#personal leisure

[unknownteapot]

personal leisure (3973 words) by unknownteapot Rating: Explicit Pairing: Amanda/Angela

Summary: “Hi gorgeous..” a smooth female voice sounded from the other end of the line, Angela almost choked- in what world do hotel receptionists sound so damn horny? “I’d just like to order some food.” she muttered after finally collecting herself, “Mmmm..” the honey-filled voice hummed, “What would you like, princess?” or an AU in which Angela just wants some lasagna, but acidentally dials a phone sex hotline.

here are the now 11 pages of hot amangela filth

[thegardenofbae]

The headscarf + sunglasses combo remains an iconic look ✨

[chichiscloset]

Black Women In Luxury 💎

[pinetreeshack]

yeah I feel you man :(

to anyone else thinking too hard about their art or lackthere of - the fact they cant create and the stress surrounding the fact you feel like you arent good at anything else BESIDES creating - go do something else

no seriously, take a break. your body and your mind really really needs it. 9/10 youre probably extremely burnt out like me. "but im scared to take a break, what if i forget everything i learned?"

this scares the shit out of me too, but chances are, this fear is whats hindering your ability to give your body what it needs - a refresher. a palette cleanser. go sew. go make music. go sculpt something. garden. read a book, fuck it WRITE a book. cook. help someone cook. give yourself a goal without worrying too much about how to achieve it. have fun doing it. make people smile - youll make yourself smile along the way and youll forget all about the fear.

creativity isnt limited to just talent. you can do whatever you want. you can learn whatever you want. that fear of forgetting your passion will go away if you occupy that space with something else just as enthusiastic.

you might not have the energy like i do anymore. you hate the cycle, and so do i. everyone goes through it - but the great thing about the cycle is the fact youll always loop around. and in your lowest, most gutwrenching times when u cant even pick up a needle or look for inspo without comparing yourself or saying why cant i do it like they can - you can. and you will. you just have to give yourself a chance. and that chance starts with a long nap, your favorite video essays or lets plays, and letting your mind and body rest for a little bit.

[nsfwhao]

hmmm… methinks sugar daddy son of rich family!mingyu who invites you to his private golf course on the weekends so you can be his personal caddy girl… and definitely makes you wear a short little white skirt so he can bend you over the front of the golf cart whenever he likes. 🤭

[angelpuns]

Me when I was supposed to work on comics tonight but instead spent like 30 minutes playing that fucking watermelon game

[quillium]

Childe being the boss of a bank while being Absolutely Feral

The Tsaritsa sending Childe, A Boy From The Countryside Who Never Had Any Formal Schooling, to run her bank: This is going to be the funniest thing ever

In Childe’s head, accountants cover everything to do with numbers, so when he’s in doubt, he just assumes someone’s job is “accountant”. This is almost never true. Vlad is a bodyguard, he literally stands outside the bank doors, WHY WOULD YOU THINK HE WAS AN ACCOUNTANT--

Childe: Haha yeah I’m an accountant! Ekaterina, exhausted: You are not. But points for trying.

Childe, very proud: I work at a BANK! Nadia, who knows that Childe basically just fights people without Actually Working and is the office’s baby: That’s right, honey 😊 

Every night Childe gets tutored by someone who does work in the bank on various financial matters and he becomes ridiculously financially savvy even for a twenty-something working in a bank

Childe is crazy good at understanding money if you give it to him in terms of fighting-related things. “Wow, ten of these are worth one Dull Sword!”

Childe who doesn’t understand why people can’t just fish for a living. It’s simple. You find a good cave, set up a fire, and catch fish whenever you’re hungry. His employees are horrified. Childe, is this why you’ve been eating so much fish lately. Childe, are you just catching your own fish despite being one of the most well-paid men alive. CHILDE--

Someone shows up for an appointment with a bank advisor, and Childe, who is HORRIBLY disappointed after learning this truth, pulls them aside and is like, “You know they’re not a fiduciary, right? Banks just want to make money. They don’t actually care about you.” His employees are like. You literally are the boss of this bank can you please stop chasing away business

Childe watching a fisherman about to buy mutual funds or something: “You need to understand that they take a 2% management fee off this, which doesn’t sound like a lot, but in fact if you compare it to products from places that aren’t our bank, you could lose a lot in the long run--”

“Childe banks aren’t a scam” “Okay then explain why Andre the accountant taught me to always be careful about mutual funds with high MERs and then immediately tried to sell that same bad example mutual fund to a client HMMM”

Childe who honestly thinks the concept of money is a scam. Why can’t we just all fish and hunt meat together and share food.

Childe’s employees are ALL scrawny paperwork office job people so they’re like. Childe we can’t. Just hunt down wild boars. That’s primitive and we don’t have muscles.

Childe backseat driving to other people’s financial decisions and they’re like can you please get this twenty year old out of my face while I decide on mortgages. Childe doesn’t even give good advice he’s just really freaking annoying

[thethingything]

I have so many things I want to do today but also am struggling so much to actually do anything because of the fucking ADHD so wish me luck I guess.

we already did laundry which was the main big task of the day, and then I want to do a bunch of iNat IDs, some art (both the Big Drawing and another piece I've been working on), maybe play video games because it's been a while, order some stuff we need, organise and read through some emails, dracula daily, journaling, and probably some other stuff.

if I remember later I'll post an update and show off the little forest for the day on the timer app we use

[pfhwrittes]

oh right, yeah. hi new followers. if you’re expecting wall to wall smut you’re going to be disappointed. you’ve got to deal with me writing silly fluffy slightly crack-y things first

[unknownteapot]

thank you so much for your service to amangela nation 🙏🙏🙏 - okiankeno

would u believe me if i said i cried a little.

nO BECAUSE. because. someone making art based on a fic of mine has been my dream since i started writing, and this is. tHIS IS.

I CANNOT GET OVER THIS I LITERALLY SQUEALED WHEN I SAW IT YOU ARE A GIFT. the linework, the shading, the detalis, her blush, the text looking like its golden?? my god. i am speechless.

THANK YOU, Kian. genuinely with my whole heart, i will never be over this. printing it out and hanging it on my wall. tattooing it on my eyeballs. hEY EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS GORGEOUS ART @okiankeno MADE FOR 'personal leisure'!!! im gonna go yell some more aAA-

[missthrilla]

took my first Adult Ballet class today: featuring the cute skirt I made earlier for it. 🩰🦢

[possessionisamyth]

absolutely last post about wesker before he's back in the trashcan outside where he belongs unless i need to talk about chris development or make another long headcanon list for various characters but i...im laughing, i dont think wesker can fuck

theory, timeline allows for wesker to go into phase 2 of the wesker project with infecting himself with spencer's progenitor virus sample before jake was a thing and before getting stabbed by the tyrant in RE1, what if the success of phase 2 is why jakes mom became sickly, what if this is a radioactive semen that spiderman has which kills mary jane situation, idc if its not true, im running with this 😂

[moregraceful]

put 712 of the worst words ever put in a google doc tonight BUT! it is 712 more words in the google doc than i had yesterday. this fic will be more than 2k, so help me god

[megidoreyn]

Gimmel SMT2. His design being a reference to Apollo with the laurel crown and lyre have always caught my attention... I can't wait to meet him after finishing SMT1! 💚twitter | 💚misskey

[arcanegifs]

okay.... im generally fine when people request for things, but just don't be rude bc that makes everything less enjoyable for me to do

[drumlincountry]

EVERY fantasy book EVERY scifi novel every starwars movie every post apocalyptic show. I ask, WTF??? The same same question EVERY time. Say it with me - WHERE’S THE FARMING?