#or a tuesday afternoon idc

[shiftingdandelion]

ngl one of the things that i’m really excited to do in my fame dr is mess with my fans. like, oh? i deleted my instagram on a random tuesday afternoon?? find me on my tumblr that nobody really knew i was active on answering asks in the meantime.

i’d just comment on random tiktoks and posts like “me when [insert some friends name and some random scenario here]” or something just to mess with them

liking edits of myself and replying “👀” or “noted.” to thirst tweets or whatever

like omggg

it’d be so fun idc idc

[rockoblanco]

no more “events” at night time. i want things happening at 3pm on a tuesday afternoon. i want to be in bed by 8! idc if u work a 9-5 , get a real job & maybe u will be able to attend ❤️

[ominoose]

𝐈𝐧 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐤

A/N: This is an unfinished Jonathan x Student Reader thingy that I just cannot finish for the life of me, but instead of wasting it I will put the crumbs here. Anyone can steal the idea idc. It's just Jonathan finger banging a student. Thank you @swiftiegirliepop for beta reading it <3

You weren't sure who this was proving harder for, you or him.

When Jonathan announced to the class that as a seasonal treat he was putting on Friday The 13th he was meant with a mix of groans and cheers. The task was to take notes on the movie themes, how it's reflective of the time period and what the value consensus would be.

As the lights went off and the front of the class was lit up with projections of nature and teens, your professor, Jonathan Levy, in plaid shirts and knitted jumpers made his way to the back of the class, looking around before settling himself into a chair, right next to you.

Although he wasn’t a public person, just about everyone noticed the absence of him talking on and on about how great his goddamn wife is.Jonathan was an obvious romantic, with a family picture on his desk of this happy nuclear unit, making it a shock when the usually chirpy and enthusiastic lecturer suddenly showed up to class on day, several shades dimmer.

It wasn’t long after this that your after class guidance session began, although the only thing you were guided towards was his cock. There was one honest session when your recent mark on a Freud essay was lower than your average and you were hold back after class, but the large, calloused palm that landed on your upper back before slowly trailing down to your rear was anything but honest.

That became your routine every Tuesday and Thursday afternoons, either bent over or sat on his desk, a finger or erection pressed somewhere against you. Words were rarely exchanged but that was ok, you wouldn’t find much opportunity to speak coherently on such occasions. 

Having him finger you under the desk in the dark, while class was in session, was absolutely not part of your usual routine.

The perk of fucking your philosophy lecturer long term was he was an openly giving lover and he knew exactly where to touch you, where to stroke. Jonathan knew how many fingers it took to stretch you to satisfaction, knew how fast to circle your clit, he even knew you preferred it when he used the dry pad of his thumb for extra friction. In a packed classroom setting that perk now became a hindrance. 

With your palm cemented over your mouth the breathy moans and whimpers that wanted to burst out of your throat were suppressed, the film thankfully loud enough to cover what you couldn’t contain, and the wet sounds of his fingers fucking into you.

The large pad of his thumb continued smoothing over your sensitive clit, continuously going in one direction until your wet, empty pussy began clenching around nothing and then he would stop before beginning again in the other direction. It was a lesser form of edging, but still had you wanting to drop your head back and surrender yourself to him.

Sharp, coily hairs from his peppered beard suddenly tickled the back of your neck, altering you that he had leaned in. Jonathan had always loved to bury his face in class to the crook of your shoulder when he plowed you from behind, desperately drinking in your needy whines. With the way he’d constantly coax you on, huffing aggressively, fingers gripping you hard enough to turn the skin white, it was obvious he liked you vocal.

[wynnyfryd]

Re your rb comments on aidaronan's fic data post, wanted to say that you are a household name for me. I told my gf about our "wake up TPAU, eat lunch TPAU, go to bed TPAU" "second breakfast TPAU" "apple" exchange (bc she loves LOTR) and we now use this for everything all the time. Maybe I'm out of touch but idc how often someone posts, there's stories I've followed actively for months and years that have been so meaningful to me. This is all literally voluntary and for fun, and I'm so happy to think of you as one of my tumblr pals ❤️ so proud of you and in awe of your brain!

