#peter parker aged up

[foolsocracy]

can u two act like you like each other

[theshadowrealmitself]

I need more au’s of Peter Parker starting as one of the first vigilantes at a really young age (like 10) and somehow being able to keep his age a secret, like I want him to have become known, even if not too well known so that people can’t see him too well and notice how young he is but they know he’s there and patrolling, before Iron Man and the others pick up the hero business

Just so every time they try to tell him how to do something, he’ll be like “excuse me?? I’ve been doing this longer than you” and have everyone convinced that he’s older than them, and the whole time he’s like, max 26 years old

[prentissology]

lol, there is something so incredibly haunting about the way peter is bathed in the colors of spider man during his death. the way you can clearly see the hues of red and blue amongst the background - which looks more like gwen's spider suit than anything else.

also him being painted as “spider man” during his death is him being gwen's gwen stacy. in every other universe, spider man is unable to save gwen stacy from falling to her death; or from her death. but in gwen's universe - she's spider (wo)man, she's the peter parker who had to watch her gwen fall.

but also, something that isn’t in theme with gwen stacy and spider man is that spider man is always unable to save gwen stacy, that does not mean he is directly responsible for her death. he did not kill gwen stacy. he's never able to catch her, but he is not who kills her. but for peter's death, gwen had fought him, she had injured her best friend and she was inadvertently responsible for the piece of rubble that fell on the lizard. she killed peter parker. she was unable to save him because she was what he died to, gwen stacy falls to her death looking at what was supposed to be her savior, peter parker dies looking at his murderer.

anyways psa somebody give gwen a hug, and maybe more fanfic love from the fandom.

[spider-man-2o99]

miguel o'hara voted most Just Some Guy Having The Worst Day Of His Life Every Single Day (But Literally He Just Lives Like This So It Cancels Out Anyways) of all time ever

[beaulesbian]

[spicypepperjack]

Setting: Years after BTSV, Hobie, Peter, and Gwen are on a night patrol with Gwen as the team lead

Hobie: Come on, Gwendy. The math thing isn't the problem. This night shift is keeping you and Miles apart. You two just need to bone.

Peter: *whimpers*

Gwen: What did you say?

Peter (whispering): Don't say that again.

Hobie: I said you two need to bone.

Gwen: ...How dare you, Hobie Brown! I am your superior officer!

*5 mins later*

Gwen: BONE!

*10 mins later*

Gwen: What happens in my bedroom is none of your business!

*21 mins later*

Gwen: BONE??!!

*40 mins later*

Gwen: Don't ever speak to me like that again. *swings away*

Peter: Why did you do that?

Hobie: She was pent up. Now, she knows. Problem solved.

A day later...

Peter: So, Gwen, I talked to a math professor about-

Gwen: No need, Peter. It's all good!

Peter: So your fight with Miles is over?

Gwen: Yep.

Peter: Because you understand the math-

Gwen: Nope!

Hobie: Because you guys-

Gwen: Yep! *walks away*

Hobie: Knew it!... See what happened is that your kids had sex-

Peter: Okay, Hobie!

[movedtodykedvonte]

I think it’s be funny to have a Spider-Man that is genuinely just a kid, not like a teenager or a kid who understands the gravity of his abilities but a kid who does heroics simply because that’s cool to a kid.

The gimmick is that the villains think it’s a gimmick and Spider-Man(?) fucks with them by acting like a kid to make ‘em feel bad or embarrass them only for them to realize he’s a literal child due to a forced team up where they like offer him a brewski afterwards and he’s legitimately like “Mr I am 9 years old, I just do this cause my aunt can’t take me to the park every afternoon.” And they grill him on adult things and he sits there just blanking cause he’s fucking 9.

[majiinatc]

peterhobie friendship is one of my favorite spidey friendships in comics and i really love how much they care for each other. how different yet very similar they are to one another. the narrative foils.

bonus:

[peterparkeeperer]

realisations (and what they bring) peter parker x gn!reader

“You’re late,”

Peter jumps in your peripheral vision as he enters the room. “Yeah, sorry” he says with a sort of nonchalance that’s completely within your scene to get on your nerves. Only, you’ve had time to think, and you can see even in his eyes now that there’s not really that ‘excited fear’ there, like there usually appears for submissives that are bound to be punished. You sigh.

