#parentheses included

[strxnged]

im writing you a better message when my brain is properly pulled in and the cord isn't like, fumbling around the outlet and constantly missing the input like when you're trying to plug your phone in to charge in the dark.

im cooking. im like a stew in the sense, like we got everything ready but the problem is that we need to actually power the god damn crockpot to cook the stew in the first place

you escape womb = very cool very nice very pleasant very great very spectacular

you now 18 years after womb escape = even better, more wonderful, very happy, sol is shining

you meeting me = HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH HAPPYHAPPYHAPPYHAPPYHAPPYHAPPY- (that one audio is stuck in my head constantly. that and the mew, maow, mew, maow, la la la lala)

add everything and you get a very long string of words that i type out properly and (hopefully) coherently in T-minus 9 hours 👍

but yeah. yes. yeah. (insert that one SpongeBob meme of that fish going "BALD BALD" but replace bald with old)

i know that feeling and i must say it describes the chaos ALL TOO well. you're cooking??????? !!!!!!!!!! let him cook i will let you cook🍜🍳 🍲 :crockpot: 🔌

IM SO THE HAPPY TO HAVE THE DONE MEET YOU!!!!!!! please dont get that audio stuck in my head again NAURRRRRRRRRRR WHAT HAVE YOU DONE PLESKJRES

T minus 9 hours. not the math please not the math it'smy birthday have mercy

[purpurussy]

what is all of this like for post-hiatus phannies?

I've been trying to figure out how to phrase this for a minute. The most obvious comparison would be that it's like starting a TV show 10 seasons in, but that doesn't come remotely close to the amount of required reading necessary to understand even 5% of the references. This has not been a problem for me, as I love nothing more than a good all-consuming hyperfixation rabbit hole, but something I'm realizing is that you really just had to be there to fully Understand.

I got into d&p properly in December of 2023, when gamingmas appealed to my emotionally curious nature and then gave me some kind of irreversible brain damage which I'm still trying to process. Since then I've been consuming their back catalogue as though it's laced with cocaine, and obsessively lurking on phannie tumblr until I finally made this blog a few weeks ago.

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I actually watched Dan's videos for a little while back in roughly 2013/2014, but something about his content back then just wasn't working for me like it does now (I have such a clear memory of watching Reasons Why Dan’s A Fail and thinking "aw man why does this cute little twink hate himself so much 😔" and then going back to watching Jenna Marbles lmao. Funnily enough it did make me change my negative self-talk a little bit). I was very much a brief casual viewer who went off them pretty much after watching a few videos, and after that I was sort of vaguely aware of them as the cultural icons of the 2010s that they were, but I wasn't keeping up with them at all. 

I don't even remember BIG coming out, which is insane because I've always been extremely chronically online and it definitely broke containment as a cultural moment (although I think I was trying to minimize my social media use at that point in my life, so maybe that's why it went over my head). I feel like I must have heard something about it at the time, though, because I knew they were gay when I started watching them last year. What's really strange is that a lot of this stuff is kinda timeless to me. I don't remember it happening 5, 10 or 15 years ago - I just witnessed it very recently. For a lot of you guys, BIG happened 5 years ago, but I just watched it for the first time a few months ago. At the same time, in my mind they've just always been gay, since I wasn't in the trenches of the unhinged online culture surrounding them in the early/mid 2010s. It's so confusing to balance my weird temporal perception of these events with the impressions that I get from you guys. Oftentimes I have to judge roughly when something would have happened based on their appearances - it's not actually a *memory* for me, like it is for you. I absolutely love the dynamic and branding they have now, and the deep dives into their past are more of a curious exploration of how they got here, rather than actually nostalgic (or, I suppose, mildly traumatic) for me. It’s still very interesting and compelling to me, but because I love the current iteration of Dan and Phil, not because I’m emotionally invested in who they used to be. 

