#ouhhh colour

[bronzebluemind]

It’s been 0 weeks since the World Cup finale, 12 weeks to go until sgp and 34 or 35 weeks to go until next season.

(depending on whether the fis games will take place or not)

[bbrissonn]

what are some small things about cami??

what car does she drive

her fav color, silver or gold, night owl or morning bird, just like some small things ynow!

ouhhh okay so i feel like she doesnt have her license yet just because soccer has always been her focus yk

her fav colour would be like a vrey light purple, almost pink

i feel like she's both a night owl and a morning bird since she's always going back and forth from spain to the usa, so that 6 hours time difference fucks her up so bad

she's a very organized person, so everything she does is to. like she always had a schedule for when she does something, and when she does it.

[chocoperrito]

Your creativity + talent is honestly so refreshing to see, I love your artstyle and eye for colour co-ordination !!

I have a question about your artstyle though ! How long did it take to get comfortable in the one you have? It's one my all time favourites i've ever seen, how many different styles have you gone through until now? ଘ(੭˵ˊ꒳ˋ˵)੭

- 🫀🐻 Bearnon °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

ouhhh , I like doing different things , I draw how I want in the moment , but I think(?) my way of coloring , shading and detailing remains the same usually !! It took aaages to get remotely comfortable with how I draw though , I never really had a point where I was super happy with things I made xT /lh !!

a looong time ago I hadn't even colored lines !! and then I had a really bright and toony(?) style , after that , my style became reeeeally weird n cutesy .. I mostly drew humans there ..

I quite like how I do things now though , even if I struggle with anatomy , posing , etc etc , drawing however i want is fuuun ~

[blackfangedreaper]

HOUSEMATES

Summary: Episode 1

Pairings: Luffy x black!fem!reader

Warning: cursing, character crossover, grammatical errors.

Tags: @closet-degenerate @luffyinlove @iin0va @avaricious-hoe @sanjisblackasswife @audreys-works

Note: Characters are aged up/down and within the range; 20-30.

The first person to make an appearance was a halfcut, average height, built male. A scowl present on his plump lips as he entered the villa. He made his way towards two center tables; one larger than the other, right by the crashing waves of the beach, a tray of champagne flutes and an ice box that contained two champagne bottles entering his vision. He picked one up before taking in the view of the huge villa he was now going to be staying in. "Everyone's late." He sighed, humming a little at the taste of the champagne. The screen then switched to his interview scene.

"Why am i here again?" He asked perplexed, clicking his tongue before he crossing his arms. His french accent highlighting his words. A transition then occured, showing his name in bright neon colours.

Levi ackerman- 30, French.

Likes: peace and quiet.

Hates: people (in general) and disloyalty.

"Usually when people first see me they think 'unapproachable'. They're right. I never did like socialising. I'm more of a lone wolf kinda man but if i think you're interesting enough, then I'll try my best not to look annoyed at you." He said flashing a smirk at the camera before it flicked back to the meet up area.

The next people to enter were two orange haired women one slightly ginger than the other. The tanned woman had her hand linked with the light skinned woman as they made their way towards the slightly empty area. The ginger waving at levi.

"Omg! Hi!" Levi who waved back ushering them to the table and pouring a glass for them. "Welcome, here have a drink." The other woman nodded thanking him before looking around.

She had big brown eyes, full eyelashes and pink plump lips. Her orange hair glinting under the lounge lights. She had on an orange bikini with brown short shorts that brought out her curves. Sporting a windmill and tangerine tattoo on her shoulder.

"To be honest i'm only doing this for the money- i mean the friends I'll make along the way." She smiled not knowing her eyes were betraying the statement she made as they donned dollar signs.

Nami bell-mere- 24, swedish

Likes: tangerines, gossip and money.

Hates: being broke and sharing.

"I get a phone call from a woman named De saying 'oh! You're invited to the hottest dating show in the world; wild love.' And i was like 'what? No!' But immediately she told me that i get to stay on an island and win money i flew over here faster than she could say 'welcome'."

The other woman matched with nami but with a cream bikini and brown short shorts. Her curly ginger hair falling down her shoulders. Her dark brown eyes darting to the champagne almost immediately.

"Ouhhh is this róse? I like it! Do you have more?" She said sipping from the champagne flute that she wouldn't to let go of.

Kaia ikae- 24, Japanese/african

Likes: writing, grape cotton candy and sleeping

Hates: Assignments, interruption of her naps and nova not really.

"Please! I think putting me on an island filled with hot men is a bad idea! Trust me i am ready for some action. Time to put on my irresistible charm cause tonight is the night baby!"

"You both look wonderful. I'm levi." He introduced, bringing up a hand to shake them. Kaia giggled commenting on his 'hot' accent to which she received a low chuckle.

"Born and raised in france."

"No way! I've always dreamt of going there, care to take me there sometime? I'm kaia by the way." She said beaming while eyeing levi up and down. This man was delicious, she doesn't know if she'll be able to control her self for much longer especially when she was going to be here a months.

"Haha i'm in danger." She exhaled sharply biting her lips.

"Anytime chérie and you are?" He asked looking at the other woman who seemed lost in thought while staring at the contents of the very expensive champagne in her glass. "Oh! I'm nami. Nice to meet you!"

"Oh! Swedish are you?" He hummed taking a sip from his glass.

"Ah! Yes that obvious?" Nami sweatdropped tilting her head to the side.

"Not-" but before he could finish kaia started hollering. The silent waves now being overshadow by growing chatter as three very attractive men made an appearance. Levi raised his eyebrows at the males who stepped into the view. All shirtless donning red, orange and pink shorts.

