#people seem excited for swapfell

[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

Every skeleton's reaction to a human that wants to dress him up in pretty and sparkly clothes, like a doll.

I'll assume it's their kid, because none of them would say yes to a stranger (except Rus, but Rus is weird).

Undertale Sans - Suit yourself. Don't expect him to help though. He's just going to stay there and nap, like a ragdoll, and not moving an inch. He doesn't care, especially if it's his kid doing it.

Undertale Papyrus - He's not sure how it's going to work since, in case you didn't notice, he is very tall, and you are very small. But he's down to it. He always loves parents-kids activities, even weird ones!

Underswap Sans - He's cringing so hard but he knows S/O will growl at him if he doesn't do it so he accepts. He's bitter though. He doesn't like when people remind him he's cuter than normal. As long as he's not only that, it's fine. He knows his kid has no bad intentions anyway.

Underswap Papyrus - He slouches on the floor. Let's go, he's all yours. Honey does have sparkly clothes anyways so nothing new here. He's a cosplayer and he has no problem playing female characters. He's really happy his kid seems to get that pretty dresses are not only for women. That's a proud parent moment.

Underfell Sans - He was about to growl a no, but he made the mistake of looking into his kid's pleading puppy eyes. It's over. He can't resist. With a very loud sigh, he tells the kid to hurry up already. He still refuses to look at the final result though. He has his pride. Nah, just kidding, the kid threatened to cry and he ran to the bathroom to "admire himself in the mirror", forcing himself to compliment his new clothes as Uncle Edge is clearly choking in the background, taking pictures. But eh, that's a good opportunity! Red sneakily tells the kid they should do Uncle Edge too. The kid is so happy. Edge... not. But Edge can't say no to his nephew/niece so rest in peace.

Underfell Papyrus - The worst part was that Undyne was the one who proposed it to his kid, who immediately got excited with the idea. Edge couldn't say anything as Aunt Undyne decided it would happen and that's it. Now he's suffering, getting dressed by both his kid and his boss into dresses and forcing makeup on his bones. He wants to kill Undyne so bad but he can't do it in front of his kid so he's holding back, slowly losing it. He's going to have his revenge, one way or another.

Horrortale Sans - As long as you're not getting near his headhole, he's very fine with it. He doesn't really care as long his kid is having fun. He likes being called a pretty princess by his child and he has no shame showing it, simply purring happily as his child is painting his "nails", or, well, his entire fingers. Same thing.

Horrortale Papyrus - He's usually happy to please his child but... Their pretty dress is short. Like... It stops at the end of his chest, and it's so small he can't breathe. He's scared to make any movement, by fear the dress will just explode. He doesn't want to make his child sad... But that's not the best activity he did yet.

Swapfell Sans - He tries to stay as neutral as he can, but it's hard. So, he was actually happy to let his child dress him in a bright pink shiny dress until the Queen entered his house without knocking for an emergency. Now he's talking about a possible criminal attack in the city dressed as a shiny princess and he's doing his job without blinking. Because if he blinks, he's going to die he thinks. The Queen doesn't even say anything about his dress, they both decide to ignore this fact to avoid further embarrassment.

Swapfell Papyrus - Not only he's going to dress like a princess, but he's going to dress his kid as a princess as well, and then they're both going to parade in the street like the queens they are, with sunglasses and Nox's luxury car he decided to steal on the way out. Nox is going to lose his mind when he will learn that Rus, who has no idea how to drive, threw his beautiful car at full speed into the wall of McDonald's.

Fellswap Gold Sans - He doesn't need an excuse like this to wear a dress thank you very much. Instead of letting his child dress him, he begins to work on handmade matching dresses for his kid and him. They're going to make everyone so jealous in town. Wine is very proud of his creation.

Fellswap Gold Papyrus - He's not too sure about this but he doesn't want to make his kid sad so he does it. Turns out he's a pretty decent doll. But at the first nice thing his kid says to him, he turns bright tomato and you can't get him to say another word because he's blushing hard.

[velvetwyrme]

I have a headcanon that all the Papyri/Papyruses have a bad habit of not knocking before opening doors. When Frisk is in Sans’ room Papyrus barges in without knocking. Sans usually keeps the door locked so Papyrus is used to door unlocked = ok to enter. I think all it would be the same in the other aus too. Older brother used to locking their doors to keep younger brother out unfortunately teaching them not to bother knocking. I think is a fun headcanon to exploit to create silly scenarios. What do you think? Does it hold water?

*kicks in the door* HEHE YES that's a really fun headcanon!!! Lots of opportunities for ✨shenanigans✨!

I also think it'd be interesting if all the Papyri had the same habit but for different reasons.

e.g. Classic!Sans gave up on teaching Pap to knock because Pap kept getting too excited/annoyed and forgets to knock, Swap!Pap just can't be bothered much to his brother's chagrin, UF!Pap starts off similar to classic but it becomes a thing of not-knocking as a way to catch people off guard (no time to hide things if you aren't expecting someone!), Swapfell probably depends on your interpretation/which version, but you get my drift lol.

SAYING THAT THOUGH... we do unfortunately have evidence that Papyrus is a polite boy and knocks in canon (sometimes) 😔. He knocks on Undyne's door, when he brings Frisk/the player to her house so they can become friends!

I think it's a super fun headcanon even so, but if having this one instance bothers you, there's plenty of ways to work around it. Not to mention we only have like... 2 and a half instances of door opening action (half from that pic from the newsletter that has Papyrus slamming into Grillby's when he's looking for Sans) which isn't enough to conclude much of anything from either way lmao.

Again, I still think that your headcanon holds up, but it got me thinking about ways to incorporate Papyrus knocking on Undynes door into things... sticking with your existing reasoning, you could always have a situation where all the Papyri keep that assumption, (unlocked means it's ok to come in and locked means stay out) and Undyne has simply learned to lock her door lolol. That does bring to mind the image of Papyrus just... jiggling the doorknob for doors that are locked though. Let him in!!! (Now I think about it... this is actually just how doors seem to work in games generally. Most doors are unlocked, and you enter as you please... if they're locked you either try again/find a key or knock LMAO)

Or maybe he knocked because he wants to be a good role model for Frisk... (this pairs well with a headcanon that I've seen where Papyrus putting on a show/playing things up a little [like the date] for Frisk since they're a kid)

TLDR: that's a FANTASTIC headcanon, I love it, and also do whatever you want forever!!!

[lsotp]

hi! im filling in on my last ask.

how different would the boy's lives be had they not been (forcefully) inlisted to the military?

would some have taken other forms of employment/career choice, or would they join the military like in the story but like, willingly.

thank you!

Vastly different.

Mars would have been something like a rancher that cared for livestock, I think. Even though he has a scary appearance, the large beasts of the plains don’t seem to fear him.

Jupiter would probably help Ursa (outertale paps) work as this worlds equivalent to a Cub Scout or Boy Scout troop leader. Learning about the outdoors. Ursa would handle teaching about the flora and fauna, while Jupiter would teach them how to survive in the wild should they be ‘up shits creek without a paddle.’

Polaris (outertale sans) would also study the local plant and wildlife and end up as a professor at the university in St. Calibri. When he isn’t doing that, he also likes to learn about insects. He probably falls asleep while studying and some of them hitch rides on Polaris into the house, much to Ursa’s dismay.

(Their dad thinks it’s endearing, as Polaris makes sure they all get out back outside, safely.)

Red is a mechanic. Cars exist but someone still has to fix em when they break.

Edge would become quite the amazing cook and teach others how to cook.

Milord would be a lawyer.

Mutt would have ended up with a much gentler disposition. So eventually with how smart he is, he would have opened his own gardening or landscaping business.

Blue would be a sheriff/ the sheriff or a firefighter.“This town isn’t big enough for your troublesome antics, evil-doer!”

Orange’s laid back attitude makes him a good bartender/ keeper. (He’d run the saloon.)

Aster would be a doctor. (Granted that’s kinda the same as what he currently does. Though that’s a field medic.) He is very generous with his time and service to his community.

G would be a private eye. He has a natural charm and charisma that allows him to get closer to people than one normally would. Not to mention his intelligence and natural curiosity would make him a good sleuth.

Sans would be a deputy to Blue- doing a lot of the under cover work and ‘bad cop’ing. Actually getting the results as his more excited counterpart goes on the chase for the bad guys and all that fun jazz. He would also be the one to work with Milord for criminal cases, as well as Milord would be the on call lawyer for the jail.

