#oreo goes to college

[oreozfox]

College Ram drivers be like: I'm gonna creep towards you the whole time you're crossing the parking lot, herding you against the nearest car in fear of disappearing beneath my way-too-tall hood. Oh, don't worry, I won't hit you! I'll just get as close to touching you as possible to show you that I could, so you don't forget who has dominance over this university lot.

[theoreocat]

On Thursday, we had to say goodbye to our fluffy orange cat, Phoebus. In December, he was diagnosed with lymphoma but they said it was "probably small cell." He initially seemed like he was taking well to chemo. But last week his health took a rapid downturn after it was revealed to us that "oh, actually it's LCL." We basically spent a college tuition on our sweet boy to get more time with him, but he started vomiting through his cerenia, so we knew it was time.

Oreo and Phoebus were about the same age. It's infuriating an unfair that even though we did everything, they still passed far too young for something outside our control.

We also have 2 other cats who seem mostly okay but definitely notice our boy's absence. His litter-mate paces around and looks for him. His little brother we adopted in 2021 is overgrooming and cuddling more.

This isn't me trying to trauma dump. More like "wow, what were the odds that another person is going through something so similar at the same time."

My heart aches for you. The hole they left behind will never be filled, but we grieve because we had so so so much love. I'm thinking about you and your sweet Oreo.

I am so very sorry for your loss. It's definitely not an easy thing to have to go through and I wouldn't wish it on anyone. My heart goes out to you. They keep their paws wrapped around our hearts.

[stabbyfoxandrew]

Happy wipw!! Hope it’s not a stressful one💕 Could i please get a snippet of arsonist neil?

WIP Wednesday (8/14) | Arsonist Neil / Firefighter Andrew AU (Part 211)

Aaron’s mouth opens long before any sound happens, but finally he manages a shaky, “Twins.”

“Yes, we are. Are you just realizing that?” Andrew goes back to the counter piled with grocery bags and Aaron unsticks himself from the hallway carpet and comes inside, shutting the door behind him.

“No,” Aaron begins, swaying on his feet. “My baby? There’s two of them.”

The box of macaroni and cheese slips out of Andrew’s hand and hits the ground with a muffled rattling sound. He makes his brain repeat what Aaron’s just said, then again. And he stares at his obviously shell-shocked brother for a good thirty seconds before he believes it.

Laughter bubbles up Andrew’s throat and he feels the way he did in college, the way he did in high school. Like it’s totally out of his control and he’s really going to laugh himself to death. He laughs until it turns into coughing— huh, maybe he really shouldn’t have smoked so much in college— and Aaron just stands there staring at him.

“The Minyard curse continues,” Andrew finally says, a bit choked. Aaron’s expression pinches and he climbs onto one of the bar stools, digs through a grocery bag until he finds a package of Oreos. He tears it open and eats three before he says anything else. Andrew eats four.

“I don’t know what to do. Two is too many.”

“I imagine your mother had the same thought.”

Aaron drops his forehead on the countertop and Andrew takes the cookies away, closing the package and putting them in their proper place. He continues to put things up until he runs out and Aaron is still comatose, leaning on the counter. It seems Andrew will have to carry this conversation. Or… Resuscitate it.

[asherthehimbo]

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!ncarnations: @realincarnation a band formed by two childhood friends 6 years ago, although they only oficially started releasing music 3 years ago. They are known for their interesting lore/concept and their beautifully creepy mv's. Since they arnt under a label they have a lot of freedom, their PR manager is constantly under stress😭. Not one of them r straight and they aren't scared to share that. Despite most of the members being Korean, they all grew up in other places. Everyone is anonymous, they are known by nicknames (twt usernames) and wear masks when performing. Their fans are called petals.

[Name] [Lastname]: @IncarnationY, lead singer and guitarist of the band incarnation. Writes & produces most songs along with Changbin and Soyeon. The lore concept was written by him. He formed the band along with Beomgyu (his childhood friend). He was born in '98 and is 6'4ft. He is a huge Ateez fan in secret, the fans don't know abt this but !ncarnation r tired of hearing it💀. Started learning Korean a week before his hiatus was announced, so its 1 month before where the story takes place. His hair is a dark pink with black roots. Actually has a tattoo of a carnation on his colarbone.

Choi Beomgyu: @IncarnationC, he is salty that Changbin took the B, after incarnation so he had to use C, has been friends with [Name] since he was 12, [Name] was his neighbour and used to act as an older brother figure to Gyu. Beomgyu tends to cling to [Name] a lot and the fans find it adorable. He has ongoing beef with Ryujin for no reason💀. Knows everything abt everybody somehow??? It's scary. Refuses to dye all of his hair pink so instead only has little strands in his hair (Oreo Gyu just with pink)

Seo Changbin: @IncarnationB, hates their lore, not because it's not good, but because he doesn't understand it, and refuses to listen when [Name] tries to explain it. Drummer, gym bro, produces alongside [Name] and Soyeon, was last to join the band. Is friends with Choi Yeonjun, the famous model, but doesn't tell anyone. Everyone goes to him for advice, since he's the middel man he feels left out sometimes but the group tries their best to assure him that they adore him. Has almost leaked his identity so many times that everything he tweets needs to be looked over first. Like Gyu doesnt dye his hair but has pink streaks (Maniac era just pink instead of green) and uses pink hair glitter.