The orange haired male arms over the other males shoulder as they walked into the lounge laughing. "Man your funny!" The whiskered male choked out. His eyelids crinkled to the point they hid his baby blue eyes. Rubbing his chiseled stomach due to how hard he was laughing. He had on orange shorts that had an orange and red fox keychain dangling on one of his belt loops.

"No no he's actually a pretty cool guy! I know this is a show for love and stuff but i'm more excited to make friends actually!" He said his fangs peeking out as he smiled.

Naruto uzumaki- 23, japanese

Likes: ramen, foxes and speech making.

Hates: condescending people and paperwork.

"Hello! I'm naruto uzumaki! And i plan to win this thing! What do we get though? Uoh! Maybe a life supply of ramen. Right?"

"It would have been funnier if you saw his face!" The scarred male said laughing. His ebony hair swishing with every move he made. His gums on display as the camera zoomed in on him, his red shorts fitted a little low around his waist, showing his delicious v-line. A yellow scarf draped around it with a straw hat present on his head.

"When i walked in i was like 'woah! This place is huge!' You people must have a big kitchen right? estou com fome (i'm hungry), can we continue after i eat?" He scowled when his stomach grumbled before standing up from the director chair and walking off in search of his next meal.

Monkey D. Luffy- 23, Portuguese/Brazilian.

Likes: Meat, dancing and exploring.

Hates: staying in one damn place and anyone who takes his food away.

"Huh? Yes i do! How'd you know speak spanish too? You creep have you been stalking me?!" He squinted his eyes, pouting a little as he had to be dragged back to his seat with the promise of food later.

"Yeah no shit! You have funny friends man!" The pink haired man said white teeth twinkling as he laughed along with them. He ran his hand through his pink hair. His pink shorts donning pink flames, a scarf wrapped around his neck and a tattoo on his right arm.

"I'm walking in and i see these two dudes arriving the same time as me so i'm like shit they look cool, especially the guy who had a scar on his chest; i'm dying to know how he got that, anyways my point is i thought they'd make awesome friends and i was right!" He said shuffling on his chair.

Natsu dragneel- 23, Guadeloupean.

Likes: Exploring, dragonfruit, making friends and starting fires

Hates: Boring conversations and any means of transportation (Gets motionsickness).

"It was hell on the plane, the attendants had to keep them paper bags coming because i kept filling the ones i had over and over again."

"Oh my God! You guys are gorgeous!" Kaia said clapping in excitement at the sexy men that just walked in.

"Oh please, the only gorgeous ones here are you two. I mean you at you!" Naruto said giving them a hug before proceeding to shake levi's hand. "What's up man!"

"Yeah he's right you girls are beautiful." Natsu said refilling nami's glass with raised eyebrows as he took her figure in.

"Sim..." (Yes) Luffy nodded raising kaia's hand to lay a kiss on it. "A very beautiful woman indeed." Kaia flushed, clenching at the thought of climbing this tall sexy brazilian tree. "hazukashī!" (i'm embarrassed) she tittered out.

As they were getting to know each other a tall, dyed black haired woman appeared, her hair in two pigtails. A white bikini around her form bringing attention to her abs and the snake tattoo present on her thigh as she walked in. She smiled as she took in the her now housemates. Her violet eyes scanning them head to toe before internally fangirling.

"Ack! Everyone's so hot! I can't wait to meet them, some of them seem nice, did you see the whiskered guy? He was so cute!!" She fangirled her hands palming her face. Her accent sounded so pleasing to the ears as she spoke non-stop.

Diane middleton- 25, British.

Likes: Compliments, working out, hot men and women.

Hates: anyone who threatens her love life and friends, tea.

"Oh hello!" She greeted, giggling at their stunned expressions before they finally stumbled out a hello.

"Oh my God! British accent!" Kaia whooped, giving nami a high five.

"My gosh! Finally!" Nami said beaming at the dark haired woman.

"You look like a princess!" Naruto said pouring her a glass. "I look like a princess?" Diane laughed. "Wait till you hear my name!"

"No way, Kate Middleton?" Luffy laughed pointing with his head tilted as everyone chuckled at his answer.

"Woah! Close but no!" She snickered. "It's actually diane middleton!"

"Holy shit! He was close!" Natsu said smacking his shoulder before turning completely silent, everyone then turned to look at what his stunned expression was for and damn!

"Woah! Look at her go! Wooo! Girl!"

"Would you look at that!"

"Another gorgeous woman!"

"Ho?"

"She's stunning!"

A dark skinned woman entered next. Her lavender bikini top and bottoms paired with a black scarf wrapped around her waist. Her curly hair bouncing with each step she made, her teeth on display as she walked in. She looked around before her eyes zoned in on everyone as she walked down the stairs. Waving at everyone with a bright smile on her face. "Hi!"

"You people better not be playing a pop song for my intro, give me phonk! I wanna be in a fucking edit!" You declared pumping your fist.

Y/n l/n- 20, african.

Likes: Anime, writing, making up scenarios in her head and (your likes)

Hates: how single she is and (your dislikes)

"What?! You people want to kill me! What's with the hot guys, i'm so writing something about this!" You said your eyes wide, a smile dragging at your lips as you continued to exclaim in your mother tongue.

"Well aren't you gorgeous!" Natsu said extending a champagne flute towards you before bringing you into a hug that ended with him kissing your cheek.

"Oh please stop! I should be saying that! You all look so good!" You giggled then proceeded to introduce yourself to everyone as they did the same.

"Wow, you sound so exotic! I like it! Where're you from?" Diane said beaming at you before bringing you in for a hug.

"I'm from africa actually!" You smiled asking them where they all came from.