Papyrus would be a handyman. If it can be broken, this master of all things ‘confusing contraption’ can probably fix it. Pluming, lightning, furniture. Etc etc.

Bonus:

The gasters-

Fell- He is still in the army as a top tier General. He was bossy from the day he was born and he’ll stay bossy long after he dusts. Where do you think edge got the audacity from? He learned it from someone and it wasn’t Red.

Swap- He would be a pre-school teacher. He didn’t earn his #1 Dad! Pin for nothing.

Starlord- He would study meteorology and probably be a forecaster.

Trocar- Like his son Mars, he has a way with animals. He would be a veterinarian.

Swiff (SwapFell Gaster) - Mans is a straight up fiend. He’s getting a head start on the brewing business for moonshine.

WingDing- He would teach mathematics at St. Calibri University…

…

Though he swears he doesn’t remember this. Any of it…

How can this be?

Wasn’t he just….?

He looks around the room, brows furrowed. Nothing seemed out of place. Papers were in order and papers sat on his desk.

At least he thought it was supposed to be his.

He snapped awake, staring at the dark green of the tent above his head, the dream already fading from his mind.

Everything was in its place, untouched.

Unchanged.

…

Though the weird, black substance on his jacket went unnoticed.

[realitymirage]

Heya there!

Hello and welcome to Undertale: Reality Mirage! I'm happy you found this place... And I sure hope you enjoy your stay!

Now, I'm sure you're veeeeery confused... But not to worry! Your good friend Cicada will help you!

Let's start with the basics...

What is Undertale: Reality Mirage?

Undertale: Reality Mirage is a silly little AU of mine that follows one basic rule...

Every single Undertale AU is created by Frisk writing fanfiction!

Yup, you read that right! Our favorite little ambassador is now a pre-teen and does what most pre-teens do, writing fanfiction of their favorite people, of course! And since their favorite people are the monsters they saved… That becomes the subject of their writing!

And, with the assistance of their beta reader Chara and account manager Gaster, the three enjoy watching Frisk’s fanfiction play out through the use of Gaster’s newest creation, the ‘World Builder’! It takes the plot of Frisk’s stories and turns them into movies, so to speak.

Jokes aside, Undertale: Reality Mirage is a silly idea I came up with one day, the idea in mind is that Frisk writes fanfiction with Chara and Gaster, and they watch it like a movie. 

There would be multiple ‘worlds’ for them to ‘watch’, each being my own take on a popular Undertale AU, such as Underswap, Storyshift, etc.

I plan on each ‘world’ to be a sprite comic, with the events leading up to and ending being in standard writing form.

What is the first ‘world’?

The first ‘world’ that I am working on is my take on Underswap. I do not have a name for it yet other than Underswap, sadly, but I do plan on updating the name soon!

So far, I’m still in the process of outlining the lore and characters and trust me, that is a lot of work to be done. However, I’m not giving up yet! I like to think I’m making good progress!

I will not be releasing anything relating to Underswap yet, as that is where most of the spoilers relating to this AU are. After all, you’re gonna find out everything about Undertale: Reality Mirage really quickly when it releases! I have no issues with sharing stuff like that.

Who is working on this?

So far, just me!

I’m Cicadawing! But you can call me just Cicada or Wispy, I don’t really mind!

I haven’t been in the Undertale fandom for long, but that doesn’t mean I’m not used to writing or making Undertale AUs! I’ve always been fascinated by the thought of taking characters people know and love and changing them around… Making them different in either easy-to-notice or hard-to-see changes.

My favorite Undertale AU is probably either Fellswap or Swapfell and the main AUs they’re from, like Underswap and Underfell! The vibes of them are just perfect…

My art skills are alright too, not the worst, but I wouldn’t call myself the best, you know? When I get enough art done, I’ll be sure to post previews! Anything to keep you all interested, haha!

My pronouns are he/him and I'm a minor, so please be wary of that!

I want to help!

Really? Already…? You haven’t seen anything… I haven’t even posted anything other than this so far!

Once again, jokes aside… I appreciate it, but as said before, not much is set in stone yet. I only have the basic concept of Underswap done… only Asgore’s character reference is fully complete!

In short, thank you for your enthusiasm, but I’m not accepting members of a team yet! Use that excitement you have to share this AU, that’ll help motivate me to keep going!

Oh, and… Sorry if this seems like I’m assuming people want to join. That’s not it, I just want to get all my question bases covered, so to speak!

Wait… Gaster?! Sans?! Papyrus?! Genocide AU?!?!?!?111

Haha… No. This isn’t a genocide AU at all.

In this AU, Gaster is a ghost that only Frisk and Chara can see. Frisk didn’t kill anyone during their journey since they did the pacifist route to achieve this ending.

And Sans, Papyrus, and all the other characters in Undertale aren’t really going to be present at all. After all, Undertale: Reality Mirage focuses on the friendship of Chara, Frisk, and Gaster, not anyone else.

That doesn’t mean you won’t be able to see your favorite characters, though. They might show up sometimes, but they aren’t going to be the main focus or anything.

But that doesn’t mean you won’t be able to see your favorite characters! After all, this is all about seeing the differences in characterization depending on what AU they’re from! 

I’m confused… What’s a ‘world’? Is Reality Mirage your take on Underswap…?

Apologies for the confusion! Allow me to clear some things up.

Reality Mirage is not my take on Underswap. However, they are related. 

Reality Mirage can be thought of as a folder of sorts. Inside the ‘folder’ are the ‘worlds’. My take on Underswap is one of them. It can be thought of as an AU within an AU.

I have a question that wasn’t answered here! What should I do?

I will leave the ask box open for questions! I will respond as soon as I can unless I consider those questions to be spoilers! Otherwise, count on your questions being answered!

[canvas-madness-txc]

Sour Candy Kisses

{Swapfell Purple Papyrus x Reader}

"Do you really need all that candy?

Papyrus turned over to meet your gaze. He shrugged and continued to place handfuls of candy into his hoodie pocket.

"YEAH. SANS SAID IT'LL HELP WITH MY 'PROBLEM,'" he replied. It made sense in a way. Papryus did have a smoking problem. You didn't know how an entire month's worth of sour candies was supposed to help. You assumed it was to prevent him from thinking that he should smoke.

Still, you had your doubts. Lazy as he was, Papyrus could be stubborn when he wanted to be. Sans trying to break him out of habits was one of them.

"We're only going out for a few hours. You dont need that much," you tried.

"JUST IN CASE, SNOTFACE," he replied. You groaned at the nickname. Papyrus barely called you by name. It was either "human" or his personal favorite, "snotface".

It was his most overused too. Not only did he call you that. He usually referred to anyone he met as snotface — not stopping at Chara. You wondered if he just liked people's reaction to the nickname, or he was too lazy to come up with a better one.

"Anyways Sans wants us done by now."

"JUST GIVE ME TEN MINUTES."

"Okay," you replied as you made your way back to the living room. Sans stood by the door.

"well?"

"Papyrus said he needed ten minutes." Sans smacked his forehead.

"if only he packed earlier like i told him too we wouldn't have to wait!"The two of you sat in silence.

"WHATEVER BRO, I'M READY NOW."

The three of you piled into the car. It had been a simple outing, just to get out of the house. While you were out, you noticed Papyrus staring at you occasionally. Sometimes, you stared back. He looked away the moment he say you look back. Then after at least 10 minutes of it, he made a face when he saw you looking at him. You turned around go find something else to do. "Real mature," you mumbled. The afternoon went on without much excitement. Papyrus did seem, distant as usual. He wasn't a social butterfly, but he avoided everyone today. Specifically, he avoided you all day. You didn't know why, you never got into arguments with him. Sans dismissed it as his brother being weird, but you didn't believe him. It felt as if someone told you he lied. Your suspicions got the better of you. You went to go find Papyrus.

You did find him. It wasnt hard to miss a skeleton with yellowing bones in a purple jacket. He sat on a park bench. Slowly, you walked up to him.

"Hey."

"HEY."

"Mind if I sit here?"

"DEPENDS YOU GOT MONEY FOR THE TOLL?" You made a face.

"There are no tolls for public benches," you replied. He chuckled.

"YOU GOT ME THERE, SNOTFACE." Rolling your eyes, you sat next to him. The two of you sat in silence for a while.

"DO YOU NEED ANYTHING OR WHAT?" You looked at him.