LMAO i love that, i was cracking myself up taking those screenshots that day. delighted to be mutual fandom dinguses with you 🍎🥂

also thank you so muuuuch, that’s very kind of you and i’m accepting your compliment gracefully and normally and not at all like a blubbering little baby

(also also i’m gonna do a big writing day tomorrow so there will be more trailer park au either tomorrow afternoon or tuesday morning at the latest. i’m saying it publicly so now it has to be true)

[aintmyjewelry]

one thing about me is if we're going to chili's, imma get a margarita. idc if its a tuesday afternoon or sunday dinner. I'm sipping on a chili's presidente margarita

[sanguith]

Head empty, no thoughts, only Void

[booler]

respect to people who could handle a job on top of classes unfortunately i am not built that way

[okie-loki-artichoki]

idc if its kaz or david angst i want it

can I throw a curveball and angst about otacon? Dave will be involved i promise

Hal Emmerich doesn’t have friends, he never has. He was always the weird kid, with the weird family he didn’t talk about. When he got into MIT he hid behind his glasses and jittery anxiety. Even if he did get close to people that meant inevitably talking about his family and that was a deep deep gash that he had barely covered with a band-aid that he wasnt about to take off. His past was a deeply layered pit of shame full of family history and trauma he hadnt even tried to deal with. Instead he just kept to himself and tucked the guilt away in the back corner of his mind.

Shadow Moses had been an opportunity to work through at least some of it. A pile of guilt. A neverending waterfall of guilt that he wasnt even responsible for. Just by family name alone. Or at least that’s what he told himself. And it had started as that anyway, but then he was made to built a giant robot based on some old blueprints with his fathers name on them. The man in charge of the unit calling themselves FOXHOUND would come in a yell at the engineers to work faster and he didnt really understand why until the people working under him were marched out one by one by the strange people who were in charge. He knew something was wrong as he was hammering out lines of code and trying to ignore the biting cold and distant sounds of gunfire. 

Hal’s hands were shaking as he was dragged from his chair and thrown to the ground to what he can only describe as a cyber ninja. How fitting. Video games and anime had always been an escape and now he was going to get sliced in half with a robot wielding a sword.

“I’m gonna die for nothing” He thinks to himself but that’s when he meets Snake.

Solid Snake had never had a family. He had been bounced around between foster homes so fast that he didn’t have time to form bonds with anyone let alone make himself a family or feel at home. He fought alot, and caused trouble in school, and then joined the military as soon as he was old enough to get some independence. That had screwed him up alot he was sure, when he looked back. The things he saw and did when he was still so young. He set a man claiming to be his father on fire, but that was classified and he kept it under wraps and drank to deal with it. Dave was basically dragged out of his little home and away from his dogs and told he was the only one who they trusted to infiltrate Shadow Moses. He really had no idea why. 

Snake figures its because all hes good at is killing, and so he agrees reluctantly. But that’s when he meets Hal. 

Hal and his huge heart and never-ending supply empathy for people he has never met. Snake had been told to look for the head engineer but had not expected at all to pull a young, stick thin crying mess out of a locker and ask if his ankle was okay practically on impulse. Hal who asked him about love and cried when one of his captors had to be killed? Snake didnt know what to do with someone like that except do his best to keep him safe as the mission fell apart like soggy bread. They had left Shadow Moses together and it had taken Hal all of three weeks to put together his ideas for Philanthopy, an organization they could both use to fix the mistakes their families had made. Snake’s carefully built up walls had taken harder to crack through, but eventually Hal had to do it. I mean they spent the rest of almost a decade together. On the run and hiding out and fighting for humanity. Hal had to learn how caring Dave is right? He’s brave and selfless and after get past the cigarettes and layers classified information, he’s much more than the sum of his parts and past. In alot of ways they’re so much alike its scary, even though they are so unbelievably different. 

I am angsting so much because like its canon, they spent the rest of their lives together and whether you read that as high unattainable romance or as friendship, these two like broken broken people rebuilt themselves together. They have to know everything about one another and for two people who have very little trust in other people, two guys who have been shit on their whole lives by the world ad their families and their names? to trust in eachother above everything else? My heart is full on this tuesday afternoon.

[sunlitlion]

candleverse chronicles | pt 0

so. astral projection. we all do it. 

okay, not all of us, but some of us do. and ya girl is no stranger to it. 

if you know of the slenderverse, specifically the everymanhybrid verse, you know of the candleverse. habit’s playground, the pocket between timelines and dimensions. 

i’m gonna astral project there. and im gonna keep all my notes here. in case anyone is stupid enough to follow my footsteps.

so, for anyone into emh but not witchcraft/astral work... here are some sources. (x), (x), (x) < that last one is a masterpost of resources for research purposes and those looking to astral travel.

a warning: if you want to astral travel, do NOT do what i’m doing. i’m not smart. this isn’t kosher. this isn’t a good idea. even with all of my precautionary measures im still putting my astral body at risk. if you really truly want to, you can PM me about it, and ill share my personal notes but i am NOT a professional. go forward at your own damn risk.

alright, so warnings aside, let’s get into the prologue.

i am lucky enough to have contact with an evan, a habit, and a noah/firebrand. if you believe in kin shit, call it that. if you believe in past lives, call it that. i personally call it a mix of past lives and a system. i am a spiritual person. don’t pm me, send an ask, or @. me about it because i’m not gonna respond.

i asked firebrand and evan about the candleverse and got their specific general advice for what it’s like, precautionary measures, and an escape plan. here’s what i was told, in transcript form:

firebrand || candleverse notes

general

- Mind tricks. Constantly changing. Do not trust your senses, rely only on your intuition, it’ll guide you.

