#oreo's answers

[breezyluna]

i made this awhile ago because the audio reminded me of him for some reason and Im realizing I can post this here

[shr1mply-here]

*runs back in with a whole box of oreo candycanes* HERE, HAVE THESE!!!!! ^w^

Huh—?

Oh, Candycanes! That’s cool I guess, thanks for the candy sucker-

[fi6nd]

Lolol, you need to just go. Get off this site. You are just a third wheel and you will never be considered a bestie. You are hurting other people's mental health. You got them to ditch someone they were with.

okay, so this is gonna be long and unformatted because i don't have to worry about my dyslexia for this shit. if there's errors, there's errors.

i've purposely been vague about what happened because it wasn't my story to tell in full, but since i have permission from @thr0whands, we're going to air out all of it because this is getting fucking exhausting since you're targeting me of all people who had nothing to do with your original fight with pearl.

buckle up.

so this shit really started sometime last year when evie joined the fandom (yeah, namedrop because i'm fucking tired). i was immediately blocked which is fine, but she told friends of mine that it was because of someone who had abused me years prior. okay, whatever cool.

however, i was suddenly followed by one of her blogs (i probably still have the email notification if you need it). thought it was weird, realized that the abuser i mentioned probably had her spying on me. but whatever, nothing to hide. i'm just vibing. until said person attacked a friend of mine by playing victim in a mistake that she made instead of taking accountability and moving on.

this resulted in a lot of behind the scenes bullshit that i won't get into because it isn't really part of the whole thing. but it boils down to the person admitted to me in asks (which i still have) that she had sent evie to keep tabs on me... in a fandom that this person knew nothing about.

THIS IS WHY EVIE WAS DITCHED. BECAUSE SHE WAS CAUGHT USING PEOPLE TO SPY ON MY BLOGS BECAUSE SOMEONE WHO HAD REALLY DONE A NUMBER ON MY MENTAL HEALTH ASKED HER TOO.

now on to bunny. this one truly wasn't my story to tell, and i wasn't involved until you dumbfucks involved me in it with anons. like? how stupid can you be.

bunny and @thr0whands were literally best friends. however, bunny admitted to pearl that she had feelings for pearl. pearl felt overwhelmed and asked her to take a step back and give her space for just a little bit. just space. not asking to end the friendship, not asking to remove her from her life, nothing.

however, bunny decided to go fatal attraction and spam call pearl who was at work and had told her that she couldn't talk. bunny proceeded to leave a voicemail that confessed how in love with pearl she was and begging to know "why are you doing this to me". it freaked pearl the fuck out.

bunny then decided to go to @sparklebelt and lie to her, not realizing that the three of us are really close. so oreo let us know that bunny was claiming that she and pearl had been together, that they were in a long distance relationship, and that her "online girlfriend" had dumped her. her instagram started filling up with creepy breakup shit.

that is when pearl made the decision to block her.

but, mox, why bring evie up? glad you asked. bunny had apparently told pearl that she was done with evie, wanted nothing to do with her because of the way evie had treated the two of us. evie had gotten really close to pearl and it had turned out to be bullshit and then had stolen from both of us when she got blocked.

turns out, bunny was lying about that too. immediately she was suddenly besties with evie again. leaving us wondering how much of what bunny said was truth and how much of it was bullshit so that evie could keep tabs.

need receipts? all three of us have them.

now onto the "bestie" bullshit. @sparklebelt and i have known each other for almost a decade. we're planning a meet up this fall. we talk every fucking day. we have each other on facebook. just because you don't see us on the dash all the time, doesn't mean shit.

@thr0whands is one of my best friends. we talk everyday, scream about anything and everything, and have talked about meeting up if i ever make it back to canada to visit my sister. we've even talked about the trio of us meeting up at some point when time and funds allow.

why am i now telling you all of this?

because the only power you have is our silence. and you don't get that anymore. you two aren't even in the fandom anymore unless you're hiding under new names and convincing people you're the victims.

so, kindly, fuck all the way off.

[amber-tortoiseshell]

I'd like to submit Cassie for the white spotting tournament! She has a lovely mullet and spots. She is a very oddly-shaped cat who does not quite know how to cat, her cat body language is very odd and hard for other cats to understand. She loves her little brother very much. We love her dearly. Oreo is also great, but I wasn't sure if I should submit more than one. I can submit him too, if you'd like!