"No, just wanted to check on you."

"WHATEVER YOU SAY," he said while pulling out a lighter and a sour candy, "OH YEAH. DAMMIT." Stuffing the lighter back into his pocket, he unwrapped the candy and popped into his mouth.

"So... how's that going for you," you asked motioning to his candy wrapper. He looked down at the wrapper and back to you.

"CONSIDERING SANS SCOLDING ME FOR TRYING TO SMOKE EIGHT TIMES ALONE TODAY, YOU CAN PROBABLY GUESS."

"Fair enough." Papyrus stared off, annoyed by something. He didn't say anything though. You decoded to wait for him to start.

"HAVE YOU EVER FELT WEIRD THINGS AND THEY STARTED TO MESS WITH YOUR HEAD," he blurted out.

"What kind of weird things?"

"IF I KNEW I WOULD TELL YOU," he snapped to which you threw up your hands in exasperation. "ANYWAYS, THEY KEEP CLOUDING YOUR BRAIN AND YOU CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE SO YOU'RE STUCK IN A LOOP ALL DAY. AND YOU'RE SURE IT'S ABOUT SOMEONE, BUT YOU CAN'T TELL WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THEM. PEOPLE TELL YOU TO JUST TALK TO THE PERSON. HEH, EASOER SAID THAN DONE WHAT I CAN'T FIND THE WORDS TO TELL THEM I LO—" he cut himself off. You raised your eyebrows in surprise.

"Papryus, do you like someone?"

"YEAH. NO. WAIT— I DON'T KNOW!" He turned away from you. You began to feel annoyed with him. Sure romantic feelings were hard to verbalize, but he didn't have to take it out on you! Silence surrounded the two of you. After a while, Papyrus began searching for something in his jacket. Eventually he found what he wanted and slid it over to you.

It was a candy in your favorite flavor. Underneath it was a small handwritten note.

SORRY FOR BEING A JERK

It wasn't anything big just a short apology. Still, Papyrus didn't hand out 'sorries' easily.

"It's fine."

"CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?"

"Sure."

"IF I TOLD YOU A FRIEND OF MINE HAD LIKED YOU FOR A WHILE BUT DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU WOULD YOU BELIEVE ME?" He grinned at you sheepishly. You tilted your head, confused. Then, it dawned on you.

"Depends is this 'friend' a skeleton named Papyrus?"

"NO!" You looked at him, not entirely convinced. "OKAY, YOU GOT ME! I'VE LIKED YOU FOR THE LONGEST TIME! HAPPY?"

"Yeah," you slid closer to him as you spoke, "because I finally figured out what you mean by strange feelings."

"WELL...?"

"Well what?"

"ARE YOU GOING TO REJECT ME," he said. He seemed disappointed, but there was no hint of surprise as if he was used to being unwanted. You refused.

"I'm not going to reject you. I always thought you hated me but I guess I was wrong about that. I'm willing to start over, slowly with you on one condition."

"YEAH?"

"Stop calling me snotface." His face broke into a smile.

"SHOULDA' SEEN THAT COMING. ALRIGHT SNOTF— Y/N." The two of you continued to talk after that. You began to see a new side to Papyrus. A sweet and energetic side, contradictory to his rude demeanor. A side that brought the affection you began to reciprocate. Without thinking, you began to flirt with him throughout the conversation. His face began to light up everything you did, although he pretended not to care. In the heat of the conversation, he did manage to kiss you. Not anything serious, just a small peck on the cheek. Once he realized what he did, he began profusely apologizing while trying to explain himself. You could only sit in silence. Finally, you piped up.

"So does that make you wanting to date me official?" Once the words left your mouth, Papyrus seemed to crash internally.

"I GUESS. KINDA SURPRISED IT WORKED. TIBIA HONEST, I WAS GOOD AT ROBBING PEOPLE FOR CASH. TURNS OUT IT WORKS FOR HEARTS TOO!" You facepalmed at his comeback.

"I WAS KIDDING!" The two of you went back to meet up with Sans and headed home. When you got there, you realized that Papryus was wrong in another way. Robbing hearts is not right, much like robbing those for cash. Though he did not steal your feelings from you. Papyrus had brought it out of you and you were the one to accept them. You quickly accepted this fate of yours at the realization. He may have his issues, but Papyrus had seemed to put the effort into his recovery for people close to him. Which now included you.

[undertale-writing-times]

How about that random Valentines Day thing? Sounds like fun.

Oh! This is a fun one! :D

You got 28! You got Brute or Swapfell Spice Papyrus!

You were excited to do this blind dating thing! You see, there was this thing going on where two people were randomly paired together through numbers and you found out that you were paired with someone! Of course you had no idea who that person was, and honestly, you were feeling a little nervous.

What if the person was some crazy guy and they tried to kill you? With that thought in mind, you shook your head. No no, you couldn't let yourself get nervous; it wasn't gonna go bad! You were gonna have a lot of fun… and it would just be one date, it'll be fine.

Now you were waiting for the other person to get there. You were told that they were a monster named Brute, and that was fun. Monsters only came out of the underground a little while ago, the king was this cute little skeleton! You saw him and his brother on tv, and uhh… the taller one looked a little scary. Mostly the thing that was always around his mouth, it looked like a muzzle. Why would he have to wear one of those?

You got knocked out of your train of thought when you heard a voice and felt a tap against your back, "You are Y/n?" the voice sounded a little scratchy but had a hint of excitement.

With a soft yelp, you turned quickly, then laughed, nodding, "Oh- yeah, that's… that's me." You tilt your head to look at the person and it was the brother that you were just… talking about. Shit. He turned his head to the side then smiles pointing at himself, "Brute."

Brute was a very tall skeleton, hard to tell the exact height and he was wearing a big fur coat. His tail was long, swaying back and forth slowly. There were a few scars and cracks on his skull one large one going over one of his sockets. He wasn't wearing the muzzle this time, though showing his crazy sharp-looking teeth. A few of them seemed to be knocked out.

"You're the one that I got the blind date with?" You sounded shocked, as well as a few other emotions maybe. You saw the way that his smile dropped and he rubs at his skull, nodding while turning his head away a tad.

Oh geez, you didn't mean to hurt his feelings. "Well…" You reach out slowly, smiling at him, "Ready to get the date started?" His eyeshines shoot back to look at you and got his grin back, nodding. He takes your hand and starts to walk.

The two of you decided to go to a carnival! People got out of Brute's way, which made it so you guys could get food first or even get to the head of line, even though Brute tried to act like he didn't mind waiting. "Perks of your brother being the king of monsters, eh?"

He would gently bump his arm against yours, amused.

He even won you a few plushies! Now you two were on the wheel, and it stopped near the top. Brute looks over at you and chuckles, "Did I overdo it with the plushes?" He noticed you had a bit of a hard time carrying them.

"Never enough plushies," You told him, with a chuckle of your own and you put them down looking out at all the lights then look over at him. You saw the way his teeth went up in a smile, his tail starting to wagging. "Hey… thanks, I had a lot of fun today."

Brute nods, gently wrapping his tail around your waist then looks out as well. The glow of the lights made him look pretty… how funny you used to think that he was scary looking.

[und3rwat3r-a5tr0naut]

What are Plum and Wine like personality wise?

Plum is an interesting character that’s hard for me to explain but I’ll try.

At heart he’s as excitable and hyperactive as any fanon swapfell interpretation you might think of except he reigns it in while underground. After some behavioral corrections while working under the queen he becomes much more restrained and grumpy. So while he doesn’t have to mask himself while on the surface, he just can’t seem to let his guard down anymore. He’s really snarky and sassy no matter what you do, but the grumpiness has become an almost permanent addition to his personality. He enjoys green tea, physical training, and reading in his free time. I like to call him my grumpy grandpa character because he acts like one.

Wine is in a similar boat except he’s shown much restraint and control since he was a kid. He grew up with the lesson of appearances and actions are everything so he mastered the act of people pleasing early on. He can pretty much butter up anyone. He’s business savvy and turns to owning one once on the surface, quite happy to be free of the military-esque role he had underground. He holds himself to high standards and sometimes forgets to give himself time to relax. He enjoys cheesy reality tv on his down time and spending time with his brother in his free time. The cracks on his socket is from his magic developing way too fast while he was still young and his body couldn’t handle it. He’s my stressed perfectionist wine mom character lol.

[pyrefell]

Helllo!!! I’m loving your headcanons so far!!!