Jeon Soyeon: @IncarnationS, keyboardist, second eldest, she writes and peoduces songs along with [Name] and Changbin, was third to join the band, she met [Name] in their freshman year of college since they were in the same class. She keeps putting on long acrylics and then breaking them off while performing and its so funny, there are literally compilations of her doing so💀. There was once a scandal cause one of her nails flew towards the crowd and a fan caught it and sold it for 5k online, people though she and [Name] were dating until she wrote and performed the song "scratches" in wich she came out to the fans. She is the shortest in the group and jumps on [Name's] back at a lot of concerts to be able to see the whole crowd. Her hair is a pastel pink color.

Shin Ryujin: @IncarnationR, she has an unhealthy attachment to her guitar and named it pinkie. She has beef with Beomgyu, nobody knows why. She's attached to Soyeon in the way Gyu is to [Name]. She was last to join the group, she somehow knows almost everybody but also has no friends outside the band??? its so weird. She loves going to dog parks even though she doesnt own a dog. She's the one that came up with the idea for them all to have pink hair that matches their lore. Her whole head is a pink ombre going from dark to light pink, her hair reaches her shoulders.

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[scarylea-scarylea]

me and my partner have been making really dumb adult natalie headcannons and we’ve made a list of the good ones

goes out of her way to buy ring pops

will not eat cereal after she found out fruit loops are all the same flavor

ate pop rocks and got scared

has put a goldfish in her mouth before that scene

buys rainbow goldfish crackers but will not eat the green ones

hates hello kitty because she is 3 apples tall

doesn’t understand monopoly but she still plays it and gets absolutely furious

puts diesel instead of normal gas in her car very often

puts any teeth she finds under her pillow for the tooth fairy and gets pissed when they’re still there in the morning

thinks the mall easter bunny is real and gets so scared that she has to be escorted out of the mall

is not allowed in any aquarium in her state

she is the reason why toys r us closed down

hates pudding

tries to suck jello cups into her mouth and throws them against a wall when she chokes on it

she has 5 minute crafts blocked on literally every platform even though they blocked her first because she sent them death threats and called them mean names

goes all out on halloween to scare kids then steal their candy

when kids knock on her door she chases them

goes to the pool and wears arm floaters and screams at kids while trying not to drown and they splash her

loves boiled peanuts

coughs like an ipad kid

did not grow out of eating her boogers instead she just started doing it for fun in like her late 20s

sent taissa a video of her not voting for her

got rejected from a community college

accidentally posted an embarrassing picture of herself staring into the camera on twitter and now it’s a meme and when people tag her she starts screaming

has been banned from every social media platform like 4 times

does not know what a stanley cup is, one time misty bought her one and she thought that it meant misty made it and she was really confused

loves fireworks but is scared of the ones you throw

throws the popping fireworks at misty’s car and windows every year on the fourth of july one time it hit misty in the forehead and she had a giant welt on her head for weeks and natalie kept pressing it in

tried to eat one of said fireworks

loves the fourth of july like what really hyped about it but literally has no idea what the history of it is

gets caught sneaking into churches and eating all of the communion wafers

thinks the keebler elves are real

still looks for the leprechauns that destroyed her childhood classrooms at the end of rainbows and has gotten lost in a field doing so

gets mad when beets don’t turn her pee red because that’s the only reason she eats them she tries it at least once a month

got lost in a corn maze and she got so mad that she just started eating all of the corn

presses peoples bruises in then gets really offended and mad when they tell her to stop but also gets mad if they don’t react

saw the the spider-man movie and thought it was real so she kept picking up spiders and letting them bite her it got so bad that misty had to take her to the ER

thought jaws was real so she went on a boat and jumped off to kick a shark in the head

bought a grimace shake and got really mad that it didn’t end up like the tiktoks

like to chase her friends around with things she finds

makes tiassa a dirt cake when she won the election out of fucking mud and rocks then felt bad so she made misty make one out of pudding and oreos to give to her

when tiassa first started running she made fake merch out of rocks and sold it outside of tiassa’s house

[penguin--person]

for the ask game! 18 for nastya, 16 (i don't think he has any if zhenya doesn't count , more of a hypothetical) for kozlov, 28 for gabriela and if you want 32 for whoever you think would be interesting ! feel free to switch them around or not answer !!!

ask game

18. their opinion on lying, stealing, and killing?

its ok if she or someone that she cares about does it, as long as they dont get caught doing any of this.

if she sees someone she doesnt like/is neutral about, like, just shoplifting, shes reporting them. sorry shes a youngin'... if someone told her not to do it shed stop. killing scares her !! but again if someone that she cares about does it (gabriela) its fine .. and i think nastya kills gabriela in one timeline perhaps .. and lying, i think.. she doesnt see lying as bad, like, ever? idk

16. do they have any pets? what do they call their pets?

ive been holding off on answering this ask bc I Dont Knowww!!! Idk!!! i think he'd like to have a dog but he wouldnt get one.. maybe feeds strays? i can see him volunteering at a dog shelter or like, being a dog walker on the side... i think he'd feel bad getting one bc like, if he died in the zone, gabriela would have to take care of it and he knowsss she wouldnt.

for what he'd name it ... i dont know ! could be smth simple based on appearance? like 'brownie' for a brown dog or 'oreo' for a black n white one

she generally comes across as someone who dislikes everyone she comes across, so its hard for me to pin this down... i think. overexegaterating what she thinks in a 'natural' manner? like uhh if kira did bad on an experiment or smth, gabriela would say smth like "your performance in your latest experiment... are you sure this is the right line of work for you? would you, perhaps, consider going to college before working at an institute such as this one?" instead of just "your performance was bad because of x and y. do better".. also avoiding the people that she dislikes.

