#parkour warrior is american ninja warrior

[fatale-distraction]

BG3 NPC Social Media Headcanons Part…4???? Part 4

Here’s some more!!

Zevlor: starts out pretty normal. Support group stuff for former Hellriders. Typical awkward selfies from an older guy trying to keep up with The Youths and their social media. Then he makes the mistake of posting an old photo of himself and his old Hellrider squad, and a current gym selfie. All of a sudden he has five million followers and gets hundreds of thirsty-ass yes daddy fmu grandpa DMs he doesn’t know what to do with. He has to ask Tav to turn off private messaging and help him moderate comments for awhile. He’s pretty flustered but also kinda flattered. But damn these young people today are horny.

Dammon: literally a modern day blacksmith. Always posting progress pics and vids of his latest projects. Mostly replica weaponry, but he does some pretty cool art too. He also really enjoys welding art and has a professional set up in his garage. Lots of thirsty comments and DMs. About half of them are from Tav, Karlach, Lia and Cal.

Auntie Ethel: no one really knows, but it must be pretty bad because she’s constantly being banned and has to create new profiles. Another MLM mastermind, but her accounts never last long enough to figure out what she’s actually even selling.

Lorroakan: Oh my god the biggest fucking douchebag ever. Constantly suspended for harassment, and then he goes and makes videos about how the site admins are assholes and violating his right to free speech. Rolan and Aylin are constantly dunking on him, often in tandem, with some truly incredible roasts. They’re works of art, frankly. The only reason Lorroakan has so many followers is to see him constantly being wrecked.

Mizora: thirst-trap galore, but she NEVER gets suspended or banned. She’s always EXACTLY within the TOS. Constantly hitting up Wyll on new accounts because he’s blocked her on so many different ones.

Wulbren: he has zero followers because NO ONE LIKES HIM. Tav is the gender-neutral king of the Wulbren Sucks Donkey Ass club regardless of whether they’re dating Barcus.

Aradin: hasn’t had a social media account since Aylin made him piss his pants for doxxing her.

Omeluum and Blurg: have a cute educational video series doing experiments, teaching about Underdark stuff, and educating people about the so-called “evil” races like Illithids, Bugbears, Drow, Deep Gnomes, and Goblins. Such wholesome content. These guys are the best. They have the cutest bromance selfies.

Lakrissa: idk why but she gives me American Ninja Warrior vibes. Always posts videos of herself trying out new tricks at the ninja gym, archery range, sword fighting club etc. Super sassy motivational videos. Shows up for Karlach’s jackass and parkour videos.

Alfira: the PUREST music channel!!! Not only does she post awesome songs but she’s also super motivational to other artists and really open about her process and struggles. “Not every song is going to be a banger. It’s okay to just have fun and be silly with it sometimes. Some of my best songs have come about from just letting go and feeling my emotions.” She and Lakrissa have the cutest selfies.

Duke Ravengard: pretty typical politician social media, but he makes cute posts with Wyll and does a lot of outreach to troubled youth and current and former Fists.

Popper: TREATOOOOOOOOOOOS

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[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

people always forget that the people ethan killed were attacking, chasing, or torturing him first

he doesnt go out of his way to just kill people because he assumes they r evil i promise lol

he kills them because he literally cannot leave their domain and they will torture him or kill him

everyone else who isnt attacking him he actively tries to save, zoe (in the end he had only on serum tho :( he does send her help and has a lovely phone call with her after tho), luzia, literally all the remaining villagers

with miss dimitrescu he literally enters the castle to search for his daughter (which he rightfully assumes they have since they were all arguing to kill him in a church 2 minutes ago) he does nothing but walk around before the daughters hook through his legs drag him around and then hang him up by the hands

after that they litterally actively chase him around, like u cant do anything, they try to kill u, ethan cant just leave he is cornered and will be killed. he doesnt chase after the daughters or search for them so he can get rid of them, they chase him and try to kill him

for donna (i love her btw) she lures ethan to her house with hallucinations of his DEAD wife and then LETS him INTO her house… like he didnt break in and start hunting her i promise, she leads him to a door and then OPENS it for him… like she could have just… not opened the door… LOL

after that ethan doesnt even know hes killing donna, she makes him play hide and seek with a doll, and if he doesnt find the doll like 73 dolls with knives and glass or something will stab him to death. he has to play!