Do you have any general personalities descriptions for your boys yet?

a of all, bsdaifjkbfjkowp thank you!!! b of all, im sorry this took so long?? i rewrote it like 3 times & it still might change bc im indecisive. also it turned into a lil bit of a headcanon post. i hope its understandable?

once again i am struck with the fact that the boys need nicknames. hmm.

UNDERTALE:

Sans: Guy who is deliberately and unabashedly Cringe. Overall, fairly laid back. However, he still prefers to maintain distance between himself and most people. It was already a natural facet of his personality but it was exacerbated by the Timeline Jank. People tend to forget he’s as smart as he is, they don’t think he’s stupid, they just mostly know that funnyman side of him. If you're a dick to Papyrus, he's gonna be a dick to you.  

Papyrus: Things are so exciting and fascinating to him, even the most mundane things. Despite seeming completely oblivious to things that seem completely obvious, he's very smart and deceptively cunning. Even though he knows how people see him (a big loud child) and he doesn't get quite the reception his brother does, he knows he'll win them over one day! He tries to avoid thinking about how lonely he actually is. It’s fine. He knows Sans is dealing with something (he won’t tell him what) but he figures he doesn’t need much else on his plate.

UNDERSWAP:

Sans: In this post, I mentioned that he's kind of always naturally been the more outgoing brother and that he's taken on this much more outgoing and bubbly persona as a result of the impact the timelines have had on him. He's competitive in a more aggressive way (maybe not quite the right word to use but), by which I mean he's kind of a sore loser sometimes. Also? He's a huge flirt, he's pretty skilled in the art of flustering.

Papyrus: Also in this post, I said that he's pretty chill until the conversation turns to something he's passionate about, then he reaches True Papyrus Volume Levels (and Chaos Levels). He is fairly relaxed, yes, but part of it is compensating for how awkward he can be. He gets embarrassed really easy, even something as small as misunderstanding something that was said. However! He’s a pretty popular artist online! Though he uses a pseudonym, being recognized and talked to by a stranger in public is not something he would look forward to.

UNDERFELL:

Sans: He’s cruel and crude, that’s kind of his whole thing. He’s not really the best at keeping a hold on his temper (though there’s a few other factors at play there). Keeping up the whole tough guy persona is the number one priority thus he doesn’t deal much with his emotions or inner turmoil or any of that other crap. Like US!Sans, he’s a flirt, except his flirting is mostly crude comments and jokes. And yet, somehow it works? Guy who is a disaster. He’s oddly nostalgic, mostly about his relationship with Papyrus. He wishes he could have been a better brother, but it seems like their relationship is too far gone.

Papyrus: He also doesn’t have the best control of his temper but he has an image to keep, one of a cruel and cold Royal Guard Captain. He didn’t used to be like this, but it’s necessary for his survival. He’s still surprisingly empathetic, something that could never really be beat out of him. HUGE perfectionist nearly to the point of it being debilitating. He oscillates between hating how weak he is and desperately wanting to be able to be weak. While he acts prideful about his ‘work’ int the Royal Guard, he is genuinely prideful about things like his cooking. Often to the point of arrogance.

SWAPFELL:

Sans: He’s seen as very cold and calculating, well-spoken. But he also knows when and how to turn on the charm. That’s how he’s even made it this far in life, it’s vital to his survival. He can also be very prideful, particularly in his position as Queen Toriel’s right hand and in his ability to remain cool in high stress situations. He’s well aware of how overprotective he is with Papyrus, he’s terrified of how cruel the world is and terrified that he’s stunted him to the point of not being able to cope with it.

Papyrus: He’s deathly shy. If it were safe/a good idea to use his own brand of shortcuts to get out of situations, by god would he. He, like his non-Fell counterpart, thrives in the relative anonymity of being online. Past that barrier of shyness, he’s excitable and surprisingly jovial. He tries to find some reason to be at least content, he thinks it helps Sans worry less (even if it doesn’t really). He’s actually pretty mischievous, though only dares to pull pranks on his brother.

HORRORTALE:

Sans: Horribly cynical and jaded. He’s working on it, even if he doesn’t particularly want to sometimes. He’s not home, so to speak, most of the time. He’s easily frustrated by the gaps in his memory, then he forgets why he’s frustrated and gets even more upset. He’s naturally very wary of everyone else and again, very much prefers to keep distance between himself and most everyone he comes into contact with.

Papyrus: He definitely tries to hide everything behind a happy demeanor, he tries to fix everything for just about anyone (especially his brother) without any fuss and tries to make it seem like he’s totally fine. There’s also this sense of jadedness, he tries to curb it but sometimes it still slips out. He still tries to act like himself, like he’d been before the Famine, but it’s exhausting and he’ll eventually come to terms with the fact that he’s no longer the same.

HORRORSWAP:

Sans: His competitive nature has morphed more into him being more of an aggressive hothead (though not quite to the level of UF!Sans). He’s really self-conscious about his new stutter and bringing it up frustrates him the same way treating him like a child had before. He has terrible mood swings, he can ruin his own day over nothing and it kills him. He’s really trying to get better, but he still has a hard time being honest with people.

Papyrus: He’s gotten pretty cynical since the Famine, he puts part of the blame on himself (if only he'd just been brave for once), even though he knows there's not really a whole lot he could have done. He’s even quieter than he used to be, he’d prefer if he could just fade into the background. He hates how much he stands out in any crowd and tries to avoid going out at all costs. The only one who can get him out is Sans because at least they can ignore everyone else and concern themselves with each other.

HORRORFELL:

Sans: He’s...mean. Like. He tends to be a major jackass. He can’t help but think well, humans aren’t exactly gonna wanna know a monster, much less him. And hey! Might just help keep his newly expanded family safe! He ain’t complainin’! He’s really just bitter about how things have gone for him and his brother (and about how things will likely go in the future). For as many dark jokes he makes to Frisk and Aliza, he’d be the first one to come to their rescue, he’s just that kind of friend.

Papyrus: He’s fairly quiet these days, but don’t think he’s not going to find some way to give you some kind of attitude. He’s been putting a lot of work into taming his anger, which is no small task considering everything. He still has his moments, but he prides himself in being able to cool off and keep himself somewhat calm. He still hasn’t been able to do much about his perfectionism, in fact it’s gotten worse, but he’s trying. And he, like his brother, is extremely protective of his little family, and god help anyone who dares try anything.

A B-Bonus????

UF!Comic Papyrus: (he’s the only one with a nickname...lol) Reggie here struggles a lot with who he is as a person, is he more Sans? More Papyrus? An even 50/50? Or is he someone else entirely? He’s introspective and hyper aware of his mannerisms, particularity in the ones he deems too Sans-like or too Papyrus-like. He’s not exactly the nicest, partially as a mechanism to keep people away (it’s just...easier that way). Reggie keeps to himself most of the time. He’s not shy though, he’s more than willing to speak his mind, even if it comes out more crass than it was intended.

[zirkkun-uthcs]

Kiss headcanons (for any :3)

Undertale!Sans - Not exactly the most confident in it. Frankly, aside from hugs and cuddles, Sans isn't really good at any other form of physical affection. He's also notably a bit unnerved when it comes to kissing because of the fact that, well, he doesn't have lips, making it a bit awkward to do so. There could be the suggestion of ecto lips, perhaps, but he'll hate this idea on a very intense level. However, while very nervous about it, he isn't against kissing by any means, and does enjoy the intimacy. Sans'll take a bit of time having to warm up to it. But he'll most likely prefer just quick and short pecks here and there as opposed to anything more intense. However, do know he does like to bury his face in his S/O's neck and likes nuzzling into their cheeks. This is the best way he can kiss them in return -- it has the same effect, anyway!

Underlust!Sans - Practically godlike levels of experience, as you could probably imagine. He's very adaptable and willing to do just about anything his S/O prefers without question. As for his preferences, however... Lust is actually very much the type to enjoy fluffy, short kisses! He just likes randomly giving his S/O a kiss whenever he thinks of it, usually on their forehead or cheek. And if they leave before he gives them a kiss goodbye, he's going to be very upset, even if he doesn't say it out loud. He is very much a "closet" hopeless romantic in the sense he ususlly tends to keep emotions of attachment to himself if not void them out entirely, so when he has the chance to express these light moments of love, Lust will be the most excited to do so whenever he gets the chance.

