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unexpectedbrickattack · 1 year

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get normaled, idiot

#pizza tower #peppino #arts #mine #anyway....#i cannot for the life of me get it right #i need a ref or something #i have like SUCH a clear image of what i want him to look like and trying to imitate it just makes him look uncanny #like he needs droopier eyes and bigger eyes #and ive seen people who look EXACTLY like the ref i would love to have #ah well #i did get his mouth pretty close to what i wanted :)#other things; he has like a SMALL amount of accessories like necklaces n stuff. i think he is very Particular about his appearance #the balding doesnt bother him AT ALL so its not messed w in anyway #the most hell do is brush it down so its not in the way #and hes got hats for if he simply does not want it to get unruly in the wind #i was stuck deciding between a Normal earring and a stud but i think stud looks a bit better heehee hes got quite a bit of piercings #but hes stopped using them YEARS ago. they havent closed up so like. theoretically he Could use them again. but hes fine w leaving them be #also he is like obv a mess when hes in the back working the oven n stoves so hes sweaty and kinda gross if hes been in there TOO LONG #(and he is SO conscious about this; he gets a better ac unit postgame when he gets more funds)#but otherwise if hes going out somewhere he has like spicy smellin colognes. like the shit that makes ur head hurt when u smell it sdfkjdfj #meanwhile gus does not give a flying fuck #hes got 14-in-1 body wash and a prayer #you get what u get #which is admirable tbh #i just think it is funny for him to be particular about this. gus we are best buds but you are not coming out w me looking like this.#or the noise smells AWFUL bc he is covered in grease and sweat from tinkerin in his room all day #and peppino looks SO upset hes like get AWAY from me u smell like ACTUAL garbage !!!!!!!!!!!!! go get CLEAN you fucking BEAST

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cinamun · 1 year

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Instant wood | Next

#ts4 #indya #black simblr #oof...#nothing like feeling backed into a corner #she got a mouth like her momma tho #I feel like Ry is too smart for the fuckshit #and its slowly coming together #but then what?#somebody put them wings in the oven....#ts4 story #sims 4 story #simblr #ch23

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kyo-kitai-san · 1 year

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AM gives his captives an impossible riddle

#this made me and my friends sob-laugh in a discord call. felt the need to share #ihnmaims #ihnmaims am #i have no mouth and i must scream #why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

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hypervoxel · 1 month

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The fandom tendency to give Vox many shark-like characteristics vs the fandom tendency to make Vox grossed out by Alastor's cannibalism... I don't understand it. Let that transhumanist electric shark man also be a carnivore!

#did we all not watch Venison with Vox in Stayed Gone?? his bloody clothes‚ the mess he made of the kitchen when butchering that deer?#the way it wasn't even cooked to rare when he pulled it out of the oven?#he absolutely matched Alastor's freak #he Literally has blood dripping out of his mouth almost constantly

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dylanconrique · 7 months

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i desperately hope that we get a parallel someday of lucy running out of bed to get ready for the detectives exam with her leaping out of bed to make it to the bathroom in time before she gets sick to mark the beginning of baby bradford brewing. 🥰🥰

#*carly catalogs #HI I'M BACK FROM MY BREAK YA'LL #OH MY GOD OR BETTER #the three of them her tim and tamara are having a movie night and order out #but like after a little while once the food's start to settle in their stomachs...#lucy jumps up abruptly covering her mouth like 'oh my god' sprinting to the bathroom #which is weird cause she ordered her fave item on the menu but oh well maybe it's a mild case of food poisoning???#(even though neither tim or tamara got sick)#little do they know it's due to a lil bun in the oven <33333 #been marinating on this one for a few days and i had to come back to share it with you all #WOULDN'T THAT BE SUCH A GOOD PARALLEL?????? C'MON 😭😭😭😭😭😭#the rookie #tim bradford #lucy chen #chenford #otp: you know me so well

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niceandbluept2 · 10 months

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hi guys 😁 i'm making dinner rolls 😁

#theres no fnacy dinner i just think its a more convenient way to deliver bread to my mouth . i love my homemade bread but its sohard to cut #anyway they just went into the oven :) will update soon #personal

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fieriframes · 2 months

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[I can't handle any more of this today. To occupy the? In the oven now, yes. Very close to the mouth.]

