#tw: soiling

[fat-hedonistic-hogs]

Future Android 18 being confused when her own body gets hit with the contingencies.

Bulma found some of Geros work but may have picked the wrong signal. Instead of activating the bomb she evacuated the bowels.

[Warning like really gross]

"We'll see who's laughing now... I've spent months reverse engineering this kill switch! I'll see you in hell you damn blubbery tyrant!" Bulma cursed struggling to keep her mind and hand steady as she held a detonator in her hands. Without a second thought she'd push the button and carefully watch from her concealed hiding place amongst the ruined rubble of the trashed city waiting for the Android menace to expire. "Any second now..." Bulma though her mind filled with visions of all those they had lost up till now.

"BWOOOOOOOOORP! Fuck me these burgers are even better. I don't know what 17 was worried about, keeping humans alive to make food was the best idea I ever had." The futuristic and sadistic version of 18 belched as she sat atop a creaking and bending bench gorging herself on food she had collected from the various surviving settlements the androids hadn't torched in their path of destruction.

"I bet the pizza is ever better!" 18 snorted and huffed wiping away a smear of ketchup from her lips with a flabby arm before shoving her greasy pudgy sausage fingers down towards a pizza rolling the entire thing up like a burrito and swallowing it in one gulp.

"It... it didn't work?" Bulma though fearful she had made a mistake but a sudden change in the androids expression almost made her give up her position.

"Hhrk... Hnnng! Wha- whatsh happenin'?" 18 groaned and grunted as she clenched her chest and belly doubling over in her seat as sweat began to drip down from her forehead in thick greasy beads. Bulma knew it had to be the bomb! She'd get to watch the murderer suffer for everything she had done! Or so she thought... 18 didn't explode instead an ominously gurgling began to grow louder as she panted and wheezed. The blonde menace looked to be in pain as her face scrunched up and she leaned to the side hefting her elephant sized ass cheek off the bench and letting out an explosive

"BRAAAAAAAAPPPPP BLOOOOOOORT!!!!!"

Like a cannon going off the androids stomach unleashed an explosive burst of flatulence with her sweat stained jeans rumbling as her gas soiled the already ruined fabric and flooded the surrounding area with a rancid, rotten and brown tinted smog that almost made Bulma faint from the sheer horridness of the smell.

"Shit... whew... that was FOUL! I feel like I've been holding that in all day. Ah who am I kidding I've been full of it since I ate those deep fried dino tails." The crass and vulgar android joked unaware of the distraught scientist In hiding just aways away from her.

"But... I had to work... I-I did everything I could..." Bulma said muttering to herself almost crying as she looked down at the remote in disappointment in herself and her work. "I failed..." she said tears now freely running down her cheeks.

"Once I finish up this pile I bet those bakers down in south town have had long enough to make me another wedding cake, if not I might just blow them up... or their toilet whichever one comes first." Future 18 grunted letting out one last burst of gas before getting up and digging her fingers into the back of her jeans to pull the stained fabric up and over her exposed sweaty ass. Standing up however wad definitely a mistake as her stomach dropped and the androids face paled. Something inside her was jostled loose by her sudden movement and she didn't like where it was going.

"Oh shit..." is all the Android got out before the flood gates opened and the fail safe Bulma had unintentionally triggered kicked in.

"BLOOOOOOOOORT!"

18's bowels gave way and her jeans already ruined by her humid body began to bulge and sag as she emptied the contents of her gut Into her pants stretching the material out and sagging to the ground in a rancid beanbag sized boulder of filth. Her pudgy cheeks turned scarlet as she voided her bowels emptying everything she had consumed and digested in her cauldron of a gut in a matter of moments. This was the straw that broke the camels back and bulma couldn't keep it together anymore. It was a mixture of anger, sadness, disgust all at once and despite a breath sadistic grin at ruining the Android and humiliating the world's torment she quickly passed out when another explosive fart left 18's rear overwhelming her senses and singing her nose with the burning overwhelming smell.

With the last of mess sputtering out into her pants the Android stood in shock at what she had done. 18 sat in silence for what felt like an eternity before lifting a pudgy finger into the air and blasting the mound of half eaten food with a ki blast before flying off leaving a thick scent trail behind her and carrying her swaying sagging britches along with her. She left without a word...

[fatty-rumpus-crinkle-factory]

Roxy, why would Terezi say you mess so loudly?

"Eeeh? T-rezi said that? ~hic~ I don't know! I'm totally clean honest! Got a gold star today and everything, she's just jealous I need less changes than he-hic~ Her!" Roxy giggled clearly inebriated as she sipped some rather strange looking milk from a large rubber tipped bottle. "Her and Vriska got bellies full of castor oil and I got to drink the good stuff~" she smirked patting her bloated belly with one hand despite her gurgling inside protesting.