Ink - Ink is really weird. He takes a lot of strange interests just based on how characters in various AU's act, and of course, the plethora of things based on himself as well; and kissing is one of these. Has he kissed many people? No. Probably none before you. Does that mean he's bad at it or uneducated? Hell no. You would think this guy has as much experience as Lust with how much he indulges in and relaxes into it without much effort at all, but in fact, he's, uh... "self-taught"? How does one manage that with a two person act? I don't know, ask Ink. But regardless, he loves intimacy anyway, and will take any excuse to be close to you. He'll kiss your cheek, forehead (you know, if he can reach, he's not even four feet tall), ear, neck, hands, lips, whatever! You'll have to tell him when to stop, though, because he will definitely get caught up in things and just kind of forget about that.

Swapfell!Sans - Bad at it. Just awful. And on top of it, pretty damn controlling. Nothing about this is fun. But he's enjoying it I guess. You'd definitely have to straight up outright tell him what he's doing wrong, whether it be just in general or your preferences; and don't be intimidated by the fact he's probably going to seem insulted. Once he gets off his high horse, he'll actually gather some respect back together and do as you ask. Mal does want you to be comfortable, but he's really bad at not taking instructions or corrections as an insult. His confidence is shockingly low despite what he might act like -- not as low as many other Sanses, but it's still a trait he possesses -- and so his rebuttal to things is pretty quick. However, if you tell him to just stop, he'll be off you in an instant. Mal doesn't want to hurt you... he's just bad at affection.

Underswap!Sans - An absolute tease. Probably the biggest one out of all of them here. Blue is the type of person who would build up a dramatic moment and lean in for a kiss, only to give you a quick peck on the cheek and then burst out into laughter. He definitely, in general, is more the type to just shower you with little kisses -- especially in the morning, and he's a morning person, so get ready to wake up to a plethora of morning kisses every single day. However, that doesn't mean he's against doing anything else; when he's not busy, he'd love to just spend a few moments kissing you for as long as you'd like. Or as long as he'd like. Whichever is more suitable for the time. Never in public though. He doesn't want to look like he's not working! And that's definitely not a cover-up for it being embarrassing!

[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

how are the main 10 when drunk, and whats a funny story because of this?

Undertale Sans - He doesn't drink that much so it's pretty rare when he's actually drunk. But the rare times he is, he turns into a chaos goblin, pranking everyone repeatedly until someone has to restrain him to make sure he stops messing with people. Friends, family, perfect strangers, drunk Sans fears no one. The worst being when he's drunk with Toriel. The two of them are laughing hysterically to the point they can't breathe anymore for no reason. If Sans' laugh is pretty discreet, Toriel... is absolutely not.

Undertale Papyrus - Papyrus doesn't drink except when he's hanging out with Undyne, and somehow, it always ends terribly wrong. There was that one time they woke up on the roof of the highest building only wearing duck lifebelts or that time they crashed a wedding and begged the priest to marry them together, which he actually did because he was terrified of them. To this day, they are still legally married as Undyne doesn't want to divorce because she thinks it's funny. Papyrus thinks it is not, but he can't drag her in court to divorce their drunk marriage, that's so embarrassing!

Underswap Sans - He's the same when he's drunk, just really hyperactive and excited, bouncing and running everywhere, completely forgetting his inside voice and trying to ride every royal guard dog he can find to run in the park on their back. Toriel usually keeps him on her lap when he's starting to cause too much chaos until he passes out after running out of energy lol.

Underswap Papyrus - He doesn't take alcohol very well. Usually, he feels dizzy after a glass or two, goes to a corner and naps there for twelve hours straight. The only problem being no one can wake him up and he usually ends as a dead potato bag on Asgore's shoulder when it's time to go home.

Underfell Sans - He needs to have someone to watch him over at all costs because he will provoke a brawl. Red is searching for fights, and for people to fight each other. He can't help it, when he's drunk, it's his favorite thing ever. He's not authorized to drink if no one can watch him, because one time, he made Toriel and Asgore fist fight in a party and it took 30 monsters and the entirety of the Royal Guard to stop the two boss monsters from trying to kill each other while he was just cheering in a corner and taking bets...

Underfell Papyrus - It doesn't seem to affect him, but alcohol makes him a lot more sensitive to compliments and teasing. Just a little sentence can turn him bright tomato. Unfortunately, alcohol prevents him from defending himself too. His mind is blank, he has no control of the situation, and the more you tease him, the more red he gets. He hates it when he's like this, so usually, he doesn't drink before everyone is already drunk.

Horrortale Sans - Alcohol makes him sick and he hates how it tastes so no thanks. He's fine with a soda or water.

Horrortale Papyrus - He's a big baby when he's drunk and will get emotional at anything. Any compliment, anything looking cute, just giving him back something he dropped on the floor will send him sobbing hysterically in the other person's arms and crushing them to death in a hug. He accidentally dislocated Grillby's shoulder like this once. Then he came to his bar every day for two entire months to apologize again and again lol.

Swapfell Sans - He's his usual self, but without the filters. Instead of bitching on everyone in his head, he's bitching on everything and everyone out loud, and not a lot of people actually like that. It's not like he cares. Well, he cares when some giant monsters smashed him into a wall several times to make him shut up, but otherwise, he's answering back to people coming to argue with him. Half of them leave crying because he beat them up verbally.

Swapfell Papyrus - He's flirty as hell. He will flirt with everyone, but also everything looking vaguely monster-like, like a pillar, or a bush, or a car. He even went to an airport to flirt with what he thought was a Tsunderplane for three hours before someone asked him why the hell he's kissing a random plane.

Fellswap God Sans - He goes to find Alphys to antagonize her so they start fighting. He doesn't care if Alphys is on the other end of the city, dating Undyne or in the middle of an important meeting with the Royal Family, he will fight Alphys. Alphys is a bit paranoid now in the evening, scared he might crash through a window to throw bones at her.

Fellswap Gold Papyrus - He has a confidence boost for about an hour, does crazy things like inviting Napstaton to dance, and suddenly he realizes he's dancing with Napstaton and that everyone is looking at him and he randomly screams and jumps by the window to run away. Yeah, he's not good with alcohol.

[lizzie-tempest]

I can make a slightly different request, which would be Papyrus' point of view and opinion.

What would be the reaction of the papyrus (Undertale, Underswap, Underfell, Horrortale and Swapfell) to the relationship of his brother Yandere with his companion. How do they find out what he (Au! Sans) does when the reader isn’t seeing and how the relationship is a little toxic and controlling.

{ Example: they find out that they killed people for “love”, or invaded the reader's home to see when she is sleeping, or has an altar where there are objects that the reader thought she had lost or thrown away... }

Ooh this is a good one.  I hope this is okay.

Undertale

Papyrus is surprisingly not as shocked as he should’ve been.  At least, he wasn’t at first.  Sans has tried to control him for his entire life, under the guise of “protecting him”.  Papyrus doesn’t need protecting, and he’s nowhere near as naive as people think he is.  He’s not stupid, he knew when Sans got into a relationship with you, that his brother would be possessive.

He just didn’t realize how far Sans would go in order to keep you to himself.

The first incident is when Sans puts something in your drink while you’re looking at something else.  Papyrus frowns at this.  He knows something isn’t right when he sees Sans’ guilty look and he’s about to say something to you.

But while you’re still distracted, Sans signs to him.  He explains that you’ve been stressed at work, that you’re burning out and he’s concerned that you’re going to get sick.  Sans insists that he’s only slipped a sleeping pill into your drink and that you’ll just get upset and more stressed if you find out.

So despite what he wants, Papyrus says nothing.  

Weeks later, he walks into the house and finds Sans desperately scrubbing at...everything.  The reason?  Well, it probably has to do with the body lying on the floor.  

Papyrus’ first thought is that this human broke into the house and attacked Sans, causing his brother to defend himself.  Sans himself seems pretty shaken up when he realizes he’s there.  So Papyrus, being the great brother that he is, helps him clean up.  He helps dispose of the body and by the next morning, the house is completely spotless.  It’s only then that Papyrus asks Sans what happened.

“he tried to take her from me.  i had to do it.  he was gonna take her!” Sans stammers out.

There’s a growing feeling of dread in the pit of his soul as Sans continues to make excuses.  He realizes then that the house is silent.  Where are you?

“Where is (y/n)?”  

“the basement.  but - “

Papyrus has already headed down the stairs before Sans can carry on.  That’s where he finds you.  You’re chained by the ankle, completely terrified and you start screaming when Sans comes in after you, begging Papyrus to save you.