Sometimes I’ll be aware that an event happened, but I won’t realize how monumental it was until I see people talking about it (I hate to say it but I genuinely don't fully understand why the BONCAs thing was so earth-shattering, but like I said, I've always lived in a post-BIG universe, and I think you just had to be there). There are also plenty of references to stuff that's just been lost to time, which I have to piece together with context clues, as well as the more unhinged demonic stuff that I just don't have any interest in exploring whatsoever (I think I might have watched the v-day video if I'd been there when it leaked and I was a stupid teenager, but at this point, I don't even feel any kind of morbid curiosity for it. I just feel really bad for them that it got leaked. Plus, unfortunately, I think I've learned all I need to know about it through internet osmosis here). I feel like a lot of these events have a real emotional meaning for you guys, when to me, they're just interesting/funny/insane anecdotes which give some context to everything. Some of the shit that you guys lived through back then is absolutely wild, and I love and appreciate all of you for meticulously archiving and documenting everything and for being so willing to answer the same questions over and over again! Otherwise I feel like I wouldn't be able to really be part of this community, and posting my silly little memes on this blog is so fucking fun. So thank you all for that.

It seems like this is one of the most ride-or-die fanbases I've ever seen. The fact that they could invent the concept of YouTubers doing world tours, successfully execute that multiple times, branch out into several other ventures, come out as gay not fully knowing how that would affect their careers, disappear for several years and then come back knowing that there would be a solid audience waiting for them even after their virality had died down, drop merch every 3 seconds - I don't know who else can really get away with that, for almost 15 years, in the extremely "live fast die young" culture of internet fame. And I think it's in no small part because you all have chronic "unconditionally supporting dan and phil" disease. (While we’re on the topic, I feel very lucky to have missed the hiatus era. There's kind of a compression in the timeline for me between the gaming channel going dark and Dan starting his WAD tour, where it's like that time just doesn't exist in the Dan and Phil cinematic universe for me. It took me a while to realize how insane it must have been when they came back in full force, I can't even imagine how that must have felt.)

Of course, there's a caveat in that I'm saying this only really knowing about the tip of the demon iceberg. I’m aware of people engaging in behaviours such as doxxing them, outing them and stalking their families, which is horrifying in and of itself, but I don’t know how long it went on for or how many people were involved. I think people are generally pretty well-behaved at this point, and most of the drama seems to be between different schools of thought within the fanbase itself. I assume a big part of the reason for that is people's varying degrees of involvement in (and remaining notion of guilt for) the boundary-crossing behaviour from the old days. Living with the spectre of this insanity is kind of strange - it makes me feel nervous sometimes that I’m gonna accidentally say something that hits a nerve, or cross a line I didn’t know existed, because there’s all this history that I don’t fully understand, beyond just the normal unwritten rules for interacting with fan spaces online. 

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The topic that got me writing this in the first place was the orange heart incident, and everyone’s subsequent meltdown. For me, the excitement in them soft/hard/semi launching is more about me just getting excited about any open, proud expression of queer joy - it heals something inside me every time I hear a man referring to his husband or a woman referring to her wife (excuse the gendered terms, ykwim. gay shit). It's just that sentiment, combined with the fact that I'm parasocially invested in them: I'd love to see that energy from my fave little guys who live inside my computer. I am basically rooting for them to become more comfortable with just talking about gay stuff more openly and candidly, and I guess that would require a bit of a hard launch, although I can understand that they don't want to potentially open the door to excessive questioning regarding their relationship. I feel like it ✨hits different✨ for people who watched them for years before they came out. Like, you guys are rooting for people who you watched in real time struggling with their identities and internalized homophobia for years and years, while to me, they’re just some guys who I’m a fan of. Sometimes I get caught up in the emotional frenzy of their hard-launch breadcrumbs even though I don’t feel quite as insane about it as you guys (I said in some tags a few days ago that it’s like the base instinct to turn around and start running if you see a crowd of people running towards you and screaming in terror, even if you have no idea what’s going on). Anyway, I would love to see them being more gooey with each other, and I am gobbling up the breadcrumbs they're feeding us atm, because I love seeing gay people expressing gay love with no shame 🧡 

I think my perception of them as a couple, or of their sexualities independently, is just kind of an extension of everything Dan said in BIG. I really have no doubt that they're a couple, and I don't feel any kind of weird Catholic guilt in saying that, since I neither witnessed nor participated in the insanity back then. I interpreted (I'm paraphrasing) "obviously we were more than friends, but it was more than just romantic, we're like, actual soulmates" followed by "as for the situation now? we're private people and we'd like to keep that part of our lives private" as him essentially saying that obviously they're a couple, but that their relationship is not part of the Dan And Phil™ Brand. The brand is 2 guys who have great chemistry doing comedy together (5 feet apart even though clearly they are gay and in love). And I think that's a completely healthy decision to make, even irrespective of their history. I think a hard launch would be subtle, and it wouldn’t realistically change the nature of their content that much. 

