#ouchie owie

[catocappuccino]

Silly-beings

[atieflingbard]

Perhaps, a lifetime ago, we were soulmates. I feel it in my bones, every time I look at you. But my heart longs for another. Imagine my surprise at myself, a bhaalspawn who fell in love— not once, but twice. Everything about the feeling, even now, is so foreign, so wrong. I know it’s not what I was made to be.

Even though I’m not the person I was before I lost my memories, and maybe the passion between us has changed— you cannot deny that I care about you, and for you.

You cannot say that I’ve never done anything for you.

I’ve defied my very reason for existing for you.

[maryvioletique7708]

Good news, I’m really back online.

Bad news, I’m sick :’D

[soapkaars]

I need this to straighten my back

[transbeeduo]

Alright chat rest of the drawings tomorrow because my legs hurt a LOT rn

[lazarus-james]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Gran Turismo (2023) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jann Mardenborough/Jack Salter Characters: Jann Mardenborough, Jack Salter Additional Tags: Dreams, time travel?, Angst, IM SOBBING, im sorry, your honor theyre in love, Im actually sick, Jann would do anything for Jack, This Is Not The Happy Ending You're Looking For Summary:

Jann's dream feels strangely real.

[giftwrappedmochi]

He... he bit me! I feel betrayed 😿

Now he's blocking the TV 😡😡

[crowtatoes]

me, a fool: "sure i'm a little hungry but i just need to do this one thing then i will go get my snack"

me, 30 minutes later, standing up and receiving every single status condition at once:

[stabbyfoxandrew]

🕊️ WIP Wednesday (4/24) 🕊️

I've just crawled out of the depression pit only to be hit dead on with the damn werewolf curse. :/ So... Let's be chill this week. I might take extra later on, but for now one each please. Choose wisely! ;)

1. Vampire Andrew AU 2. Guardian Angel Neil AU 3. Mafia Front Restaurant AU 4. Arsonist Neil / Firefighter Andrew AU *click the links for masterposts for each au!

Here’s some Angel Neil (Part 170):

"This whole thing wouldn’t have happened if I weren’t…” Neil trails off and he starts to chew on his thumb. 

Andrew gives him a look. "If you weren’t...?”

“Here.” Neil says, then he looks unbelievably sad.

"What are you saying?"

"I'm saying that maybe I should go back to watching you from a distance like I’m supposed to.”

Panic catches Andrew's heart with both hands and for a horrible moment, he forgets how to breathe. Neil can’t leave him. He can’t.

“No. Stay here with me.” Andrew insists, cutting off whatever Neil is trying to say. The angel startles slightly at the urgency of Andrew’s words, then looks over at him. He seemingly stares straight through to Andrew’s soul with those damn eyes of his. And, for a few terrifying seconds, Andrew’s afraid he’ll disappear. Just like his knife. 

But finally, Neil opens his mouth.

[justsomerandomgay]

ouchie

[turpotypo]

like eight or nine years of following these guys's careers and supporting them and what do I receive ..... a paywalled streaming service .......

[thedevotionaltour]

[naomiknight-17]

I fucked up

That'll teach me to listen to spooky podcasts while I do chores

[anonymocha]

If my teeth keep hurting I will make another, even worse, increasingly deranged, and infinitely more self-indulgent, ToothPocket fic because JESUS CRISPIES OW MY GUMS YEOOWCCHH

[soapkaars]

This damn street is completely covered in mashed conkers which means that if you’re walking with your head in the clouds (me) you will step into one of these mashes and fall down very efficiently. Oh well, at least my pride was the most hurt

[marvin-falsettos]

dad im really pissed off at jaosn and i got sad and started having a falashback can i come over? sry

-🪐

Fuck— Yeah of course. I won't ask about it. Come on sweetheart <3