28. how do they show that they care about someone? how do they express that they don't like someone?

the first one shows the most with ostrov and kozlov. generally, she shows that she cares by just.. trying ! and communicating her feelings (as much as gabriela does with anyone). not preassuring them to do do things that they dont want to (Evil Experiments/give up stalking)... goes out of her way to help them (patching kozlov up, would maybe buy ostrov little gifts)

32. do they have any habits that aren't particularly self-destructive, just maybe odd?

im uncertain as to what this question means, so i cant answer it :( im not sure what qualifies as an odd habit ! i think umm . idk. i dont knyaow ♥️sorry

[random2908]

I have been conducting a study.

I have been studying fast food chocolate shakes. I am now prepared to share my findings:

McDonald's: it's fine. It's the most generic milkshake possible, but that's not necessarily a bad thing. There's nothing to complain about, but there's nothing to laud, either. If you haven't tried a McDonald's shake in 30 years, give it a try again, they completely revamped the recipe in like the late 90s or something and it's a lot better now.

Jack in the Box: it tastes like chocolate syrup, very sweet, very artificial-chocolatey. Fine if you like that kind of thing; for me, I think it's an ok flavor for a topping but not as the main flavor in my milkshake.

Carl's Jr: tastes very real. Like milk. Tastes like milk and real ice cream but not much like chocolate at all. If you want your milkshake to taste like it's healthy go with this one. I could imagine having this at a diner.

In-n-out: despite the reputation, I really don't think it's particularly better than McDonalds. Its defining feature is that it goes heavy on the vanilla, even in a chocolate shake, which I find very nostalgic. Specifically, it's nostalgic of 9th grade, when used to walk through the In-n-out "drive"-thru across the street from my school and get a shake for lunch like two days a week. I will say this and music are the two things that are nostalgic of high school in a good way. That still does not make this an especially good milkshake, though. I mean, it's fine. Like McDonald's, it's perfectly fine, but it's not especially good.

Burger King: you can get a chocolate oreo shake here, not just chocolate or oreo like at most other places. So I've never had the chocolate shake here.

Five Guys: you can also get a chocolate oreo shake here. The one in Ann Arbor was better 5-10 years ago, chocolatey but not sweet--or at least not so sweet as to completely cover that very specific chocolate bitterness, which is something I've grown to appreciate as an adult. More recently there, and also here, it's not as chocolatey. But it is probably the thickest ice cream of the fast food shakes. Really very good.

Wendy's: I've only had a Wendy's frosty a handful of times in my life--a few times in early childhood when they still existed in my hometown, and then a couple times in college and grad school. My memory is the texture is bad and that's why they call it a frosty rather than a milkshake. It's fine if you just need a chocolate-flavored fry dip, but maybe not as a drink. I don't know, maybe I'm misremembering, though.

Sonic: this one is the best. It tastes like chocolate pudding, and I love chocolate pudding. This is the first time I've ever lived within 50 miles of a Sonic (shocking that that happened in NorCal of all places). But since I was doing a study, I went out of my way to get one. I drove over 20 minutes, telling myself I'd been waiting 18 years for this--ever since I had a classmate in grad school from Oklahoma who used to rave about them and complain that we got radio ads for them in the Detroit area even though the nearest Sonic was well into Ohio. Anyway, yeah, it was worth it. I can't believe it beat Five Guys, but it beat Five Guys by a lot. The one negative, and I can't believe I'm saying this, is there was about twice as much whipped cream on it as I really wanted.

I had been going to extend this test another couple weeks, to give Burger King, Wendy's, and Five Guys their fair shakes (...as it were)--Wendy's because I remember not liking it but haven't had it since... like... since I was a TA and it was the only thing open near the bus stop after my night classes? And Burger King and Five Guys because I only ever get chocolate oreo, and it's not fair to all the other shakes, so I was going to try plain chocolate--but Sonic blew everything else out of the water tonight so I gave up.

[radiowave-slushie]

Unusual Asks

Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? 

is your room messy or clean?

what color are your eyes?

do you like your name? why?

what is your relationship status? 

describe your personality in 3 words or less

what color hair do you have?

what kind of car do you drive? color?

where do you shop?

how would you describe your style?

favorite social media account

what size bed do you have? 

any siblings?

if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?

favorite snapchat filter? 

favorite makeup brand(s)

how many times a week do you shower?

favorite tv show?

shoe size?

how tall are you?

sandals or sneakers? 

do you go to the gym? 

describe your dream date

how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?

what color socks are you wearing? 

how many pillows do you sleep with?

do you have a job? what do you do? 

how many friends do you have? 

whats the worst thing you have ever done? 

whats your favorite candle scent? 

3 favorite boy names

3 favorite girl names

favorite actor? 

favorite actress? 

who is your celebrity crush?

favorite movie? 

do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? 

money or brains? 

do you have a nickname? what is it? 

how many times have you been to the hospital?

top 10 favorite songs

do you take any medications daily? 

what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)

what is your biggest fear? 

how many kids do you want? 

whats your go to hair style?

what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) 

who is your role model? 

what was the last compliment you received?

what was the last text you sent?

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?

what is your dream car? 

opinion on smoking?

do you go to college? 

what is your dream job? 

would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? 

do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? 

do you have freckles? 

do you smile for pictures?

how many pictures do you have on your phone? 

have you ever peed in the woods? 

do you still watch cartoons? 

do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?