- It looks like Princeton, New Jersey. Evan’s house is the exact centre, and the clearest part. Everything beyond it gets darker and harder to traverse through due to illusions and mindfuckery.

- There is a purple haze that surrounds the Candleverse. It’s safer, but harder to work out. Hide here, but don’t stay in one place for too long.

- The bridge is an OK spot. But don’t fall in the river. You’ll die in the astral.

protective measures

- Do NOT try to play offensively. It won’t work. You’re in Habit’s house.

- Use wards for hiding, and confusing anything that enters the vicinity.

- Use glamours to alter your astral body and make you into a spirit as unassuming as possible. Humans are what he wants.

- Keep your vibrations basic. Too low means you’ll be drained. Too high means you stick out.

- Get a glamour for any guides or thoughtforms you bring. (In my case, Figaro the thoughtform).

escape plan

- bring a power bank or totem that will give you just enough energy to make a door and leave if you need to in a moment’s notice.

evan || candleverse notes

general

- Do NOT interact with the Candle versions of Evan, Vinnie, and ESPECIALLY Jeff/Steph. Just don’t do it. They’re like big fucking beacons.

- Any kind of foliage is good. Trees, bushes. If a rabbit can hide in it, you’re good. A good rule of thumb is “Think like a rabbit.” So, the town is a good place to hide, but it’s also gonna be real confusing. Anywhere out in the open, you’re fucked.

- If your vibrations are high so you can keep up magic, places with moderate lighting are gonna be your best bet, so you’ll blend in. If you’re keeping your vibrations low to hide, keep to the edges and forest-y areas. Whatever makes you feel safest. Either way, you’re playing on the losing side in a game rigged in Habit’s favor.

- If you aren’t panicking, you’re giving off less energy, so you’re safer. Fear will stink you up, and it’ll catch Habit’s attention. Keep calm, you’ll stay safe.

- Cover the tracks of your spirit/thoughtform if they can’t do it themselves, or if they naturally produce magic. For example, my thoughtform Figaro is built to feed off of naturally occuring excess negative energy and build harm-shielding wards for himself and I from it. In the Candleverse, this process needs to be hidden.

- Piggybacking off of that point, a mosquito could fart and Habit would know. Any tiny move you make, any change to the verse, Habit will pick up on it. He might ignore it if it’s insignificant, but he might not. If you do something risky, your best bet is to get away from the mess, hide, and try not to leave a trail.

protective measures

- Only stay in for 15 minutes at first, up to 30 minutes. No longer than an hour. Time is slower in the Candleverse, but you’re gonna get exhausted, and it’s gonna get easier to find you. 

- Do not let Habit know you’re a human. You’re toast.

- Get better at improv. Learn how to play your part. If Habit approaches you, do NOT panic. Know what you’re supposed to be and act like it.

- Use DEFENSIVE wards and magic, not OFFENSIVE. Wards that protect you from harm make it seem like you’re EXPECTING Habit to attack you, and he might just. He’d definitely seek you out for it. Don’t make it seem like you’re ready for a fight.

escape plan

 - Make that power bank as inconspicuous as possible. Remember-- play the part.

- If you’re in a bind, or about to be caught, just make a break for the edge, find a place to hide, and calm down before leaving.

other

if you’re like me, and tend to crack under pressure or panic in the face of danger and make the wrong decision, then you’re gonna wanna practice beforehand.

there are all kinds of candleverses that take place in different areas of the timeline of EMH. start with a dead candleverse, in which there are no more traces of habit. you will know the difference because the energy they give off is pure white rather than dark purple.

live <-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------> dead

dark purple  |   purple  |   blue purple  | pale purple  |  grey purple  |      white

this is the scale firebrand gave me in reference to this. the closer to white they get, the more dead the candleverse (meaning the less traces of habit, the safer!). 

another look at the scale

white verse - no traces of habit, little to no traps or illusions, dawn/sunrise

grey purple verse - just a hint of habit, slightly more traps and illusions, midday

pale purple verse - a little of habit, a moderate amount of traps and illusions, afternoon

blue purple verse - half habit, slightly more traps and illusions, sunset/evening

true purple verse - mostly habit, many traps and illusions, dusk

dark purple verse - habit is live and present and on the prowl, a fuckton of traps and illusions, dead of night

i was also lucky enough for firebrand to be willing to get in contact with other firebrands, as all noah’s stick together, and they might be able to give me a little extra help. pending.

map

firebrand and evan helped me to draw out this rough sketch of the map, but it will be updated as I explore.

as i said, it’s very rough, but here’s a key.

