#or yell about lisa

[trixcuomo]

If you needed to go wth!! today, well here it is!

*throws spoons*

[katrinasis]

idk something about the fact that lisa trusted tiffany enough to give her the key to her apartment. something about the fact that tiffany summoned alu and trapped lisa in her room so that she couldn't be used as a vessel. like if tiff was just jealous about the vessel thing the easier solution would have been to just kill lisa. but she didn't!!!! tiffany did the one thing that would ensure lisa's survival and keep her away from the cult. idk man i just really think they should have killed gary and ran away together

anyway lisatiffany save me. save me lisatiffany. save me

[watatsumiis]

Bitey reader series - part 2

Yeah. A continuation to this series. Oops.

Content: gender neutral reader (heavily implied to be neurodivergent in some way), biting (gentle affectionate biting, not in a kinky way, just as a nontraditional expression of platonic affection), some flirting in Kaeya's section, implications of some of the mentioned characters also being neurodivergent.

Characters: Gorou, Itto, Kaeya, Lisa, Pantalone, Pierro

Gorou, after a few moments of initial confusion, goes full puppy mode. The pupils dilate and he perks right up and will lean right in to get you back. He LOVES nontraditional displays of affection. His tail starts wagging and he jumps up and down. You've just started something that you may not ever be able to stop.

Itto laughs at first, like full hearty chest laugh as he struggles to wrap his head around what the heck you think you're doing. He finds it really cute and endearing and will probably give you some kind of relevant nickname relating to it - he also probably tries to bait you into biting him every now and then - if anyone understands non-traditional displays of affection, it's Arataki 'kisses his homies goodnight' Itto.

Kaeya immediately takes it as some kind of flirty act. He raises his eyebrows in that suggestive way and purrs out something about how you should've at least bought him dinner first. He'll shrug it off as a one-time thing, but will subtly do things to encourage you to do it again, just so he can tease you about it once more, because he thinks your expressions are cute, and the fact that you do it at all is fascinating to him.

Lisa takes a moment to process what just happened, but very quickly gets over it. Razor and Klee are definitely well-known affectionate biters, and being their tutor she tends to receive a pretty decent amount of said biting. She'll chuckle and say something mildly teasing or offer you a snack, but a little later she may try to politely bring up the idea of a chewy piece of jewelry or something along those lines. Despite her endearment towards it, she does not particularly enjoy being used as a chew toy.

Pantalone will scold you. No hesitation, no processing time, just him sharply drawing away and hissing out an almost scathing "you stop that right now!" he's a huge germophobe and will probably end up swapping out the clothing or glove you bit. It's nothing personal, he's just extremely finicky about personal hygiene.

Pierro is completely and utterly stumped. He has no idea what you just did, or why you did it. He borders on annoyed and will question you about it - if you can't provide an answer, he just storms off in a huff (though in reality, he's going to go consult his 'sources' about what kind of modern trend biting people is).

Please don't repost, steal, copy or otherwise plagarise my writing! This includes posting translations to other sites.

[basofy]

jack's own issues with his age in game mixed with the fact that we as players don't know what his actual age is makes things certainly agonizing

all those talks in the fandom about him being this or that because of his height or because of how he acts and all that stuff is what i imagine it's like in between the other companions they all theorize shit and nobody reaches a conclusion lol also given the fact that the weather and the day and night cycle in lisa is fucked up and that he's an orphan it's possible he doesn't even know his own age, much like we cannot know either

[qvietspvce]

ooooh the neighbours are arguing and i can hear it through the walls

[fischlcatgirl]

currently writing a fic where i will definitely want to know the unreconciled stars lore for it but like. i was like three patches late for unreconciled stars. i already have seen the Cooler Scaramouche. i dont want to go try and look for a video of someone playing through the event story from like 1 million years ago. EVEN if it means seeing fischl. like PLEASE i havent even played the new archon quest because im too busy doing things like having a job and being on tumblr. i dont have time to go back and catch up on the sky is fake hour i just want to write about terrible things happening to the characters i love and klee blowing people up

[maugus]

Plops this down since everyone's showing theirs off. Keep in mind it really depends on the portrayal / admin I'm writing with , so even if your muse is lower on here there's like a 99.9999% chance all you have to do is hit me with the 'hey let's ship' dm and I'll be like OKAY -

[dutybcrne]

For Kaeya, people who are exceedingly sweet, even naturally so like Barbara, absolutely make him severely uncomfortable. He can deal with people who possess sharper attitudes like Rosaria and Diluc just fine, and is alright with those Jean and Lisa who know to scold and rein him back when needed, but someone he percieves to be too kind always set him on edge.

[sheerioswifties]

WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME THAT TAYLOR MAKES AN APPEARANCE ON SELENA + CHEF?!?! ALSO WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME ABOUT SELENA + CHEF

[babylonbirdmeat]

I love that Way and Octave's main form of bonding is basically "I miss my ex-wife but my aim is getting better"

[anna-coded]

would everyone bully me if i put mannequin 3: the reckoning in my top 4

[jackinalex]

I’m very sorry that I’m making this a regular post instead of an ask, but I’m not comfortable with posting names or anything, sorry. But to answer your question, if it was years ago, I think I might know who you’re referring to. 🤭 I also remember that there was a huuuuuge East coast crew in like 2015-2016 who were the talk of @ban-lisex for a while and it was wiiiiild. That kept me entertained for months. But yeah, idk where the fan elitism comes from, but Jesus Louise, if you’re going with your mom to shows, what could possibly make you any better than everybody else? Not that there’s anything wrong with it; I’d love to take my mom, but she’s got such bad knees that she’d never make it through one. I’m just saying like you’re not cooler than anybody else.

