#options assignment

[optionsbydamocles]

With the US deficit approaching $2 trillion this year, inflation at a gut-buster 17.5% above 2020’s consumer prices, interest rates at a stifling 5.25%, expanding military involvement in the Middle East, Europe, and Asia, a dangerously polarized population, a politically dysfunctional Congress, and the uncertainty of another scorching election-year rematch between Biden and Trump. Why bother selling Vertical Bull Put Credit Spreads?

[jaggybot3000]

CHONNY'S CHARMING CHAOS COMPENDIUM FAUX ALBUM+BACK COVER!!!!!!!💥💥💥💥

AKA CONCEPT ART OF AN ALBUM COVER FOR A CONCEPT ALBUM OF A COVER ALBUM!!!!

(aka a final for an illustration class:])

some mockups+ illustrations without text:3

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

This is my daughter Hester! She is a string eater- so no strings allowed into the house. She is also a Thief! When she was a kitten (about 1kg) she stole 2kgs of meat, dragged it under a sofa so she could eat it. We literally accused my dad of first leaving it in the shops and second, that he imagined buy the meat 🤣 She later stole my mum's necklace when she went for a shower- her wedding rings were threaded through it as well. Also my mum's gold watch, and a container with gold earrings in it.

When she drinks water it sprinkles up onto her nose and leaves her with fashionable sparkles, or if I give her kisses without realising, a little sip of water that she shares with me 😆

She is currently living with my parents bc I work insane shift hours and she would be very lonely.... no one thinks about how lonely I might be!! I miss her a lot 😢

Hester has been assigned the title: Arcane Trickster.

[martyryo]

hi mar can i get some silly monkey business (jeffrey and narrator) doodles perhaps so i can giggle about them with my moot who I write the au with

they don’t have to be really detailed they can just be literally whatever I just like the idea of them and I saw ur reblog so

thank you :3

- @sixmonths0sleep (again)

hey❤️sorry for the months of waiting❤️

[actuallyrea]

ACK GSFSISG SO SORRY ABOUT MY LADT QUESTION-- I HEARD YOU WERE HE/THEY THEN SAW YOUR BIO AND IM SO SORRYY :,,((((

UR SO FINE DO NOT WORRY!! I would like to clarify I do still use they/he! I’ve just got my reasons for not really feeling comfortable putting those in my bio rn

[foldingfittedsheets]

We have successfully returned from an excursion to photograph mushrooms!

[luna-the-cretar]

Actually yknow what, Kremy calling Gideon “Gideon Nathaniel Coal” whenever he’s pissed and going Annoyed Housewife Mode made me consider something

1) How did Kremy learn Gideon’s middle name? Like, sure, it might’ve just come up in conversation, but like…would it? How many times do you introduce yourself to someone using your full legal name? I imagine it’s almost never, not in a casual sense.

2) Did Gideon even HAVE a middle name beforehand? I mean, not everyone does, and I doubt his Pa would’ve thought up a middle name. If the answer is no, then either;

A: Gideon chose to give himself a middle name to remember his Pa (idk if we ever got an actual name for his Pa or not, but I wouldn’t be surprised if this is the case)

Or

B: the infinitely funnier option, which is that Kremy just chose a random ass middle name to use for Gideon the first time this has happened (bc based on Gideons reaction on the first time we heard Kremy use Gids full name, this is probably not the first time Jremy has done this), and ir just kinda stuck

[inkhasnothoughts]

Recently I did an artist study of temmie chang's deltarune/undertale concept art - specifically for my traditional art assignment at college. I didn't really WANT to do the assignment - because it was boring - but when I heard I could study anyone I wanted, I knew who I had to study. Temmie Chang has been a hugeee art idol for me for YEARS, ever since I played undertale for the first time, so being able to study the work that I stared at for hours, hyper fixated to the point where I'd cry if I had to go do something else, just felt like a dream. After some convincing, one of my friends finally bugged me enough to post the art I made on tumblr. I hope it does the original justice

[butchhamlet]

who up hamming their let

[optionsbydamocles]

Today, the S&P 500 is only 4% away from our pre-COVID high of 4,776 – the start of all this market management lunacy. Any new Vertical Bull Put Credit Spread I open in the next couple of months will hopefully trigger my exit rules long before the one-year expiration dates. The Economic Outlook for my 2023 Vertical Spreads looks pretty good.

[likesdoodling]

Got into Witch Hat Atelier last year sometime and yesterday finally got around to drawing Qifrey. And we've got some pictures of Coco too :D

(I'd forgotten my pencil so this was just inked straight without sketching first which is not what I typically do, but I don't think it went tooooooo badly...)

My favourite is definitely the top right one of Qifrey. I was using the manga for reference (hanging out at the public library with a friend so there were books right there), and I really like how it turned out tbh.

[totally-not-dr-bright]

my friend crashing out over my arrest

said friend has been assigned as McDoctorate for this blog yay

[transingthoseformers]

Who do you think taught longarm to suck spike like a world class whore? Megatron before the spy mission to test his new mouth features? A fellow cadet during the Academy? Sentinel pulling him aside to 'train' his sloppy technique?

Very fun options here!!

I personally like to think it was a slower process and, in the beginning, he gave some abysmal blowjobs because he just wasn't used to having a mouth yet. That what makes his incoming oral kink (to me) VERY FUN :3

Part of me REALLY wants it to be Sentinel, though.

(the idea of Megatron being the first to interface with "Longarm" is so fun though) (just a little test drive)

[fictionadventurer]

Every time I think I've officially given up on the WWI Persuasion retelling, I remember war poet Captain Benwick, and I need it to come into existence.

[thechekhov]

If you don't mind my asking, who do domestic animals seem to have separate options for things like sex and age, while wild animals are only listed once? For example, I got mare, I saw someone else on the tags get colt, and those are just the English words for a female horse and a baby male horse respectively.

Guys, I didn't make the random animal generator! 😞

I just found one on the internet! I just wanted one that had enough animals to make it varied, and yes, I know it's flawed...

This and the guy in the notes who suspected I was just redirecting people to that site for ad views - you think I have WAY more time on my hands than I actually do!

To that point though, if someone knows a better generator or how to MAKE a better one - by all means. Direct me to it!