☆ - safe for hiding purposes

* - unsafe

X - immediate death

``` - light source (the more light, the more unsafe)

🌀 - entrance point

EH - Evan’s House, the center of the Candleverse. UNSAFE.

Town - Just as the name implies. Good for hiding but, very dark and confusing. Take it slow.

B - Buildings. Decrepit, good for hiding.

N.E.H. - Never ending house. If you recall, in Bridge to Nowhere, Noah went up and down this stairwell repeatedly. Unsafe.

Bridge - Bridge to Nowhere. Moderately safe. Don’t stay on for too long.

P.G. - Playground. Moderately unsafe.

Open Space - Not good. No hiding spots.

Forest - Very dark, but good for hiding. Lots of foliage.

River - Runs through the forest and under bridge. Instant death upon touching.

Habit tends to stay around the more lighted areas. Do not by any means go near or enter Evan’s house. Just don’t do it.

protective measures

so, we all decided that lots and lots of defensive magic is your best bet. cover up the fact that you’re human first and foremost. if, like me, your energy is bright and beaming, make an energy mask to cover that. put up wards with multiple layers. put up illusion glamours with multiple layers. run, hide, camouflage. you’re a rabbit here.

here’s what im doing specifically. lemme go over it.

defensive-offensive ward - protects from anything you deem to be harm. it won’t do much for you at that point. if all of your other wards/glamours have failed at this point, you’re fucked anyway. its basically one last line of defense if all else fails.

illusion/energy mask - this is to change your energy. its to cover up your human parts. make it strong. make it powerful. make it work. if habit gets a single SNIFF of your human pussy, your ass if grass and he’s gonna mow it.

appearance glamour - this is to change your appearance and all. make you look not human. idc what you look like, im choosing a hazy kinda shadowy unassuming spirit type thing. look lost, not like a tourist.

camouflage ward -  this is gonna make you blend in to the foliage and shit much better. keep you under the radar. you are a cat in the night. a simple breath in the breeze, you feel. you ARE the dancing queen. 

hidden/hiding illusion - same deal, but this makes it harder to track you if you hide. hide well, don’t fuck this up. its literally your astral body on the line, maybe even your astral life. but don’t worry, as long as you hide your cord and keep it in tact, you can come back. just give it a few moon cycles.

and thats basically all ive got in preperation for this trip. ill keep cc updates coming as they happen. my first trip is tomorrow (Tuesday, March 19, 2019), around 5:00 PM CT.

[femmetay]

this may not go over so well but idc, and i just need to rant about this for a moment so please excuse me. i know i’ve said more than my fair share of negative things about the kaylor fandom and some of the things they post and i’ll never deny that i was once guilty of everything i’m about to talk about. but for those of you who hate the kaylor fandom so much that you’re actually just projecting that hatred onto karlie and her entire family for whatever god awful reason you can surmise, it has to be true that you are consistently reading their posts and this makes no sense if you hate them that much. do you follow them? lurk them? follow accounts that sometimes reblog from them? lurk in the kaylor tag? what are you doing? how are you so up to date on what they’re doing? why do you have a shit fit every time they’re happy about something? do you know how easy it is to ignore something you don’t like?? you have no problem telling people who mindlessly hate taylor that they can easily just ignore her and not post about her, but you can’t do the same thing for yourself? i know it may be hard to believe but there’s really not that many kaylor blogs and yeah sometimes they add their comments to our posts and stray out of their lane but that still doesn’t account for how often you check up on their blogs and continue to bitch about them on your own blogs. i know for me, the only time i see kaylor content is when i’m actively seeking it, or when a few select long-time mutuals of mine reblog posts. back when i knew their posts were making me so angry, i unfollowed all of them, unfollowed anyone who reblogged from them, blacklisted the tag, blocked accounts that i knew i never wanted any chance of appearing on my dash, and i didn’t spend my tuesday afternoons browsing their blogs so i can make 50 posts laughing at them and trashing karlie and her family. and i have some bad news for you: if you’re this obsessed with them and obsessed with hating them, you’re no better than you believe they are.

tl;dr the kaylor fandom has been here since taylor and karlie became friends. they are clearly!! not!! going!! anywhere!!!!! ignore them!! grow up!!! move on!!! accept that there’s this fraction of our fandom you want nothing to do with!!! just live with it and shut up!!! no amount of bitching is going to make them go away or change their beliefs!!!! it’s been like a minimum of four years of this!!!! do we need four more years until you finally get it and let it go??????????