MOREAU (guppy… hes so sad i lauve him…) ethan doesnt even try to engage, he just tries to grab the flask and leave lol

he gets caught, says something corny and then gets trapped lol

yes he calls moreau a freak, i would also call the fish momster that owns a piece of my daughter a freak

karl is a special case, because technically he isnt really… trying to kill ethan.. and he does offer his deal

but 1, the deal sucks and 2 he puts him through american ninja warrior and makes him parkour through his factory abt to die every 3 seconds

the deal involves using rose, HIS BABY that he has been fighting for this entire game, his entire goal, and use her as a weapon obviously he would say no

he isnt trying to purposely go out of his way and kill these people because hes ignorant, they literally have pieces of his baby and attack him

[h3xactinellida]

drag race should replace every challenge with an american ninja warrior style parkour course

[vanillamissionary]

My toxic trait is that I'm certain I could do American Ninja Warrior.

I have not trained for Ninja Warrior. I am slightly athletic at best. Kinda muscly. An absolute B- cardio effort. My parkour days are dead as dubstep.

But every time I see American Ninja Warrior that evil little voice in my head whispers "Bro. You so could though."

And I believe it.

[mongayakai]

There was this game I played when I was younger that I couldn't remember the name of. I'm still not entirely sure it's from a dream. Something like "if I were a dragon" or "Celeste Impact" or whatever. Some sort of life Sim that had a traumatic action packed angst story and some American ninja warrior stuff going on. A bit of minecraft building too. A lot of parkour, some npcs that made mybheart cry, something about a manufactured war between angels and demons where both sides were being used to fearmonger against eachother. There was a part where an angel was being executed by being placed in an incinerator and there was just a tiny window so that they and the demon who was ordered to just blindly turn it on and not ask questions could see eachother and associate the violence with eachother. I remember it being extremely gender affirming and searching for it, trying to remember what it was, and when I stumbled upon it by chance, I tried to play it.

...

... and it hurt.

I may or may not have been off my meds

[ninjasports]

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[colonialcapitaltours]

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[stay-healthy-org]