There was a serious of trumpeting muffled blasts as Roxy drank her fill. The blustering bursts shook the nursery with Roxy not even bothering to squat or crouch as she began emptying herself instead she simply puffed up her cheeks and pushed. Her already flushed face grew even redder as her diaper sagged to the floor swaying down past her knees until it looked more like a bean bag chair than a diaper.

"I got no idea at all why she'd say such a silly thing~♡." Roxy giggled letting her self fall back onto her massive rump with a loud "SPLAT!" She showed no qualms enjoying her mushy seat as she leaned back and continued drinking from her bottle.

[fat-slobby-hunks]

All the pokemon guys must be so busy that none of them get a chance to use a toilet.

The only way to tell they've even done it is them grunting and then smelling slightly worse than before...

"That happened ONE time! And only because that stray rock blast hit me in the gut! It's not like anyone noticed... they were too busy watching the fight!"

[siscon-stsg]

I saw you didnt have any papa gojo things on your masterlist yet... cant help but thing about papa gojo who non cons megumi and tsumiki's older sister because she was always his favorite. he tried so hard to just be a good daddy to her but even after all these years she's too cute and he cant help himself- idk im ovulating and going crazy for daddy toru🧍🏻‍♀️

YESSSS!! my first daddy toru request let's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

PAPA!GOJO who saw you grow into a beautiful young woman. 🩷 he was there through every stage from when he met you, young but still older than little 'GUMI and TSUMIKI. he tries his best, he really did! but touching himself, in his lone apartment and thinking of you it's not enough and he just has to have you before he goes insane. PAPA!GOJO who does go insane when you mention having a boyfriend. “why n't me, huh?” he'd hiss through gritted teeth, giving your tit another mean slap, but you couldn't even scream because he had two fingers shoved down your throat. “given you everythin'... t'k you in, raised you- fuck, s-s' good-... don' pay your stupid uni so you c'n go f'ck a k'd who can' even f'ck you properly!” the bed squeaks with every wild slam of his hips, your belly hurts from his rough pace, you can't even see properly from all the tears and there's an uncomfortable wet patch of juices underneath you; but SATORU is not stopping until you either pass out, or finally agree to leave your boyfriend and move in with him~

[moons-of-weedclan]

MOON 0 | NEXT

A clan lives in the remains of society, when a strange sickness kills everything it touches, and changes them… Somehow, all but these two were infected.

@almaraclan inspired me for the zombie apocalypse setting! Go check it out!!

[ibrithir-was-here]

Is Mina aware of the last dramatic things that entailed with husband and son

Indeed she is. She was keeping a mental watch over Jonathan down in the crypts while she kept a physical watch in the tower above…

(Btw for anyone who wants to catch up with Blood of My Blood from the beginning we've got pretty much all of it here on AO3 !)

[cheezyhamster]

Delinquent Basil

Made 4 versions (with/without cel shading and with/without the bg) (rest under cut)

I think I'm finally getting a grip on phone drawing (computer is still my go-to though)

[zephyrchama]

how do you do tumblr polls uhhh. oh cool, like this. gonna set it for 24 hours.

I've been wanting to write a certain Obey Me cast x MC scenario with an old trope but I can't decide how to write MC so pls decide for me. if you choose the third option feel free to request who gets what in the replies or send an ask and I'll think about it.

[fat-hedonistic-hogs]

18 filling her diaper to the point it drags behind her and defending herself that her bowels are sensitive cause of her baby.

"BWOOOOOOOOORP! Can you blame me? I'm on my fifth spitfire dinomeat burrito. You try holding it in when it takes 30 minutes to get out of your chair let alone walk to the bathroom! Besides I'm not the only one... Urp~ Bulma's got a whole line of "capsule corp "maternity protection garments" on the way, she's giving us all free samples... even asked us to model for it... she's really taking this fake pregnancy thing seriously. I don't know what she's gonna do in nine months when these food baby's are due." 18 belched and blushed as she followed along with the pregnant women on the TV doing stetches and exercises that only served to loosen her bowels even more.

[kazeofthemagun]

[Running with @dichotomouskey 's idea to fill out one of these silly sheets for my dirt man, thank you very much hehe. Deviant as in kinky obvs, not sexual predator, thought it may be common knowledge but still wanted to clarify because you know how the reading comprehension on this site can be.]

[Also the evil/good slider - think of it as good but enough of an antihero to be chill with his methods and purpose, including the potential of it calling for destruction. Takes a monster to love a fellow monster, or something like that.]

[Also blank below the cut, steeeaaaal it 😎]

[shiroi---kumo]

The Source of Life || The Linear Mist

The Universe was created through the force of two energies. These energies came from the Goddess of Creation and the God of Destruction. The Linear Line, as the path of life from birth to death is that of the lifeforms born of the element known as Mist.