[currentlyprocrastinating]

I did it again, I overestimated myself.

I'm trying to stay both optimistic and realistic -- I do think that it's possible to be relatively ready to present by tomorrow afternoon. But I don't... I don't know if I'll do well enough to keep my grade in a percentage range that will allow to easily raise it back to C (or, even better, a B-). Then again, I still have assignments and quizzes to make up, and each one will raise my grade, but I'm just worried I that I won't have enough time to get enough in. Finals aren't too far away, and I usually need at least 3 days to prepare, what with other classes/hw and such.

I keep shifting between dread and confidence. I'm doing my best to stay above the waters here.

I haven't gotten a confirmation email on the date, actually. I'm just assuming it's tomorrow after school, back that was the suggestion I had my counselor give him. Ngl, part of me hopes he's busy and that we do it on Monday instead. Because I will finish this tonight, I will be ready, but having an extra three days to be even more prepared, to really show a lot of effort, to make up for this mess, to show that I really do care about this class and its contents -- it would be massively beneficial.

This is just another mountain that I have yet to crest. I'm at the top, nearing the peak, and soon, I'll be on the other side, on a effortless downward slope. I'll be able to breathe. I can do this. Just keep moving.

Next semester, he'll be splitting the class into two groups: those who plan to take the AP test, and those who do not. The latter group (which i will be part of) will have more independent work, but it'll also either be a little easier, or we'll have more time for an assignment -- or both. Either way, it'll be less stress for me. ...I hope lol. I've hardly gone a day these past couple months without being stressed because of Spanish.

And maybe I'm a bit too ambitious, maybe learning another language is harder than I realize on my brain (and whether that's just how my brain is, or it's an adhd thing, is another question, and i should probably look that up), but it's a passion of mine. I won't give it up.

Challenges are put before you for a reason -- it could be anything. A means of improving, a means of self-reflection. Maybe you need to slow down, or maybe you need to take a different route.

Tuesday evening, I broke down, and at the time, a large part of me just wanted to give up, yet a small voice kept telling me that I was only thinking that way because, at the time, my emotions were haywire. I mean, it's the truth, and I knew it then. I know it stronger now. This isn't a hurdle I back away from, like I did with AP Euro (idc much about history; idk why i tortured myself with that class), this is one I need to overcome.

[pari-shah-posts]

Apple: online store debut in India receives overwhelming response

Traffic saw so far route above desires: Tech monster

COMPANIES NEWS: The much-anticipated Apple India Store Online, which went live at 12 PM, has gotten a mind-boggling reaction from neighborhood purchasers.

As Apple darlings and optimistic purchasers rushed to the web to get an initial introduction, the point broke Google Trends graphs and stayed at the head of it since the early hours of the day.

Till late night, the reaction it has gotten from neighborhood clients has surpassed Apple’s appraisals, said an individual aware of the turns of events.

“It’s mind-boggling. The traffic that has been seen so far is route above what was envisioned,” he said. Apple India, nonetheless, declined to share any numbers and said it was too soon to remark.

The fervor over the store dispatch is obvious from the Google Trends information. As 12 PM drew closer, all key expressions — from ‘Apple India’ and ‘Apple Online Store India’ to ‘UniDays’ and ‘Apple ID’ — hit the most extreme cutoff points on the patterns diagrams.

What’s more, till 5 pm, all pursuit subjects identified with Apple India stayed at the head of Google Trends with more than 200,000 exceptional impressions. What’s more, it kept on outstanding the top moving subject with another flood of searches hitting the web since early afternoon.

The flood to customers’ greatest advantage is reflected in the most looked through the theme on Google since Tuesday evening as “when is apple online store opening in India” broke the Trends diagram with an astounding 4,700 percent bounce in the number of inquiries.

Indeed ‘unidays’ — an Apple accomplice site that offers limits for understudy clients — stayed at the head of the diagram with a 1,450 percent flood in questions.

At the introduction, the store, be that as it may, stayed behind its rivals like Amazon and Flipkart when it came to offering the least costs, said Navkendar Singh, research chief at IDC. Not at all like the two online business majors, Apple is at present selling every one of its items at the most noteworthy retail cost, with cashback offers.