I can count this as a submission for both, but you can send more pics anytime!

[sharingoreozwithbeelfox]

Request if you want

Mc waking up in the celestial realm finding out they are in the brothers past they can see them but they cant see MC but Simeon can see MC.

So this ask is... over a year old. I am so sorry! I hope you're still around to enjoy!

It's so strange to see Lucifer in the Celestial Realm, with six wings instead of four, talking so freely with Michael, and Simeon, and, well... everyone. This may be your first time seeing him without walls up, and you can't even speak to that side of him yourself.

And there's Mammon, right at his side, unashamed of his admiration of his big brother. You can see it in his eyes. He's a great big brother in his own right, too. You've always known that, but it's nice to see him wrangling Beel, Belphie, and Lilith with a familiar exasperated tone, but a deep fondness in his eyes. Mammon has always loved his siblings.

It breaks your heart to see that Leviathan was insecure even back then. He watches Mammon rounding up the youngest siblings, smiling, but you can see the sadness in his eyes, the same sorrowful glint you sometimes see when he speaks of his time as a general, as a war hero in the Celestial Realm even before the Great War. This time, though, you can't hug him.

You would know Asmo's tone of voice anywhere. You find him defending his latest outing to go party the night away among humans. This time, though, you can't tell Raphael to lighten up, playfully or otherwise.

Poor Beel looks so bored guarding the gates in between escapades with Belphie and Lilith. Normally when he sits with that listless expression, you sit down to talk with him, but you can't do that now.

Eventually, you see Belphie sneaking off to go play among the humans, and you can't so much as ask him to be careful.

The only angel you can speak to is Simeon, who locks eyes with you and blinks, cocking his head.

"Hm? I've never seen you before."

Maybe you have time to tell him everything, but should you? Do you spare him by coming up with a lie, or do you admit to being from the future, and give him some sound advice?

"Enjoy your time with Lucifer, and never give up on him. Never give up on any of them. Change is coming."

[fymo-blogs]

hi! could you do a dessert stimboard ?

Mhm!

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Dessert stimboard

Requested by: @barrymalarry

[bed-wed-behead-your-fave]

Oreos from Mondelez International

[sakiii-leoneed]

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what the fuck !

[anxiousgaypanicking]

When is the next chapter of Oreo👉👈

im not exactly sure! ive been randomizing what i work on (literally with a randomizer wheel) with the only stipulation being my fics will at least be 3 posting schedules spaced out. oreo just hasnt come back up yet!

it wont be tomorrow, and it wont be next week - that i know. but i dont know when it will be, because i dont find out until im about to work on it!

however, its not abandoned!!!! in fact, the next chapter is completely planned out beat-for-beat! its just not written yet!!

[asanjou]

What was Goro’s relationship with Kagami’s dad?? 😳

Imagine getting banned from Tumblr for saying what Masato Mishima did to Riku Kagami

[atopvisenyashill]

Since it's summer and hot as fuck what ice cream, smoothie, and popsicle flavors would asoiaf characters like?

first of all yes it IS hot as fuck my god i have to walk like a mile to work (and a mile back obviously) and it always feel like so much longer because i'm walking along a busy street that has NO FUCKING TREES it's hell, there is never any goddamn cloud coverage, i smell so fucking bad by the time I get to work alksjdf

ANYWAYS.

Sansa - obvious answer here is something lemony, I think she'd really like a nice, sweet lemon sorbet

Arya - arya actually also likes lemons, but given she's younger and also Siblings Don't Like Copying Each Other, i think she'd like orange creamsicle stuff. like you know that new wendy's frosty? i think she'd bankrupt ned eating those

Robb - robb is a good boy and he likes rocky road because it's an easy flavor that everyone has no matter where they go but it's also Not A Boring Flavor so he doesn't look like a square

Theon - theon will tell everyone that he really likes pistachio ice cream (because nuts, yes he does always make ball jokes) but in actuality he's a lil instagram girlie and he goes fucking wild for those delicate flower flavored things like lavender, rose, hibiscus, etc, and no one but robb and sansa know

Tyrion - he strikes me as a rum flavor guy, I remember him commenting a lot on the taste of the ales and beers and how he likes them a lil thick, so I bet he'd love a thick rum ice cream smoothie that you gotta go crazy on the straw with

Stannis - he likes french vanilla. sometimes he adds a cherry.

