#or something. idk

[ofdreamsanddoodles]

i'm such a big fan of laios using being well fed as proof that he's serious. like there's so many techbros & etc who will use not eating breakfast as proof that they're productive & just in general, the idea of being "too busy to eat" is getting more common (which is exactly what toshiro is doing here!) but laios is like. no. i'm so serious about this i'm thinking about what comes next. i'm so serious about this i'm making sure my body can do everything it can when i need it.

the fact that everyone in the party took care of themselves & carefully planned out their route & when they'd take breaks is what made them so successful. they always made sure to understand their limits

[hychlorions]

weekend at trucy's 🫶

[tempests-bards-and-birds]

he looks so earnestly awkward here and it's just?? so nice?? it's endearing?? idk. i've been looking at this screenshot on and off all day. i am very normal

[thedoubteriswise]

alrighty based on recent topics of discussion I've seen around here I guess I'm assigning people piss kinks until they get more normal about both piss and kinks

[nightmare-foundation]

Sighs. If I knew more about the batfam I'd absolutely write a fnaf/DC crossover. It'd be so fucking fun actually. They'd breathe in Hurricane, Utahs direction and be like "Oh this place is fucking weird. Gotham weird. What's up with that" and inevitably someone (Tim) would go snooping cause they're bored and what the fuck do you MEAN that shits Actually Haunted. Why are there killer robots constantly everywhere. Why is fazent Like That. What. Anyways I think that place is like Gotham levels of Fucking Weird and I think it'd be extremely fun if the batfam got roped into it

[bugslaststraw]

Part of the appeal, you reflect, is that really he could be singing about anything. Anybody would want a song like this, sung by someone like that, to be about them. Of course, you think, that was the plan all along. He makes eye contact with the camera, and suddenly is staring into the souls of millions. You saw that potential from day one. Anybody would be wondering if he was secretly looking for someone. Singing to a long lost love is so much more romantic than just singing. Anybody would want that. Anybody would want a song like Souk Eye to be about them.

[harvestmoth]

they make me. unwell

[likemosaic]

@heirbane / continued from here.

solus watches his blood flee the room at gaius' behest, expression sour. how very noble is the dog that growls to protect its' master. solus can appreciate that instinct, imbecilic as it is.

"brave, are we?" solus tilts his head, eyes still on the closed door as if watching varis walk down the long hallway, able to see straight through the metal. his grandson's soul is not nearly as radiant as his grandmother's had been, but it shines brighter than those around him, all those poor wretches with no ancient blood to speak of in their veins. solus watches the hue fade as varis leaves and thinks, what a waste. but what else could be expected from such a perverse union between a man and an insect?

solus suddenly turns his face towards gaius, expression inscrutable. "do you think he might do the same for you, were your positions reversed? you may be dismayed to know the answer." he's genuinely curious, even though he knows the truth himself. the young wolf can be rather intriguing like that: naive and noble to a fault, yet still willing to do what must be done, bloody blade and all.

solus reaches out abruptly, but not to slap. instead, the emperor grips at gaius' face in a facsimile of affection, ungloved fingers holding his shaven face roughly. he tilts that face as if examining, as if seeing something there that wasn't present before. yellow eyes burn into gaius', as if looking past him into his soul. "are you frightened of me now, my little pup? i, who brought you in from the cold?"

[droppingartintotheinfinite]

i’ve been trying to think of a caption for this that’s not a sex joke and tbh there’s just nothing coming to mind. and the sex joke isn’t even funny. truly i suffer more than jesus on the cross

anyway i desire this man carnally

[shivapvoid]

i should make a fic about fai in cosmic exploration

[mortiflyer]

this post from the athletic after last yr's wimbledon final aged like milk:

carlos has lost both meetings with novak since

jannik remains no. 1 (and is guaranteed to overtake carlos for number of weeks spent at that spot)

using the formula of the rankings as an excuse for why carlos isn't no. 1 is no longer valid given that...someone...has won both slams since then

[gwynndolin]

I was literally just about to make a post how certain I was that Jeff Lynne says (in the song Shangri-La) "Faded like the Beetles only Jude" and that all of the lyrics saying that it is "Faded like the Beetles on 'Hey Jude'". Now, obviously the second one makes the most sense, but he's really chewing that annunciation. And I couldn't for the life of me hear him saying it. Until literally when I opened this text post and heard him say it again and heard the H pronounced finally

[mayowayo]

puppy honami-chaannn

[shalomniscient]

eirene and angst goes kinda crazy in my brain ngl

[shyflops]

i still think some of the most memorable whiplash ive gotten from this website was in the comments on a post about a forcefem chatbot, where someone said they'd never heard of forcefem before and i just. had to take a minute to process that. because. how do you not know forcefem. what do you mean you "haven't heard of it". you shouldn't need to "hear of it" it just comes to you. it's like breathing. what do you mean people don't just figure this out by themselves.