Favorite dipping sauce? 

what do you wear to bed? 

have you ever won a spelling bee?

 what are your hobbies?

can you draw? 

do you play an instrument?

what was the last concert you saw? 

tea or coffee?

Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?

do you want to get married?

what is your crush’s first and last initial?

are you going to change your last name when you get married? 

what color looks best on you? 

do you miss anyone right now? 

do you sleep with your door open or closed?

do you believe in ghosts?

what is your biggest pet peeve? 

last person you called`

favorite ice cream flavor? 

regular oreos or golden oreos? 

chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? 

what shirt are you wearing? 

what is your phone background?

are you outgoing or shy?

do you like it when people play with your hair?

do you like your neighbors? 

do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?

have you ever been high? 

have you ever been drunk? 

last thing you ate? 

favorite lyrics right now

summer or winter? 

day or night? 

dark, milk, or white chocolate? 

favorite month? 

what is your zodiac sign

 who was the last person you cried in front of? 

ALL OF THEM IN ORDER:

spotify! my acc is @/SLUSHIE!!

i actually just cleaned my room on the 23rd!

my eyes are blue :3

my dead name is kira, and i don’t like it mainly because i have a lisp with R and so people think im saying “kila” all the time 😭 my chosen name is corvine and i love this name because its an adjective that means crow or crow like!

UNFORTUNATELY SINGLE

mile long stare

my hair is dirty blonde and teal and i bleached some parts of it

i can’t drive. a car cuz im 13

i get my clothes at hot topic and a store called earthbound in a mall by where i live!

alternative, kind goes between grunge, emo and uhmm,, idk whimsy?

my favorite social media account would have to my tumblr, but my pinterest is a close second cuz i’ve had it for so long

i i have a king size bed!

i am a only child but i have a lot of cousins

i would say either california, alaska or new jersey.

i have never had snapchat before so idk :o(

i have never worn makeup before so idk,,

three or four times a week

my favorite show is probably south park cuz it was one of my hyperfixations!!

a woman’s seven in a half

im 5’6

SNEAKERS!! but i only wear converse and DCs

no, i have asthma and chronic bronchitis so exercising is pretty hard for me but i do surprisingly like running

going shopping or just walking around and getting something to eat, i think shopping would kinda reveal the other person’s style and stuff they like!

four dollars, i spent 70 dollars on a MCR hoodie

im at home rn and have sensory issues with socks so none right now!

one, besides a body pillow

i don’t currently have one, but next year i think im going to start working at a water park during the summer

four, and by this i mean people who have my discord

i hit my friend once. this was from a year ago and i regret it a lot but i think it also helped me realize o have emotional issues and helped me regulate it in the future

vanilla, it’s simple but i really like the smell of it

atom, hyde, and ozzy

val/valentine, callie, erin

honestly i don’t watch enough movies to have one 😭 (it’s Mitchell cera)

same as last answer (it’s shelly duvall)

i do t think i have one specifically, but if i were to look like any celebrity it would be gerard way

the shining!!

my favorite manga is goodnight punpun, but my other favorite book would probably have to be call of the wild

i can’t pick,, can i go with heart?

people call me crow man, roxx, fitzy, crow and stuff like that :3

five times!

s/c/a/r/e/c/r/o/w by mcr, but i’m a quarterback by sorry mom, texas is forever by pierce the veil, birdcage blue and yellow by yaelokre, united states of whatever by liam lynch, dance dance by fall out boy, jesus of suburbia by green day, i hate myself and i want to die by nirvana, the weezer cover of no scrubs, bleed the freak by alice in chains

i have to take vitamin D bc i have extremely pale skin and never go outside X_x

i have EXTREMELY dry skin

i don’t like being alone and i don’t like wide open spaces

NONE!!! (ok maybe one)

i currently have a mullet but i have to hav my hair a bit shorter, but i almost always keep my hair down

i i live in a apartment complex, so pretty small

i i dont exactly have one,,

someone complimented my hair!

i was asking my dad if i could stop by his house tomorrow to pick something up

i think i was like, seven at the time

o like old Volkswagens and vans!

i might smoke a bit when im older, but if other people want to do it i dont have a problem with it, its their choice not mine.

im still in middle school :/

i wanna be an artist or musician!!!

i like suburbs better because i’ve always lived in suburbs so im more familiar with them

no???

yes, mostly on my arms and they are kinda faint right now because i haven’t been out in the sun

depends on where i am and who im with and who’s taking said photo

155

i go camping with my dad, so yes!

sometimes, depending on who i’m with and what they are

i i think Mcdonald’s, but i haven’t been in a while

ketchup

really any clothes (currently wearing a baggy shirt and jean shorts)

NOPE IM DYSLEXIC AS SHIT

i like to draw and i like to cosplay and i like to go to the woods and,,, that’s about all i can think on at the moment

yes!!

i play drums and clarinet very poorly

ive only been to one concert and that was a metallica concert

tea, coffee is too bitter for me

dunkin’, i like their bagels

uhm,, probably not :// i just don’t really see the point when you can just stay girlfriend boyfriend (also its expensive)

i don’t have a crush at the moment,,

YES MY LAST NAME IS BORING

i think red and black

uhm,,, not really!!

open!

YES I LOVE GHOST!!

quite people and slow walkers

i think my mom? idk i don’t call people often

mint chocolate chip!!

regular, i like the chocolate better

rainbow! i like the colors

it’s a shirt with a few parts of the human body on it and some biology stuff

nepeta leijon :3

im pretty out going depending on the situation!