[maraczeks]

newsroom rw thread pt 9

[moirainessuspenders]

a genshin blorbo idk there's like 50 of them

I remembered

this started out perfectly lighthearted but then I decided to look for lore and now I am (tentatively) Suffering

(the word of god that hurt me)

if this is still true, and I suspect the general consequence probably is given design choices, I am sad!! I'm an enemy of whichever god(s) can be held responsible fight me motherfucker(s)

come back to the plot Lisa we have Things to Discuss! like I want her to live in peace and have all the afternoon caffeine naps she wants but also I want to drag this Retired Big Deal back into the spotlight for the Akademiya plotline, I want her to be involved in and benefit from uncovering more Celestia lore, I want to seek Forbidden Knowledge with her (not an innuendo) and find out what she was supposed to Do with the vision to shape the world and!!

wouldn't it be funny if it was just eradicating pumpkins. I'd be furious but a plant's extinction is admittedly a major change to the ecosystem

more romance, more friends in the sense that I want to see more of her existing relationships etc etc. I know I'm not getting one but I want a hangout event! and more realistically, more stuff in the vein of Weinlesefest (can she have an island next summer would that make sense)

anyway I love her, she's not lazy she's energy efficient!! and she can electrocute a bar creep once in a while, as a treat

[irenedubrovna]

Lisa yelling about how men don’t actually want interesting partners because they threaten the male ego. Lisa going off about how men can’t stand “not being the interesting one”. Yeah.

[neoarchipelago]

Being Simon Riley's secretary/help for paperwork cuz that man doesn't give a flying fuck about it and Laswell got tired of it.

BUT...

But Simon gets close to her. So now while she's sitting at his desk, filling reports for him, he's sitting on the chair on the other side of the desk, back towards it as he's leaning back, head on the desk, gossiping.

"and that dumbass rookie thought I didn't know. Can ya believe that?"

"what an idiot" you chuckle as you scribble something.

"right?!"

But the team don't know that. They don't know the extent of this... 'friendship' cuz what is even this to be honest.

Until one day Gaz and Soap storm into Simon's office with Price right behind, tired of their antics and they all freeze.

There on the couch, you sit in a corner with Simon's head on your lap, and a report in your hand. You look at them wide eyed while Simon just keeps rambling.

"but McTavish thought it'd be best to just jump out-"

"I can't believe you're telling her that!!" Soap yells embarrassed.

"see? I told you." Simon simply says.

"hm... I get it now." You simply answer with a nod and you turn back to the report.

"WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!"

So you also gossip with him. He never thought he'd be so interested in what Lisa said about Annie. He can't believe she'd tell Jess about her dating jimmy cuz, what is it even her business-

Simon knows exactly who's fucking who, who's dating out messing around with whom. Knows that sergeant James's wife is entitled and has been using her husband's rank. He'll have to fix that by the way.

You on the other hand know who the barrack bunnies are. The rookie's latest antics against their superiors or even the superior's dirty secrets. (To the limits of classified info on missions)

The thing is, outside of the two of you, you guys are as quiet as a tomb. Not a peep about conversations or gossip. But you always run to each other when something happens. Sometimes text about it in a private chat.

He's like the hawk of the base, watching everything, and you're the little bird, chirping and listening at windows.

So when one day your hear two recruits talk about some money they received in exchange of infos, your focus is caught. You hear as much details as possible glance at the name on their vests, sneak to get more infos from around the base and run to Simon to gossip.

But this time Simon is serious.

"are you sure?" He asks in a tone you rarely hear from him, and never directed at you.

"wha-... Yes, I am... Si-"

"did they saw you?"

"no-"

"heard you? Suspect you? Who else knows? Who did you question?"

"Simon! What's going on?"

"Y/N. Dove. Answer. me." He says, taking a step at every word until you're backed against the desk, forced to almost sit on it and he's leaning over you with both hands on either side of you on the wood surface. So God damn close to you...

You shudder under his gaze and closeness. It ends up creating some kind of immediate response in your brain to snap into submission for him as you answer all his questions in a small voice, eyes never leaving each other's.

He doesn't say anything for a few seconds. And when you finally open your mouth to say something he cuts you.

"good girl. Stay here. Lock the door. Close the blinds."

You don't get to question. He's already out the office and you're clueless. Did you do something wrong? Was it out of line? You starts to walk to the door and lock it as you were told. Closing the blinds and then sitting on the couch. You forgot your paperwork on your desk and he'd get furious if you'd step out to go get them. You sigh.

You grab the throw blanket you were glad to have brought into his office. (He'd often nap in there the week after coming back from a mission)

You end up curled on the couch with the blanket, turning to your phone for some mindless scrolling...