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-Maria Montessori, The Absorbent Mind
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It's really funny that Noelle's mom is so over-protective in every other area of her life, but gives her 100% unmonitored internet access. She thought Noelle couldn't handle being in the rain too long, meanwhile her daughter's fighting for her life on the internet as she stumbles into every single creepypasta, all of which are real and trying to kill her.
#I mean I guess a lot of parents were like that in the 90s/00s#helicopter parents who think their job's done if they put parental controls on the TV and don't let them watch PG-13 movies#meanwhile the kid's going online every night witnessing horrors beyond comprehension and talking to sketchy adults in chat rooms#noelle holiday#deltarune
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surely Mychael will spend 5 days away from MC thinking about them very rationally with completely normal thoughts
I assure you he's done nothing but the most professional of in-depth research (cheesy romance novels) since then.
#mushroom oasis vn#mychael ask#doodles#im still thinking if this should be canon in the game hahaha#you meet mychael and suddenly he has fifteen different pick up lines to say to you#all of them BAD#also MYCHAEL have some SHAME you're in PUBLIC (he is reading a pg-13 romance story)#ive had this drawing since september good grief
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One thing I’ve always found interesting is that Rick never really showed us the bridge between Percabeth being just friends to being in a serious relationship. A few little moments in The Staff of Hermes were the closest we got. Like, we see them say “I love you” to each other a few times throughout Heroes of Olympus, but it’s never implied that those were the first times they said it. Which means before TLH even starts, the two of them have gotten to that point. But In Staff of Hermes (which takes place a month into their relationship), they’re still in that slightly awkward phase of their relationship—you know, where they’re super into each other and obviously enjoying the perks of being a couple (aka making out), but haven’t quite settled into that groove of mature, comfortable romance yet. But by the time Percy gets kidnapped (just three months later), they clearly have found that groove, which is evident the second they reunite in MoA, because they’re totally at ease with each other, affectionate, and intimate in a way that supports the implication that those “I love you’s” I mentioned have already been exchanged. So it just makes me wonder when that shift happened? At what point in those three short months did they go from “I’m just happy we’re still together, honestly” to “I'm in love with you, and this is forever"?
Ugh, what I would give to see how they were right before Percy got kidnapped. Still holding on to a bit of that teenage casualness that disappeared during their 6 month separation, but also hopelessly in love and finally open and comfortable with it. URRGGGHHH!!!!
I love them.
#don't get me wrong#i love mature 100% committed adult percabeth that we have now#but i would have loved to have seen 16 year old percabeth in the teenage honeymoon phase#also has anyone else noticed that rick tends to avoid scenes of percabeth when they're alone AND not on a mission/in a dangerous situation#do you think it's because it feels out of character to write them alone and safe together for too long without pg-13 (or R) interactions#but he can't write those so he just avoids solo percabeth scenes as much as possible LOL?#anyway#what was i talking about?#i dont remember what i was going to say so now onto the boring tags#percy jackson#annabeth chase#percabeth#percy jackson and the olympians#heroes of olympus#pjo#hoo#if you're still here comment what dog breed you think percabeth would end up with as adults#good job you passed the test
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I think The Doctor could stop The Master completely in their tracks by looking them in the eyes and giving them an entirely sincere "Dude what the fuck?". I think that would genuinely perplex them so much they'd forget to be evil
#knock Doctor who up to pg 13 rating exclusively for one f bomb per season#it should never go to the doctor except for exactly once to ask their lover/mortal enemy dude what the fuck#Doctor who#thoschei
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reqs open? bet, ^^
all i want is to sit on bills lap. u have full creative control, i just wanna make out w him and sit on his lap 🙏🙏 he can be a lil mean, he can be sweet, he could even be embarrassed, idc i just wanna sit on that geek. smut or not, i will enjoy it.
pls and thank you sm,
adieu
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late as FUCK to this, apologies my lovely 🐌
rated pg-13, just simple fluff and bill being a nervous little bitch lmao
the muffled white noise of some old ass original Batman movie played in the background, one of the goofy ones like 1966. you could just barely hear the nasally ‘Golly Batman!’ the twinkish robin said over your and bill’s lips smacking together, clammy hands flexing around your hips.
