#or a tiktok or someshit

[matchacreamlatte]

we call cxs reckless but if i had his power there’s so many cool things I could do 😭

[vvo1d1ing]

Did a dumb little paint study to kind of teach myself how to colour and shade a bit better for my new found lineless style.

IMPORTANT: The photo I used for the study is a screenshot from in game that I found without any credit on Pinterest but by the aspect ratio it was in, I can only assume it was part of someones TikTok or someshit like that? Idk! If I find who did the original screenshot or they find this first and want credit for taking the screenshot that I used, I'll very gladly edit this to give the credit. Otherwise...Idk what else to do.

Anyways, vampire man!

[not-alien-girl-v]

Internet Hcs About the Evans

i don’t know. read it

warning: like everything language mentions of porn idk dont read it if ur gonna be like ew stop being lewd

Tate: Knows the fnaf lore. Specifically watched Markiplier play it and also a Sally Face fan like hardcore and kins both Sal and Larry equally. Has a Tumblr acc but it’s only to interact w fanart of fnaf and sally face and like idk follow other fan accs he’s one of those empty accs with some random ass username no posts no bio no prof pic just his name in lowercase. has a deviantart?? again doesn’t post just to look at fanart he’s really into fanart and almost gets into reading fanfiction about his various interests but ultimately decides against it cuz i feel like violet would clown on him for it if she ever found out

Kit: Has an insta but it’s private with like 27 followers and it’s all like just his family and friends and sometimes when his friends post he’ll comment something like ‘Looking good bud 👍’ and then disappears from the internet for another month or two until he gets a notif that his wife posted or something. too scared to go on twitter and i don’t blame him. for the most part he just doesn’t understand how the internet works and has no intentions of finding out so he leaves it alone. he also has a facebook but same rules apply with the instagram only ever goes on to hype up his wife and kids and sometimes friends

Kyle: frat boy sorry cuz i don’t imagine frankenkyle can fathom the internet anyway i feel like kyle gets into debates online like way too much and he sees nothing wrong w the fact that he’s like actively searching out bigots to give a piece of his mind to. he’s got a tiktok and only follows like racist sexist ppl so his feed is full or opportunities to curse someone out digitally. he’s also got a twitter thats almost been banned a lot. he’s completely anonymous w it tho and his insta is completely regular he’s got like maybe 900-1000 followers just of like his friends and frat guys from his own or other frats and a bunch of girls who asked for his insta cuz they thought he was cute even though he never replies to flirty dms. he WOULD have several white boy went fishing posts and you guys can’t argue w me on this ok i wrote too much for him. he definitely has a lot of girls commenting every time he posts and i think his brothers would give him a lot of shit for not ‘jumping on that shit’ but he’s all like ‘oh i’m old fashioned u know i’m not like that’ has an active snapchat that he adds stories to all the time but once again never responds to messages

Jimmy: he has an account on instagram, twitter, probably facebook but they’re all mostly like linked to the freak show ykwim like he’d have like a verified checkmark but he only ever posts like freak show related announcements or like every now and then a little video that he records of him and some other ppl in the show behind the scenes and it’s captioned like ‘come see us (enter date here)’ and that’s pretty much it he’s not super big on being active in social media because he claims he has plenty of friends irl he doesn’t need fake robot friends. also may not know how the internet works

James: i mean sally runs the hotels official instagram page and all other socials and he probably has no idea that she’s doing that until he finds out she posted some image of video of him on one of the accounts and then some guests recognize him at the hotel and say like ‘omg ur that guy!!’ and he has no idea what it all means n shit. I think he would get a great kick out of instagram reels like non tiktok but you know how like a month after a trend happens on tiktok then it goes to reels? right like he eats that shit up he thinks its the funniest goddamn thing like funny cat videos or someshit

Kai: right so like we all know he trolls reddit and 4chan and posts rude reviews on thatcow. the kinda guy that kyle finds himself internet battling like this is the enemy he's been preparing for. he has a tiktok to stay relevant and he's just a comment section lurker 'user17896379' type shit he just likes various biggoted comments and occasionally replies just to start fights and shit. he's got a facebook and insta where he's totally normal tho like 'hey guys vote me for senate!!' again similar to kyle but like opposite ends of the same spectrum. i would love to view his search history. searches the most despicable things on p0rn websites every time he yanks it and i just am desperate to know what shit he's looking at

[mr-system-of-a-downer]

it’s kinda crazy the kind of stuff people will put on the internet like I won’t post a video of me drunk off my ass from a few years ago but this woman will post this video to tiktok of her shit head soon to be ex husband crying like a baby after she caught him cheating and it’s like, why do that? Why invite strangers into what should be a personal and private moment in your life that will no doubt attract people who will shit like “oh didn’t you see this coming” and the like.

same thing with the dude who posted the video of him catching his girl at like a Popeyes or someshit still riding the dick of the dude she’s cheating with and you’re just like “bro you begging to get called a cuck for this.” I just don’t get it.

[davekat-sucks]

okay so um im a black person and i was told that white people cant say simp because its racist and used against black people and im so confused because simp isnt a racist word i never seen any white person use it against a black people tf is my race on? are they on drugs or someshit? simp was never racist if youre getting this shit from twitter or tiktok dont listen to it twitter and tiktok think everything is offensive and racist

Whoever says that or even believes it, they are freaking insane. Are they even afraid to use simp against actual black characters or people that would really act like this? This is the first time I heard someone claim simp is a racist term.

[chemicallycole]

lord give me the courage to tell my tiktok crush they cute or someshit

[ssoheartbreak]

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so my mum is high risk and is meant to be shielding under advice from the government, and since I live with her I too need to be shielding

but now she’s so pressed about me not working and “bringing in money” i.e she thinks I don’t pay my fair share but look through my tag and you’ll find posts about how I can’t and it’s at times unfair what my “share” is but anyway she’s annoyed that I’m just “wasting my life away” doing nothing and not aspiring to anything blah blah blah all the same old shit

so the other night she was asking me about the shopping, saying okay that came out to £XX so just take it off what you owe for this month, and I was like well what do I owe since usually for my birthday/christmas instead of giving me money I just don’t owe her anything for that month/payment/whatever and she was annoyed about it but like she didn’t get me anything and usually that’s the deal so then she goes off on a rant about how I need to pay more and I need to go out and contribute more and I had “no right” to leave my last job (yknow the one that gave me panic attacks and made me super depressed to the point i almost klledmyself) 

then she brought up that I’ll need to find somewhere else to live or someshit if I don’t be an adult and that maybe  “since your dad gave you £100 for your birthday” that I should ask him for money since he hasn’t paid childsupport for when he should’ve so I was like “that’s your problem, you go talk to him about money YOU are owed it’s not my fault and you shouldn’t put that on me” and she tried to tell me she wasn’t but she definitely was like tf so that was a whole thing (thank god for tiktoks to ease my mind)

and today she showed me this link to the royalmails job site and how they were looking for all kinds of people I said “idk if they’ll still have the jobs in at least a month” since yknow the shielding order was still in place so I can’t work plus my job centre isn’t even open and I won’t get an appointment with them for months then she’s yelling about how I am able to work “oh I can go outside and meet people” like no not really, you can with like one other person and you need to take all the usual precautions PLUS SHE CANT EVEN GO BACK TO WORK so how am I someone who lives with her supposed to work and keep the shielding order in place then she got annoyed even more, usual  shit

fuck this house frfr