any of yall watch キングオブザヒル
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Tell me why Blitzø, the fucking cartoon imp, is one of the realest characters I've seen in any piece of media. The scene in that last episode where Stolas already gave him the crystal and he realizes that ok his business is safe but he still panics because he thinks he's losing Stolas and he starts saying "I can always do better" honestly made me shiver. For some reason Blitzø just clicked. He has feelings that real people have and I just appreciate that so much.
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im gonna be a dickhead for a second cause this is actually pissing me off:
i NEED y’all to deep the fact that most of these players do not care about what this man has done. carlos will probably shake his hand on sunday. maybe even a hug. they will compliment each other during the trophy presentation. no doubt the players will be asked again about the trial and no doubt the VAST majority of them will give the same non-answers as in australia. many of them are friends with him. many of these ‘friends’ are your faves. i’m not telling you to change your allegiance or find new players to be fans of or anything of that sort (this is the nature of sports, unfortunately a lot of them are very very flawed people, including many of the players i am a fan of). but i cannot sit here and watch all y’all go on saying ‘omg carlitos needs to defeat the evil on sunday 😣😖😫’ he literally does not care. most of them don’t. please, for the love of god, for everybody’s sake, i need us to understand this.
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so I realized that around this time of the year is already past my 1 year anniversary of being hyperfixated on Rob?? time flies
this is the timeline of how it happened according to some vague memories:
1. i happen to see some random video of The Rerun on like, YouTube I think
2. me: hmm i think that one eyed guy is giving some real gender envy– wait. oh no. its happening. he's the new Chosen One, isn't he
3. im not hyperfixated im not hyperfixated im not–
4. I AM SO FUCKING HYPERFIXATED I LOVE ROB FROM TAWOG HE MEANS EVERYTHING TO ME!!!!!!
5. rob is a major part of my life and my headspace now. i couldn't stop if I tried, because some part of my brain views him as an actual close friend, and therefore abandoning this hyperfixation would feel extremely cruel. i would never do that to him and therefore he will be my imaginary bestie/adoptive son forever. i will never grow out of it. i am perfectly okay with that
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hunchfucks driving me up the walls bonkers because. guy who is literally the embodiment of sexual pleasure and can and will lust after anyone but he likes you? you're his favourite customer? he bets every penny he owns on you? and all the while you're a stupid ass detective? yeah. that's good shit
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Imagine being 16 and literally watching the entire universe be destroyed like everyone you've ever known and loved every planet every star trillions of lives fizzling out right before your eyes and yet you're still here. Not because you're uniquely qualified or worthy but because you were lucky, because you were the right combination of caring, bored, and impulsive when you were 10 that your life was forever changed for the better or the worst you still can't decide And for the first time in your life there's nothing you can do, there's no clever solution, no older cousin to brainstorm with, no bad guy to punch with your brother in everything but blood, you can't ask your grandpa for help, the only thing you can do is let them go, and use the godlike power that you couldn't use to save them to at least try to remake what's lost, and it isn't perfect but it's enough, you couldn't save them but these approximations can at least play the same rolls, and you can pretend that when you hug this cousin that it's the same one that you let die-
And then you accidentally get the flavor of your favorite food slightly wrong like what the fuck
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