So many feelings about Odysseus not fully dying because his home fought to keep him alive, just as much as he fought to get back to them
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Not really a fan of Bridgerton, but I am a fan of Nicola Coughlan's response to everyone shitting on her for being "too big" to play a love interest
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Violet Bridgerton is truly gods strongest soldier. Every season she tells one of her children they're in love and every season they scoff in her face before causing seven different scandals to reach the same conclusion.
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Absolutely hilarious to me that the ton is gonna be speculating on why and how Penelope and Colin ended up engaged and there’s definitely gonna be some entrapment/pity rumours going around but the actual truth of it is that Colin chased a carriage down, fell to his knees and went “please please please please please please please”
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actually hilarious that colin bridgerton returned to london absolutely determined to be in his slut era. he said if there is one thing i am it is a whore. and then one (1) kiss with penelope later he was like neverMIND i am a MARRIED MAN i am MONOGAMOUS life is about LIFELONG PARTNERSHIP ACTUALLY
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Colin: men are simple creatures, just bat your eyes and wave your fan.
Penelope: *bats her eyes and waves her fan*
Colin (sweating): Fuck she’s good.
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imagine mourning the idea that your crush could ever like you back and then one night at a ball he crashes the marriage proposal you're about to receive, chases down your carriage, climbs in and gets on his knees talking about "PLEASEI I NEED HYOU SO BAD I CANNOT STOP TJIMKING OF YOU IT PLAGUES MY DREAMS I ONKY THINK OF YOU PLEASE PLEASE PELSSE PLEASE" then makes out with you, finger bangs you, and asks you to marry him
all within like half an hour . colin bridgerton needs to be in jail
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penelope is a better woman than me, i would’ve lied and said i got engaged just to see if colin would cry
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the team is chasing the sickest murderers to ever live meanwhile these two on the phone sexually harassing each other
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Penelope: *strained in her room, depressed*
Odysseus: *has ptsd, on the verge of throwing himself off of a cliff*
Telemachus: "I didn't die! Best day ever :D"
Someone help this family
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