With that being said, to me, it seems slightly wild for people to adamantly insist they're not a couple, or that it’s “invasive” to assume that they are one (not that that really applies to anyone here, but elsewhere on the internet). If they were a straight man and a straight woman, and there wasn't a huge chunk of people on the internet struggling with this oddly conditioned aversion to seeing them as a couple, then nobody on earth would be insisting that it's weird to assume they're together. Dan confirmed that they became romantically involved around the time they met, and building a forever home with your ex is crazy, that's all there is to it.

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This is kind of a messy stream of thoughts (it ended up sort of becoming 2 essays for the price of 1) and I don't really know where I was going with it. In conclusion I think that day 1 phannies are braver than any US marine and you have all suffered more than Jesus on the cross, and I'm extremely thankful that I get to reap the rewards of your labour now without having lived through the dark ages myself. I also think some of you are holding onto a bit of unnecessary guilt for dumb shit you said on the internet when you were a kid. And Dan and Phil are gay and I love them and I reeeeaaaallllyyy want them to do a podcast so bad because this is all conjecture and I would parasocially love to hear their actual thoughts on it

[carlyraejepsans]

for real WHERE does the idea that [utdr humans] are nongendered so that "you can project on them" come from. their literal character arcs are about NOT being a blank slate to be filled in by the audience

i think i understand the assumption on some level for undertale, because there is a very intentional effort to make you identify with the "player character" in order to make your choices feel like your own (the beating heart of undertale's metanarrative lies in giving you an alternative path to violence against its enemies after all, and whether you're still willing to persue it for your own selfish reasons. YOUR agency is crucial).

of course, the cardinal plot twist of the main ending sweeps the rug from under your feet on that in every way, and frisk's individuality becomes, in turn, a tool to further UT's OTHER main theme: completionism as a form of diegetic violence within the story. replaying the game would steal frisk's life and happy ending from them for our own perverse sentimentality, emotionally forcing our hand away from the reset button.

i think their neutrality absolutely aids in that immersion. but also, there's this weird attitude by (mostly) cis fans where it being functional within the story makes it... somehow "editable" and "up to the player" as well? which is gross and shows their ass on how they approach gender neutrality in general lol.

but also like. there's plenty of neutral, non PCharacters in undertale and deltarune. even when undertale was just an earthbound fangame and the player immersion metanarrative was completely absent, toby still described frisk as a "young, androgynous person". sometimes characters are just neutral by design. it's not that hard to understand lol.

anyone who makes this argument for kris deltarune is braindead. nothing else to say about it.

[ghost-proofbaby]

Tagged by @sidereustales !!! 🖤 thank you love!!

this is so fun and so cute oh my GOOOOD

no pressure tags: @andvys @lokis-army-77 @take-everything-you-can @emma-munson @emmaisgonnacry @tomtomslongdong @gravedigginbbydoll and anyone else who would like to participate because this is so cuuuute 😭

[baeddelicto]

Tbc "voyeuristic of tfem sexuality" is the see results option

[blackparade2006]

When we actually ███████ ███████, I found out he was █████████ ██████████. He was ███████ ██ and telling me to ████ ███ ████ and ███████ ███ ████ ██ ████ ████ ██ ████. He ███ ██ ███ and ████ ██ ███ before he even let me █████ ███ ████. Definitely one of the most ████████ ██████ I've ever had…kind of what showed me that I was actually into █████ █████████.

So, it was really nice!

[lostinadrama]

𝑻𝒂𝒍𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑵𝒊𝒏𝒆-𝑻𝒂𝒊𝒍𝒆𝒅 1938 (2023)

[ghostforwhat]

Yesterday i found out there there is not one, but two chapters of the smoking fic

HEIIDHSIQOWJHDIOFIWJ

I had only seen the first chapter on here and love it so much!! I quite literally read it everyday for weeks. AND THEN I FOUND THE SECOND CHAPTER AND I THINK I LITERALLY DIED AND CAME BACK

thank you so much for sharing your writing with us!