Davos - this is me projecting but since he grew up poor, i'm giving him part of my grandma's life (lmao) where the Local Sweet Shop lets his mom bring home leftovers so he hates most common flavors now bc that was dinner BUT he goes ham on a regional flavor. you know like the superman flavor in the midwest or tiger tail in canada, hokey pokey in i think australia? something like that that's a swirl of three really weird flavors

Shireen - she goes for sundaaaaaes baby, she loves getting funky with it with Patchface. Every time they go in one of those ice cream shops where you can add a million toppings, she loses her mind and spends like $40 for the two of them

Brienne - Butterscotch and she gets so self conscious whenever people are like "isn't that just caramel" NO there's an important flavor difference!

Catelyn - something maple flavored that was really easy to get in the riverlands but because they don't have that sort of tree in the north, it's a rare treat.

[sharingoreozwithbeelfox]

Hello I got a Lucifer brings the Apocalypse if you want to...

So it set after OM and NB and MC is sent to the future in their own realm where stange occurences are happening and the world is not what it used to be.. a knock on the door and Simeon and Raphael are there.

"The end is coming, we dont want our family to fight, you need to stop Lucifer or Michael will."

Finally getting a chance to reply! This is such a good premise for a fic! If you're still around to answer, I wonder what Lucifer has done? Honestly I'm not sure if you're telling me your own idea, or if you want me to come up with a scenario myself. Please let me know! I'll throw out some ideas just i case!

Maybe he or his brothers have had a falling out with Diavolo, and Lucifer isn't going to let Diavolo come between him and his brothers again.

Maybe Lucifer has a newfound desire to exact revenge on his father, or perhaps even Michael, for everything he and his brothers have been through.

Maybe he's been cursed. Either way, I'd say we're in for an incredible battle between some of the most powerful beings in the three realms.

No matter the cause, I think Lucifer will be thinking of his brothers the entire time, but I'd say his brothers aren't enough to stop him (either bc he won't listen, or they're siding with him). That's why Simeon and Raphael need your help. I would suggest enlisting Solomon to keep everyone at bay.

[kawareo]

ive been pronouncing your name ka-wa-ray-o but after seeing the wario post i cant stop saying kawario 😭 i dont think i can stop

... Oh no

[your-internet-friend]

Some puppy photos for you all!!

ouppy .. :))!!

[mushroompollution]

What exactly happened with Echo?

mm.. Vincent and Oz both told me that she died, but they didn't really say how. i'm sorry.

(( okay Leo can't answer this IC but I can try to explain a little OOC. especially since it's going to be a little while before this comes up in canon and ai just glossed over it in my Plot zbsjwjs

so, there are actually 3 personalities in her. Noise, Echo, and Doldee. Noise is actually the original Contractor. she's a Baskerville, but her Chain had possessed her and made her go on a rampage, so she'd been locked in a cellar. where Vincent found her.

Doldee is her Chain, and has the power to control other people with puppet strings. because it's so powerful and so taxing on Noise's mind and soul, it can also create a false personality inside her to essentially absorb the psychological damage of what she does, which can be disposed of at any time.

over time though, Noise started losing her mind anyway. she became obsessed with Vincent and uncontrollably violent and hateful. because that's how he acts and he encouraged it.

Echo was one of those false personalities. but she lasted much longer than she was supposed to. people like Oz began treating her like a real person, and she developed more of a sense of self and personality because of it.

Noise gets. extremely jealous of Ada. or Doldee does? at some point, Noise's mind went completely, and by the time she follows Vincent into the past, she's being completely controlled by her Chain. she's so upset that Vincent isn't acting like himself and tries to kill him.

and Echo fights back against the Chain that created her. not just to save Vincent, but also to save what's left of Noise's mind and soul, freeing her from Doldee in their death together.

it's really powerful aside from the whole jealous lover thing. Vincent and Ada already is an Ick to me (except like. in the beginning. when she traumatized him with her witchcraft interest I'm sorry that was PEAK comedy. but from this part on its just. a different ramble, sorry) and also just. the timing of it. made me just kind of go. okay. that meme of the girl explaining to her mom (I'm the mom)

[localceilingdevil]

Your art is fucking beautiful ♥️

thank you!! this means so much to me 😭 i try my best i really do <33 even if i post silly scugs most of the time BAHAJDF