5 Pillars Of Fitness For Life

5 Pillars Of Fitness For Life - Want stellar health and a killer physique without the forced-march workouts? Get some skin back in the game with these 5 pillars of fitness for life! So, picture this: A 55-year-old grandfather of eight is hanging from a pair of bungee cords 15 feet in the air, preparing to launch himself toward a pipe suspended 6 feet away. At 55? Yup... This is the scene at the 2019 Oklahoma City finals of American Ninja Warrior, and Jon “Rockman” Stewart is tackling Bungee Road, an obstacle that has humbled several competitors half his age. The sinewy 145 pound man hurls himself into empty air, floats, locks onto the beam, swings a few times, and dismounts. The crowd cheers and whistles. The eye-popping move secures the Utah-based construction manager a trip to the show’s national finals. Stewart says he came by his fitness naturally. “I got my core strength from working our family farm as a kid in Idaho,” he says. His ripped upper body and never-quit legs were forged from 20 years of scrambling up rock faces and frequent, rigorous mountain bike outings. In other words, Stewart sculpted his incredible physique and athleticism by following his bliss. He’s not alone. People are coming at fitness from all these different angles now. Online videos have led to an exciting cross-pollination among fitness tribes. CrossFitters are doing parkour and MMA; distance runners and triathletes are trying Olympic lifting. This newly omnivorous approach to staying in shape highlights an element that’s often missing from exercise programs. In the pursuit of ripped abs and flagstone pecs, many of us have lost sight of that most essential property of physical recreation—fun. Maybe it’s time for you to find a plan that can give you the body you want without it feeling like forced labor. A plan that’s both engaging and effective, a challenge for your brain and biceps alike. Submitted for your approval: the new pillars of lifelong fitness. 1. Quit Obsessing Over How You Look Forty years ago, during the Pumping Iron era, fitness was defined by how you looked in a Speedo (yikes! Remember those??). If you didn’t have softball biceps and single-digit body fat, you had no business calling yourself fit. Today most guys realize that getting super jacked and lean is difficult to do and takes years. A recent NCAA analysis found that single-digit body fat is rare, even among elite athletes in their prime. For example: The average body fat percentage for running backs at the NFL Combine from 2006 to 2013 was nearly 12 percent. Indeed, extreme leanness and muscularity—the kind you see in supplement ads—is not only an unrealistic goal for most busy guys but also unnecessary for athleticism. Stop staring in the mirror and focus on performance instead. Work on nailing your first pull-up, then your first five. Try cracking 21 minutes in a 5K, then 19. Conquer a 5.2 rock face, then a 5.3. Train for Performance Consider the fitness journey of Scott Ferrara, 42, a teacher in Los Angeles. “In my 20s, my goal was to be as big as possible. I was in pain. I was eating 10 chicken breasts a day. It wasn’t enjoyable.” Ferrara eventually switched gears. He completed an Olympic-distance triathlon and then participated in numerous obstacle course races on the West Coast. Now that he’s more concerned about his finishing times than his arm circumference, he’s respecting his limits. “I check in to see what my body needs on a given day,” he says. Ironically, Ferrara says he looks better now than he did when he was pumping iron—a common result of switching to performance training. “Aesthetics are best obtained from training for performance,”says Mark Rippetoe, the author of Starting Strength. “Form follows function.” 2. Do Anything But Nothing Some fitness hucksters believe that certain approaches work because they resemble the activities of our forefathers. Nonsense, says Daniel Lieberman, Ph.D., a professor of human evolutionary biology at Harvard. “Prescribing fitness and diet regimens based solely on what our ancestors did is rife with logical problems... We also evolved to sometimes fight, lie, get anxious, age, and die.” In fact, science suggests that you can get healthier, stronger, and fitter by following any plan regularly. The CDC recommends 150 minutes a week of moderate-intensity aerobic activity, along with twice-weekly muscle strengthening sessions. It’s not a high bar, but 76 percent of men don’t reach it, the CDC reports. That’s despite the fact that “moderate exercise” covers abroad array of activities, from jogging and yoga to martial arts and rock climbing. It even includes some activities many jocks might consider too easy. “Brisk walking on its own is great for health,” says David Katz, M.D., Ph.D., director of Yale’s Prevention Research Center. The best exercise, he says, is the exercise people actually do. Seek Simplicity and Proximity The simplest rule: do something every day. That’s not easy. For documentary filmmaker George Kunhardt, 29, that lesson came a bit later in life. “I was an athlete in high school, but when I got to college I partied a lot.” By the time he started his career, his weight was normal but his body was soft. That’s when Kunhardt discovered a CrossFit gym near his office. The key variables to its appeal were proximity and simplicity: He could walk there and do the workout that was posted on the blackboard. Now Kunhardt trains six days a week; his body is harder and he can bang out sets of 40 unbroken pullups. He’s rediscovered both his competitive fire and his love of fitness. “It’s my number one stress reliever. When I’m at the gym, I go to my happy place,” he says. So if you simply do anything active for 30 to 45 minutes a day, says Dr. Katz, your health will benefit. You will also likely enhance your quality of life and longevity. Of course, strategically varying the intensity of your activity will impact your results. That’s why we have Pillar 3. 3. Train, Don't Exercise Photo by technotr/Getty Images To a strength coach, exercise and training are as different as chalk and cheese. “Exercise is something you do today because of how it makes you feel today,”says Rippetoe. “Training is a planned process to achieve a result somewhere down the road.” Most gymgoers are exercisers, says Rippetoe. They might hit chest and tris on Monday, run a few miles on Tuesday, and shoot hoops on Thursday. Each workout bears little relation to the one before or after it, so their progress is minimal. Yes, it’s infinitely better than nothing at all. But to improve your performance at a particular activity, you need to program a performance increase for that activity consistently. “I don’t want my muscles to be confused,” he says. “I want them to know exactly how I want them to adapt.” Set Multiple Goals An effective exercise routine is shaped by specific goals—short-term as well as long-term—toward which every workout is a distinct stepping-stone. That often requires taking the long view. “Let’s say you want to run a 10K. You might have five obstacles you need to overcome before you can complete that goal,” says Alex Viada, C.S.C.S., of Complete