As per sources, the interior group accountable for Apple’s online technique for India is preparing its redid evaluating offers and will divulge them only in front of the bubbly season in late-October.

As per Faisal Kawoosa, lead investigator at TechArt, the force brand Apple keeps on staying unequaled, and the presentation of the online store in India was a much-required move.

“Apple will clearly include more offers and advantages for Indian purchasers before merry weeks. Likewise, the extraordinary offers that will be one of a kind to this store are presently expected,” he said.

Further, the structure of the store that currently carries the neighborhood market at standard with its most progressive business sectors like the US and the UK is a declaration to Apple’s expanding wager on India.

The market is presently expected to drive its development in the following decade and the dispatch of its undeniable offers and administrations is a stage forward to make sure about a more grounded base here.

READ MORE: APPLE

[fangirling-throughlife]

Classes start on Tuesday, I've got an audition for an orchestra on Wednesday, and, even though I'm free on Mondays, I have the first day session tomorrow, I teach every Monday afternoon (from home though, it's a kid who wanted classes with me no matter how, so they're online), I have a BILLION things to do (open a bank account, go to the consulate to pick up my diploma, visit my newborn niece...). There were so many things I wanted to do: writing something decent, like meaningful essays and some stories (idc if original or fanfic), read some books (also meaningful... I've got books on racism and national identity on my tbr list), listen to Ramin Karimloo's podcast, learn Elgar's cello concerto... Don't think I was too high-achieveing. I've been on quarantine for 10 days, done virtually nothing for the past 7 weeks. I've watched all the Harry Potter movies, a one season show on HBO and read one book. That's it. And now, I want to do something before I'm too busy to enjoy myself but I'm in a Grey's Anatomy spiral (specifically, Link and Amelia. Like... There's almost no content and I never seem to get enough of it), and listening to Christmas songs.

I'm officially nuts.

[theredpelican]

5, 14, 16, 20, 29 :)

5: Writers you love on Tumblr?

@eternal-tuesday-afternoon is my fave writer of all time (sadly she only writes in french)

14: If you could have only three books (novels or otherwise), what would they be?

the millennium trilogy!!! stieg larsson saved me

16: Do you keep a journal?

this blog is kind of my journal tbh

20: How do you feel about your own writing?

idc how this sounds but i really love my writing, it’s unlike anything i’ve ever read before & i like how unique it is

29: Have you ever considered your demographic, and if so, what is it?

is Pretentious Gays a demographic

[hhopp]

Hhopp’s Destiel Angst-a-Thon

Alrightyyy gonna need everyone’s help with this one.

I’ve been stuck in a writing rut. I’m trying to get back into it and I really wanna write some destiel. So I’ve got a huge list of angst prompts (idk why but I love writing angst and whump), but I need motivation. Please, if you have any interest at all, send me a number. If you have any additional details/requests, please send off anon so I can message you to clarify.

“Can you please come and get me?” (hs/college au)

“I’m at the hospital”

“Hey, don’t do that, you’ll hurt yourself”

“How long has it been since you’ve slept?”

“You’re burning up”

“No, don’t cry, I hate it when you cry” (Dean saying)

“Because I care about you!”

“You look sad” (Probably a kid!fic or some lack of maturity type of deal for this one, w/ Cas saying)

“Please, don’t leave me alone”

“Oh god, you’re bleeding”

“Hey, just look at me. Breathe.”

“Hold my hand. You’re going to be fine”

“You need to eat something”

“Stop telling me you’re okay” (Dean saying)

“Don’t touch me!” (Dean saying)

You’re severely depressed and I’m too scared to leave you alone (Cas’ POV.  At this point they wouldn’t be dating but that would happen by the end, they’re friends and/or roommates when this bit happens)

One day, {A} comes home with bloody knuckles and beat up face and is shaking, {B} tries to ask what happened and what’s wrong but {A} just locks themselves in their room. Imagine {B} banging on the door and yelling for {A} to let them in and {B} being so worried but {A} won’t let them in. Imagine {B} just sitting outside of the bedroom door all night and {A} is sitting on the other side of the door

“You’re okay. Breathe. Just breathe. Open your eyes. Come back. It’s okay. It’s over now. You’re okay. Wake up. Please wake up. Don’t do this to me. Don’t do this to me. Don’t do this to me. I love you so much. Come back.”

