#ooor

[chloeseyeliner]

after that clip, get me on a plane to fictional sweden.

i'm about to give felice a very. tight. hug. with her consent of course

[logosbot-tm]

If there's not Hozier song in s3 of Good Omens, I will riot.

[unholyplumpprincess]

Alright so far my horny thoughts- bc yall asked and are wondering- about Security Breach is

Freddy - Huge praise kink, def service top, absolutely will do anything to make u happy including downloading info on possible kinks you're into

Chica - Def into chunky babes not in a fetishy way but like a "Oops my accidental type" way, possible food play kink, def comforts and shows love through acts of service

Roxy - Possessive af, needs to be adored and worshiped but equally will do so to you, possessive possessive possessive, fear play kink for sure + primal play 😔🤟

Monty - Protective type??? Needs an outlet to get his anger/aggression out on and you'll do p well for that, has a thing for marking territory, def experiences dom drop frequently and needs hella affirmations

This has been PEACH'S HORNY ANALYSIS SUMMARIZED THUS FAR

[sollunaastra]

Once again the Critical Role fandom implodes over something stupid as fuck.

[ishipmutualrespect]

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[nebulaofchaosandwoe]

heeey my dudes (gender neutral!!), quick question: i kinda don't wanna be alive on my seventeenth birthday yk and guess what?? this shit is tomorrow!! any tips on how to kill myself quickly and for freee? 😝🥰😁🤩🤠

[notemaker]

@midoristeashop THIS bottom corner drawing you mean?

[thaliasthunder]

women have such a beautifully unfiltered way of describing people when they're writing from their characters' pov i cant almost never tell whether the characters are really deeply marveled by everyone they see or they're just queer

[aloofraven]

My favorite thing about Naruto is how Kishimoto seemingly forgot to give Naruto a hetero love interest so before the Shippuden anime ended they put together a movie where he suddenly falls in love with Hinata

[jiiniix]

sorry for not posting, here its a frye sketch

[gracefireheart]

If I remember correctly back during the Birdhouse arc, I remember some people saying Philza liked a drawing of q!Phil turning into a villain from the whole Birdhouse thing, and so a lot of us thought that that would be the result of said arc. To which we got sadness instead (good shit good shit 👌👌👌).

But now with q!Phil having spent eggless for around two months on Quesadilla island, unsure what is even real or not as things he swore he saw and did just disappears, living in an empty house with so many memories and haunting signs from the eggs and no q!Missa to be seen (he has no clue his platonic partner has moved into the petting zoo of the aquarium q!Bad made beneath their home lol), be sent to Purgatory with everyone and almost immediately lose his trust in most people (besides his team- aka his found family- and maybe a select few others), losing his sanity along with his found family, losing all his hope about being able to save his eggs, and then spending most of his time with his rather insane found family (Team Bolas[???!?!?!!?] my beloved) that he thinks can do no wrong and will deny that they (or him) have done something wrong.

Tldr; Villain q!Phil? :)c

[coughloop]

hey whats going on with this picture of steph like that does not look right

[jackofacetrades]

Okay, short genuine thoughts about ofmd, because I think I realised something while writing it and need to make another post about it.

I keep seeing people saying that everything happened in the course of 4 days and everything is going too fast, but like... We have no idea how much time has passed between episode 5 and episode 6? I thought like at least 2 weeks or more had passed?

Like, Blackbeard is out of his wetcat costume (so the crew now trust him enough and that couldn't have happened while he was just away with Fang fishing), Izzy's forehead scar healed, the crew is bored ("things are slow", "they're rearranging furniture", etc), Izzy evolved and finally talked to Ed, etc.

I know time is fucked up in this show, and that it's supposed to be happening too fast for Ed and Stede. But 2 weeks can still be too fast for a relationship and still give them and the crew (and Izzy) the time to adjust to the new dynamic and their new life without it seeming too rushed and ooc (which for the matter I don't think it is).