Human Performance in Durham, North Carolina. You may need to address your mobility or body composition before you can start thinking about your running pace. But even if you have a long way to go, Viada says, just ask yourself what you can do now to bring each goal a little closer and make the big goal easier. Then get to work on that—consistently—one workout at a time. 4 . Change It Up Photo by PhotoAlto/Sandro Di Carlo Darsa/Getty Images Here's the curveball: To make that progress, you need to take strategic recovery breaks. “A lot of activities that we think are helpful are not,” says Andreo Spina, D.O., a chiropractor and mobility expert. Among these are some of our favorite pastimes. When major league baseball coaches and trainers ask him how to prevent elbow injuries in their pitchers, Spina tells them, only half jokingly, “Have them play another position.” From baseball and basketball to swimming and track-and-field events, sports are “man-made” activities, Spina argues. Many of them place asymmetrical demands on the body. Tennis and squash, for example, tax one arm and shoulder while leaving the other mostly out of the action. Swimming works your upper body more than your lower, while running and cycling do the opposite. The potential damage isn’t limited to knees and ankles. A study in the Journal of Applied Physiology revealed that the heart valves of lifelong runners showed elevated risk of failure. Sure, sports belong in your training program, but focusing on a single sport or activity—year-round, with no time to heal and rebalance—might hurt you. For most of us, the ideal strategy is a three-weeks-on, one-week-off plan. For three weeks, gradually increase your workload at your activity of choice. Do more sets, reps, and weight if you’re into strength training; more distance or speed if you’re a cyclist or runner; more height, speed, or difficulty if you’re a climber. Then ease off for a week and come back to focus on a slightly different microgoal. HIIT Your Target “If you’re a runner, you might plan a block where you do hills, another where you do speed or track work, and another where you work on endurance,” says Matt Dixon, a former pro triathlete and the founder of purplepatchfitness.com.“Even that simple change of stimulus will yield bigger results than just working randomly,” he says. Reams of research have shown that one approach worth most guys’ time is high-intensity interval training, or HIIT. This involves multiple short bursts of super intense exercise (like eight rounds of 30-second bike sprints) separated by periods of low-intensity movement or rest (like 90 seconds of easy spinning). HIIT has many proven advantages over steady-state cardio. The workouts are short and adaptable, challenging both your aerobic and anaerobic energy systems and burning fat more effectively. Plus, most guys think they’re more fun. In a 2011 study, just three 20-minute HIIT workouts a week measurably improved participants’ body composition, metabolism, and cardio fitness. The one downside? You might work too hard, too fast—especially if you choose a high-impact exercise like sprinting. Avoid exhaustion and injury by doing bodyweight exercises only once a week. Squats, pushups, and step ups work well—30 seconds on, 30 seconds off for each, followed by a 2-minute rest, for 5 to 10 rounds. Try 50-meter swim sprints on another day (10 reps, resting for as long as it takes to complete 1 rep). Another day you could do hill sprints on a grassy surface (do 10 and then walk down the hill to recover). Bored or excessively sore? Just abbreviate your work periods, or do mobility exercises during your rest time. 5. Listen to Your Body Photo by Mike Kemp/Getty Images Two years ago, John Short, a 60-year-old professor at Cal State Fullerton, was a chronic overexerter. He’d play 90 holes of golf over a weekend, jump into pickup basketball games, and power through sets of burpees—with a 40-pound vest—just to see if he could do it. Sometime between his umpteenth acupuncture treatment and anti-inflammatory injection, Short got wise. “When you’re in your late 50s, you have to walk a fine line between pushing enough and pushing too far,” he says. He dropped the weighted burpees, hooked up with a trainer, and replaced running with rucking—walking with a weighted pack. He’s currently gunning for an injury-free, top 10 finish in a Spartan race. He’s training smarter. “So many guys my age get hurt and pack it in,” Short says. The answer isn’t to give up altogether; it’s to adjust your routine. Exercise is dose-dependent medicine—your body thrives on just enough of it. “Beyond a certain point, there is actually net harm from extreme exertion,” says Dr. Katz. Dialing It Back Can Be Smart How do you find the sweet spot? Make sure your workout feels like work. Lifting to “volitional fatigue,” the point at which you can’t do any more reps while maintaining good form, is a more significant factor in determining muscle growth than weight lifted or reps performed, a new study reveals. “As long as you work to fatigue, it doesn’t matter whether you’re lifting 125 pounds 25 times or 250 pounds eight times,” says study author Stuart Phillips, Ph.D., a professor of kinesiology at McMaster University. Hard work leads to progress, regardless of the load lifted. To determine when you’ve reached your limit on a workout or activity, try the toe-touch test: Before your workout and between sets (or sprints or rounds of golf or sets of tennis), bend forward and reach for your toes. “If the movement you’re performing agrees with you, you’ll find that your range of motion will increase,” says David Dellanave, C.S.C.S., a Philadelphia strength coach. Feeling looser and being able to reach farther means your body is green-lighting that exercise. If, on the other hand, you get tighter (you can’t bend forward as far), then adjust, move on to a new exercise, or towel off and head home. Skipping a set or two in a planned work-out sounds heretical to some hard-core gymgoers. Dellanave disagrees: “Unless you’re a competitive athlete, there’s no need to do any particular exercise in a training session,” he says. Your mission, then, is to put these rules together to figure out your perfect training plan. It starts with doing things consistently (Pillar 2). Fine-tune with Pillar 4. Choose a range of activities in a variety of intensities: two or three days of higher-in-tensity activities (sprints, heavy lifting, climbing, or body-weight strength circuits) coupled with another two or three days of easier stuff, like hiking, jogging, or cycling. Track a few metrics, such as distance covered, weight lifted, and reps completed so you know when you’re get-ting better (as per Pillars 1 and 3), and use those stats to determine if you should go hard or go home (Pillar 5). Finally, whenever and however you can, whether it’s part of a formal workout or not, just play. Shoot hoops with friends, toss a ball with your kid, make like a ninja on the monkey bars. “Pick something you like and go for it,” says Stewart. “If you don’t have a smile on your face when you’re working out, you’re doing something wrong.” Read the full article