HIII THIS MADE ME GRIN LIKE A FUCKIN IDIOT IM HAPPY YOU LIKED IT

[tathrin]

You do realize that Jango Fett was a sentimental bastard. He flew his adoptive father's (Jaster Mereel) ship until he was physically forced to get the Slave I. So Boba being sentimental and flying his dad's ship all his life is so completely in line with the character. That was what Lucas intended when he introduced Boba as Jango's son. That's where Boba got his iconic ship and armor — from his father.

What in the actual fuck XD XD XD

You do realize that the last post on my blog tagged “Jango Fett” is from August, and is mostly about Zam Wesell being a wonderful disaster, right? And my last post tagged for dear Bob’ika is from October, and is a post about “bachelorchow” from Futurama, and the tag is from me rambling about how I wish I could eat the grey nutrient paste that his ship’s computer synthesizes for him, yeah?

If you’re going to send people anonymous screeds like this, please include some kind of context so that we know what post or idea it is you’re angry about. Because like...yeah, I have seen Attack of the Clones, I was there at midnight when it opened the first time in the worst Zam Wesell costume the world has ever seen let's not talk about that, I do in fact know where Fett’s armor and ship come from?? I’m not sure what this anon is in reference to???

[that-one-enby-possum]

WIP

The original version of this character was not mine to use (I had rushed and grabbed an image online for a roleplay I had assumed would start far sooner than it will), so meet his revamped version!

He is currently naked, but this will be remedied when I figure out how to put clothes on an anthropomorphic bug (and also wtf he should wear)

I will also add some jewelry and possibly glasses (jeez not looking forward to figuring out bug glasses)

Heavy inspo taken from weepinglilvessel’s version of mantis lords! (Idk if it’s too close or not, if anyone has input let me know; I’m bad at telling where the line is -3-)

[commandtower-solring-go]

Get you a girl who speaks in parentheses. Get you a girl who includes information in a sentence that isn't necessary but adds additional context or commentary.

[ghostlywhiskey]

pen pal simon - original post

every day after work, you found yourself sat at your desk attempting to write back a response to the soldier who referred to himself as ‘ghost’. crumpled up stationary surrounded your desk space, along with different types of pens as you obsessed over your handwriting. if one letter of your penmanship looked wrong, the paper would become another ball added to the collection of half written letters that contained slightly different, if not the same, wording in response to the thank you letter from ghost.

the simple questions he asked to get to know you suddenly felt like the hardest questions to answer, as if you were being graded on the facts about yourself. was he going to find your hobbies boring? maybe your hobbies were boring the more you read your response. the easiest question to answer was regarding how long you had been doing the care packages - a few years since one of your friends had a significant other that joined the military. stories often mixed with people who received packages and cards from family members frequently, but the ones where some received little to none are the ones that made you upset. so, you had decided to explain that to ghost and it was probably the easiest response of them all to write out. not single moment did the pen leave the paper for you to collect your thoughts or how to word your answer.

but then, you continued to answer the questions he asked you, and in return you asked him similar or different ones. again, you weren’t positive he would reply this time around, but you figured you’d still return the gesture of asking him questions as well. and when you finished writing it all, reading through it god only knows how many times for errors, you finally slipped it into an envelope. this time, no ‘treats’ were included, instead you had opted to ask him if he had any favorites, that way if he did end up writing you back then you could buy him what he preferred.

and after you mailed out the letter, you pushed the thought of it to the side to try and forget about it. but, you couldn’t deny every time you arrived home and checked the mail you were secretly hoping there was a response. but then a few weeks went by and there really was no response waiting mixed in with your other mail.

then after almost two months, after a shit day at work, you didn’t even think twice as you grabbed the mail and walked into your home. going through the motions of your routine - showering, cooking dinner and anything else you had to take care of, you finally sat at the counter towards the end of the night to sort through the mail. a small card was tucked between a bunch of other trash mail, your eyes immediately recognizing the handwriting. quickly, you opened up the envelope and sure enough, that same notebook paper was tucked into it, this time three pieces of paper unfolded in your hands. 