"Wow that's pretty far!" Natsu said tilting his head.

"You have no idea! I'm still waiting for the jetlag to kick in." You sighed pouting as everyone chuckled at you. Nami patting your back in consolation.

The next people to walk in had heads turning and jaws dropping. They legit looked like super models. The woman's cherubic but sharp eyes, her long dark hair and pink plump lips, a dark purple bra-top and bikini bottoms bringing out her figure. She strutted forward with confidence taking in the villa with a scowl on her beautiful face.

"To be honest i'm too beautiful for anyone on this low budget show, so i really don't know why i'm here." The woman said flipping her hair, which caused her serpent earrings to swing.

Boa hancock- 28, korean.

Likes: Herself, being beautiful and snakes.

Hates: All some men and confrontation.

"Ok that was a bit harsh, i am on this show for one reason and only that and i'm not afraid to bite anyone that gets in my way." She declared blushing as she looked away.

The man that walked in with boa towered over her, it seems like they knew each each cause he bent down a little to whisper something to her in their language, a smirk playing on his lips as he ruffled his blue hair. He wore dark red shorts that matched with his eyes. His canines peeking out from between his lips as he smiled. "Hello, ladies~"

"Damn! What's everyone so hot for? I walk in and everyone's as smokin' as me. That's unfair!" He said pouting before he laughed a conniving 'this is gonna be fun' slipping out of his mouth.

Ban fokkushu- 28, korean.

Likes: flirting, ruining relationships and crop tops

Hates: being taken for granted, his loved ones being hurt.

"I've known hancock since we were children, t'was quite a shock she was let on the show i mean she can barely stand me, talkless of others."

"Now aren't you two hotties!" At this point kaia had the comical hearts for eyes.

"Could say the same about you sweetie!" Ban said, flirting before turning to dab naruto, natsu and luffy up, then giving a nod to levi.

"Ugh, you're disgusting!" Boa said rolling her eyes. "Hello, i'm boa hancock and this is ban, don't let his sweet act fool you!" She bowed before squinting her eyes at the men then turning to smile at the women.

"Well, aren't you lot gorgeous!" She smiled giving the girls a wink and side hugs.

"Nice to meet you boa! Let me introduce you to everyone!" Kaia flushed, taking it upon her self to introduce everyone to her, while nami poured a glass of champagne for her.

"I didn't know i would be meeting so much culturally diverse people here!" You smiled eager to know more about everyone.

"It came as a shock for me too!" Naruto laughed. Everyone agreeing with him. It was quite unusual though. Why were they here?

"Yeah but come on! We are on wild love we're allowed to do whatever we want!" Kaia said standing beside luffy who nodded. Oh, No you're not.

"Yeah! And we all know what's happening next." Natsu wiggled his eyebrows suggestively. No, you don't.

"Yeah you're right! We're all gonna have fun!" Naruto said raising his glasses for cheers. "Let's go wild baby!" Everyone rose their glasses hollering. Not noticing the lava lamp on the lower table next to them blink red.

'Heh i think they bought it, now shifting the camera to you nova!' De the now revealed commentator spoke.

"On the contrary De, my work is only just the beginning, the next eight hours are crucial. I will gather data and analysis my guests behaviour, before the rules of my retreat are revealed.'

'Well you heard it folks, see you later novey! Now back to our guests. What are they going to do now? Explore their new home? Go for a walk on the breath stopping beach? Nope! Debriefing on who they'll like to be de-briefing!" De giggled.

6:34:32.

The camera moving on to the boys on longue chairs, various drinks on the table as they talked and laughed.

"Ok! So if you had one option!" Natsu asked pointing at naruto.

"It's obvious that boa is an absolute goddess!" He flushed nodding his head, the others agreeing with him.

"I say boa." Levi nodded sipping on his glass of whiskey.

"Boa, sorry boys!" Natsu chuckled with the men around him. Couldn't they pick someone else?

"Boa?" Luffy asked shrugging and looking around to see the said woman but locked eyes with you instead, heat roaming his face at your smile. Woah, quem é ela? (Who is she?)

"What about you?" Naruto gestured to the blue haired male.

"I'm gonna say y/n, there's just something about her from that first look that's just captivating, right?" Ban smirked, tilting his head a little to look at the said girl. Luffy's brow twitched.

"She looks a little young though." Natsu rose his eyebrows.

"She does..." Levi squinted his eyes at the woman. Interesting.

"Ho? No changing minds now." Ban smirked taking in the sudden interest in levi's eyes.

Ban's all here for y/n but it looks like the rest of the boys want to split boa four ways... That didn't sound right. Now unto the girls.

"Well, if you could just pick one without thinking who would you pick?" Nami asked smirking.

"Hmm? can't i just pick them all?" Kaia pouted causing giggles to escape from their mouths.

"Well i really like naruto! He's pretty cute!" Diane squealed covering her red face.

"I want to keep my options open but I've got my eyes on levi!" You said eyeing the halfcut male.

"Ugh... Well one has yet to catch my attention." Boa scoffed for looking away, her cheeks becoming red as she eyed a certain male.

"Money." Everyone laughed when nami deadpanned and before anyone could say anything else a transition came in, pop music playing as the villa was showed.

This season is gonna be hot! But it's gonna get hotter when nova drops the sex ban. Let's hope everyone will enjoy the villa though. Speaking of villa, lets get to exploring!!

3:45:12.

The gang hollered as they walked all over the villa from the bars to the lounge rooms, the bathroom and changing rooms and also the numerous bathtubs and pools before they arrived at the bedroom where you found five beds meaning some of you would have to share.

