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Cut In Half
Cut in half, you stopped eating for a while. Simply forgot. The air was dead with whole families of fruit flies inhaled at once. Your own skin made a lonely noise.
At the back of the bus later staring at your hands. What were these for now? Well, that’s it then, you think. That’s the end of being a person. And the day drives on into weeks anyway.
One morning you eat half a pear standing over the sink. The seeds on the slice make a sad dead face that stares back at you. The not crying at the sunny window. That's not not something. Some words on paper about it.
Just how did you stay on anyway? You cannot imagine. But look here's you pulling down handfuls of life from the trees again. The rotting flesh under your shoes is smelling sweet as you reach up.
The End, you were thinking?
#faces in the fruit#pick a pear#pick your battles#pick your poison#pick your place in the world#it's in your hands#the time is ripe#don't give up#workplace harassment#getting through#keep going#keep the faith#you are worthy#painting#still life#life in motion#making sense of what happened#aftermetoo
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JUST. JUST BABIES JUST LITTLE GUYS
#pear sent me this image ive been thinking abt it for like hours#ven is making the same face........ prev post............#kh
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David Tennant acting out his favorite emoji
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@queermarzipan 😂🫠
(I re-uploaded the video because one of the captions wasn’t fully showing)
#and the answer is no he cannot act it out with just his face#david tennant#good omens#emojis#melting face#crowley#audible uk#when things go pear shaped
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#wind waker#loz#zelda#beedle#linktober#link#aquanutart#day 1: merchant#i really liked beedle in the wind waker he just always seemed so genuinely enthusiastic and happy to see you#i thought his compliment card was hilarious. i always bought a lot of bait anyway to complete my sea chart#and because i liked messing around as a bird i guess i'd buy hyoi pears; so i always racked up enough points without really trying#however i wasn't a fan of what they did with his character in games after that. he became pressuring and insincere#i understand why people would find a two-faced salesman character funny or interesting in his own right#but it's the opposite of what i originally liked about him#unfortunately this makes me question whether it was meant that way to begin with?#i don't know but i like to believe wind waker beedle actually meant his enthusiasm#back when ww beedle was the only beedle i always meant to show appreciation for him so i'm doing that now
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prickly pear, my sona, flirting with double strike and orchid bloom at the same time. it’s hard to show prickly pear being a casanova when i have strange aversion to making oc x canon ships, and i keep making ocs that wouldn’t be interested. i guess i don’t have to depict her being a successful flirt
#i made her say gorgeous face because my siblings are really into descendants rn#equestria civil war#mlpfim#my little pony#friendship is magic#mlp au#mlp au art#mlp#mlp fandom#mlp fanart#mlp oc art#alicorn experiments#prickly pear#my ocs
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wash the man
#totk#loz#bazz#bazz botw#zora#yes im camp 'threw a pear in bazzs face'#so naturally the next question is 'what if it was many pears'#lol after a week of this being up i realised i forgot link's fancy zonai arm oops
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here comes the
✨Boy✨
#can you believe it guys...venom...just a week away…#kind of wish i had thought to add roboky dragon to this one but he has his own post that i coudnt find#speaking of! dragon is responsible for the assassins being hit with the pear shaped dragon beam. i will add the post in the replies#i am so very grateful for these designs existing because these are way easier for me to draw than human faces#literally i was pulling up their strive artworks and just staring at them with dread. and then i was like wait i dont have to draw humans#i dont feel like tagging them individually i'll do it later maybe#doodle#sketch#pencil sketch#guilty gear#guilty gear fanart
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Hey blue or mayor- I got a question.
What's your favorite ice cream flavor? Mine is chocolate.
Also here have this *put flower crown on his head*
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#lego monkie kid#lego monkie kid fanart#monkie kid#monkie kid fanart#lmk#lmk fanart#lmk mayor#monkie kid mayor#lmk macaque#monkie kid macaque#blue and violet#I just remembered that there is actually a valid reason as to why I decided the Mayor would like pears#pear is a autumn/winter fruit#I'm so silly that I forgot that this was an actual reason for my logic behind this#mayor likes pear because its a winter fruit#and its a bit dull but the pears I have eatten are a little sweet so eh#citrus fruits are also winter fruits#this guy could probably eat a lemon whole and not even flinch#or maybe they would and their face would actually just scrunch up in the modt horrifying way#I don't know which one is funnier#anyways- the mayor likes pear flavoured ice cream/milk ice#I personally like chocolate flavoured ice cream too 👍#I actually just love icecream in general so I think I'm jusy projecting onto the Mayor at this point#they love ice cream/milk ice#Macaque has intense mixed feelings about this#he doesn't understand the appeal of a good pear other than the fact that its a good fruit to wash down something you just ate beforehand#he likes banana and banana flavoured ice cream#y'know its funny because people assume Mayor likes blueberries because its blue and Macaque likes plums because its purple
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Them and that damn pose



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peanuary day 14: 🤸♂️🤸♂️

sporty pea!
some bonus ones including häärijä under the cut 😏


since @lintubintu suggested a banana häärijä as a friend for the corn boi, I couldn't resist drawing one as well >:) which then made me want to draw him as a little sourpuss lemon too. 🍋 all this time I've been racking my brain as to how i could give corn pea käärijä a small häärijä foodstuff friend, but it never occured to me before that häärijä didn't HAVE to be tiny like his buddy!! he could be the bik one for change!!
#käärijä#peanuary#finally my lifelong obsession with drawing fruits with faces is coming to fruition!!!!!#also you know what the birth of corn pea kä may have stemmed from that as well............#i have not in fact changed at all as a person since i was like twelve and became obsessed with drawing pears (with faces)#you take yourself with you wherever you go etc etc
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Observing from a distance! He loves meeting all kinds of supernatural creatures, and wouldn't hurt a fly
"Art, ya know yew can just introduce me to yer friends rather than trying to be all mysterious about it."
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#for the longest time I've had this memory of some cartoon where a guy removes his face#puts in on a pear#and then takes a bite out of it#was surprised to discover it was from Phineas and Ferb#pnf#phineas and ferb#season 1#disney TVA#Out of Toon#gif#Pinhead Pierre
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sometimes u need to be a gayboy at the county fair idk
#nature is healing except nature is giant prickly pear beverage#my face#GSILTHI#idk if I use that tag here ever or just on my insta but it is#gay shit I left the house in
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Why it takes me a while to show my Johnny art
#johnny worthington#i love johnny worthington#I want to marry Johnny Worthington#i hate his face#i need him desperately#execute him!!!!#put Johnny Worthington in the pear wiggler#monsters inc#monsters university#monsters at work#silly#struggling at art loll
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elezen haters are weak and will not survive the winter
#'oooh their faces are so ugglyyy' shut up. one million years pear wiggler#Skill Issue Motherfucker#blather
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