[birdsong-18]

i would love to see an irl mcc where…

this is ace race:

this is survival games:

this is hole in the wall:

this is parkour tag:

this is parkour warrior:

this is sands of time:

this is big sales at buildmart:

and, of course, this is dodgebolt:

and i just want to see mcc irl with streamers who are sweaty gamers, and i wanna see who the buff ones are

[softpine]

This is just a little fun thing I saw and I thought of when I saw Elaine and Austin doing parkour. There's a video of a woman who was doing an obstacle course and she focused most of her strength in her lower half, whereas men use a lot of upper body strength. I like to think that Elaine found *her* way of doing parkour.

i think i might have watched that same video!! or maybe it was something similar, but either way, i completely agree!! i tried to show as much movement as i could through static poses, but if you look at the differences between austin's form vs. elaine's, i hope it's obvious that elaine is a lot slower but more precise – partly because she's inexperienced, but also because that's just her style. and i can definitely see how it would be more beneficial to use her lower body strength (she’s tiny but her legs are long as hell fjskjd) so i'll keep that in mind if/when she gives parkour another go! 💖

[thepermanentrainpress]

The Permanent Rain Press Interview with Mathis Owhadi. (Watch in HD)

We had the opportunity to interview Mathis Owhadi during the airing of American Ninja Warrior Season 12. Stay tuned to hear "The Kid" chat about returning for the new season, friendship with his fellow competitors, advice for aspiring young ninjas, and maintaining a healthy mindset.  

[obeymycok]

Obey Me Game Show??

We pay the bare minimum for television and have like 20 channels so I’ve been watching a lot lately with my parents. I don’t know honestly I just haven’t posted my own content recently and most ideas have already been done so I’m scraping the bottom of the barrel lmao. Still, hope you guys like this :)

Lucifer

I feel like he’d be a ‘Wheel of Fortune’ guy

Pat’s losing his filter when he makes fun of people so I feel like they’d get along fairly well

Also feel like he’s a puzzle solver so he’d be able to guess the puzzles pretty fast too

He might get upset at the wheel if it keeps fucking him over, but other than that I think he’d actually like playing

Definitely watches it when it’s on (and he has free time) and yells as dumb contestants and laughs when they blow it

It relieves his stress💅

But yeah overall he would like to watch or play ‘Wheel Of Fortune’.