Everyone started to choose their sleeping partner so you decided to stay with diane since you both were talking on your way there, plus she was so nice and fun to talk too. You both fangirling and squealing at how everyone and everything looked.

"Nooo! This is sexy!" Kaia laughed rolling on the soft sheets before joining the conversation you all were having. The scene switching again to them having fun in the three teir pool.

"I plan to get this over with as possible, everyone thinks they could get boa with simple tricks and pick up lines. The sooner they know they don't have a chance the better." Levi said rolling his eyes.

"Woah already?" Natsu's jaw dropped at levi talking with boa.

"No way! What so you think they're talking about." Naruto asked a little antsy. The camera now flicked to boa and levi sharing a drink by the pool bar, levi smirking while boa had a content look on her face.

"Hah! Well back to the option list!" Y/n sighed, laughing as she moved side to side on her sit.

"Damn boa be taking all the men!" Kaia cackled smacking her thigh. "Kinda sad though."

"Hello lovelies!" A smooth deep voice reached their ears. He had two drinks in his hands. "You guys want a drink? I only got one though, anyone want it?" He smiled his fangs peeking out. Hook.

"Everyone's focused on boa right now so it's my chance to make my territory known. I'm coming for you y/n." Ban said rubbing his hands.

"I want it." You rose your hands smiling. "You want it?" He rose his finely craved eyebrow. "Yeah." You assured your eyes lowering a little. Line.

"Then come over here." He smirked jerked his head and walking backwards. You laughed following him to the in-built ceramic chairs in the pool. Sinker.

"No! Ban was smooth! So charming! I'm swooning!" Diane squealed

"Here ya go!" He gave you the drink after you were sat. Before taking a sit in front of you. "Thanks! Now what do i owe this wonderful company." You giggled taking a sip from your glass cup.

"Well the view here is beautiful and i just wanted to share it with someone as beautiful." He smiled, his crimson eyes twinkling. You laughed your free hand coming up to your cheeks feeling it heat up.

"My gosh that's so cute! Thank you." You smiled softly. "Is that the cutest thing anyone has said to you?" It was silent for a while as you pursed your lips pretending to think. "Hmm, no."

He bursted out laughing. "Wow, that's unfair but seriously i want to get to know you." He leaned forward a little. "That's so sweet, well um... I'm african, i like to write and i speak igbo, german and a little Italian." You beamed sharing your interests.

"Oh! A multilingual queen, say something for me in one of those." He suggested. You looked at him humming before looking into his eyes. "anya gi mara mma." You smirked, taking in his intrigue.

"And what does that mean?" Ban asked curious a little smile on his face. "It means uh, your eyes are beautiful." Your face heated up, while he rose his eyebrows getting a little flustered before he laughed.

"Thank you! I'm guessing that's igbo?" He asked tilting his head. "Yeah it is, what of you? Anything you want to tell me in your language?"

"너랑 키스해도 되." He said before saying the meaning. "It means 'can i kiss you?'" Your eyes widened your lips agape. "My gosh... You're so cute, yes!" He flushed moving closer to you to bring you into a slow and sensual kiss.

"Please ban is so cute and funny! And i can't stand cute and funny guys! My ultimate weakness. They always make me lose my clothing, i'm talking all clothes off! All the time!" You squealed fiddling with the string microphone pinned on your bikini top.

You both separated your eyes fluttering open, staring at each other before a smile bloomed on your face. "Wow your a great kisser." He said a little flustered. "Oh please don't be modest!" You smiled biting your lips, taking note of your lip gloss on his lips.

"Wait you got a little something..." You leaned in, looking into his eyes as you swiped your thumb over lips. Smirking a little when you saw him avert his eyes.

"Oh God! She's so sexy, i feel like tonight's gonna be my night!" Ban groaned his hands vovering his flustered expression as he leaned back into his chair.

"Woah! Ban's fast!" Natsu said eyeing you both. Naruto beside him laughing. "He's got game, i have to admit!" Turning to look at luffy who had his straw hat over his eyes, a scowl present on his lips as his chest moved up and down slowly. "Oh, luffy's asleep already, must've been tired." He signed.

00:01:09.

The scene was now switched to everyone in the lounge room beside the pool. Once they were settled, chatter filled the room as the sun started to go down. The screen then shifted to a certain lava lamp that had been on the center table and turned off the whole time before it suddenly flicked to life taking a light pink before it blinked to a calm orange and spoke.

"Welcome housemates." Everyone jumped turning to the lamp. "I am nova. Hello everyone." Hi's and hello's echoed around the area. "I am here to guide you through your journey of self love and true love. As i want your relationships to be based on genuine fondness rather than sexual attraction, I will now set some rules."

Confused chattering rang around the open space before a light skinned girl, her long black hair set in pig tails, curiosity shimmering in her brown orbs, a permanent smile set on her lips as she spoke. "Now that's interesting, I'm quite interested in your rules, nova." Everyone agreed, some letting their eyes linger on the female.

"Good, now the rules are simple; NO KISSING, NO HEAVY PETTING and NO SEX." Their eyes widened some saying 'bullshit' and some already searching for loop holes. The others had their lips in straight lines. "The wristband present on your wrists are for those moments where kissing will be an exception if need be but i will deduct money from the $200,000 i have allocated to you all as a prize, if you refuse to follow the rules." Nova turned a calm blue.

"What??!" Everyone groaned. "This is crazy we're gonna end up broke!" A naruto groaned "Not on my watch!" Nami assured with a growl. A cute laugh echoed around the room at the bickering, his hand patting his scarred chest after choking for a while before cussing in spanish. The only calm ones were you, levi and diane. "Welcome to your long, hard, sexless summer." Nova was definitely being mischievous.

