#perusing the funnies

[ijustreallylikecaptainamericaok]

Marvel Universe: Avengers - Earth’s Mightiest Heroes #3

[netherfeildren]

dearest mother vic,

i’ve been going thru ur #vic replies tag and saw u mention multiple times that u have a javi story in the works for ages and i just wanna let u know that i would give u all my earthly possessions in exchange for ur maybe javi fic and i would wait forever and ever and ever…

you are easily one of my fave writers from all fandoms that i’ve been in, and i love you and love you and love you

🧎🏻‍♀️‍➡️vic’s javi fic🧎🏻‍♀️

that is literally my longest running idea, I just checked and I have 54 pages of notes for it. a while back I was actually writing it forreal and did like the first two chapters, and then I stopped or got distracted or intimidated or something. he's hard to write!!!!!!! but I do hope one day I'll be able to add more to it or finish it or give you all something anything Javi related

[blorbobot]

I let it slip to one of my coworkers, because they are also pretty chronically online in a similar way I am, that I think GLaDOS is hot and it went like "oh. You don't know portal... uhm... please don't assume things by just looking at the picture, you gotta actually play the game it uh, it's her voice y'know? Her personality? Don't-" while my coworker was already typing on their keyboard, hit enter, and had realization hit them like a truck.

They had their screen connected to this huge TV so it was my coworker staring at a big screen of pictures of GLaDOS, back to me, and then back to GLaDOS with the most confused look on their face.

I had to sit there and pretend that I *don't* find GLaDOS' metal chandelier-esque contraption of a body obscenely hot. I had to pretend that I'm normal about women who are huge metal creatures and instead talk up her personality. I really hope they don't actually play the game and realize what her personality actually is, that'll open up a whole different can of worms 😭😭😭 I will never recover

[bonefall]

Previous anon, I just want to suggest that if you really want the cats to have cinnamon, you can have SkyClan steal it

Oh absolutely! I can always rely on my SkyClan to steal a particular thing I need-- but I try to limit the things they steal to the sorts of things that are obviously useful.

Like, let's imagine My Boy Reedclaw is breaking into a house for fun. Perfect scenario, too, the humans are gone, he has as much time as he needs and isn't trying to bolt quickly. He even remembered his basket that day!

He still has a limit, he can't fleece the whole house. He can't haul away anything too large or too heavy. He starts rooting through the cubbards and finds their spice rack... with no idea what is in these little plastic containers. He can recognize rosemary, THAT looks like dried parsley, and... is that cloves? He knows THAT is extremely toxic.

What kind of horrors do twolegs do on the daily if they have poisons in their spice supply? And there's dusts and powders of all scents and flavors. Something red, something yellow, he picks up the cinnamon shaker, gives it a lick, and starts gagging. Cinnamon challenge in real time. Ick!

At this point, Reedclaw would have just moved on. But, today he decides he wants to bring this back. He shoves the whole supply into his basket and ducks back out the way he came.

In front of SkyClan, he shakes out his haul.

The rosemary, parsley, they know what to do with that. But why would they even risk using the brown-coughpowder? They notice right away that cloves are part of this haul, any one of these unknown herbs could be a poison.

They could trial-and-error it, but that does risk Clanmates' health and safety. They don't know about the medicinal benefits before they do that. Lastly, it's a limited supply. You never know if the house you're going to break into is going to have cinnamon in the spice rack, if you did find out its uses.

No, SkyClan agrees that stealing from humans is a luxury, not something they should rely on.

There IS a medicine I like to imagine does get stolen from humans though... antibiotics. Kittypets learn quickly that some of the pills fed to them make them stop being sick, and they learn fast that this is something that Clan cats will trade for.

But it's something Clan cats have to be wary of; they can't tell pills apart from each other, and it's always a possibility that a kittypet lies and just exchanges any stolen bottle of vitamins for special food.