YES I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE DO THAT!!

i hate them they almost burned down my apartment

nope, besides when im showering

no,, but i do have a think called late night euphoria which makes it seem like im high due to dopamine rushes i get at night

nah ://

some skittles

“the space in between insane and insecure” from jesus of suburbia

winter cuz that’s the only season i don’t have allergies

night because i feel like im more productive

dark chocolate is the best!!

my favorite month is october because that has halloween

virgo! (9/12)

i am honestly not sure cuz i haven’t cried in a while

[oreozfox]

Tumblr users who are going into college and planning to live in dorms, lemme tell yall something.

I currently have someone living in my suite who astounds me with her lack of regard for other people sleeping.

Before 8am, before me or my other suitemate were awake, she got in the shower and started blasting music. Now that her shower is done, she is standing in the bathroom talking loudly on a phone call.

This is the least of what she does.

I have had to get onto her several times for having friends over and talking loudly with the door open past 2am. Sometimes she FaceTimes in the bathroom at 6am for everyone to hear. She has brought such loud boys over that we've gotten noise complaints.

She is not an outlier. I have lived in two dorm buildings where people blast music, do extremely loud karaoke, and loudly scream at video games as late as 3am.

Going to college has made me realize how many ppl don't care abt the others around them, and no amount of complaints make them stop.

I am begging you not to be like those people. When you live in a dorm, stop and think about the time before you blast that song or get on a loud, on speaker phone call. College is hard. Sleep is important. Be considerate.

[mimikyuno]

what's a good vegan treat to give to a vegan woman i like in college, assuming it's easy to order anything on the internet? we are in the early stage of friendship, i think (just nice acquaintances for now)

omg!!!

you mean a treat that would impress her or just a casual snack you can offer her?

i’d say for casual snacks anything goes fr! so many popular snacks are already “accidentally” vegan as i like to call them, like oreos for example.

but if ur trying to impress her, i’d say make her something bc that’s always a winner when ur trying to impress someone you like, vegan or not.

tbh the best advice i can give is that being vegan is not as restrictive as you’d think! at least for vegans like me who do it for ethical/environmental/political reasons rather than those “healthy” vegans who eat only raw food or whatever they do idk lmao. i mostly eat the same foods i ate before going vegan, i just substitute (and i have learnt that tofu goes a long way).

i like maya and this guy on youtube! maya makes very very easy recipes and the other guy shares recipes that are originally vegan from various different cultures. i also like this instagram page, with lots of japanese vegan recipes! im italian so i must recommend carlotta, tho she speaks italian in her videos (now that i went to her profile to get the link i saw that her videos have english subs now tho! i dont rly use instagram anymore bc i hate it lol)

honestly don’t think too hard about it! think what treat you’d want to give her regardless of her being vegan and then see if u can find a way to veganize it or make smth similar without the non vegan ingredients! that’s how i approach my food, it’s all about being flexible and experimenting. my wife and i are super lazy and dont cook often and we always manage to eat yummy treats every day (we’re two foodies).

GOOD LUCK WITH THE GIRL!!! 🌱🩷

[gflscer]

🍄 : damn that river by Alice In Chains

🌪️: being productive

🌈: become a famous singer

🐚: pancakes without a doubt

☄️: Spanish

☁️: dirt by Alice In Chains or milo goes to college by the descendants

🌧️ : watch tv, maybe comfort show like twin peaks

🌸: sweet

✨: across the spider-verse even though I saw it like 4 days ago (I’m seeing it again on Sunday).

🍃: being funny

🍂: being unhygienic

🪐: night in

🌞: literally no idea

⚡️: Oreo icecream

🔥: twisted transistor by korn

🌼: definitely French fries

🌊: Costa Rica, I’ve already been but it’s my fav vacation spot

⭐️: bones

🌙: eragon

🌕: idk my ulta lip oil is nice

🎧: mil horas by Los abuelos de la nada, give you my all by juggler, it could happen to you by Ryo Fukui

✨: heaven or Las Vegas by the Cocteau twins

🦢: I was new to fandom spaces and made accounts for literally everything

🧚‍♀️: playing on my Xbox or pc

🧞‍♂️: I graduate in 5 days!

👒: I have an acne cream that does magic for my skin and I moisturize. That’s about it!

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[reefer-reelz-n-reviews]

Mermaids (1990)

Smoking: Cone

 

Hi All! It’s been a minute since I’ve done one of these. I was visiting one of my really good friends and we got to talking about it and she made me excited to do it all over again, so I’m back! Hopefully this time I stick to it 😂

I know I said I would never do a review on a movie again that I haven’t seen, but I can’t help it. I really want to watch it and I have my opportunity for my Reefer Reelz and Reviews. Also, have a kitten intently watching me type, so this should be interesting lol!

Opening scene, swim race. Something I did in my youth! So can already relate to the movie, which is nice. I will say I could do without hearing that breath so clearly as she resurfaces. Look at that baby Christina Ricci!! So little 🥹

Once again, I can relate to this movie, well in theory anyway. Cher moves cross county after a break up and I almost did once. I’m in Texas and I almost moved to San Diego California after a break up. Too small of a town and I didn’t want to see him, settled for going to college further south still in Texas.

Now the kitten is trying to chew on the laptop. Oh boy.

We follow a young Winona Ryder as she goes to look at the convent near her new home. She’s obsessed with becoming a nun when her family is Jewish. Most likely from seeing her mother go through men never finding happiness. She walks through this BEAUTIFUL arch way. I just wanna go to this convent, it looks so peaceful and stunning. She runs into the guys she’s falling in love with and stalks him for a minute before he notices her.

