#penis speaks

[attachablepenis]

okay im drunk so i cant figure out how to search probably but does anyone know of a fic where shikamaru plays several rounds of shogi with someone and is eventually bested and its revealed she took so long to win a game against him was because she was slowly learning how to play shogi at all?? i THINK it was hinata but it could have been an oc insert or another canon female character but im haunted by this scene rn and need the fic

[fromjannah]

my beyond the spiderverse predictions ☝️ (find my other spiderverse shit here)

[babybirbb]

i don’t know what’s funnier: spidernoir and spider-ham being invited to the spider society and them turning it down, or just straight up not being invited to join lmao

[shibaraki]

actually in general can we stop harassing writers and artists into making statements about discourse and drama like they’re political candidates or something these are just regular people on the internet lol

[duckapus]

It honestly makes sense that Noir and Ham didn't end up in the Spider Society because a Nazi-punching Detective and a Cartoon Reporter would've almost immediately clocked everything wrong with Miguel's "stick to the script" "some losses are acceptable and necessary, actually" philosophy, and they would not have been able to be nearly as subtle as Hobie when going against him.

[a-moth-called-mof]

party like its 2021 in the electric chair 🌹🪼 skin designs by @codgod

[apollos-boyfriend]

i love when people hate on mcyt and end up implying that the only non-problematic way to consume mcyt content is the penis smp. that one tag i once got about "actual minecraft servers" as opposed to what? fake minecraft servers? "flesh and blood minecraft youtubers" ah yes. as opposed to the fictional, non-blood having minecraft youtubers.

[tasteofchaos2005]

went & saw the new spiderverse movie the other night & have been thinking abt Gerard’s interview abt creating peni parker since then. little lady…….

[iloveyoubecauseyouarelove]

Penis Smp 🤝 Goncharov

[elliesbelle]

yeah y’all are not gonna talk shit about penises and try to make penises < vaginas around me, cause trans women exist and you’re not a lesbian if you belittle trans women’s existence

[moonshynecybin]

marc edition

[attachablepenis]

jake english really sent jane a naked doctor manhattan poster for her 14th bday and upon seeing that sapphire schlong in all its glory jane really thought to herself "yea this a normal gift from a cishet pal"

[techno-doodles]

day 1 of shitposting until I become popular:

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[feralthembo]

giving me the ability to make stickers was a mistake

[cipher-the-spider]

i miss him

[thottybrucewayne]

I don't wanna get into it cause I don't want to like...make nobody feel no type of way but the way yall talk about being horniness and masturbation has alotta bioessentialism in the mix. Like, I'm glad we've moved past the "genital preference" bullshit, but there's still a lot of work to be done.