The cogs turn quicker than he thought possible.  He remembers the sleeping pills.  The way Sans isolated you from your old friends.  

He doesn’t waste a second.  

Before Sans can act, Papyrus uses his blue magic on his own brother.  He breaks the chain and scoops you up.  He knows you’re not safe here.  He loves his brother, but he can’t allow him to cause any more harm.  

Papyrus is able to get you a fair distance before his magic finally releases its hold on Sans.  Of course, by that time it’s too late.  Papyrus has already alerted Undyne and the Royal Guard.  

It doesn’t take long for him to be captured.  But it’s alright!  Even if Sans has done horrible things, Papyrus is more than happy to visit him in prison!  

Underswap

The first that Stretch hears about you is when Blue comes home one day, all excited and simply gushing about you.  His eyelights have turned into baby blue hearts as he speaks and Stretch has to admit that it’s adorable.  How can he NOT think it’s cute?  His lil bro has a crush!  He teases Blue a bit but leaves it when the smaller skeleton’s grin becomes strained and his eyelights all but vanish.  

Okay.  It’s a touchy subject.  He makes a note of it and thinks it’s just due to puppy love.  He doesn’t think much more of it.

Until he goes into Blue’s room not long after.  He’s looking for a video game that his brother borrowed and he knows he shouldn’t be in Blue’s room, but it wasn’t exactly forbidden, so he presumes it’s okay.

That’s when he finds it.

It’s some kind of intricately constructed altar.  Stretch is almost impressed at the sheer detail and work that’s gone into it.  Until he realizes what the altar is for.

There’s numerous pictures of a human, you, placed on the altar.  They were obviously taken when you weren’t looking, some taken from far away.  There’s one picture that seems to be a picture of you and what looks to be your boyfriend.  Stretch immediately thinks of how crushed Blue will be.  And then he looks closer at the picture.  You have been surrounded by hearts and stars.  Your partner on the other hand has had their head cut off.  What’s even more disturbing is that Blue seems to have glued a picture of his own head in its place.

This is enough to unnerve him, but for some reason Stretch can’t bring himself to look away.

There’s socks and underwear.  A lock of hair.  The more he looks, the more that he starts to think that you could be in danger.  

He takes a good look at your photo, memorizing your features so that he can find you and warn you of what Blue is doing.  He loves his brother.  But this isn’t okay.

Stretch turns to leave.

Blue is standing right behind him.

Underfell

Unsurprisingly, Edge doesn’t really care much.  In fact, he’s downright proud of Red!  His brother is actually putting in the effort!

Edge doesn’t really find out about Red’s yandere tendencies.  Red just doesn’t bother to hide it.  There have been plenty of times where Red has kidnapped a human that tried to get close to you and has beaten the shit out of them before killing them.

Edge finds he’s especially proud during those moments.  He watches his brother torture these humans and he has to admit that he’s constantly surprised.  In a pleasant way.  Red always seems to have a new way of torturing them and it’s so wonderfully creative.

He hates that it had to take coming to the surface before Red put in some effort to hunt humans, but he’s still grateful to you for getting his brother out of whatever depression he was in.

So needless to say, he helps keep Red’s secret.  He helps to clean up the blood and dispose of the bodies.  

When Edge finally meets you, he’s surprised again at your manners and how you seem to be the complete opposite of his brother.  Oh no, his brother was right!  You are too precious for this world!

Edge is more involved with Red’s “activities” after that.

Horrortale

“Sigh.  Again, brother?”

This isn’t the first time that Axe has acted this way towards a human, so Crooks is able to spot the signs early on.  Luckily, Axe has only managed to kill one human who’s managed to piss him off this time.  Maybe this time will be different?

Okay maybe not.

Crooks isn’t surprised to find that you are just like the other girls who Axe has pursued (and killed when things didn’t go his way).  The only difference is your soul.  He wants to believe that it could be the turning point.  Crooks is still a Papyrus after all, and he wants to believe that his brother could still be better.  He’s tired of cleaning up the blood and storing the bodies in the freezer so that they can eat them later.  There’s no need to continue with that now that they are on the surface and Crooks wants to be able to move on.

But as long as Axe continues to be a yandere, Crooks knows it won’t be possible.  

He’s resigned himself to this fate.  He’s tried again and again to convince his brother that this isn’t the way to do things.  Axe never listens.

So he’s forced to watch as Axe does the same routine.  Painting the picture of a big, misunderstood scary looking monster who is as lovable as a teddy bear.  And to you, he is exactly that.

But Crooks sees the dangerous look in his brother’s gaze when you laugh at some guy’s joke.  He doesn’t know who will endure Axe’s wrath: you or the poor guy who tried to flirt with you.

He tries to avoid your accusing, hateful gaze when Axe finally caves and traps you in the shed.

Swapfell

Mutt’s not gonna lie, he raises a brow bone when he figures it out.  He didn’t exactly expect Black to be a yandere, but at the same time he’s not exactly surprised.  

And of course, he’s roped into going along with it.

Black has him stalking you, finding out your likes and dislikes and everything about you under the sun.  Mutt doesn’t really like it, but he doesn’t want to go against his brother.  Black deserves the best after all.  If he has to do a few bad things in order to make that happen, then he will.

So he obeys Black’s orders and does what he wants.  Any information that Mutt gathers is immediately passed on to his brother, who then uses it to his advantage on any date he goes on with you.

One day he’s cleaning out his room, at Black’s request.  He’s got some stuff in boxes and is taking them up to the attic.  But when he tries to open the door, he finds it locked tight.  Huh, the door’s never been locked before.  And he’s pretty sure he can hear something on the other side.  Some kind of whimpering?

He takes the boxes to the basement instead.

At dinner Mutt brings up the locked attic and the noises.  It doesn’t escape his notice how Black stiffens slightly.  His brother has never been good at lying so when he says it’s nothing to worry about, Mutt can’t help but be curious.

When he’s sure that Black is asleep, he heads back to the attic and takes a shortcut inside.  He wasn’t expecting you to be there, huddled in the corner and absolutely terrified.

Oh shit.  What has his brother done? 

You’re shaking, but something in you must see how scared he is, because you ask him to get you out.  You promise you won’t say anything.  You’ll leave and he’ll never see you again.

...

Mutt knows that if you suddenly disappeared, Black would know that it would be him who did it.  He doesn’t know how far his brother’s temper will go.  He’s been lucky in the past.  But he doesn’t want to die, and he knows that if he helps you then Black would kill him for sure.

He refuses to help you.

He’s confident in his decision.

That doesn’t mean your screams and the way you beg for help doesn’t haunt his dreams at night.

[ratsoh-writes]

This is my first ever matchup so I'm really excited for it! Thank you so much for this and all of your amazing content. ❤

I'm a fairly stereotypical INFP -- someone who at first seems pretty aloof or visibly uncomfortable being around someone new. Once I'm comfortable enough with them I turn into a loyal friend who will happily lend an ear and my support/advice whenever possible. I'm very inquisitive when it comes to those types of things and getting to know my loved ones better. I'll regularly remind people that I care about them and check in on how they're feeling before going off and doing my own thing. I'm extremely introverted and shy but I usually take a leader position in groups if there isn't one already.

Not sure if it's a pro or con but I tend to see the best in the people I like and that's especially true with crushes and partners. I'm a hopeless romantic so having a healthy relationship is really important to me. I need a fair amount of one on one time, even if we're just doing our own thing in the same room. I'm also a cuddle sl*t so I will be very physically affectionate with my partner whenever and wherever unless they request otherwise.

One of my major flaws is how incredibly lazy I can be. I could very easily laze around in bed all day watching anime or YouTube and be totally content with that. I'm Really bad at dealing with confrontation, especially if the other person is being aggressive in any way. I have a habit of maladaptive daydreaming so I space out a lot and my depression and abandonment issues mess with me pretty bad sometimes. I've been doing really good at getting those all handled but some days can be a real struggle for me.

Besides cheating, the biggest dealbreaker for me is gaslighting. I've already dealt with enough of that for one lifetime. People who are overly entitled and inconsiderate of others, especially service workers, are forever going to get the side eye from me. Other than those, I don't think I'll ever want to have a kid of my own so I wouldn't date someone who did.

My pet peeves are when people "tink its ok 2 spel n tipe words like dis." Also spitting on the ground and chewing food with your mouth open.

