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yeyinde · 2 months
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thinking about Simon who just gets out of prison for murder after he's been locked up since he was 18, and starts working at a slaughterhouse for his parole. a big, scary dog who has bloodstains all over him, permanently crusted in the crease of his nails because he prefers field dressing over dragging the carcass inside the shop. who always smells of iron and sweat, and looms over you like he was trying to keep everyone else from looking at you. possessive, but you only know him from rumours and blog posts. his stare, the intense, hungry way he looks at you always gives you the creeps.
he's bad news. and he tries to woo you by feeding you meat from the animals he butchered (getting angry whenever you buy cuts from someone else), and won't go away even when you tell him to leave you alone. you've heard the rumours. read the news articles. nothing about this man is any good—
but he won't, of course. the thing about prison is that you need to hold onto the things that you have and take the stuff that you don't. a sort of cutthroat survival that has raised him better than his own mother. so, when he finds you (something he doesn't have, but wants), it's just in his nature to take.
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thepoisonroom · 6 months
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1990 fish worship shirt
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frogsinajar · 5 months
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Happy almost 4/13, have some funnies
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astrhae · 1 year
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Can I watch?
GOOD OMENS S2E5 + some underrated Crowley shots
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anatomical-puppet · 21 days
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MYSTERY TWINS BIRTHDAY‼️‼️‼️‼️ time for my own obligatory teen designs yayyy ^_^
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goddamnshinyrock · 4 months
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new contractor at work has only seen me twice (both on zoom): tuesday and today. I did laundry yesterday (wednesday) and it did not occur to me that I had grabbed the same shirt AND tank top as tuesday until we were in the middle of a meeting.
It’s not a basic plain black tee or something either, it’s a reasonably memorable green and light purple plaid flannel worn open over a light green tank top.
this guy is going to think I only own one shirt.
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hollis-art · 3 months
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look at them go, the majestic creatures
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dunmeshistash · 3 months
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Got curious what was written on his shirt, business trip shirt?
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majunju · 1 year
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snorkmimimi.............
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cobaltfluff · 2 months
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I dont care that it happened you to kanji. it should have happened to ME.
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bacchuschucklefuck · 3 months
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they tried to rebrand as The Criminals but riz is literally the city council's treasurer and also turns out people in their late 20s don't really name their friend groups. so now they're The Intrepid Heroes
#fantasy high#figueroth faeth#kristen applebees#adaine abernant#gorgug thistlespring#fabian seacaster#riz gukgak#yes this is sorta from the same thing Ive been doing for future!riz lol. that riz is the same design basically#just the above board sona#u can kiiinda tell which of the bad kids I have a very clear vision for their future design and which I kinda wing it for lol#kristen's tank top is white and the coat is galaxy tie dye btw. I didnt have the energy to express that in ink but thats the ult version#adaine I truly imagine to grow up to be the perpetual t shirt and jeans person but she carries her sword everywhere#gorgugs truth is that shes just hot she can wear anything. but I do give him the skirt hike bc I love him#I really like skirt hike... such a fun thing to put in designs. if ur garment has no variance in how it falls or drapes u can do it urself#this is also a little bit of an exercise in how much of an accessory I can freehand from memory#fig's bass I straight up did not fact check for. just rawdogging it memory only. same with fandrangor and adaine's crocs#I did write in my funny little document that gorgug takes up baking and is good at it bc I think itd be good for him#to do basically chemistry and math that also feeds people#out of them... kristen and riz would be Good good at it. but riz would get way too stressed abt the recipe and kristen bakes by#eyeballing the texture. fabian likes decorating but refuses to get anywhere near the heat of an oven. adaine isnt good at it first try#and is like well my effort goes to other things actually. fig Loves baking and Nobody lets her into the kitchen#idk why this manifests so clear in my head. must be bc of recent foccacia events#living in the subtropics is hell for baking nobody try it ok? I tell u
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shiftythrifting · 4 months
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Who is he???
Found in a Wisconsin goodwill
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uncanny-tranny · 1 year
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Once you stop thinking about queer people's labels as strict indications of what's in their pants and who they do/don't bed and instead view queer people's labels as how they interact with the world, you'll find that you'll get along with queer people better and treat them better, I think.
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ewwww-what · 1 month
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The moment when you find exactly what you were looking for (it was your best friend the whole time)
(close-ups below & my commission info)
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leftneb · 2 months
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"It's Always Special"
still version below the cut :3
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reverienco · 8 months
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what the fuck am i doing. scheduling this at 1am.
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