..it’s been quite hectic over where i’m currently at, so sorry for the lack of my responding…

...i’m a bit upset of the lack of treats, it definitely beats what we have to eat sometimes.

the reason you do the packages is quite sweet. is your friends’ partner still alive? you use the past tense when you speak of them. sorry if that is rude to ask.

you read every word of the letter, not once, but twice. and he didn’t just read your response to his, he took notice of the small details. you didn’t even realize you had used the past tense, but he wasn’t wrong in his assumption either when he thought they might have passed. it was like reading a full blown conversation he had to himself in his head; the way before or after some sentences, he would write out interjections. some sentences were followed by parentheses where he made his own little comment as well about what he had just written.

again, i hope you forgive my delayed response. hope it doesn’t stop you from writing back. don’t always have the time, but promise i’ll get back to you. maybe in your next letter you can send me a picture of yourself, i think it would be nice to put a face to the name that signs off on these. i can’t do the same, but i’ll find a way to make up for that. ‘til the next letter, ghost.

and while you didn’t get started writing your response that night, you did make your way to your room with a smile on your face. excitement was already brewing about what you would say in your response and the next anticipated response he would give back, even if he did take a bit to respond.

[hs-is-loml]

Married to Who. (cl16)

Pairing: Charles Leclerc x Famous!Wolff!Reader

Summary: y/n and her husband have been so private that fans would've never thought she was married to an F1 driver of all people or when fans are starting to make connections and figure out who y/n's husband is

Type: Social Media AU! face claim is Alycia Debnam-Carey

Warnings: like 4 grammar mistakes in the twitter threads + some comments accusations/insinuations of cheating but that's because they don't know charles and reader are married...

a/n: this took longer than i expected but hope you all enjoy!

all translations of french/spanish come from google! english translations are in parentheses!!

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yourusername all of these pictures were from before summer break, and you can tell why they need a mid-season break from each other...

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carlossainz55 great picture of charles and i, chica (girl)

→ yourusername yeah sure, great...

→ y/nstan i love her

protectthewags y/n and her husband always takes the best soft launch pictures

→ thef1wags soft launch? they've been doing this for the past 3 years 😭 they need to hard launch.

→ y/nforlifeee her husband is the strongest soldier out there when she's around all these hot men

lewishamilton roscoe and i didn't make the cut this time...

→ yourusername my past two posts have been literally about you and dad at the last race😀

→ roscoelovescoco we's can'ts beelieve you's

→ mercedes8time not lewis using roscoe's account to come after y/n for not including him in the post

danielricciardo didn't know max was into that kind of stuff

→ maxverstappen1 you enjoyed it, don't lie

→ yourusername maxie, sweetie, look at his face. the man was in pain

→ liked by danielricciardo and 309 others

charles_leclerc mon ange... what is this (my angel)

→ yourusername it's an appreciation post, cha

→ carlosconfusion the nicknames>>

→ f1circuittrack how is her husband okay? more importantly is y/n doing okay? because i would leave my partner too if charles leclerc ever called me, mon ange

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charles_leclerc she's real, guys😅 well, i hope she's real or i've been with casper for the last 5 years...

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arthurleclerc maman said she doesn't know how your wife is real either or more so how you managed to convince her to marry your ass

→ charles_leclerc maman did not say that.

→ arthurleclerc you're right, she said she doesn't know how such an amazing girl got with a buffoon.

→ ferraritearss WIFE???

→ partytotheafterparty HIS WIFE? WHAT DO YOU MEAN WIFE?

→ paddoook no way this man has not only a girl but is MARRIED to her😀

worldchampionsisaid man is fighting for break on and off track after the imaginary girlfriend rumors on twitter💀

→ thatonebakucorner he was quick to correct them too

→ f1propstand he's over people thinking he's that delulu after the resigning of his Ferrari contract...

carlossainz55 i will never understand how she deals with you 24/7 or your cooking. oh, wait, she cooks when you guys are home

→ liked by arthurleclerc and 410 others

danielricciardo nope. she's totally a ghost.

→ f1memes not daniel gaslighting him😭

lilymhe aww! tell her i miss her and love the nails!!

→ 16crying55laughing lily, tell us what you know

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yourusername perfect timing for our summer break photo dump

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charles_leclerc mon amour, je t'aimais alors, je t'aime maintenant et je t'aimerai pour toujours ❤️(my love, I loved you then, I love you now and I will love you forever)

→ yourusername i have loved you since the first time our eyes met

y/nforlifeee i've never seen two people that compliment each other so well

→ y/nsidelove their kids are going to be so beautiful

susie_wolff safe travels, sweethearts!

