lesbiankoby · 2 years ago
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i want an au where zabuza joins the akatsuki. haku is or isnt there depending on whether he died in wave
unfortunately zabuza would eat kisame alive or die trying if they were ever in the same room together like he’d get recruited they’d spot each other across the room and the part of zabuzas brain that hates bootlickers will activate beyond his control like he’ll just start stabbing
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captainjonnitkessler · 3 months ago
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>Join a union
>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on
>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members
>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on
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longsightmyth · 6 months ago
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People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ
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unsung-idiot · 2 months ago
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don't show him modern technology; it won't end well
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itsscaredycat · 2 months ago
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the triangle obtains a mortal human body! and depth perception!
edit: AU created by @/waty_mot and @/LosanPostle on twitter!
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s0up1ta · 2 months ago
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ANYONE ELSE WANT A PIECE 🤬🤬😡👹🗣️
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couldn't decide so take all of them
edit: I MADE A DESKTOP VERSION !!
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iscariotapologist · 5 months ago
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today in church one of the priests referred to trans people as "those who are growing into the gender they were called to be" and i'm kind of enjoying the idea of like....divinely ordained top surgery
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beebfreeb · 6 months ago
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kiryuing · 6 months ago
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seagiri · 6 months ago
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when did this happen???
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captainsaltypear · 10 months ago
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IS ANYONE ELSE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS OR
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anna-scribbles · 4 months ago
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so this summer i am nannying a 5 year old who loves miraculous ladybug (my dream) & every day she asks if we can play ladybug and chat noir at the park. these are some comics based on our various games<3
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noodles-and-tea · 1 month ago
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I am once again back with my Stan Pines is smart agenda
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ruegarding · 11 months ago
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that scene in tlo where thalia tells percy he can't start feeling sorry for luke bc luke made his choices. and thalia reveals that the reason they couldn't make it to camp in time for all of them to make it to camp was bc luke kept picking fights. and annabeth never saw this as wrong bc luke was her hero. so thalia had to pick up the pieces. and percy thinking both that luke was put in a cruel position and that luke was putting others in a cruel position. and percy is the only character who understood both sides of luke bc annabeth sees only the best of him and thalia sees only the worst. and that's why percy is the prophecy kid and the one who gives luke the knife. bc annabeth had spent the entire series essentially giving luke the knife when he didn't deserve it. and thalia was never going to give luke the knife. but percy is the only one who can see exactly when luke deserves the knife.
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bruciemilf · 8 days ago
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Batman isn’t a mask; It’s a leash. In this essay I will—
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phantom-of-the-501st · 1 year ago
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Remember that this is not the proof that they love each other
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That was a last-ditch attempt from Crowley to get Aziraphale to stay
This is the proof that they love each other
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Their love wasn't just made real because they kissed
It always existed
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