Well this just got more interesting.

[franzleitmayr]

Tatort live reaction by me and my best denglisch :D

How does Thorsten look so young

Maybe it's the light

Oh oh someone's dead

Oh hi Sebastian

Also looking young

Oh just a head

How does Thorsten look so young

Maybe it's the light

Oh oh someone's dead

Oh just a head

Lots of Schnellkochtöpfe

Oh wilder Mann

Like the Tatort Game

Thorsten is im Alleingang

No wan

Woah they still have the same Präsidium since the first episode

All sounding young too

Concerned Sebastian

Blaulicht ;Love that for them

Lmao they're moving their asses real weird

That chair had a face istg

I feel like they're sarcastic noW

Sebastian is so annoyed

Wilder Mann again

Ew old ass

Why put your clothes in the trash 💀

Oh Thorstens Auto

Bisexual light as Sebastian enters the room

More bisexual light

Bubbles ouhhh

Husband behaviour

Lmao

What's happening

Also very cool bubbles Thorsten

More bisexual light

Now lesbian light

Talking about murder with a high Thorsten must be very annoying

"Drogen sind illegal" maybe you should have thought about that before getting high

Funny sound Thorsten

Bisexual light

“My mom” jokes

*intimate touching *

Oh no Thorsten us running away

Sebastian tsktsktsk

Lmao

"Ich würde dich doch nie anlügen..." sureeee

Wir zwei

"ICH LIEBE DICH" is this canon now

This escalated quickly

New Hupe unlocked

Wdym he's in life threatening danger MAYBE

WDYM THIS MIGHT BE HIS LAST NIGHT

murder mom?

Lmao this dude

what a nice family activity ;Drug dealing at night 💪

They just keep reaching new stages of queerbaiting

Oh oh the big deal I suppose

Taiwanisch 🤔

Er kann das nicht !

He looks like Mario

Woah there's this guy from the Tatort game the whole time

Now this seems dangerous/j

That suit is ugly

Small talk before drug dealing 😌

Nee gekühlt werden muss nicht

Why would you freeze drugs

Adé 👋

You are what you miet?

What's that supposed to mean

Lmao Thorsten

"Er ist ein Vogel, er kann fliegen"

Sure

Thorsten is very good at hiding

Schnellkochtöpfe as i Said

Außerirdische killertöpfe are very dangerous indeed. You should never underestimate it

Them*

Two men touching 🤯

And betraying each other afterwards 💪

What a nice Schnellkochtopf

Thorsten is such a funny guy

More bisexual lighting

Ugly-suit-man again

Mario stop looking out of the window like a

dog

*Thorsten still without shoes*

He's so small Imao

Oh oh oh illegal stones

Gratis Schnellkochtöpfe

Only in Stuttgart

Tsktsktsk da darf man nicht parken Herr

Bootz 🙄

*thorsten struggling to get dressed* mood though

Thorsten has fun with glass

I bet it's from the lady from the beginning

Oh oh oh gayness again

Criminal women

Why is his suit the same colour as his skin

Ah yes Dani

Oh ig Thorsten loves everyone noW

"Für dich immer" Imao

Yeah drinking is important

Water ofc though

Ich bin auch nicht tot Thorsten

I guess he really CAN fly

Nasen joke

No nasen shaming here

Bisexual light

I think the drugs make you bisexual

Stop chewing on your gum like that

Woah guns

Don't kill those poopies though

Oh diner *french accent*

Peeing together as a bonding activity 💪

What a nice jukebox

don't dance with the jukebox like that

Thorsten

*sebastian is flustered*

Sebastian matches the vibe of Thorstens car

Okay overprotective Thorsten

Don't touch that Thorsten

Woah so many bad guys

What in the world

LmaO

Thorsten

Why did you knock him out

Only cool cars somehow this episode

LmaO

Sebastian is so annoyed it's so funny

Oh no sad

Sehr gut Sebastian

Sehr gut Thorsten

Wir rocken das 💪

Oh no family drama

Very healthy

What is she doing with her hand

Is she a magician

Lmao

I feel like this is a very silly episode

Thorsten is more worried about his car than about Sebastian

Damn Dani just wants his sleep

LmaO

Don't go outside your car the moment you hear gun shots

That's so stupid

Woah more memories unlocked

They're calling each other pet names secretly istg

Why in the world would Thorsten verarsch you Sebastian

Du hast einfach keine Eier 🤧

Lmao did he got shot in his non existent balls now 🤨

Wow Thorsten richtig erwachsen von dir

Still a bit silly

Woah serious moments again

Lmao this Mario guy

What is she talking about

This dude is am Ende

What in the world are they doing

Lmao

Woah those scenes make it seem like a crime film

Thorsten is so smart

Oh dangerous Mario

Lmao they're locked in a cell for tigers now

Bro you're making it worse

This ugly suit man is ugly on the inside too mao

Lmao Thorsten why so dramatic

Oh oh there's a tiger in there

Sebastian is a tiger whisperer ig

Lmao the murder mom

Beate

I don't understand this accent

Beate 🤯

Lmao they're in the wrong cage

The tiger looks quite nice

like to cuddle it :(

I love cute cats

Woah the mom with a plan

The tiger seems to enjoy it there

What's he doing with tiger cock

Don't buy tigers on eBay kids

Oh oh oh some key or something lying around

Go Thorsten

Did Mario plot this all

Ah no he didn't

Lmao

What in the world

Oh no poor Mario is traumatised

Who shot

Oh I suppose it was joe

Oh she's there too

Woah plot twist

And another one

Lmao they're all so silly

Joe is unconscious again Imao

Get the bad guys

Guter Plan Herr Kommissar

Oder auch nicht

Who are you hiding from Thorsten

This is so cliché

Thorsten is still silly goofy Imao

Bro that sounded wrong

I love how everyone is so concerned

Menschen Kralle 💀

Der wilde Mann is so damn weird

Stop screaming like that bro

Lmao

I suppose that is a win indeed

Good for the tiger

Omg those guys

Why doesn't he ever change his clothes

Lmao it's all so sikky

Naw

this was real fun

I’m sorry for everyone reading this 🥲💀

[duhsty1]