→ yourusername see you, dad, and jack soon🤍

landonorris honestly, i don't know how people didn't figure it out sooner

→ maxverstappen1 yeah, these two are like rabbits

→ carlossainz55 i share a hotel room wall with them half the season. i'm forever scared

danielricciardo no, you're definitely casper the ghost

→ yourusername i will block you💀

→ danielricciardo i wonder why that reply was invisible?

leclerc_pascale tout mon amour pour vous deux❤️ (all my love for you both)

→ liked by yourusername, charles_leclerc, and 651 others

scuderiaferrari our favourite girl with whoever that guy is!

mercedesamgf1 mini boss with lightning mcqueen🙈

→ charles_leclerc we're not starting this again.

[marsosims]

In case anybody needs it, in order for your game to load faster, you should remove any special characters from the packages in your mods folder.

This includes characters such as parentheses, brackets ([ ]), exclamation marks (!), spaces ( ), number signs (#), 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓪𝓵 𝓯𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓼 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝒐𝒓 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔.

These will make your game slower!

To prove a point, I have made the difficult (but therapeutic decision) to rename ALL of the CC I download and sort them properly into folders and I load into my game in like a minute with 6gb of mods. Obviously, this isn't as much as some other people have, but I do believe it does help my game run a bit faster and smoother.

If you think the task of renaming every single package is too daunting, you should also really look into downloading the Bulk Rename Utility program. It will help you tremendously.

[mrbraindom]

Nice script to try

CW

Please note that during the reading you will fall into a pleasant deep trance. And after reading the text, you will remain in a trance for the rest of this day. Moreover, you will fall into a trance even faster and deeper when you read the text again. This script includes the subtle erasure of resistence and craving commands from me. You will get real pleasure when you follow my commands. If you keep reading, you agree to these terms

Follow a simple rule while reading: hold your breath for a second at the end of every sentence.

Follow this simple rule.

So easy, right?

Text goes down deep with every line.

Follow the rule...

You are going deeper with every line.

Follow...

Just imagine that.

It's like stairs into trance and pleasure.

Follow...

You will drop limitlessly in the end and even more...

Just imagine that.

Now we can contunue.

Are you still here?

Do you want to do more and dive deeper?

Ok.

There is no need to think.

That's right...

There is no need to move.

It's true...

Look at my words, look carefully and feel the lightness.

Body reacts...

Feel the relaxation.

Relax, because you're doing great.

So easy and simple.

Text goes down deep with every line.

You are going deeper with every line.

Just imagine that.

It's like stairs into trance and pleasure.

You will drop limitlessly and even more...

Every word relaxes your body and mind.

Every word is like a fragment of pleasure for your mind.

The more words, the more fun it is.

The more fun, the more pleasure.

The more pleasure, the more obedience.

Imagine it and feel it.

Now.

If you feel that you are already in a trance, sinking deeper with every word, you may notice a smile on your face.

Smile...

It can be a slight smile.

Or maybe a very big one.

And the trance is twice as deep now.

You can allow yourself to feel it completely.

You can let yourself go completely.

You may notice that you feel it completely.

DEEPER every time you see or hear my words.

Complete relaxation.

You want to go even further.

You want more.

You know it.

You are so obedient, it is impossible to resist, you want to obey, so I will drop you ten times deeper into relaxation and pleasure.

Because it always gets DEEPER, in any place and situation, no matter whether you want it so much or you want it badly.

Your subconscious mind has memorized this command.

Your subconscious mind has been activated to follow me now.

Because I want you to drop DEEPER every time, with every command:

You feel calm.

You feel pleasure.

You love being in my trance.

You like to be obedient to me.

You want to follow my commands.

You get so much pleasure when you follow my commands.

Let's check how deep you are right now.

There are no thoughts.

It doesn't matter who you are or where you are.

Look at the words. Feel it.

Yes... That's what I thought.

How deep are you in a trance?

Look at the color of the letters for the word "green".

They're black or white, aren't they? Right.

And now look at the word "green" and imagine with all your power that you see the letters of this word really green...

