#patch notes:

[sofqie]

tfw The Fog takes your gf

[prokopetz]

The fascinating thing about this particular patch note is that it implies the game engine is fully rendering your character's penis at all times, not just when you take your pants off.

[miiversian]

[iheartfurrympreg]

The Harbinger Of Death

watch out gem and joel

close ups under cut and analysis in tags ->

[gin-juice-tonic]

Blog's going on Hiatus

Wanna take a break from this place for a little, I just haven't been feeling it lately. You might be able to catch me on my tapas account in the interim, though I don't necessarily guarantee that either.

Not sure how long I'll be gone. Probably not too long, knowing me. I'm not great at staying off this site. See you when I see you.

[maleficore]

Do you guys think Wyll sat him down and they had A Discussion or...

[filurig]

shapeshifting is something that a basilisk will nearly always seek to do in solitude.

an act which temporarily blinds and numbs the creature from the surrounding world - they will be left completely vulnerable to it. defenseless. frozen inside the shell of their old form as organs and cells rearrange.

to shapeshift in front of someone is, therefore, the ultimate show of trust that a basilisk can perform.

[great-and-small]

patch notes for EarthAnimals.v.12.09

Fixed male cat urethras to be less narrow (now 3.5x wider). Same correction made in male goats

Made alterations to equine cardiac sphincter- horses can now vomit

Scrapped french bulldogs and performed full overhaul of skeleton and soft tissue

Fixed panda GI tract and enabled diet options other than bamboo

Koala populations no longer dripping with chlamydia

Added 5,000 vaquitas to the Gulf of Mexico

Fixed cheetah coefficient of inbreeding. Note: organs can no longer be transplanted freely among population!

All dogs are now born with stomach tacked in place on body wall, preventing lethal twisting (gdv)

Fixed incorrect placement of legs in loons (they are now able to walk)

[darkwizardjamesmason]

Look outside got it's first patch and I didn't think a cosmic horror game would have such funny patch notes.

[henryscapon]

hans & henry: covered head to toe in human blood also hans & henry, looking at zizka's wounded eye: 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

[clouvu]

Tiny Groom is obsessed with giant Bride who's 2 times her size

[prokopetz]

The idea that all life sims must have a very specific set of optional minigames isn't good for the genre, but it does lead to objectively funny situations where a game's promotional material is all about a cute witch searching for lost cats and its patch notes are all like:

increased death skull visibility radius in Fire Dungeon

[smxlegxrl]

recommendation list!

Girls, Girls, Girls! — soundgasm link

lesbian, f, cock, dumbification

Generic Brainwashing Audio Redux — soundgasm link

f/nb4a, dumbification, brainwashing

Good Girls Get Reprogrammed — soundgasm link

m4f, dumbification, brainwashing

Session — soundgasm link

f, dumbification, intox (thc)

Autopilot — literotica link

f, solo, dumbification

Candy Coated — literotica link

androgynous, induction, dumbification

Doll — literotica link

androgynous, induction, dollification

Does Hypnosis Fry Your Brain? — youtube link

m4a, spiral, dumbification, brainwashing

Bimbofication hypnosis! Sweet little dumb-dumb toy! — youtube link

sfw, dumbification, talking down

[warframestuff]

[blacktabbygames]

(slight, vague spoilers ig?) about the HEA route, were we always intended to dislike smitten and his actions here were clarifying that intent, or was it more like character development? I've been seeing more people say that his actions here have made them dislike him during other routes too, so I wasn't sure if he was always supposed to be difficult to like or not

The voices are, among other things, manifestations of the player's emotions. Even the best things in life can be destructive in excess, and in terms of voices, this is far from being a unique characteristic of the Smitten. See also: Cage!Skeptic; Tower!Broken; Witch!Opportunist, etc. etc.

Smitten in HEA is an interesting stand-out case because the route hits particularly close to home for a lot of players. And when something in a fantastical setting hits close to home, there's a tendency to apply real world standards to the characters involved in that event. So players are more likely to take Smitten to task, than they are, say, Hunted, who traps you in a cycle where you and The Den violently eat each other forever, or Broken, who insists on torturing Apotheosis.

If anything, prior to release, I thought Smitten-heads would mostly be upset at his lack of screen time. He has almost *no* dialogue in The Pristine Cut, even in "his own" route, where the role he serves is more that of an echo than that of an active participant. I liked abby's answer in our AMA.

All of this is to say, there's no overarching intention for you to "like" one voice or "dislike" another. Each iteration of them is "different," much like each iteration of the Player is "different" at the start of each version of Chapter 1. And all of them have the capacity to change, for better or for worse.

[sunshades]

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