If I was a creachur what would I look like? (Fangs, horns, teeth, eyes, height, vague irl creature resemblance, etc)

A TALL CREACHUR! being able to blend in with forests or just whatever environment in general thanks to their height I think would be sososoososo cool! Any height works though but my first though was around 7-8ft! And to add to that CAMOUFLAGE!! Whether that is being able to literally change colours or to have specific markings like leopards, tigers, etc.

FANGS I AM DOWN FOR ANY FANGS!! I'd say canines but it also depends on if you want to use a certain animal as reference or a creachur hehe creachur and omg the idea of vague irl creature resemblance I love SOSO MUCH YES AND EYES OUHHH GLOWY EYES VERY VERY GLOWY! MAYBE WITH A SECOND EYELID LIKE CROCODILES??? I am throwing so so many ideas everywhere

[owtt]

random thoughts on some designer reflections i like (awakened or non awakened)

- need to be invited to the wedding please.

- this dress is gorgeous and the story for this suit adds to the beauty idk..

- PLUS THE BLUE ROSE COLOUR SCHEME…. BOOM.

- the makeup :3…. like the way the eyelids are coloured i love

- THE MAKEUP AGAIN. like actually such a beauty

- the lighting is absolutely lovely definitely makes the reflection what it is

- kind of a silly reason but the way the hair flows in her fur and onto the chair.. just the rendering in general I LOVE IT SMMM

- actually don't like the suit for this reflection AT ALL but this card.. TT

- the way he is literally glowing with the lighting and the camera shutter effect with the money flying around is so gorgeous

- eyes closed while in the spotlight…..

- this one is so random (for me) actually

- this reflection is so EMOTIONAL IDK.??

- i don't care for the suit as much for this one as well but this reflection tells a story w it and i love it... or maybe i just sound stupid saying this but idc!!!!!

- momo a loser but this reflection is cute so just this once i'll compliment him.

- so warm and welcoming tells such a cute story

- also had this as my pfp for awhile so momo wins sadly.

- OUHHH IM SO EXCITED FOR RHIS SUIT TO REACH GLOBAL

- she's my number one idc

- the way they made the hair swirl around her just like the swirling vortex on her head…. genius

- once again THE MAKEUPPP

ending it off with this honourable mention of a reflection.. idk if i love the character or the reflections but they're just teww good...

if u read this thank yew and hope u have a good day!

[heyharoldsboo]

Ouhhh georgie also archived the joy pics where he says “were all going through it” or wtv he had said dont remember exactly

Georgie archived a lot of stuff and his feed isn’t in a 3x9 grid since forever.

I wonder what he’s planning to do with his profile mood! It was all black and white for a while, but it seems more colourful now.

[hiemaldesirae]

[bursts in through your wall] CHAI. first, I apologise for spamming your inbox, sire, bUT i NEED to know if you’ve seen the theory floating around that alastor is colourblind because 🦌 and therefore would literally only be able to make out Vox in a crowd because blue is one of the few colours he’d be able to perceive. I’ve been Very Normal about it since I’ve seen it and not just because I’ve decided Al nicknamed Vox “bluebird” in my own personal headcannon (although that Is a bonus lol) and I just— [vibrates]

I JAVE LMAOI I WAS VOING INSANE OVER THAT THEORY TOO... vox is also like. one of the only blue sinners/demons in general that we see in the show and cool toned colours are already relatively rare to begin with so like. hes one of als last links to his human self and that makes me so. Urgh

BLUEBIRD OUHHH thats so cute.... i actually have a list of nicknames i think al and vox call each other depending on what universe theyre in.

the go to nicknames for al are bambi (DUH) and either mein liebling (my darling in german) or mein Hirsch (my deer. instead of my dear. because im funny like that)

obvs in NODWFM vox is als muse (ive started using that nickname in other places too tho because its sooo romantic to me) and ma moitié (french for "my other/better half") is something id imagine him calling vox in a canon au!! bluebird is sooo cute though im gonna like. shove that in my brain bunch and save it for later hahaha

[calvatier]

Ordell my big brown sad eyes (not rly, he's so full of bottled up anger and rage)

I'm super tired today cus of a school event so I couldn't conjure up any colours 😭 ,,,my eyes are literally shutting as I type,,,ouhhh sleep beckons me, goodnight

no silly ramble tdy,,,I'd fall asleep halfway through my spree but I did think for SMT for Ordell

[syrinq]

me, thinking about how a lot of human behaviours don't make any fucking sense to me, but the context around it makes me understand why such behaviours exist, but nonetheless, why

me, also a fan of making lists to get my thoughts in order: time to make a list of human behaviours i don't understand because they're stupid, nonsensical or just whacky :)

1. growing up in school and witnessing how fellow kids would change their attitude depending on hanging with a "girl" or a "boy"

2. calling people who do horrendous things "inhuman" or "past their humanity". my guy humans are inherently neutral, whether they do bad or good they're still a human? get out of here

3. the entire "beating around the bush" and not saying it straight if someone wants x or y or talk about z

4. the entire "being polite" crap speech. "oh i had fun but it's getting late!" brother can't you just say "i'm god awful tired i need to fuck off home and sleep". fucking awful this

5. the entire marketing crap. NINE OUTTA TEN DENTISTS APPROVE OF THIS. THE BEST IN THE WORLD! MAKES YOUR SOCKS POP OFF! lies. all of them. LIES

6. the psychology between pricing things 2.99 or a whole ass 3. Fuck you I HATE YOU FOR INVENTING 1, 2 AND 5 CENTS. AWFUL THIS!