As I said before, I like watching anime and YouTube. Usually it's some kind of dark/creepy content, let's plays, chaotic let's builds or food stuff. Also listen to a lot of indie rock and tend to drink a worrying amount of coffee. Oh, I play D&D, online games and board games with my friends. By myself, I'll play point and click puzzle games. When I decide I want to actually go outside for once I'll go on a hike or go to thrift shops and see if I can snag some sweet threads. 

Physically, I'm a 5'4" thicc lady with big bazoongas. I wear mostly skinny jeans with either tank tops or tshirts and flannel or leather jackets when it's cold enough. Black, grey, white and muted red, blue and green are my go to colors. I have 11 silver mostly ear piercings, stretched lobes and a few tattoos. I always wear glasses and have my hair in a messy low bun.

That's it! Thank you again and have a wonderful day!!

Dang. The no kids totally knocked honey out of the competition 😭😭😭

Alrighty, after a lot of back and fourth, I was stuck between three guys. Once again I had the little sister pick a random name.

Looks like you’re getting matched with…… CASH (swapfell papyrus)!

Honestly one of the biggest reasons I think he’ll make a good match is how you said you put in effort into getting to know your SO. And how you’re very verbally affectionate. Cash needs these in a relationship. He’s an affectionate boyfriend but isn’t good at voicing his worries about how he thinks he’s not doing enough sometimes. This would be a big comfort that you’re honest about how you feel.

One way I can see cash appealing to you is that he’s good at sticking up for the “little guy” or just workers in general. Cash and mal come from a very poor background. He knows exactly how hard it is to make ends meet, or how to deal with nasty customers. Now that he can, cash always tips well and loves scaring the occasional Karen.

I’m sorry to say, but if you’re going to constantly cuddle him, he’s gonna take advantage of it all the time. Hands up your shirt every time. Half the time he’s not even being a horn dog, he just likes how squishy humans are lol

Thrift shopping with him is always an adventure. Cash loves shopping when it’s not with his brother and spends more time finding the ugliest outfits possible and trying to get you to wear them. It always ends up in you two putting on a fashion show that would give a designer a heart attack

He’s one of the gamer guys so he’s always cool to play with you. He likes fighting games and puzzle games the most!

The other two you could’ve gotten were slim and charm

[battlemaiden13]

Would you mind writing up some Undyne HCs for the four main aus? Alphys too if you're up for it.

Undyne

Is working hard as a member of the royal guard. She still has her duties even though they are now above ground. 

She gets paid pretty well for her continued service to the king and queen but she also has a lot of spare time. So much that she got a second job as a security guard just to pass the time. 

works out at the gym a lot and has a lot of friends that she hangs out with there. 

Alphys

Is a nervous wreck half the time but only because she doesn’t want to say anything wrong and have people get the wrong idea about her personality or anything. 

Hangs out with Mettaton quite a lot, not really by choice he just sort of shows up, she gets irritated by him pretty easily but still hangs out with him

tends to apologise when she finds herself ranting. She’s been told to be quiet on more than one occasion so now she clams up.

Lieutenant (Underfell Undyne)

Is very confrontational. It comes from her underground experience and makes her quick to pick a fight. 

Has a softer side, especially if someone suffers from anxiety. She’s actually really good at calming people down from panic attacks.

is very loud. She almost doesn’t have an inside voice, like Papyrus, and always seems to be yelling. 

Beaker (Underfell Alphys) 

is very melancholy and tends to talk in a flat voice most of the time. She does have a stutter but it isn’t as obvious when she gets use to you

has super bad anxiety. She is a nervous wreck if she has to interact with anyone new or do anything that will make her uncomfortable. 

when she gets excited about a project she gives of real evil scientist vibes. 

Doc (Underswap Undyne)

Speaks with a stutter much like the classic Alphys does.

Wears glasses and a lab coat that usually have some sort of mysterious stain on them. 

has a bad habit of staying up all night and then sleeping through the day. Her sleep pattern is really messed up. 

Captain (Underswap Alphys) 

Laughs a lot. She’s a very cheery monster and always seems to find the humour in everything. 

Still has to wear glasses, but tends to lean more towards contacts when she’s training or in a battle. 

She has a few old scars that if you ask about she will go into great detail about how she got them

Lab (Swapfell Undyne)

Considers Switch (Alphys) one of her precious science experiments and so the love that she has for her is more because of that then any other feelings

Definitely gives off mad Scientist vibes, complete with evil laugh and strangely evil phrasing of sentences that should be normal. 

Doesn’t stutter

Switch (Swapfell Alphys)

Is basically a barbarian class from dnd. She has a rage mode where she becomes stronger and will attack anything in sight but loses the ability to think clearly hence why she was given the name Switch.

Has been experimented on by their universes Undyne (Lab) to give her advanced strength, agility, sight and hearing when in her Rage mode

Is still a high ranking member of the royal Guard

[undertale-writing-times]

How would the horrortale swapfell error and fresh react to one day just finding and alien and the alien wants to be friends with them so alien just follows them around and asks them question about earth

First ask! Whooooo! So happy.

Horrortale Sans: When he first saw the Alien, he thought that they were a human dressed in a weird outfit to try to not look like a human, but then the smell hit him. They didn't smell like a human so, honestly, he didn't like them at first because they confused him. Every time they tried to get close to him he would snarl and slash at them, trying to hit them with his axe. After a little while though, he would get used to them being around him and would answer any questions that they have, that he knows the answer to, but he doesn't really like answering questions about earth, because he doesn't remember what the overground is like very much, unless he's on there. Depending on how big the alien is, because I make my horror up to 8'5, he'd most likely pick them up and put them on his back.

Horortale Papyrus: Noodle would be so happy to have someone that doesn't seem afraid of him, and doesn't want to just be with him for food. With the new alien friend he'll ask some questions as well, and answer whichever ones that they have. Sometimes he'll get off track and ramble about other things, but he's just happy to it might be best to let him ramble. If you raise your voice even at all, it might make him think you don't like him anymore and that's very dangerous.

Swapfell Sans: Okay so it depends on if they're above ground, or underground. If they're underground he'd most likely not trust you at all for a long time. What? They live in a place where you could get murdered by your best friend, just because they want to see what your dust is like! After that while though, you'd have a friend until the end, because he doesn't make friends very easily, so when he does he'll keep them safe no matter what. If you follow him around before he trusts you, he might even try to attack you but most likely he'd just shout and yell at you to get away from him... soon enough he'd get used to you following him around, because his brother does as well at times. If you stay with him while he's working, training, or helping the other royal guards that he's the leader of, he'll answer questions without even thinking about it. If you're not too big, sit on his back while he's doing pushups and it'll mean more to him than you might think.

Swapfell Papyrus: He's one of the people that would be the nicest to you right away. He'd get all excited about seeing someone he didn't know in the underground, and would most likely hug you. Because of the fluff on his hood, sleeves, and the ends of his scarf, he's very soft and very warm, so he gives the best hugs! He doesn't even mind you asking questions! He'll give you answers whenever he knows the answer to them, and if he doesn't he'll ask his brother! Unless you ask about his past. If you do that, he seems to grow... sad? It's best to get him off that track of mind before his brother sees, because he will blame you.

Error Sans: yeah, no, he doesn't like it. He doesn't like you. You're too loud, annoying, ask too many questions, plus aliens aren't supposed to be real. Creatures from a different world? You don't even seem to have a soul so he can't even kill you with his strings. At first he isn't going to want anything to do with you, and if you try to get within 6 feet of him, he will tie you up in his strings and throw you away from him. He hasn't been around other people in a long time other than Ink, so don't blame him too bad on that... after a long time, very very long time, he'll warm up to you a tiny bit and let you sit with him but 4 feet away from him and he'll answer questions that you have. He'll explain how there are other worlds, and how they're not supposed to be there, and he's saving everything by killing those other worlds. It might not seem like it, but he's very happy to have someone that will talk to him.

Fresh Sans: Yeah, okay, so when he saw you his smile went wider. What could he say? He likes things that are new, that are 'fresh' so an alien? That's rad, bro. When he spoke to you and you had no idea what was going on he said that it was aiight and you not knowing anything was pretty bogus so he was going to be the nice rad bro Sans and tell you everything that you wanted to know. So you didn't even have to follow him around everywhere! You two sat and spoke about things. You told him about your world, and he told you about da bomb of a place where he lived, dawg. Course he also told you about the bad things like drugs, cursing, and all that. He told ya that those were bad and so not dope so you can't be down to do that. Of course when you agreed he felt a weird... feeling, in his chest. Figured he was happy, always strange for him to feel different emotions. After that, he decided that you know, he would keep ya.