{A} gets kidnapped by some people, and {B} has to find them somehow. He finds {A} alive but he’s horribly injured mentally and psychologically. {B} is hurt seeing {A} in such a state; flinching away from people, jumping at sudden noises or movement, afraid of being alone. (Dean is probably A but if you make me a strong enough case we can switch it)

{A} is under their desk, with a bottle of alcohol, crying their eyes out when {B} finds them and pulls them into a hug. {A} soaks {B}’s shirt with their tears. (Dean is A)

“It’ll be warmer if we cuddle together….” (post-hypothermia-- this would be the gist of what is said but I can’t really see either of them saying the word “cuddle”)

“Are you telling me our years of struggle meant nothing?” (apocalypse AU, not within canon)

“Music is my getaway” (Selective mutism on Dean’s part)

“I don’t understand how you haven’t left me yet” (Dean saying)

“How can’t you see I’m fading?” (Cas saying)

“You promise?”

“Please, let me go”

“Don’t look at me, I’m disgusting” (mpreg. Either Cas is pregnant and Dean doesn’t know it yet, or Dean is 5 months or further and is hormonal. No a/b/o)

{A} suffers with depression, and {B} has been supporting them through it as much as they can. Since {A} doesn’t like the word depression, {A} and {B} have always referred to their depressing thoughts as “the monsters”. For a period of time, {A} becomes really happy, which makes {B} happy. However, one day, when {B} comes home, {A} wraps their arms around {B} and starts crying. When {B} asks what’s wrong, {A} whispers, “The monsters came back.” (Again: Dean is probably A but if you make a strong enough case, we can switch it)

{A} helping {B} through a panic attack via Skype

“Is there any reason as to why you’re getting drunk in the middle of a Tuesday afternoon?” (Cas saying)

“I just don’t want to think for a while.”

“Say it again.”

“Don’t lie to me.”

“I didn’t mean it like that, and you know it!” (Dean saying)

“Is that— blood?” (Dean saying)

“Does that feel good?” (Cas saying)

“You deserve better.” (Dean saying)

“Is that all you’ve got?” (They’re physically fighting each other for whatever reason, the one saying this is bloody and bruised and probably has a few broken bones, is lying on the ground and clearly losing but he’s mad at himself and think they deserve this so he’s trying to rile up the other into hitting him again. Early stages of the relationship.)

“Why do you even care?”

“I’m not going to break.”

“You don’t scare me.” (Dean saying, see #39. Probably a similar type of deal but if you’ve got a completely different idea tell me)

“It’s okay, I’m here.” (A hospital is probably involved. And I think I want Cas to be saying it, visiting Dean)

One finds the other about to commit suicide and stops them (strangers/acquaintances/friends at this point)

“Who gave you that black eye?” (Idc who says, but it’s a young-ish AU with no monsters. Could have been a homophobe, could’ve been someone else)

“You haven’t even touched your food. What’s going on?” (Cas saying)

“I’m pregnant.” (Dean saying, no a/b/o)

“I’m your husband. It’s my job.” 

“I won’t let you get hurt.”

“You’re strong, baby. You have to be.”

“I can’t stand seeing you like this.”

“Me and the boys will handle it.”

“Come on, baby, up to bed.” (Dean saying, Cas is miserable either emotionally or physically after taking a very bad beating. Could be canon, could be AU. Established relationship, but you can choose how long it’s been going on)

“Trust me.”

“Did they hurt you?”

“I don’t need a hero, I need a husband.” (They are already married at this point)

“Don’t shut me out.”

“You can’t just hug me and think everything’s okay.”

“Is he coming home?” (Sam would probably be saying this)

“Quit moving, I’m trying to sleep. Wait…are you…what?!” (Must be interpreted as angst)

“Use your words.” (Maybe Cas trying to coax Dean out of selective mutism. Could be futile, could be not. But full maturity and mental capability to speak. So no kidfics or anything like that)

“I just need ten minutes.” (Dean saying)

“I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings.”

“It wasn’t supposed to be this way.”

“The blood’s just from a nosebleed; don’t worry about it.” (They had a fight, speaker stormed out. Came back several hours later with a bruised, bloody face. Still mad at the other, storms off but other follows him and tries to patch him up. Story comes out and they make up. AU, canon?)

“I’m just as screwed up as you are.” (Dean saying, probably a no monsters AU)

“This is bad, right?” (Cas, high on pain meds after a really bad accident/fight, breaking Dean’s heart because he looks so damaged and broken in this hospital bed but he has this dorky little smile on his face and he’s smiling like a little kid who doesn’t understand why the grownups seem so upset)

“Sometimes I feel like I’m tearing myself apart and I can’t stop.” (Dean saying)

“I just want a hug.”

“I don’t understand why you feel like you have to keep this kind of thing from me.” (Cas saying)

 “Hey I heard yelling and crying coming from your apartment and I just wanted to make sure everything was okay” AU (Everything is not okay)