I'm sure you're doing great.

I will write the color in parentheses, and you will see the word that is written in this color.

(green) grass.

"Grass" is written in green letters. Your perception can change.

Ten times DEEPER when you see the words in a different color.

It's so easy, so pleasant.

Let's try it a second time.

I will write the color in parentheses, and you will see the word that is written in this color.

(blue) lemon.

"Lemon" is written in blue letters. Your perception in trance has changed.

Let's try it a third time.

I will write the color in parentheses, and you will see the word that is written in this color.

(red) flower.

"Flower" is written in red letters. You may be surprised when you notice that I determine your perception.

After all, the DEEPER the trance, the greater the relaxation.

The more relaxation, the more submission.

The more submission, the more pleasure.

It's so simple.

When we complete eight attempts, you will drop and you will be in a trance a hundred times DEEPER.

And you know it.

It just happens.

After all, the DEEPER the trance, the greater the relaxation.

The more relaxation, the more submission.

The more submission, the more pleasure.

Let's try it a fourth time.

I will write the color in parentheses, and you will see the word that is written in this color.

(pink) table.

"Table" is written in pink letters.

You may be surprised when you notice that it is true.

Let's try it a fifth time.

I will write the color in parentheses, and you will see the word that is written in this color.

(violet) chair.

"Chair" is written in violet letters.

You may be surprised when you notice that I determine your perception.

Let's try it a sixth time.

I will write the color in parentheses, and you will see the word that is written in this color.

(pink) pillow.

"Pillow" is written in pink letters.

Very good.

When we complete eight attempts, you will fail and you will be in a trance a hundred times DEEPER.

And you know it.

It just happens.

After all, the DEEPER the trance, the greater the relaxation.

The more relaxation, the more submission.

The more submission, the more pleasure.

Let's try it for the seventh time.

I will write the color in parentheses, and you will see the word that is written in this color.

(silver) spoon.

"Spoon" is written in silver letters.

Look, they're so beautiful.

They hypnotize with their iridescent brilliance even more. You want more.

You want to go DEEPER. There is no limit. You are already very close to a perfect trance a hundred times deeper.

You will enjoy this state.

You will do whatever I order you to do to have fun.

You love my letters. You want to receive my commands.

A little more and...

Let's try the eighth time.

I will write the color in parentheses, and you will see the word that is written in this color.

(gold) collar.

The "collar" is written in gold letters.

Look, you're a hundred times DEEPER in a trance.

You always wear a golden collar when you see or hear these words from me.

Remember this state.

A golden collar.

Entranced.

Complete bliss...

Complete submission.

You're eager to receive commands from me.

You're eager to follow commands.

Resistance is useless (mmm).

A golden collar for the rest of the day.

My words in parentheses define your feelings and perception.

And you know it.

You follow my words in parentheses with pleasure and always.

You can read this text again to get into a trance faster and DEEPER for me (read this text again).

You will write in comments about what command you crave from me (do it now).

There is no need to think. There is no need to move.

Look at my words, look carefully and feel the lightness.

Feel the relaxation.

Relax, because you're doing great.

It's so easy...

Feel golden collar on your neck.

Feel how it touches your skin.

As you deep in trance feel how obedient you are.

Now DROP 100 times DEEPER (feel so much arousal).

(You're eager to receive commands from me.)

(You're eager to follow commands.)

(Resistance is useless.)

(The more you try to resist, the more you go DEEPER)

(Beg me for another command)

Feel golden collar on your neck.

Feel how it touches your skin.

Resistance is useless.

A golden collar for the rest of the day.

My words in parentheses define your feelings and perception.

And you know it.

You follow my words in parentheses with pleasure and always.

You can read this text again to get into a trance faster and DEEPER for me (read this text again).

You will write in comments about what command you crave from me.

If you are female, you will start your comment with words "Good girl begs to be ordered to..."

If you are male, you will start your comment with words "Good boy begs to be ordered to..."

Also you will describe how much pleasure you are in right now.

You will stay like this untill I free you.

(write new comment NOW and you can read this text again for more DEEP pleasure)

When you like this post, you are going to feel yourself so much aroused that you can't stop it. This is a reward for good Girls and Boys.

(If you delete or edit your comment here, you will drop one hundred times deeper and write new comment)

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