[web-spinning]

Please send in some random writing requests I wanna start doing those again

[micuko]

HAAAAAA? Excuse me?? What are Jeff and Barcode doing~! 😭 THIS IS ILLEGAL HELP

[xatsperesso]

I just realized it but the one who really saved Iruma during the Heart Breaker Exam….was Jazz. Why? Well if we re-think to the chain of events

1) Jazz suggests to Iruma to call Kalego and has a invocation circle on him. 2) Azz is about to fight Kalego 3) Kalego is called by Iruma, saving Azz's team from defeat and elimination. 4) Azz's team joins Iruma's team + Jazz + Kalego. 5) Atori tries to kidnaps Iruma who calls Kalego for help and Kalego is the quiker to react in all the group to this call. 6) Kalego + Azz manages to slows down Atori enough until Shiida comes to kicks Atori like he 100% deserves it and so save definitly Iruma from being kidnapped.

So what if Jazz didn't suggest to call Kalego/didn't have a invocation circle? 1) Azz would fight Kalego and would likely lost because he was tired of his fight against Ifrit. 2) Azz's team would be eliminated and go to the drops tent. 3) Maybe Kalego would have found Iruma's team + Jazz considering that Azz's team found them quickly after the invocation but it's not sure. 4) no one with Iruma is enough strong or enough quick to stop Atori, even if Chima is strong. Even Kalego under his familiar form (right, he's weaker like that) and Azz together couldn't hold Atori back enough after have stopped the first attack. But it have gave enough time to Shiida to come. 5) so without the invocation of Kalego, Atori would have succeded to his kidnapping. 6) except if Kalego had found Iruma first and had eliminated the team. Well Atori could have attacked the drops out tent. But the elder students would have been here, some teachers were here so maybe it could have slown down Atori until the rest of the teachers come but nothing is sure.

Conclusion: Without Jazz, Iruma would have been kidnapped

Oooh my gosh you're so right!! Jazz unintentionally saved iruma's ass from getting kidnapped!

The question here is would sullivan + opera-san be able to catch atori if kallego wasn't summoned and he ran away with iruma? Amduscias was the reason atori wasnt caught in canon so would sullivan full out fight him if iruma's life was on the line?? Would he have lost?

And ali-san! He probably would've shown himself and tried helping iruma right? Like secrecy be damned the kids going to die!

And the mere fact that someone was able to snatch iruma from the school!! In the middle of all the teachers and students!! Would that have affected them?

Maybe kallego-sensei would feel mortified that he has failed so much as a teacher and a familiar

Alice and clara would be absolutely devastated that their iruma was taken

Everyone in the misfit would feel some kind of (unjustified, it wasn't their fault) guilt that iruma was taken

And lord if they actually managed to get him back

Other than the fact that there's no way opera and sullivan would even think of leaving iruma's side for the next year, that’s not mentioning that alice and clara would practically glue themselves to iruma. Doesn't matter whether he's just going to throw something in the trash or need to use the restroom, they're not leaving his side period.

I also like to think that the whole class would also grow overprotective over their little ray of sunshine, like having at least five bodyguards at all times

And Balam-sensei, the only teacher who knows that iruma is a human. The one who knows the most of exactly how fragile humans are, and the one whom I cannot predict his reaction

Of course he'll be terrified that this could ever happen again, but what will he do? Will he train him to make sure that he's strong enough just in case? Would he put him in a forever protective dome? Or maybe he'd be too ashamed, hiding forever unable to even face anyone, not the students or his colleagues, or even his friend kallego.

And iruma. Would he be scared? Probably not because this is far from being his first near-death experience. I think he'd be jumpy for a week then he'd be fine. But what about his reaction to the others? Would he not like their smothering? Or would he have let them be since it's the first someone's cared about him nearly dying? And what about the negative reactions about the others? Would he be able to help get past what happened?(and he's very confused as to what made them fuss like that?? He was the one kidnapped and he's fine now! Everything's fine! They're all alright and doing well and not doing the same to sabro so why?)

Or maybe his nonchalance about the whole thing makes some more protective, more on edge like iruma thinks this is normal! That's not good!this could cause him to get kidnapped again!! We can't let this happen, we'll make sure nothing like this ever happens again, and whoever tries we're going to tear him apart