WR’s crush is driving the school bus. Cher, her mom gives her a hard time “Why Charlotte I do believe you’re blushing.” WR is sitting all the way in the back of the bus on the way to school, then on the way back he starts to talk to her. Then she basically makes a date with him. Keep in mind he is 26 and she’s still in high school.

In this new town Cher has met the wonderful Bob Hoskins and it seems like she might be getting in her new relationship. I think this one might work out for her. He seems like a sweet enough guy. At least for right now. They have a cute interaction at parent teacher night.

Enter CR with a pumpkin on her head walking around growling, falls on the floor after growling Rachel 😂

How creepy would it be if you were like trying to be super religious and wanting to become a nun, and the first man you fell for and kissed you were being stared at by these statues of disciples. Like creeeeeepy. Now she thinks she’s the next Virgin Mary and had like a mental break and drove her mom’s car till out of gas to this family’s house and just like inviting herself in.

Snack time. Left over goulash, biscuits and an oreo cupcake 🤤

All she did was kiss the guy, and she went to a doctor to see if she’s pregnant.

Oh boy.. Cher is pushing BH away and then goes and kisses the guy that WR is in love with. Gets caught by WR and turns into a whole thing.

Starting to have a bad feeling about what’s coming next. Underage drinking and heights. Not a good mix, or the fact that there’s a lake and the youngest likes to swim….

So as to not give away everything if you haven’t seen the movie, I will just leave it at that.

Plus, I got distracted with the rest of the movie to remember to type 😅

I really have no idea why this is called Mermaids, other than Cher dressing up as one for Halloween, and the youngest liking to swim.. I mean I guess, probably named movies over less connection. *shrug*

Hope you enjoyed this week’s review.

-RRR

[swallowedsound]

yellow pears

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At Aguilar Grocery and Deli. The glass door entrance plastered with signage and stickers, mostly cigarette brands and NO SMOKING and PUSH and WE ACCEPT EBT, posed towards the ninety-degree angle of the street-corner, where the blacktop slopes towards the drain. Note the little patch on the corner of the drain, with the smiling cartoon fish notifying the onlooker that the drain runs to the river to the sea. Two concrete steps lead up to the glass door into Aguilar Grocery and Deli, underneath the red awning with the name in bold white, smeared with streaks of the city, as the city does. Underneath: GROCERY • DELI • ICE CREAM • CIGARETTE & CIGAR • ATM & EBT • BREAKFAST • SODA • CANDY. Wrought-iron railings on either side of the steps. The sky is blue today. The clouds reflect off of the windows. The window facing the northbound street is packed with boxes: smiling produce and branded water bottles and Coke and Pepsi. Competing retailers. The window facing the westbound street is pasted over with brightly-colored sandwich options.

Inside Aguilar Grocery and Deli. The bell over the door is sleigh bells, from a box in the attic of Mrs. Hernandez, who teaches general music at Franklin Elementary School and divorced her husband three years ago and lives just down the block in the little townhouse with all the potted plants outside it and the uncontrollable ivy up and down her storm drain. Inside the house of Mrs. Hernandez is a hoard of Stuff and Things that she can’t bear to get rid of if she doesn’t know where it’s going, which is why she gave the Aguilars her sleigh bells, because now when she goes into the store she knows her sleigh bells are being put to good use. Slay bells, says Tomás, who quirks his hand just so whenever he says it and grins at Naysha, who gets it, Tomás, we get it.

Sorry. Inside Aguilar Grocery and Deli. Boom box behind the counter, first of all, with an extendable antenna for the radio station. From Shawn Stewart’s college yard sale, Everything Must Go! from like, a decade ago. Mr. Aguilar doesn’t like to have parental guidance warnings in his store so it’s tuned quietly to family friendly 96.3 WFXO, slowly teaching Naysha all the top Latin pop hits. She sits on a stool behind the cash register and lets the fan turn awkwardly toward her every few seconds and blow her hair away from her face. In front of her the plastic screen is stacked and glued with a tower of different candies on one side and a cigarette mosaic on the other, and then for sale, they’re layered deep behind her. Concrete floor under her – the stool grates against it horribly.

The counter is to the left of the door, the ATM nudged triangular into the corner between them. On the right the freezer, all bags of ice and red-clad polar bears. More things that whir. White noise. Then the ice cream cooler, and then the soda cooler. The store deepens along the westbound street. Naysha’s right arm, the one with the brace on it, faces north, and she looks to the west, deep towards the kitchen at the back. The counter extends like an L along the southside wall, and then the gate drops a step down into the store. That’s where the fridges start: milk, eggs, cheese, dairy, ice cream pints, then frozen veggies and fruit, and frozen pizzas and pizza rolls. The center of the store: a rack of cans, cereal, granola bars, the bakery. The Fakery! Tomás says brilliantly. It’s all micro-plastic laden breads and donuts and cookies. But Naysha does have a soft spot, weirdly, for Smoreos. S’mores oreos. She used to keep a pack behind the counter to share with Tomás on the rare days they worked together. It was always a dangerous combination. They weren’t very productive.