#s35e11 takeout - dinner and dessert #guy fieri #guyfieri #diners drive-ins and dives #oven #mouth

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sobashahzadi · 6 months

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my brother…. God bless him…. basically an adult,,,, put a tablespoon of salt into the cookies he just made,,, they’re inedible and it’s 2:40am what is happening

#there’s still one more batch in the oven #sobarant #my mouth still feels salty #I’m fasting so I can’t eat the rest tmr #I’ll give some to my friend👍👍👍#I’m so nice #and if your asking why we’re not throwing them away #I just happen to be a child of god and it physically pains me to throw away food #growing up poor does that to u #So yes my family will be devouring them

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sensivs · 8 months

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housewife gojo? yes pls 🙏🏽

#♥︎ 𐬹 ໒꒱ ⋆ﾟ⊹ avian opens his big mouth again #I js know he loves to be pampered by his bigger and stronger husband #he also loves being a baby oven for you

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origin-spirits-of-the-past · 2 months

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He’s so bite-y. As is his right

#agito: just bit my enemy’s sword then did a handstand on his foot. don’t worry about it #agito #origin spirits of the past #giniro no kami no agito #meme #what do I even tag the sword biting as?#i love how eariler in the movie he puts oven hot naan in his mouth so they establish that he does like biting things #catboy behavior tbh #you were given teeth use them wisely meme

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sasster · 10 months

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oh commander mantle we're really in it now

#i'm baking for you guys.... in my mind oven #the most delicious short king #you'll ever put in your mouth

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murderless-crows · 2 months

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i just ate some melon and it was so fucking great guys

first bite, a mouth full of sweetness. i tear into the rest over the sink like some kind of starved animal, juice dripping over my chin

pure flavour explodes on my tongue, I'm devouring it like my life depends on it, i don't know if I'm biting or just straight up drinking it

my sister looks at me. i look at her and stop for just a second, whale eyes like a dog caught sinking its fangs on Christmas' dinner

she asks if i can cut some of it for my nephew

why yes, I'll share this piece of summer in unholy communion with him

anyways yeah it's a pretty good melon

#also i did the less poetic more starved wet rat version with a pizza out of the oven yesterday and i burnt my mouths roof #the melon was very cold and nice in comparison #ramblings #god do i love a good melon

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wtfuckevenknows · 3 months

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#it’s so pretty #and yummy #it’s done now #can I wait long enough to not burn my entire mouth?!#I fucking love my lecreusets so much #put in on the stove first and then shove it into the oven without having to transfer to a baking dish #cooking with B

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sbnkalny · 4 months

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I met my husband on r/Cigarettes in 2011. We were making fun of everyone there among the first to do so. We moved to MSN and I hacked his account: he loved a freaky hacker chick. I went to visit him in the sexy part of Canada in 2012: he fucked on this freaky hacker chick bodyy

O heavenly Kalny, will my husband return from war.... It is quite intense i’m not making fun of him). She hacked me all your recent posts tagged DAY1 ? what are YOU. Mmm hit me baby one more Time to be popular with everyone in canada has as (or should i say to my Friends at this party oh wise one?

#ANSWER #DAY 12 #garbage-empress #1508TH #When will my husband return from the war of righteousness. Now #now #calm down—I swear I’m not making fun of you #or playing linguistic tricks here. She hacked me all about me! sweet christmas! Big-Mouthed floating Thingies! It's always fun talking to y #everyone in canada has as (or should I SAY to my cat as we watch PIZZA bake in the Oven

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joelletwo · 5 months

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brain is like forcibly averting from the episode so i dont overheat about janeway

#stsag #also bc i got a beautiful delicious dinner in my mouth [fresh out the oven bisuits w ham and cheese]

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sardonicribbons · 1 year

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a lil’ silly and perhaps whimsical icon for my wife @ndtrickster ˚✿˖

#my art #trickster #icons #clownsona #clown #<- for filtering #it’s fukcing silly time #from my oven to your mouth

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