#paranoia queue

[paranoia-culture-is]

paranioa culture is self sabotage

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[baba-is-blog]

WE HAVE THE SAME NAME AND PRONOUNS??? Omg I've found my clone what

NAME IS ALIAS

[spockvarietyhour]

Rey Curtis knows about computers and he'll make sure you know he knows.

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

I’m tired of Moon’s paranoia with Ruin at this point. It is a tired as fuck plotline that I’m just done with.

I’m at the point of ‘yeah, let him destroy his trust with others. See what it gets him. NOTHING.’ Because that’s how you lose friends. Accusing people of things they very clearly didn’t do is how you fuck up a perfectly good friendship.

I hope all this paranoia bullshit blows up in Moon’s face and Ruin refuses to accept an apology from him if Ruin turns out innocent.

[kiss-dumbbunnies]

still thinking about them :(

bonus gummy bear kipp and wolfs from memory

[daltonsnightmare]

MacGyver (2016) s4e6 Right + Wrong + Both + Neither | Cold Open

[soaps-mohawk]

(Ayo my first ask mentioning the cameras??)

The suspense was delicious and I'm still on the edge of my seat for the outcome. 10/10 chapter as usual dear author <33

Now I'm going to check all my irl stuffues for cameras because im a paranoid beyotch (jkjk xD)

I knowww I put everyone on edge with this one. It was time though. I'm ready for the angst as I know so many others have been. Time to stop dragging it out and trying to make people forget it is time for the pain

I had to turn mine to face the wall because I got so paranoid lmaoo those black beady eyes staring at me as I tried to write that freaked me out 😂

[paranoia-culture-is]

paranoia culture is being scared to go out in public or outside in general because it feels like everyone is watching you from their windows or eavesdropping on your conversations

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[lenovo005]

FANFIC 101: Tips Me and A Friend Came Up With in A Very Math Class

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NO BLUE ORBS. Don't be scared to use the word EYES, trying to analogise it only makes you sound like a hater

dogs are great!! include them in your fic at all costs. preferably alive.

minimise heterosexuality in your fic. the more hetero it gets the higher chance it has to be made into a bad cringe Netflix movie no one wants to see. I don't care if it has Sydney Sweeney's glorious boobies

ANTAGONIZE redemption arcs, embrace the evil in people. sometimes it makes them hot.

if your work is over 100k words, get a ko-fi. you DESERVE to be paid, dont lie to yourself. PATREON at LEAST.

tags are not always necessary, sometimes they're for comedic purpose. for example: no beta we die like my dog.

RESPECT the haters. better yet. make a fic out of them. maybe you'll get a life long soulmate. at worst you'll get doxxed.

everyone should learn how to write a proper down and dirty scene. ROUGH AND TUMBLE SCENE. GAG AND WAG SCENE. otherwise known as a fight scene

all fanfics should be written in front of unjustifiable criminals as punishment for their sins

If you don't have a twitter don't get it. multiplies your debuffs by five.

If you've checked all the boxes so far, CONGRATULATIONS, you're ready to take on the most harrowing, hated on, thankless job in the universe. An ao3 mod.

[radiomogai]

[ID: a rectangular flag with six equal horizontal stripes of various shades of green, starting with light green at the top and progressing to dark green at the bottom. in the middle of the flag is the logo for The Magnus Archives, which depicts a gray feather pen, a green skull and tape recorder behind it, a gear, and words reading, "The Magnus Archives" in capital letters, all on a black square background. end ID]

Magnusarchivic

quote, "a xenogender related to the aesthetics of the magnus archives. this often includes greens and greys, paranoia and surveillance imagery, eye imagery, uncanny imagery, library imagery, and more."

we did not coin this. this was coined here (https://www.pinterest.ca/pin/790381803378145946/) on Pinterest by soapy230, and it is crossposted with permission. we'll edit an archived link to it when we can, unfortunately archive.ph has glitched for the moment

@idem-obscura

[spockvarietyhour]

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Glarthir: I wanna die.

Avarenya, post the Oblivion Crisis: We all do, you aren't special!

[thevalicemultiverse]

Paranoia Core: "There's a hole in Siberia that leads directly to Hell. Its 3 inches wide, but something is trying to widen it."

Victor: [staring at Paranoia Core with an extremely resigned expression] Why did we decide something like you needed to exist. As if my job on its own doesn't give me enough nightmares.

[magnuficentwo]

Ive elected that I will no longer queue things because that shit takes way too long and I want Post Now

[spring-lxcked]

Happy pride, the serial killer in the rabbit suit is queer. In all seriousness, I said I was going to write this headcanon awhile ago but I'm just getting around to it. Also: reminder that pansexual is an older term than people often think. Still, William usually defaults to "queer" on the occasion he's openly talking about his orientation.

William realized he was queer/pansexual when he was 15. It's the usual story: he developed an undeniable crush on a boy at school, but didn't pursue it. Obviously, he had grown up in a very unaccepting time and this wasn't something he was open about. His own feelings about it were initially mixed (a result of being raised in such a homophobic society), but by the time he left for university in America, he was neutral on his own queerness. It was simply a fact about himself. In university he explored his sexuality thoroughly regardless of gender, both casually and in very brief relationships. While he still obviously kept his orientation private from most people, he did find some other members of the community he could talk to openly. Finding out that William was queer in university wouldn't have been that hard, but afterward he starts being much, much more careful. Without getting into it, I think we all know that he couldn't afford to be outed with the type of business he was wanting to open. He (happily) marries and feels content that there's no way his orientation comes out. He does not and will not tell his wife about his queerness by default. Then the divorce happens, he's left with custody of three young kids, and dating just isn't his priority, regardless of gender. Still, William absolutely would take the risk of dating a man and even disclosing this to his kids (if they're old enough to keep quiet about it) if he really, really liked someone and intended the relationship to be lifelong. William generally doesn't care if his kids are queer, but his borderline obsession with keeping them safe (especially post-CC's death) can rear its head if they are openly queer. This is absolutely the part where he drops the bombshell of also being queer (if they don't already know) as a way to prove he has a "fair argument" about safety/homophobia. You might expect his reservation to be about the "optics" of him having a queer kid, but by this point (assuming his kid is coming out as a teen), he is actively caring less and less about that. NOTE: In verses where William is lowkey obsessed with head over heels for Henry (which, lbr, can be pretty much from university onwards lmao), he is seemingly much more likely to hint at his orientation, although this is only around Henry. Of course, he's more likely to open up about it/flirt if he thinks the feelings are mutual OR if Henry's queer as well (and Will knows). He also just generally talks about Henry in a way that is. . . potentially telling. Still, he'll claim this is just admiration, which is half true.

[drfrankensteinvsthequeerborgs]

Am I Being Gaslit or Is Hypervigilance Ruining My Life, a 700-page memoir by Claire Novak