Mammon

Mammon would be an unstoppable force playing ‘The Price Is Right’

The Avatar of Greed KNOWS how much the things he wants are, that’s why he steals them (he can’t afford them) 

They might actually think he’s cheating because he keeps guessing the exact prices and getting bonus money (ok but his brothers standing up for him because they KNOW he’s just that awesome in this area😭)

Plus, he’d have just the energy they look for when picking participants

As for just watching at home though, I think he’d really like ‘Press Your Luck’

The ONLY reason he doesn’t play it is because his luck is shit (and the little guys taunting him would make him cry on TV)

He also enjoys watching people lose their stuff and getting taunted because hey, at least it isn’t him

Overall, he’ll play on any money making game show, as long as there’s a good chance he’ll win, and he’ll watch the ones where other people often lose.

Leviathan

I had a hard time deciding with Levi so this one’s gonna be a little long

He would probably do something he thinks could be pretty easy with minimal moving and talking (because tbh he’s already shitting himself being in front of people on STAGE???me too Levi, me too)

Something like ‘Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?’ because “of course I am! I may be a yucky shut in otaku but I’m pretty smart!” but also ‘Funny You Should Ask’

At first I was thinking nah but since the celebrity guests are really the stars for the most part, he’d feel more comfortable without all the attention

He’s not really into watching game shows when he could be re watching TSL or reading the new Ruri-chan manga, but if he’s forced to spend time with his brothers he’d like watching the obstacle course ones like ‘American Ninja Warrior’

‘Floor Is Lava’ would be a nostalgic one for him and he’d think the contestants that made it were just like the protagonist in that one anime he saw ‘There’s lava everywhere but I can just parkour my way out and rescue everyone along the way’ 

I feel like while Levi doesn’t like being athletic, he certainly can, being the Grand Admiral of Hell’s Navy

Also he gets teleported into like every other game he buys, he’s had to have built SOME muscle literally fighting for his life on a daily basis for the achievement 

He would be a good big brother and help Beel build on obstacle course (with a little merch persuasion) and partake with him if he’s in a good mood

Overall Levi himself would play the ones where he has a good chance of winning at least something. He likes to watch the more active ones though, and might possibly partake in them if his brothers are doing it as well.

Satan

Very much a ‘Jeopardy’ bitch

We stan a smart king

But really though it is his dream to one day play ‘Jeopardy’ and his hero is Ken Jennings

He’d also settle for something like ‘25 Words Or Less’ or ’Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?’

Really, he’s just itching for a chance to show off all the knowledge he’s acquired and if he can make money at the same time? Well, who is he to tamper with fate

He’d like to watch things where the people could easily fail or get hurt. ‘Wipeout’ is a weekly special with him and Belphie since it always makes them cry with laughter. A guaranteed mood lifter.

Will also watch ‘Press Your Luck’ with Mammon because he likes the Whammy

Overall, when playing he would present himself as very sophisticated and it would not really be a game to him. Being an observer, he turns into the little menace he was born as and craves violence.

Asmodeus

Also very obvious, something that has to do with love, dating, or sex

Would love to give ‘The Dating Game’ a try but would riot if he wasn’t picked

He’d also love the really scandalous ones like ‘Love Island’, ‘Too Hot To Handle’, and ‘The Bachelor/Bachelorette’

You cannot tell me Asmo wouldn’t be a special guest on ‘Ru Paul's Drag Race’

He’d eat up every single contestant if he participated so he gets his grand entrance in a stunning outfit and then gets to judge all the others

As salty as he is about not being able to be the star or “prize” every time, (he’s the only one in existence to be pretty enough as a prize), he will absolutely stay up to date with every single season

He just HAS to know if Bethany went with that no good liar Brian! (I’m sorry all Brians)

Overall, I know Asmo’s was short but he isn’t too into the game show aspect of it rather than the drama and fashion.He’d only watch what he’d partake in because that’s what interests him.

Beelzebub

Sweet Beel is a family oriented demon who does anything to make happy memories with his brothers

He’d absolutely cry at the opportunity to play ‘Family Feud’ with his brothers and the residents or Purgatory Hall. 