Mist is a magical substance that exists in the universe creating life through air and aquatic means. It's primarily an element in relation to the sky and the lifeforms created from it tend to hail from those areas - be it rivers, oceans, seas or the sky. Aquatic and Airborne beings tend to have souls comprised of mist. In turn, that is what is considered "A Celestial being".

Pure-Blooded Celestials are the only Mist born beings that can produce the substance within their own bodies and are in turn the closest to the Mother of all Mist, The Goddess of Creation, Lady Tiamat, herself. It is a substance that when one passes, expands the universe. So Pure-Blooded Celestials are beings that don't leave corpses.

When a Pure-Blooded Celestial dies, their DNA breaks and their physical forms fade out from existence, in turn dispersing their Mist back into the skies above. From there that Mist returns to the heavens to be guided in a way that it would be used to expand the universe further or repair parts of standing things that would otherwise be lost. Mist can create the skies, the rivers, the oceans and the seas. It can mix and become the very worlds around us to further grow out and expand the reaches of the beings that live within this grand cosmos.

All live is created from one of these two energies, whether they know it or not. The other energy being known as Soil and it is Mist's stark contrast. Mist functions on the Linear Path, where as Soil the Spiral. Mist as an element can be harnessed for various uses such as magic, energy, food, life, etc - but the thing to remember about Mist is that at the end of the day it is an element of creation and it is used to as an energy source to accomplish various things. Even if that thing is providing a being with life itself.

In order to activate this energy one has to be attuned to the mist and generally that means being born to it and having Celestial Blood of some form or another within their being. Mist will only activate and obey the commands of it's user when a linear path is drawn - or a straight line. If there is even the slightest curve within the path made, Mist will not activate and whatever effect that was to attempt to be used will fail to do anything.

So blade masters who use Mist based magics and attacks do so with perfectly straight slices of their blade or paths drawn with their hands. Mist can be activated by any straight line motion regardless of what the line was created with. Even a mere twig is enough to summon Mist's mighty force.

Beings of Soil cannot use magics born of Mist as they are not Mist attuned and due to Soil's habit of having rather nasty reactions when mixed with it's opposing counterpart.

Mist comes in a varying array of colors, but only Pure-Blooded Celestials ever display them. They come in every color of the rainbow excluding black (hue) and are generally reflected in the Celestial's hair color and breath.

[rattyexplores]

A Collection of Soil Centipedes

Unidentified, order Geophilomorpha

22/02/23

[dullweapons]

❝ & if I told you , dumb diary , that that same girl was being raised to kill (...) so she could stay in the same flat-chested , hairless-crotched 14-year-old baby doll body as her mind & spirit turn 19 , 20 , 25 , 63 , 358 ... ❞

[kuroki---kaze]

Windaria's Unlimited :: Wielder of the Golden Gun

⋆୨𖤓୧⋆ The wielder of the Infernal Father's gun, would be the one who places his heart within this beast and survives. A grand champion that would rise above the rest to take his seat as War God of Windaria, known only through legend as Asher.

As time passed, the Windarian people came to find that one such soul - the black blood - Fekete Szél - was Asher incarnate. With his heart placed within the gun, he was accepted as it's chosen wielder by the God within, the Infernal Father - Bahamut. The gun itself is grafted into Kaze's body by way of his right arm, that gets reconstructed when the Magun is thawed. As long as the vial that contains his heart remains undamaged, Kaze himself can never die. He is effectively immortal as the only beings that can damage the vial are one White Cloud, his Unlimited counterpart and Chaos itself.

This gun grants it's wielder the ability to access the Soil Spiral in a way that normal Soil Sages cannot. It gives it's commander the ability to combine varying colors of Soil Bullets to summon a variable army of Soil Spirits.

Pictured: Phoenix, Typhoon, Ixion, Shiva, Atmos, Meteor Master, Ifrit, Odin (there's more.)

A Soil Spirit's power is generally unmatched in most cases and delivers a devastated blow to whatever foe unleashes them on.

You can see Kaze summon here:

In order to summon a spirit, Kaze uses different combinations of colors of Soil and Soil Poetry by way of describing the Soil being used.

(Please remember Soil is not dirt but instead it is the crystallization of a passed on Soul. Every Soul in the Universe is either comprised of one of two elemental building blocks and they are Soil and Mist. Most things possess a Soul of Soil therefore their soul carries that color hue.)

But the ability to call forth an army of Soil Spirits is not the only thing the Magun is capable of. Kaze is a skilled Soil Sage and as such can control powerful magics. He can command Soil to do many things but one of the other abilities the Magun possesses is spellcasting.