7. pretentious symbolism behind colours, shapes, etc. it's True some evoke feeling, but to establish that as a ground rule is fucking bullshit. byeeeeeee

8. when someone gets shat on by eg. a bully and then they become the very same thing in the end. like okay champ you're doing so good

9. the reactionary sequences of big events in the world, eg. art periods, revolutions, etc. consequential reactions tend to be the same, the same but Amplified to Hell, the complete opposite, the complete opposite but sprinkle in Big Disdain for what once was. and then the cycle keeps repeating like a broken record?

10. the generalisation of a group of people, animals, things, whatever the fuck, whether positive or negative. like ok buddy chum "i'm not racist but..."

11. fads, fashion, supreme whatever. growing up poor and then when you get all that cash money $$$ spending it on gucci bags for the status. where's the whimsy and joy of actually enjoying what you get

12. ouhhhhhh i'm a company with soooooo much moneyyyyy let's squeeze out more money from these pesky binge watchers and these actors who totally didn't consent to their image being remade by ai!!!! DIE

13. ouhhhh humanity is so smart ouhhh yeah objectively the smartest on this planet but we still dumb as rocks!!!!! stop acting like we'll make mass effect real or prevail despite everything!!!! hell naw!!!!!

14. the need to humanise things or give them human features to invoke more "empathy" and "understanding" for something. my guy do we really need green smurf space human to sympathise with em??? I WANT MORE STORIES EXPLORING POSSIBLY HUMANITY OR THE ALIEN FROM A NON-HUMANOID PERSPECTIVE. PLEASE. I THIRST FOR THIS. I AM SICK OF YOUR DAINTY PRINCESSES AND WEIRD ALIEN SUPERMEN WITH AWFUL ROCK HARD TITS

15. whatever the fuck is going on with cocomelon

16. bitches fighting like petty 13yo xbox gamers calling each other slurs over some piece of land, oil, other resource, whatever in the world. and then they bomb each other like it'll solve anything. ok

17. categorisation of humanity in whatever boxes and labels that exist, to the point of being ultra-ultra-ultra specific. zodiacs, labels, etc. like brah i'm just a faggot on the internet. let me chill

18. regarding oneself as a "mommy" or "daddy" or "parent" to one's pet, and essentially roleplaying as their pet that they love their mommy and daddy sooooooo much :3 JESSE PINKMAN IN DA HOUUUUUUSSSEEEEEEEEEEE

19. continuation, regarding pets and/or kids as lesser than you or as things to be changed to your liking??? buy a barbie doll instead??? christ almighty on a stick

20. the need to comprehend everything through a human lens of understanding, eg. relativity theory, but then regarding those as 100% the truth whilst not really standing still and thinking that'd be the truth from a human perspective. and not necessarily the true truth. i still think time stopping at the speed of light is bullshit

21. the pettiness of kids and weird old-fashioned people in general for being "not the norm" or "not being able to be a cog in the machine". die maybe

22. the entire body language thing. ouhhh if a girl likes you she'll twirl her hair and look at you with her twinkling orbs and giggle at every grand joke you make even if they aren't funny 🥹 if someone crosses their arms they have a closed unwelcoming aura! unspoken silences and hints and nuances or whatever! have we ever heard of Talking. Please

23. the irony in someone being against x, but then being x themselves possibly. eg. someone terrified of their partner cheating and mistrusting them all the time, is themselves a cheater. and the opposite of that, someone joking about killing someone and then they never could hurt a fly. lol what my brain hurts

24. whatever the fuck "gender roles" and other "expected roles" are for someone based on gender, age, culture, religion, whatever. just treat people like people! sheesh!

25. society as a whole at this point. byeeeeeeeeeee

26. oh yeah whatever collectors have going on with nibs and insisting things are better when the package is left untouched and pristine and mint. not even to resell just to stare and look at. alright none of my business but what the fuck

27. gossip and small talk. oh hiiii how's it going with you? oh yeah the weather sucks absolute penis. (child emperor sitting on a throne) BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING!

[dogmouthhorse]

(answer any/all of these at ur convenience!)

band/artist: sleigh bells

song: do you realize?? by the flaming lips

album: blue suicide by coma cinema

sleigh bells!

Do I know them already?: yes | no 

First song youtube took me to: deliberately sought out comeback kid on recommendation finally 😭😭😭

First Impression: it reminded of some of the stuff i listened to like. 10 years ago :)

Do I like it?: ya !! :)

Would I listen to more from them?: im so bad at listening 2 new music so whos 2 say but perhaps........

Rate (from what I heard): 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 

do you realize??

couldn’t finish it | not my thing | it’s fine | I could get into this | ooo I like | oh hell yeah | fuck this is some good shit | there aren’t even words, this transcends words 

blue suicide

Opinion on cover design: its cool!!!!!!!! colours r v striking

Favourite song: ouhhh i liked them all but that long note in the bg of her sinking sun scratched an itch in my brain... similar one that olivia tremor control scratches i think..?

Least favourite song: noooo i dont wanna pick a last least fave

Underrated track: i dont go here so i think they r all perfectly rated (by me)

Overrated track: ☝️

Rate: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 

[morrisseyhateclub]

Incredibly biphobic of my Spotify to glitch out right as I got the the part in cherry-coloured funk where Liz Fraser goes oouhh ouhhh

[amongwriters-archive]

11/11/11 tag game —

I was tagged by @alalawrites ; thank u!

