#or typos

[docdufresne]

Had a dream last night that i was a knight and this bigger scarier knight had me on the ground and right before he swung his sword at my neck he said smth like "i mourn the loss of life for the tree who will become your coffin" which shouldnt have turned me on like it did but alas

[zayne-s]

spin the wheel and assign an animal to prev

[arctic-hands]

When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll "Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?". Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly "Borg Cube", but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.

So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said "Death Star".

So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.

[luftballons99]

hook line and sinker

[lestateur]

source via @brian-kinney-apologist

[flowerytale]

Edgar Allan Poe, from a letter to Mrs. Maria Clemm, July 1849

[mournfulroses]

Nikita Gill, from Your Heart is the Sea: Poems; "The Difference Between Alone and Lonely,"

[blnxpc]

Arrow Poem

[idontmindifuforgetme]

Floored by the fact that not feeling like shit really does boil down to just eating well and drinking lots of water and keeping screen time to a minimum and making lists and not obsessing over any one thing and reading books and like not putting things off and letting them fester forever. Self help books will never tell you this but sometimes it just is that simple

[bonipops]

hatsune mexiku!!! 🇲🇽

[heartcoric]

these stupid old men

[virtualgirladvance]

⚠️ Warning: Super gay thing ⚠️

You 🫵

[the-game-spirit]

sometimes a piece of media just! grabs you by the throat and says, "hey buddy! I'm gonna irrevocably alter your brain chemistry now! have fun with that!!"

and then you just ! gotta deal with that ! you guess !!

[doe-prince]

Honey is a comic based on my run on clangen (lifegen). I think I'll slowly post it here on tumblr, but it'll update faster on Comicfury.

This is not a Warrior Cats comic! They're just cats.

[the-phantom-peach]

fullmetal alchemist art i promised i would post 🙏

[flowerytale]

Celeste Ng, Little Fires Everywhere