I like to think BloodClan actually has this down to a science, knowing exactly where to steal from, organizing raids, and most importantly, having its patrol leaders learn how to read, just a tiny bit

[reflectionsofgalaxies]

another GOOD fuckin day!

spent the morning doing more organizing/downsizing, then a friend stopped by and we went on an impromptu thrift store trip to exchange a jacket from yesterday, and instead I got a cute windbreaker and an old brown leather belt!

after that i went to a small ecology workshop, and it wasn’t a lot of new stuff, but it was a fun refresher, and the class was mostly older women who are involved in like community gardening and stuff. three of them stopped to talk to me afterwards, and one runs a local ‘gardening for beginners’ workshop in her free time, but professionally she’s a vegan chef from Japan!

anyway much cool stuff, i think i handled the socializing really well. in fact, i must’ve looked extra friendly today bc i was stopped three times on my walk home, twice by people looking for directions, and once by an older man looking for his escape artist cat (he was on his patio just asking if i’d seen him. i had not, unfortunately. he said if i saw him he WILL NOT respond to his name but if you make little noises at him he’ll come over for pets.)

anyway. that’s me using this as my journal again.

[bisonofyesterday]

"ohh we should put gaslighting on the top shelf until y'all realize how to use it." Completely correct, however. y'know what. i think we should take Memes from people. it's an excellent word, units of culture spreading over time, internet memes being the comedic image equivalent (which i have no problem with existing and being the most common form of the word but hear me out), the idea of "you stole my meme!" is such a ludicrous thought because BY NAME it is meant to spread, it is meant to be changed, it is meant to be integrated, these cultural units, these memes. They will outlive genes, memes prove that "but you won't ever have kids..." means jack shit because you can pass on your ideas and facets of your personality to your friends, and they to their other friends, maybe even their own kids, you are essentially immortal, religion has managed to persist for millennia for a reason, this is LITERALLY the fucking life lesson of Metal Gear Solid 2 and yet everyone fucking talks about the internet prediction scene. Everyone laughed at "OHHH HAHA MEMES DNA OF THE SOUL!!!!!!" but it's literally factually true i'll kill you all

[raindropsonwhiskers]

Cousin Theseus 🤝 Baron from the Baronies

Horrible little bone-masked shadow-aligned bastards who haunt their preferred target (a very stressed, repressed, and well-dressed Voice Of Reason to their group of friends who unwittingly caused said bastard to be metaphysically attached to them) obsessively with methods up to and including attempted possession, who have attempted to have a major confrontation in the form of a freaky bone spider monster only to be promptly thwarted with very little fanfare

[charlotterenaissance]

taking screenshots of my own posts and edits that i made here for tumblr so i can sort them nicely on pinterest but making sure to keep my handle on it because i believe in crediting artists

[ijustreallylikecaptainamericaok]

Marvel 1602 #5

[lelianasbong]

bruh this poll is so sad. the people did my girl dirty and not in the fun way 😔

[aquickstart]

guys its happening. it was severely affected and hindered by various factors such as employment but brideshead revisited triggered it back on track. the dark academification of my brain is progressing. i am reading the secret history

[gibbearish]

oh psa but if you're in an industry that checks IDs and the person in front of you is clearly trans, don't make comments about anything on that ID. for instance saying "OMG your middle name's Danielle? that's my name too!!!" to someone 5 feet tall with a full beard is perhaps not the best choice one could make if one didn't want to put a neon glowing sign above that person's head saying "THIS IS A TRANSGENDER" to everyone they're with

[zombinary]

thinking abt date time...remembering that modern au my friend and i chatted about once.

aka melissa n morris' diskettes are found in some random ass thrift store box by this lgr type person. old computer software n game enthusiast.

melissa does her whole spiel but... she's within an emulator thing. the most she does during her reveal?

changes their wallpaper.

[infizero]

sorry i got momentarily distracted due to my brother informing me my indie horror fan noelle art got shared on r/deltarune and is one of the current top posts today 😭😭

[glamjrwi]

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[starghouls]

i just remembered that i read all of chainsaw man in 3 days... that was not a good decision