❥ one — favorite line(s) you’ve ever written.

- one of my favourites rn is “her head ended where my heart began.”

❥ two — how did you come up with your story?

- okay, let me shortly remember....

flight of a warrior

well flight of a warrior was just elise manifesting in my head and me starting to get curious. who is that girl? why does she look so different? what’s her story? and so I started to tell it.

kingdom of thorns and arrows

this is the oldest story I have dhsjjs. while i was in sixth grade, my friends and i were obsessed with books and were talking about how to pronounce names. we talked about ‘gideon’ back then and one of them pronounced it very weird and wrong hdjdjd. and I was like ‘your pronunciation sounds more like a last name’ and then we started to daydream about a story we wanted to write together.

now we don’t talk anymore, not very much at least. they lost their interest for books and writing while mine just grew stronger and a few weeks ago I was like ‘I need to write that story’ and asked them if they were okay with it. they are and now I am completely changing everything sjskks

fallen like a god

actually, it wasn’t planned to be a greek mythology story. i wanted to write about shapeshifters and season spirits. and it should still be in the world of foaw. weird.

the land of crows and nightmares

tbh, I don’t quite remember. i was visiting my sister in the city she studied and lived in and we were walking around and then it hit me. it was quite inspired by frederic the great and time travel coz i love those books.

queen of night and soul

ouhhh my first lgbtq idea! i was really into spirit guides and yin yang at that time and it’s first name was “how the moon fell for the ocean” yes I watched atla at that time don’t look @ me. anyways, I came to chap one and it was shit so I threw off the idea and got the rest from a dream / walk home from school.

❥ three — do you often get interesting dreams that you then use to create a story and/or a character?

- well, I mostly have nightmares for some reason but if I get good dreams, they are affecting my stories. book two of kotaa (blood like water) is completely dream inspired.

❥ four — tell us 5 trivias about your WIP(s).

- i just say five trivias about foaw coz I am just at planning the rest :

1. never underestimate someone. just don’t.

2. scars have a meaning even if it’s isn’t obvious at first.

3. habits are the worst.

4. names !!!

5. think about everything. even about the things which might not be helpful.

❥ five — do you read fanfiction? if yes, link some of your favorites!

- i actually don’t read fanfics. I used to read a lot mlb ff but I don’t anymore. maybe this teen!lock fanfic ?

❥ six — favorite original character ever.

- EVER? uhhhh hard one, gosh. i think it’s cloelia. like i love this chick

❥ seven — do you remember the first character you’ve ever created? if yes, describe them the best you can.

- when I was younger i have always drawn little princesses and mermaids on papers and cut them out, gave them a name and played with them ignoring the thousand dolls i have. huh, I think those were my first, but like really created? i think it would be max gidgeon. he was an elf, had blue eyes and blonde hair, he had a sister and strange dreams hdjsjs

❥ eight — name 3 characters (not yours) that you love and 3 that you hate.

- love, hard : maxon shreave, cardan greenbriar, rhysand

hate, not hard at all: bella swan, emerson (hourglass), laurel (wings)

❥ nine — do you draw? If yes, do you draw mostly original characters/settings/etc. or fanart?

- yes i draw! mostly nature and original characters. or just random characters, for fun

❥ ten — how long does it take you to outline your novel?

- well... considering what u mean with outline. my outline is normally the first draft hdjsjs, and i am currently redoing that outline / first draft and I am at 2/5 hdjsjs. the very first outline /draft took me like two to four lunch breaks at school ( 90 to 180 min)

the outline / draft now takes much longer coz i am outlining every chapter kind of

❥ eleven — how long does it take you to write your novel?

- well, I haven’t finished one but i am quite good in time i guess! I am actively writing since january and have 53k words rn! i am planning 130k words tho but I think I could manage to finish that till end of next year! (if you think about it, in seven months more than 50k and the year isn’t over i think it’s realistic!)

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my questions :

describe your wip(s) in one word, one city and one colour.

what music genre fits your wip(s) best?

who would be the faceclaims for your main characters?

the best place to write? (not at your home?)

a place in a fictional wold you would live most likely?

choose an animal to be the gatekeeper to your world. why this animal in particular?

when would you like to have started writing? with what age?

the zodiac signs of your original characters.

a personality/ physical trait you give every of your character for some reason. (for example : everyone is loyal / has tanned skin)

deep dark writing fear?

describe your favourite character (not original) in one renaissance painting.

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tagging —

@farrradays @storyteller-kaelo @dancingwithwind @vandorens @theforgottencoolkid @omgbrekkerkaz @mybookisbad @disoriented-writer @vviciously @omniawrites @sorroways

[dyzefico82]

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[justlooking1995]

Ouhhh ok! So a thing happened today. Went to Tim Hortons and it was crazy busy. But there was this tall black man standing in front of me. He was obviously grown but not an old man either. Like. Idk it's hard to explain. But I didn't notice his energy until he turned around. But like. My first thought was he wasn't even human. He had one dark coloured eye and the other was foggy and white. It looked like it was likely damaged. I'm assuming he was blind in that eye but my only thought was how pretty it was? Is that weird?. Like. Being blind would be a pain in the ass but the mismatched eye colours in combination with his energy and facial structure was just so pretty and idk where that thought came from today, or if it has to do with me finding some angel blogs recently but that was my first thought that he was an angel. And I really wanna try to draw him but I'm shit at drawing people and ahhh... but yeah I had to share randomly lol.