If he was on the actual game show he’d be destroyed knowing only 5 people can play, but Belphie happily gives up his spot to cheer them on, as does Lucifer, satisfied his brothers are working together

Steve Harvey loves him the most by far since his answers are always unintentionally funny

If they played their own family feud in the devildom, Diavolo would be insistent that they all play together with 6 on each team

Team Lucifer would be Lucifer, Diavolo, Barbatos, Simeon, Beelzebub, and MC

Team Fuck Lucifer would be Satan, Belphegor, Solomon, Mammon, Asmodeus, and Leviathan

Just switch MC and Solomon if you wanna be on Team Fuck Lucifer instead

Luke would be the host because he didn’t wanna be on a team with Lucifer, or on a team without MC or Simeon. Yes, Simeon did make them censor fuck before Luke got back with desserts

(Que me wanting to write Obey Me Family Feud now idc if you use this idea just credit me lol)

Anyways, mans would also love to do shit like ‘American Ninja Warrior’ and ‘Floor Is Lava’ too because obviously

He’s down for anything that makes his workouts better and he would annihilate most if not all of the competitors.

He wouldn’t be able to compete in competitive cooking shows though because he’d just eat the raw ingredients and get sued probably

Overall, he mostly likes watching what he’d want to play/do. He’ll have to have tons of snacks if he ever wants to watch ‘Master Chef’ or ‘Hell’s Kitchen’ though, or else he’ll take a bite out of the TV (not exaggerated)

Belphegor (drug TW?)

no 😊

He does not have the energy nor the motivation to participate in a game show

Give him an adderall, put him on ‘Jeopardy’ and see what happens I guess. 

He is very smart he’s just lazy and doesn’t use his knowledge. But if all he has to do is press a button and answer in the form of a question, he can do that

He’d do a team game show like ‘Family Feud’ because Beel or MC wanted to, or because Satan made a good point in using it in his plan to humiliate Lucifer

Basically his only drive is drugs, family, and revenge, family being the most shocking

He always looks forward to his weekly ‘Wipeout’ binge session with Satan because it lifts his spirits and it’s funny to imagine Lucifer getting whacked in the head

Another one that likes watching others suffer but he’ll watch some cooking shows if Beel seems interested (so he can make something for him later 😭)

Overall a menace to society without the energy to act on his thoughts but he does have his sweet moments as well

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random haikyuu!! headcanons

m.list

part 1 ⇾ part 2 ⇾ part 3 ⇾...

akaashi

akaashi is a plant hoarder

the first time bokuto came over he named all of akaashi’s plants after their teammates

when the third years graduated, akaashi gave them each their respective plant as a goodbye gift

not a dry eye in sight

iwaizumi

if the strap of your tank top slides down your arm, he’ll pull it back up for you

nishinoya 

had a massive American Ninja Warrior phase

would climb and jump off of things at practice (including people sorry tsuki)

yells "parkour” to fake people out

he got hinata hooked too

until they broke something at ukai’s store and then got banned :(

kageyama

he scream sneezes

don’t bring it up though it embarrasses him

he gets anxious during allergy season

tanaka

every time he passes a mirror he does finger guns at himself 

and the lip bite face but unironically

that’s where he practices his pick up lines for kiyoko so he has to hype himself up somehow

tsukishima 

most of the time he’s not even playing music out of his headphones 

he just doesn’t want people to talk to him

same

kuroo

he is a massive marvel fan and you cannot tell me otherwise (really all of nekoma, they’re nerds)

tony stark is his idol

the moment he saw the end scene where steve rogers and peggy were slow dancing, he knew that the same song would be playing during his wedding

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If you're an overweight woman who wants to start exercising, start with walking...

Boring. I want to parkour. Swordfight. Hockey. I want to train for american ninja warrior. I want to sign up for a ridiculously intensive bootcamp, cry and suffer for two weeks, but then the worst part will have been behind me and I'll be a little bit more in shape.

But I twisted my ankle too many times and it's been hurting.

I just want to do parkour, is that too much to ask.

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Class 1-A on Various TV Shows

So this is the first part of a "tv show" themed series of headcanons I have planned. I still have some requests to get to, but I hope y'all can enjoy these in the meantime!

Bakugou:

-American Ninja Warrior

- Please, you can’t tell me they wouldn’t have a pro-hero version of ANW. It’d have to be an international/Japanese version in this case, but the concept would be the same.

