and the voice on the other end decided to teach them a lesson. after that, cap never found the radio station again, and his inspiration started to trickle down the drain. he stopped making new music, and when his contracts pushed him, he delivered vastly subpar results. the darkners and lightners alike moved on, leaving cap in the dust, and their producers dropped them too. it got to the point where cap could barely afford to live in the manore. he didn't give up hope, though. not yet.

not when there was NEO.

created from a lightner's longing, the subject of k_k's favorite stories, neo was what cap'n believed to be the solution to all their problems. the lightner, after a life spent putting all their worth in their intelligence, realized they lacked any sense of creativity. desperate, they put all their effort into making something more than a problem set or a research paper—something meaningful, something that would have them in it. so the lightner composed a song on a music software—k_k—to be a sort of theme for themself, resembling the video games they'd always loved. but once the song was finished, the lightner found that they had no confidence in their work and were too ashamed to show something so vulnerable to anyone. they abandoned it. they never used the software again. but it was the most precious thing k_k had ever helped compose, and he treasured it.

within the dark world, neo took the form of a glowing, mecha-esque figure engraved with shining music notes and calculations, with beautiful wings made of harp strings and scales. it was the closest thing to a lightner's heart any of the manore residents had seen, and cap'n was sure that if he could just connect with it, he would be able to create music again. he begged k_k for the opportunity—but k_k was too afraid of cap corrupting their lightner's melody.

but cap'n just couldn't give it up.

after their fifth failed attempt to reach neo, k_k couldn't handle it anymore, and went with sweet to ask that cap be removed from the manore. they felt awful, of course, but they couldn't risk failing the only lightner who'd ever truly loved them.

after his eviction, cap couldn't bring himself to create more music—not when everything they came up with sounded worse and worse, like it was somehow corrupted. so he retreated, away from the fans who'd once adored him. he grew resentful towards those who'd abandoned him—but still spent every day fiddling with the radio, praying desperately he'd find the right station again.

[boasamishipper]

2022 year in review

and if i catch it coming back my way (i’m gonna serve it to you) - 9-1-1: Lone Star (TV 2020)

The 126 attends the annual AFD gala. Unsurprisingly, chaos ensues. / 8.6k, E. Complete.

Austin Alone - 9-1-1: Lone Star (TV 2020) (66.7k)

After the reopening of the 126, Billy and Owen give being friends with benefits a try. Inconvenient feelings ensue. Co-written with @lilalbatross. / 66.7k, E. Complete.

pick fewer battles - 9-1-1: Lone Star (TV 2020)

3.17 AU. Billy reacts to Owen letting himself get punched. / 2.2k, E. Complete.

Put Your Records On - 9-1-1: Lone Star (TV 2020)

Owen brings Billy along for the 126 karaoke night. / 4.6k, E. Complete.

tangerine trees and marmalade skies - 9-1-1: Lone Star (TV 2020)

The AFD higher-ups accidentally eat dosed brownies. The 126 responds to the scene. / 4.6k, T. Complete.

i know every mile would be worth my while - A League of Their Own (TV 2022)

Esti's journey to the All-American Girls Professional Baseball League. / 1.5k, G. Complete.

The Road First Traveled - The Mysterious Benedict Society - Trenton Lee Stewart

Number Two, a mysterious stranger, and the test(s) that changed her life. / 2.6k, G. Complete.

I Know I'm Home - Ted Lasso (TV)

Richmond’s back in the Premier League, and Sam and Dani have taken their relationship public. Meanwhile, Ted and Rebecca are having some Bantr troubles of their own, the tabloids are hungry for drama, and someone’s trying to sabotage the team from behind the scenes… / 113.1k, E. Complete.

in a sky full of stars, i think i saw you - Ted Lasso (TV)

Colin’s got no problem with their current routine, but he figures it’s about time he stepped up his game. After all, he can’t have Isaac thinking he’s the only romantic one in this relationship. / 949, T. Complete.

paint my spirit gold - Ted Lasso (TV)

Even if his soulmate doesn’t like football, Dani thinks he will love them anyway. (But he really hopes they do.) / 3.2k, T. Complete.

please don’t change a single little thing for me - Ted Lasso (TV)