Sorry. Inside Aguilar Grocery and Deli. Beside the dry items and the Fakery rack, the produce counter. Mr. Aguilar gets the shipment every morning and loads it fresh. Gala and Fuji and Granny Smith apples, and Bartlett pears, and peaches that go fast. They don’t keep berries but they do have bananas and avocados and corn on the cob and tomatoes and lots of pepper varieties. Naysha doesn’t feel too bad stealing a pear every Friday to wash and eat behind the counter, soft grain of the texture on her tongue and the skin breaking under her teeth. She doesn’t get out of the city very much. She imagines that the fan is the breeze between the orchard trees, that the light coming through the door is filtered through the leaves, that the ache in her shoulders from practice only last week – was that only last week? – is from climbing trees, that the confining brace is just a basket, full of pears and apples and peaches, that the smell from the kitchen in the back is just the farmhouse, like Papa’s in there cooking eggs and hash browns and chilaquiles, just drifting over to her out the window from the back porch.

Kitchen in the back: Jose-Luis works back there on the morning shift Tuesdays-Fridays, and Stefanie works in the evenings on Thursday-Sundays, and Naysha rarely sees Carolina, who very quietly does Saturday-Monday mornings and doesn’t say much of anything to anyone but her scrambled eggs are the fluffiest out of all four of them, including Mr. Aguilar.

The farm is the pipe dream. Tomás grew up there before his mother moved them all to the city to live with Mr. Aguilar, Tomás’s uncle, to take care of their mother in her shriveled golden years as her brain rotted in the confines of her little old skull. Naysha grew up in the city and rarely traveled outside, and when she did it was on the train to competitions, watching the trees blur by and gripping her duffel bag in the other. In the little green suburbs outside of the city when she was young she smelled the grass and the trees and the flowers and watched the bees outside the gyms she had the meets at.

She only ever won gold once, when she was in tenth grade. That was the honeymoon period with Tomás as her brand new shiny best friend, just after he came out, when the ancient matriarch Aguilar was coasting, before her brain really began to shut down. She had good teachers that year, and Eddie and her were beginning to figure out how to coach and how to be coached, respectively, and her grades were high. That was the year she won gold in February, the year that Tomás and both of her parents and Naomi all came to the meet out in Allentown and she landed solid after the uneven bars and heard her family explode in the stands.

In Pittsburgh she didn’t place in the top ten, but she’d at least made it to States. “You have next year,” Tomás said, putting an arm around her shoulders. “You’re only gonna get better.”

Maybe she had. It was difficult to tell. These days in Division I gymnastics she barely scrapes by. She likes to think that she’s getting better every day, that the competition is just stiff, that she’s cleared the path before her of detritus, that she can see each brick in the road, the white mortar, the cut it clears through the haze around it.

She fumbles with the brace on her arm. As if the farm was the only pipe dream. The wind in the trees and the basket on the ground and the grass under her bare legs, maybe a dress and the skin on her shoulders dark with sun. And not the city-sun either, the one that glanced off the asphalt like a bullet and boiled through her skin and lungs like a burn, but the country-sun, the one that Tomás always described so lovingly, the one that embraced the clouds like dear friends, the one that grew the corn and the apples and the rows of zinnias and the daisies and the yellow roses.

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Fooding experiments!

(TW: Discussion of food and nutrition)

So I took a CME course on nutrition from the American College of Lifestyle Medicine, and I liked some of the ideas for eating slightly healthier, so I'm a-gonna try some! It's basically going to be eat-less-animal-product-and-more-plant-product stuff.

(Note/disclaimers: I am a big non-fan of orthorexia; I have the same mistrust-to-scorn for the dieting-and-extremist-yoga-juicing-guru industry as I do for anti-vaxxers. The healthier and least sin-and-virtue-oriented a person's relationship to food is, the better. Also note: I have the privilege of never having had to worry about weight or body image issues, so use appropriate grains of salt. My decisions are only right for me for who I am as a person. Also note: I am a medical professional.)

Anyway, I decided to add some new food items to my repertoire! Some will be additions, and some I'm going to see if they work as substitutions.

-I've had tofu and tempeh before (not something that I preference when ordering, but also not anything that grossed me out). But I never learned how to cook them, so I never bought them for my fridge. I decided I didn't want to mess with the whole press-your-tofu situation, so I got some silken tofu to put in my smoothies instead-of-or-in-addition-to-yogurt (I'll report back if I like it), and some tempeh to use as a meal protein. Also got some cornstarch because apparently that makes these things crispy when you fry them.

-Got some dried-seaweed snacks and edamame for snacking. These are things I already know I like.

-Got some pre-made seaweed salad. I think I've had it before, and I remember liking the texture even though it's not one of my normal expected food-textures. I'll probably make some sesame-ginger marinated tempeh and have those for dinner sometime, I think that should work.

-I bought oat milk. Never bought a non-dairy milk before. Anyway, I'm gonna see if I like it in my tea instead of half-and-half. I got the "extra-creamy" version. I suspect I'll eventually go back to half-and-half (though I've never tried oat milk before so who knows!), but let's see what happens.

-Got some mixed greens for salads, even though I've been trying to eat more salads for years and usually the greens end up wilting uneaten in my fridge. I suspect this pattern will not change anytime soon, but I'm going to continue giving myself the opportunity.

-I got some pre-made tuna salad for sandwiches. Maybe some of the greens will make it onto those too.....

-I also re-upped my requisite ice cream and oreos and bought a pre-made pound cake. And the pre-made curry chicken salad looked good too, so I got some of that even though the overall goal is to reduce the amount of chicken and beef and stuff that I usually eat. Because reduction is not the same thing as elimination.