-SHOW SUMMARY: So in case you’ve never seen/heard of American Ninja Warrior, it’s a game show (?) where contestants have to cross a challenging obstacle course that tests your athleticism and physical strength. The course is outside (w a crowd watching), and there’s water beneath the course, so if you fall, you’re off the show. To win, you have to have the fastest time of all the successful contestants. END SUMMARY

-Anyway, in his introduction clip, they’d show Bakugou doing some intense training/parkour or whatever and he’s like “This’ll be an easy win. I do courses like these as a light workout”, you know, the usual arrogance we all love so much.

-Would be one of those contestants with a backyard Ninja course/personal gym and he’d be on that thing everyday. He eats, sleeps, and breaths ANW until the day he runs the course

-Now, for this particular version of ANW, Shoji has the #1 record with the fastest time in Pro-Hero ANW history (hard to beat somebody w 6 arms and over 1000lb grip strength)

-So for Bakugou, it’s not a matter of finishing the course or even winning the show, he’s training for the that #1 champion spot.

-Would he beat Shoji’s record? Probably not, but he’d definitely go down in the hall of fame

-I think it would be pretty cool to watch him show off the results of all those 6am workouts, lol

Hell’s Kitchen

-Do I even need to continue the headcanon?

-Chef Ramsay’s actual twin, blonde hair and everything

-As the judge (aka Chef Ramsay), he’d be so hard on the contestants smh

-He’d have your blood pressure high with how much he’d be yelling at the other chefs

-Would take too much pleasure in giving the losing teams punishments

-Probably sent everybody out of the kitchen during dinner service at one point, just shut down the whole service out of rage

-As a chef, he’d be the most intense on his team

-Wouldn’t have been a team player at first bc he knew his skills alone would keep him on the show, but as more people got eliminated, he would learn to work with others so they’d be more likely to win challenges

-Would’ve been told to humble himself on multiple occasions by Chef Ramsay, I can’t imagine him taking criticism very well either, w Chef’s usual tone.

-He’d fit right into the show honestly, bc most of the chef’s on there fight and have bad attitudes anyway 💀

-Would definitely be a finalist, has a pretty high chance of winning the show bc he has strong skills despite his sucky attitude. It would be a season to remember, for sure.

Kirishima

-Would have a fitness Youtube channel , “Red Riot Fitness” or something like that

-Weekly workouts for all fitness levels, really enthusiastic and one of those instructors that’s constantly hyping you up and making those dramatic sounds as you get your last few reps in

-Does mostly resistance training and HIIT workouts

-If he has other people working out with him in the video, he’d go around the room encouraging them and doing the exercises with them

-Very popular with stay at home moms, they’re all up in his livestreams ;) (shoot, I’d be right there with them)

-Makes those inspirational videos like “You’re winning even if you can only do 5 minutes!!”

-Could see him collaborating with other fitness channels and doing something unexpected like Zumba or a hip hop dance class for the fun of it.

-Probably makes videos like “My Daily Workout Routine” or “What I Eat in a Day” and then people would start making content like: “I Worked Out like Red Riot for a Week and This Happened 😱”

Izuku

-Sports newscaster, always makes the most accurate predictions about game outcomes.

-March Madness? He’d get closest to guessing the actual Final Four

-Knows all the player stats like he coached them himself

-If he had a radio show he’d constantly be getting into debates with co-hosts or listeners about player performance or which teams are the best

-Gets genuinely excited about interviewing the players after games

-Good at narrating games until he gets too hype and starts rambling out of excitement

-Pretty well known commentator throughout the world of whatever sport he follows.

Todoroki

-Brace yourself, because this is truly a concept: messy reality show host Shoto

-They’d have him hosting the sit-down meetings at the end of each season, where the cast members sit together and have a “discussion” about that season’s events.

-No, stay with me on this. He’d be perfect because he would “unintentionally” instigate the drama between cast members like:

- “So Alicia, how is your relationship with Colby?”

- “Uh, it’s fine, now…?”

- He raises his eyebrows “Really? I’m surprised, since he cheated on you with Kelly.” 👀.

- “He what?”

-*Camera pans to Shoto looking knowingly into the camera, sipping his drink while Alicia and Kelly fight.*

-Later on, during individual interviews, he’s like “I knew Alicia was unaware, although Colby was making it obvious, in my opinion. I just thought it was about time Kelly got exposed for being the fake friend she is.” he says in his usual flat tone, with a slight shrug to his shoulders.

-I’m telling you, this would make good television.

That’s all I've got for now! Thanks for tuning in, as always :)