“Tell me what happened. Tell me why everything happened. It’ll be okay, I promise you, it’ll all be okay, but I need you to tell me.” (Dean saying)

“Don’t look at me like that.”

“I can’t do this without you.”

“Don’t let go of my hand through this, please.”

“You need to help me, I can’t do this alone.”

“You’re worth any fight.” (No magic AU)

“I’m crying on the floor and nothing’s right, but I know you can make this better.” (probably a prayer)

“I can’t depend on anyone else, just you.”

“Thank you for always being here for me.”

“You could call be at any time and I’d drop anything if you needed me.” (Dean saying, no magic AU)

“I’ll still be here when you get back.” (Cas saying, no magic AU)

“Can you give me a ride?” (Cas saying, no magic AU)

“Come here, let me give you a hug.” (Gist of what is being said, not the exact words)

“You ran to get here this quickly?!” (Dean saying, something is wrong and he called Cas who lives somewhere else. Most likely a highschool AU, Cas as a pastor’s son and they’re dating under the radar. Dean’s at home, Cas ran either from church or from his house a few neighborhoods away)

“I need you.”

“I don’t like lightning.” (PTSD, Dean saying. Trauma is up to you, so long as it isn’t war. I can’t write soldier stuff.)

“Don’t get up, i’ll do it.”

"I just want to go home" (“Home doesn’t exist anymore!”) (no monsters apocalypse AU)

"I'm not good enough for you.” (Dean saying)

"Wake up... please wake up..."

"Keep breathing, you'll be fine."

"Oh, you're awake! You've been out for so long!”

"Don't try to move. Just get some rest, okay?”

"Shh... take it easy, there's no rush. You were passed out for a long time, hon."

“I can't hold on... fading away.." (this is the gist of what is being said)

"What happened? Where is this-!"

"Gah! S-stay away from m-me! I don't know who you are!” (amnesia)

"Help me up… please help me up…" (“No, you need to stay… stay right where you are. Don’t move, that’ll make it worse. N-no, don’t! Don’t move!”)

Other things: 

I don’t write smut.

3k word limit, but it has to be really good for me to go that far. 500-1k is more likely, or a drabble.

I’m open to writing deaths

Outside of that, though, I’m pretty sure these’ll have happy endings.

I haven’t seen s12 yet so if we’re doing canonverse it’ll all be s11 or before

Feel free to request multiple. In fact, spam my inbox with requests. Seriously, you’ll be making my day.

If I really can’t write something, I’ll let you know and you can choose another prompt if you’d like

You should tell me if you want canonverse because my automatic writing mode is AU

I like reading a/b/o but not writing it.

I. DON’T. WRITE. SMUT.

Genderbend is fine, but specify

You gotta tell me if you have any triggers I shouldn’t use. I’ll tag just in case either way, but put that in your request.

I’ll write pregnancy, but no parenting

I really like hs/college aus

I might do tropes without request but it’s rare, so if you want one, suggest it.

We aren’t doing anything remotely “Twist and Shout”-y.

They’re two really broken characters, so there’s no way for their relationship to be perfect. But this will be as healthy a relationship as can be with them

Minimal, low-level profanity. I don’t think that’s an acute problem to anyone but I don’t do the whole swearing thing.

I’m not an expert on a lot of things so I won’t be able to write things like legalese or mechanic speak

No previous/implied wincest.

Monogamous if they’re established (By this I mean that it’s fine for Dean to be sleeping around, just not if he and Cas are already an item)

I’m terrible at making puns so that’s probably out. Drunk banter might be in but we’ll have to see. Tell me if you don’t want sarcasm spewing constantly from Dean’s cakehole because otherwise it will

Characters who I probably won’t use

Kevin

John

Crowley

Ruby

Lisa & Ben

Zachariah (unless he’s unseen, like the beater for 17 or 45)

Samuel

Lucifer

Anna

Gadreel

Hannah

Metatron

Michael

Uriel (unless he’s unseen, like the beater for 17 or 45)

Abaddon

Azazel

Alastair

Garth

Becky

Rowena

Henriksen

Amara

Death

Characters who are definitely within the realm of possibility for appearances/involvement:

Sam

Mary

Charlie

Jo (Yes, I’ll ship Charlie and Jo)

Meg

Bobby

Ellen (Bobby/Ellen is fine)

Naomi

Chuck

Bela (Bela/Meg is not impossible)

Samandriel

Tessa

Jimmy

Claire

Cain (I love him tbh)

Donna

Jody (I’ll ship Donna and Jody)

Rufus

Ash

Emma (Dean’s Amazon daughter)

The Ghostfacers (probably in an AU, though)

Pamela

Benny (love him, too) (he and dean will not and will never have dated)

Jess

I don’t think you understand how much I love mpreg

I like roommate AUs (college dorms, broke students sharing an apartment, strangers who share, Sam introduced them because they were looking for someone to split the rent with, they grew up together and are the best of friends and decided to move in together-- really, anything’s fair game)

I’m pretty sure that’s everything but I’ll update if anything else comes to mind