-I also got some ricotta cheese, because my zucchini plant in my garden is making squash blossoms, and I hear they taste good stuffed and fried. Planning to chop up some parsley and maybe oregano from my garden, make a ricotta stuffing, and fry them up as they arrive. I'm trying to make sure this zucchini plant survives long enough to make female flowers (unlike multiple previous attempts) so I can actually grow zucchini, but even if it doesn't....at least I'll get something out of it this time. -I was actually surprised that buying all of these snooty plant-foods as additions to my usual grocery list actually cost around the same as a normal grocery store visit. And that's even with buying a few new multi-use items like pre-made marinades (for the tempeh). Was not expecting that.

Anyway, let's see how it goes!

[cellist-97]

Bo is 13 and known for her long, screaming meows, taking up more than half the bed, and putting her butt in my face when I'm sleeping. Some of my favorite Bo stories:

-She got so mad when i left for college that she peed on me when i came home from my first semester.

-traveling with her is difficult. She usually cries the first 2 hours of a car ride then goes into an empty room at the destination and cries for another hour :( I'm glad I don't have to put her through that anymore.

-One of my favorite memories of her is from 10 years after she was found in the woods, when she sat on my lap for the first time on New Year's Eve 2020. I took a very blurry picture in the dark.

-I also like the video I took of her jumping into the TV (showing chipmunks) a few weeks ago

-she watches leaves blow around out the window in the fall. She also likes to watch birds, but there aren't any visible perch spots from my windows. I did just get a bird feeder to put up for her so hopefully she'll like that

-Every time I have tortilla chips she has to lick the salt off. I let her do this to a goldfish a bit ago but instead of licking it she chomped it and ate the whole cracker in 2 bites

-she attacks light reflections anywhere they are, including the window curtains. Her scratches have customized them.

-The two human foods she really goes crazy for are butter and oreo cakesters. The second was quite a surprise to me.

-she's just a really good girl and i like her a lot

This is her favorite window

tell me about your cats pls 🥹

[atinylittlepain]

SAWEEET BABY JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH! THE DBF!JOEL WEILURHWLEIRHWEIRWE! That was incredible! Could we have oneshot of the lead up to them fucking in Joel's truck? 👀👀👀👀😍😍😍😍😍

hahahahahah wooh! i'm glad you asked - here is the ooey gooey middle of the Ride It oreo cookie, enjoy :)

Let's Take a Ride

No-outbreak!Joel Miller x f!reader

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warnings | 18+ smutty language, dbf!Joel, age gap

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“Aren’t you cold, honey?” Truthfully, she is, barefoot in the gravel of the highway shoulder, her heels tossed into the backseat a while ago, in nothing but the short dress she had gone out in. But Joel’s gaze is warming her up just fine.

“I’m ok, Joel. Thank you for coming to get me.” He sighs, stepping closer to inspect the flat on her back tire, letting out a low whistle as he kneels down to take a closer look.

“More than a flat tire. The whole rim is busted. Just how fast were you going?” She flushes hard under his pointed look. So maybe she had been speeding when she accidentally hit a curb. But mistakes happen, right?

“Um, I don’t know?” He huffs, getting up from his kneeling position with a groan and wiping his hands off on his jeans. He cocks his head at her, crossing his broad arms over his chest. She swallows hard at the flex of his biceps.

“You been drinking tonight, honey?” When all she offers him in response is an anxious smile, he clicks his tongue, shaking his head.

“I’m not drunk. I had a drink with some friends. It’s not like that’s a crime. I am of age, y’know.”

“Oh, believe me, I know.” Her brow furrows at his sighed out words. What’s that supposed to mean?

“Are you telling me you got all dressed up like that just for some friends, honey?” That question shocks her silent, and he chuckles at her slack expression, stepping closer until she can feel the heat radiating off him. He lets a single finger skate along the neckline of her dress before hooking it under one of the straps, tugging her in until she’s pressing her palms against his solid chest to stop herself from stumbling.

“Tell me this, honey. Why’d you call me, of all people, to come help you?” She can smell lingering whiskey on his breath. He’s been around her dad’s house enough times for her to know he likes a nightcap, a little hit of warmth to end the day. That mixed with the scent of him - cedar and sweat, and smoke from the cigarette habit he swears he’s trying to break - is sending her mind into a haze, and she’s finding it hard to answer his question.

“Because, um– because you– um–” He chuckles again, cutting off her mumbling with a wicked crook of a grin on his face.

“It’s alright, honey. You can just say it, huh? I know what you want.” Is this really happening?

“You– you do?” He nods, bringing his other hand to tilt her chin up, keeping her gaze on his.

“You think I haven’t noticed? Can practically feel you burning a hole through my back with the way you look at me, honey. What a sweet little thing like you wants with an old man like me is beyond me.” The finger he kept hooked in the strap of her dress is running the arc of it, back and forth, back and forth, the graze of his skin against hers making her shiver.

“You’re not that old.” That makes him laugh, his eyes crinkling up and his smile broadening at her.

“Don’t think I’m too old for you?” Albeit hesitantly, she shakes her head no.

“Think you can handle me, honey? Bet I ride a little different than them college boys of yours.” Her stomach twists at the implication of his words, and she thinks she’d melt on the spot if he wasn’t still firmly holding her chin in place.

“I can handle it.” She tries to sound as confident as possible, but her voice still ends up coming out a bit meek, almost a whine. Joel just grins, dipping his head down to nose along her cheek, his lips finding the shell of her ear. The low drawl of his words goes straight through her, pooling heat in her core.

“We’ll see about that, honey. Why don’t you be a dear and open that car door for me. We’re gonna take a little ride together.”