Different color combinations will result in a Soil Spirit, but what if he were to use the same. For example, we'll use Fire Red.

If Kaze were to fire a single Fire Red from the Magun it would cast a spell.

1 Fire Red = Fire

2 Fire Red = Fira

3 Fire Red = Firaga

It works like this for most spells in the terms of general spellcasting. The more of the same type of Soil he uses, the stronger the spell. Kaze can fast cast with the Magun and fire off as many spells as he has the ammo for. Further more, being as connected to the Soil Spiral as he is, he can manifest bullets into form whenever he needs them.

This is why Windarian Religion dictated that whoever was accepted by the Infernal Father's Golden Gun would become a War God. Just as Kumo can use the Maken telepathically because of his connection to it, Kaze can manifest ammunition for the Magun at will and fast cast with it as long as he has the right combination and he doesn't over tax his heart.

Because just like the the Maken is Kumo's soul, the Magun is Kaze's heart. Both weapons are the Unlimited's very lives and as long as they remain undamaged they are nigh unstoppable forces of nature.

[frozcnhearts]

It wasn't as though he hadn't given out gifts before - though the last time he had, must have been thousands of years ago, and as he stood gazing down at the little wrapped box he held, he wondered if he'd ever felt this anxious before. Searching for something that was perfect for Taru had been rather difficult, even more so when you weren't willing to leave that persons side for more than a few hours...

Not that he didn't think she could defend herself or anything - life was just more comfortable whenever she was around. Just that thought had his cheeks heat with colour, Amadeus clearing his throat, before he walked over to Taru and handed her over his gift.

"...I really wasn't too sure on what to get you...but I saw this and it instantly made me think on you", smiling, he leaned in and gently kissed her cheek, before stepping back to give her the space to actually open the box, "Merry Christmas Taru...I'm glad we get to spend ours together like this..."

@diverse-hearts-ocs - random christmas ask making Taru scream interally

Uh-oh, what she feared had come at long last. The slightest glimmer of hope had died down, of not getting anything. After all she had nothing neither! Ah, this was bad, it was so, so bad. She almost couldn't endure the feeling of failing in something like this. But what, by the abyss, was she to give to somebody who lived since over two-thousand years?!

Taru stared and stared. Unable to react and speak. To be gifted something was unusual. Even rare. It never truly happened before and even if - she'd usually only give a cold stare and declare that she had no interest in things like this. However, fate - or whatever it was - had thrown changes into her life. Changes, that she could not ignore and she had to go with. Even wanted to go with. It was pleasant and so much different from before.

But there was so much to learn and this was one of such things.

"Thank you, truly.", she spoke, the mix of surprise and the feeling of being overwhelmed clear in her voice. She held the small box in her hands. Her own cheeks heated up and Taru was sure that they gained the same, rosy color as usual, whenever he kissed her cheek. Azure eyes looking at her boyfriend as thought she waited for permission to open it. But realizing quickly, that being gifted something meant it was hers.

Just the fact that he stepped away confused her. Was something dangerous in there? That thought put her on such edge, that she was almost about to get her sword. But how was she to protect their house from whatever feral beast hid in such small item? There was so much wooden furniture in here too, it would catch fire in no time if she were to use her vision!

Time passed, Taru tilted her head as she just keep stared. The ginger finally opened the gift, mouth forming to an 'o' upon realizing that it was no monster hiding in it. It caused her to finally breath out, as the tip of her index finger brushed over the item. A tiny, golden bird with an orb in the middle, that held the same, dark-red color as it's feathers.

Somehow, it brought back memories - not the good ones, but they still brought a smile to her lips. For it were memories of those times, when she had realized who Amadeus was to her - and that she did not want to leave his side ever again. That he was the one, she could truly trust, no matter how dark the situation proved to be.

Without speaking, the woman drew closer to him. The box was placed cautiously on a table, so she could hug him tightly without damaging it - returning the kiss on his cheek as well, once she was close enough.

"Thank you, I really mean it." - unspoken was however, that she didn't just thank him for the gift. It was the very fact that he was here. That he did not give her up, no matter how cold she had been towards him in the past. So much had happened, in which she had realized that she did not see him as mere friend, but simply loved him - even if not speaking it out loud. Words meant nothing, both of them had been lied to, had been told tales that were twisted how they were needed.

And so, at least for her, actions, little gestures, held so much more power - and they spoke more than a thousand words ever could.

[jacks-weird-world]

Did you know?🌱

Jack is the only human to perform PHOTOSYNTHESIS! Yes, it feeds on energy from the soil and sunlight, – He doesn't need human food!

When he misses the taste of food, he eats a Blackberry and small piece of cheese.

Our Jack is a beautiful sunflower. 🌻