In which Sam has many decisions to make. 2.11 AU. / 5.2k, T. Complete.

so give me the future, it’s golden and bright - Ted Lasso (TV)

Keeley has a regular appointment with a psychic. Mostly for fun, but then, all these predictions—and they're not just about her, either—start coming true… / 4k, T. Complete.

you're so fine, i want you mine - Ted Lasso (TV)

Thierry and Richard's first date, in the canon of @hacash's Bantr-verse. / 2.6k, E. Complete.

bring back that lovin' feelin' - Top Gun (Movies)

Iceman and Maverick pick up where they left off. / 17.3k, M. In progress.

but if you decide to, i'll ride in this life with you - Top Gun (Movies)

Hangman finds Coyote on the beach. / 968, T. Complete.

i don't know what you've been told - Top Gun (Movies)

In which Hangman plays matchmaker, saves the day, and falls ass over teacups in love with his best friend - not necessarily in that order. / 33.1k, E. Complete.

let your heart be light - Top Gun (Movies)

Coyote brings Hangman home for Christmas, and Hangman discovers his experiences are not universal. Feels ensue. / 15.1k, E. Complete.

live long and may the force be with you - Top Gun (Movies)

While on leave, Payback and Fanboy watch classic Star Trek together. Fanboy loves it. Payback…not so much. / 1.8k, T. Complete.

lookin' out at first light - Top Gun (Movies)

Three perfect Saturdays. / 2.4k, M. Complete.

no need to take it slow - Top Gun (Movies)

Warlock goes to find Maverick and the pilots instead of Cyclone. / 5.8, T. Complete.

the song that summer sings - Top Gun (Movies)

The Hangman/Coyote Notting Hill AU. / 10.5k, E. In progress.

we fly higher than weather - Top Gun (Movies)

No, Javy Machado didn’t expect his lifelong best friend to be the punch-dodging, pool-hustling dumbass with the thousand dollar watch either. / 4.6k, T. Complete.

you've got the teeth of the hydra upon you - Top Gun (Movies)

Coyote steals Hangman's toothpick. Based on this art by @patbbangg. / 593, T. Complete.

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hellooo i'm the guy who commented on antlers yesterday and asked for lyrics! i'm glad my comment could bring you some happiness <3 honestly upon listen i'd never guess the song was made in a rush! i get the struggle about lyrics and how exposed they can make you feel. & it's so easy to get in your own head when you've created something, to trap yourself in there and burn yourself out. the fact you're putting your work out there anyway is inspiring me ngl

i'm curious about the lyrics to all your songs actually, not just antlers!

hello again ! i’m truly very grateful that you’ve taken an interest, especially as i’m working on being more open about my music. tumblr is the easiest place for me to be honest, it feels like one of the few places online that hasn’t been irony poisoned yet.

i’m really fascinated by the phenomenon of bucks and stags dying after accidentally locking their antlers together. something about it is deeply vulnerable. it’s like dying in someone’s arms, but you have no choice, and you hate the person holding you. which is what Antlers is about, really - loving someone you hate. one day when i have a better recording set up i’d like to revisit the concept.

the lyrics are:

told you this was gonna hurt not matter what we do

so promise me you won’t cry cause if you cry i’ll cry too

told you not to follow me told you i’m no good

told you this was gonna hurt

you said that it should.

our antlers are locked

im lame you’re shot

we’re running out of time we’re gonna die we’re gonna rot

in this bed that we hate

it’s cold and it’s wet and we made it that way

thought that i’d be fragile then said i fucked you like a wild animal

but you held me like a dead one that you’ll bury in the garden

our antlers are locked

im lame you’re shot

we’re running out of time we’re gonna die we’re gonna rot

in this bed that we hate

it’s cold and it’s wet and we made it that way

( spoken word during the guitar break, it’s purposely distorted to be difficult to make out )

i bet that i could break you

i bet that you would like it

i bet the two of us haven’t learnt a single fucking thing

i bet that i could take you

i hate that i would like it

i bet the two of us would rather drown than learn to swim

since you asked nicely i’ll leave your wrecked on the floor

i say “don’t fucking come back” but you do and i give you more

told you this was gonna hurt no matter what we do

so promise me you won’t cry cause if you cry i’ll cry too