You stand up to stand a few feet infront of him, he eyes you in surprise.

“You know what I think, Peter?”

“No?”

“I think you just really want to be spanked.”

Everything stills. His whole face turns red. You fight down a grin at this great accomplished finding.

“I, I, why would you assume that?”

“Because we’ve got this submissive and dominant thing going on, and you’re a brat, I’ve know that from the start. But,” you take slow steps to reach him, “no matter how many edgings,” he steps back, “how many times I call you a ‘bad boy’ and you apologise, it’s never really enough, is it?”

His back hits the wall, and his face is red, and his body language is curled in but in his eyes. His lovely brown eyes, there’s a screaming of ‘finally’, of approval and some sort of desperate craving that has his pupil almost engulfing his entire eyes.

Your hand rests on the wall above his shoulder. You lean in.

“I think you just really want me to bend you over, put you in my lap, and spank you until you learn how to behave,”

He groans, guttural, and within a second later his eyes shoot down on himself with a terror that surprises you. You look down, and with a huge amount of glee that makes Peter eyes widen, in, finally, that excitement fear, you realise he came in his pants.

This is going to be so much fun.

[bonebrokebuddy]

I am shocked and appalled that there isn’t more comic flash & comic spider man fic crossovers.

Like? Barry and Peter would get along so well?? And no one has taken advantage of this??

I need a fic pronto of them meeting at a biochem conference, a villain attacking, leading to Barry catching Peter changing into his Spider-Man suit in the bathroom in a classic silver age crossover “the heroes immediately figure out eachother’s identity” type fashion. They team up and take down the villain together and promise to keep in touch.

[foolsocracy]

(almost) grew up together

[lildoodlenoodle]

UPDATED Age Chart For ATSV Main Spiders!!!(original)

If anything is underlined it means I made a post explaining why I think that characters age is what I listed below, so feel free to click!

Mayday at oldest is 7mo.

Peni Parker is most likely 12/14

Miles Morales is 15

Margo Kess is most likely 15/16

Gwen Stacy is 16/17(15mo. Older than miles)

Pavitr Prabhakar is most likely 16/17

Hobie Brown is most likely 18/20

SpiderNoir is most likely 18/20

Ben Reilly is most likely 24/26

RI-Peter is 26(dead people don’t age)

Jessica Drew is most likely 26/28 looking(ignoring the fact her body would actually be 80-90 depending on universe)

Miguel O’Hara is most likely 32/35

Peter B. Parker is 39

SpiderHam is like 54 “2 days?! Hahaha, I’ve been spider-ham 30 fucking years.”

[unwantedarc]

If you fuckers can’t write good Spideypool fanfics I might have to do it myself.

[cheezyratz]

NO AGE REGRESSOR MIGUEL IS SO REAL. HE CANONICALLY POUTS HES JUST A GRUMPY BABY WHO NEEDS A NAP

ANON I LOVE YOU❤️❤️❤️❤️ /p

Regressed!Miguel: I don’t wanna sleep!!! *sits down angrily* hmph >:(

Peter B. Parker: That’s fine.

Regressed!Miguel: >:)

Peter B. Parker: Yeah, it’s super fine. It’s just… oh man… you’re gonna miss out on so much. You won’t get your sleepy time sippy cup, you won’t be able to snuggle with your stuffies, you won’t get your bedtime story, and worst of all, :0 you won’t get a goodnight kiss!

Regressed!Miguel: oh…

Peter B. Parker: So, you still wanna stay up all night?

Regressed!Miguel: *shakes his head*

Peter B. Parker: Well then Lovebug, let’s get you ready for bed

[arson-avian]

aged up!dipper pines is just west coast comics!peter parker.

brunette white guy with brown eyes

kinda babied by the rest of the team

social anxiety

NERDS(science prodigies)

traumatized by intergalactic horror of some kind

(Gr)Uncles

incredibly impulsive

crushed on a red head

[melodiesblue]

I watched dungeon meshi.

I get it now.