[timbertumbr]

Boneafide Gamer (A Reverse Harem Fic)

Chapter 3, Merchants and Mascots

First chapter

Quotev Link

Thank you to my friend for helping me with the puns.

List of Usernames with Nicknames-

Blue (Underswap Sans): Magnificent Blueberry

Stretch (Underswap Papyrus): Carrot

Edge (Underfell Papyrus): Captain

Red (Underfell Sans): Red

Mal (Swapfell Sans): Maleficent 

Rus (Swapfell Papyrus): Rus

Oak (Horrortale Sans): Oak

Willow (Horrortale Papyrus): Willow

Papyrus (OG or Undertale Papyrus): Coolskeleton95

Sans (OG or Undertale Sans): Sansational

-The next day- 

Since you didn’t have to go into work today, you decided to properly grind gold and EXP(erience) in Basic so you can explore a bit more without fear of dying and losing everything. You log into the virtual world and see that there were still a lot of people on the server. Shrugging it off, you are navigating the starting town back to the fields when you pass a certain street and a pair of VERY familiar skeletons.

You backtrack and take a proper look at them, they looked practically identical to Blue and Stretch. The tall one was moving around crates while the short one was… snoozing? In a game? You decided not to question it as you looked at their makeshift stand that had a sign reading “Oak and Willow’s Merchant Stand” Huh, that’s their usernames.

“Straight to the point. Nice,” You complimented aloud, the tall skeleton flinched and turned around quicker than you could say “What the fuuuuu-”

“You!” He said excitedly. You look around the street before pointing to yourself.

“Me?” You ask, earning a nod from the skeleton.

“You’re The Game Store Employee That Made Puns With My Cousin And Brother!” He states matter-of-factly. Wait a minute-

“Yeah, that’s me. But how did you know?” 

“I Never Forget A Face, Nyeh Heh Heh! Er… Voice, In This Case,” Impressive. He holds out a hand and you take it.

“My Name Is Willow! And This Is My Brother Oak!” He Introduced.

“Sup,” You hear a familiar deep voice say as you jump from surprise, Oak chuckles.

“Sorry ‘bout that,” You calm your racing heart and accept his apology. Wait, they look different from when you saw them at the store. Oak didn’t have his head wound or big red eye… Perks of being able to make customizable avatars.

“Nice to meet you both, I’m Fart!” The brothers snickered before Willow returned to moving crates.

“Likewise! Unfortunately, We Cannot Talk For Long. We Have Much Work To Do!” You nod and look at the small amount of crates.

“Anyway I could help?” You offer, Willow stacks a crate onto another before looking at you.

“I Appreciate The Offer But I Wouldn’t Want To Trouble You,” Willow explains, you shake your head.

“It’s no trouble for me at all. I’m going to the fields anyway. You DO need more supplies right?” You ask, uncertain if your hunch is right or not. Willow tapped his foot with a thoughtful expression before nodding.

“W-Well, If You Insist. But, With One Condition,” You nod, showing you were listening.

“You Be Our Friend! O-Only If You Want To, Of Course,” Awww, how could you say no to such a gentle kind soul?

“You got yourself a deal buddy! I’ll be back with LOADS of stuff!” You exclaim before running off. Willow squeaked after they left and a rush of excited energy rushed through him.

“Sans! Sans! Did you hear that?! They Called Me ‘Buddy!’” Oak smiles at his brother before letting Willow talk his metaphoric ears off while putting that excited energy to good use by stocking their current items.

Meanwhile, you were excitedly picking up any herbs, creature drops, and anything you could find really. Plus, you’d be able to get the EXP and Gold you needed while helping someone else so it was a win-win!

“SAAAAAAANS!” You hear someone yell from within a nearby cave. Confused and concerned, you place the supplies in your hand into your bag before making your way into the cave. You stop when you see a large cavern with two skeletons surrounded by spiders. WHY IS IT ALWAYS SKELETONS?! “SANS, HELP ME WITH THE SPIDERS!” 

“Can’t. ‘M stuck,”

“THERE IS ONE WEB ON YOU!”

“I know, how will I weave my way out of this sticky situation?”

“SAAAAAAANS!” AS much as you wanted to keep hearing their amusing banter, they were about to die from low level spiders. So without wasting any more time, you slayed the spiders and collected the drops.

“WOWIE! THAT WAS NEAT!” Complemented the tall skeleton named “Coolskeleton95.” You smile at him.

“Thanks, but please try to be careful next time. You would’ve lost your stuff if you died,” Coolskeleton nods.

“WILL DO! THANK YOU FART!” The short skeleton named “SANSational” started snickering.

“Yeah, glad you caught wind of our situation,” You snort at the pun while Coolskeleton glared at SANSational. Wait- have you seen Coolskeleton95 somewhere? Hmmm…

“Well, it was nice to meet you two but I gotta drop some supplies off to some new merchants,” You explain, about to leave when Coolskeleton speaks up.

"YOU'RE HELPING OAK AND WILLOW?" He asks excitedly, dumbfounded, you nod.

"WOWIE! SO ARE WE! IS IT ALRIGHT IF WE GO TOGETHER?" So many sweet skeletons!

"Of course!" And off you three went when you suddenly remembered where you saw Coolskeleton95 from.

"Wait a minute, are you Papyrus? The monster mascot?" You suddenly ask, He smiles widely. 

“INDEED I AM!” Papyrus exclaims, you stare up at the skeleton in awe.

“Oh wow! It’s such an honor to meet you! You’re the coolest!” Papyrus chuckles.

“WHY THANK YOU! IT’S ALWAYS A PLEASURE TO MEET A FAN!” You smile widely when you realize something. Didn’t Blue call Carrot “Papy?” And Papyrus looks strangely like Willow, Edge, Stretch and Rus! The heck is going on…

Before you could come up with a possible explanation, you all arrived back at the town and in front of Oak and Willow’s Merchant Stand, huh, that was… quick.

“Wowie, You’re Back Already? And With Sans and Papyrus too!” Willow exclaims. Heh, Sansational…

“Yup, and I got some good stuff!” You say as you hand him the bag full of supplies to him, Papyrus doing the same with a small bag. Willow’s eye lights seem to light up.

“Goodness, This Is Quite The Haul. Thank You All So Much!” Papyrus nods proudly, wait, they all have the same avatar with different clothes? This is getting weirder and weirder by the minute.

“YOU’RE WELCOME WILLOW! BUT I MUST BE OFF! I HAVE TO HELP NEW PLAYERS GET USED TO THE GAME! (THIS GAME COULD HELP FURTHER THE BOND BETWEEN MONSTERS AND HUMANS!)” And off he went towards the hub of the town. 

“I’m glad I was able to help, do you guys want my Discord?” You ask, Willow squeaks.

“Y-You Don’t Have To-”

“Well, I insist,” You counter quickly, Willow sighs but smiles.

“If That’s The Case, Yes Please!” You friend each other on Discord while Oak was having a quiet conversation with Sans.

“Oookay! Now we can talk whenever we want! It was nice meeting you all but I gotta go get back to grinding,” You explain, Willow smiles.

“Alright, Good Luck Friend Fart!” Willow says as Oak waves. And off you went to the fields again with a short skeleton in tow, Sans. You raise a brow as you look over your shoulder.

“Do you need something?” You ask confused, the short skeleton shrugs.

“Just want to know who my cousins are interacting with,” He states, ah, that makes sense.

“And with that being said, mind me asking some questions while you ‘grind?’” Oh, he’s being cautious. Understandable.

“Sure, I don’t mind,” You answer as you bring out your multiweapon to attack the nearby slimes. And while you attacked slimes, he asked questions. At first the questions were simple, like “favorite food” or “favorite color.” Then it moved to more specific questions like “What is your view on monsters?” “What do you do for a living” You tried your best to answer the questions as vaguely yet informative as you could since, well, he was a stranger. He seemed content with the answers. 

“Welp, that’s all I needed to know. Thanks for letting me rib ya pal. You have fun with your ‘grinding.’ See ya,” Sans says before walking away. Okay… that was odd. You shrugged it off and continued grinding until the crack of dusk.

Right, now onto the fun part. Actual Plot.

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