you two had been lip-locked for the better part of an hour by now, eyes shut as you almost hypnotically sucked face. he’d invited you over (read: demanded your attention) to spend time together under the guise of finally explaining the batman lore to you like you’d been begging him to do for months, but as bill does, the two of you never got to that point.
he’d yanked you into his lap, quite boldly for the awkward little freak, about ten minutes into the movie, eyes looking anywhere but yours while he declared he wanted to make out. You’d obliged, obviously, ever amused by the grown man currently beet red in the face still acting like he was this suave bad boy.
so here you were now, soaking in the faint taste of mint (oh he’d definitely scrubbed his mouth for an hour before you got there.) and his soft whimpers caught in the back of his throat. his hands, while twitchy and grabby, never ventured from their post you’d originally out them on, he was a nervous wreck, eyes tightly shut and glasses askew, you pulled away for air with a breathy giggle and bill frowned, “the hell are you laughin’ at?”
his words held no bite, you slid off his thick glasses and pressed a sweet kiss to the bridge of his nose, adoring the unfocused puppy dog eyes that stared back at you, “you, ya fuckin’ dork,” and just like that you were sucked back in, heart full of fuzzies and body warm locked up in his as you sat perched in his lap, hands tangled in his slightly greasy hair.
#[starring: bill dicky]#[PG-13]#the eltingville club#eltingville club x reader#bill dickey#bill dicky x reader#x chubby reader
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one of the things about being an educator is that you hear what parents want their kids to be able to do a lot. they want their kid to be an astronaut or a ballerina or a politician. they want them to get off that damn phone. be better about socializing. stop spending so much time indoors. learn to control their own temper. to just "fucking listen", which means to be obedient.
one of the things i learned in my pedagogy classes is that it's almost always easier to roleplay how you want someone to act. it's almost always easier to explain why a rule exists, rather than simply setting the rule and demanding adherence.
i want my kids to be kind. i want them to ask me what book they should read next, and i want to read that book with them so we can discuss it. i want my kid to be able to tell me hey that hurt my feelings without worrying i'll punish them. i want my kid to be proud of small things and come running up to me to tell me about them. i want them to say "nah, i get why this rule exists, but i get to hate it" and know that i don't need them to be grateful-for-the-roof-overhead while washing the dishes. i want them to teach me things. i want them to say - this isn't safe. i'm calling my mom and getting out of this. i want them to hear me apologize when i do fuck up; and i want them to want to come home.
the other day a parent was telling me she didn't understand why her kid "just got so angry." this woman had flown off the handle at me.
my dad - traditional catholic that he is - resents my sentiment of "gentle parenting". he says they'll grow up spoiled, horrible, pretentious. granola, he spits.
i am going to be kind to them. i am going to set the example, i think. and whatever they choose become in the meantime - i'm going to love them for it.
#writeblr#i was doing a lot with high school students. over and over again#other teachers kept asking me what i was doing differently - why the kids listened to me. i am not particularly foreboding#and i have a pretty firm personal policy of never reacting in anger#godhelpme.#i was always kind of taken aback#because in general the kids were pretty easy. i explained i needed to keep everything “PG-13” because this was my workplace#and it was kind of their workplace#too. besides#i love swearing#and since i couldn't swear#neither could they - so if they were going to say “fuck” or become violent#they needed to choose a really specific time#because we only get “the one”.. sure enough - nobody wanted to waste the one very specific “fuck” utterance. kids listened.#i think just because - that rule makes sense. the kids understand that i don't want to be unfair to them#that censorship is stupid#but that i'm under these rules too so like let's ride it out together#also i look young and tbh between me and u nobody wants to make the nice english teacher cry#the way these kids defended me to their friends was really genuinely so heartwarming bc the Grouchy Frat Boy#would be like MISS RAQUEL DOESN'T DESERVE THAT KIND OF AN ATTITUDE BRO DON'T TALK BACK TO HER
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#bleach#mangacap#yumichika ayasegawa#ikkaku madarame#volume 24#chapter 206. ¡Mala Suerte! 5 [LUCKY]#pg. 13#me eating the crumbs off of the floor: thank you for the food kubo#i HATE the change in the anime to have this in front of a crowd and yumichika looking nervous and biting his nail#like im SO curious about yumichika here. is this after they've made a unwarm agreement not to get in eachothers way in a fight?#or is that agreement not even there yet? would they care enough to get in the way? how long have they known eachother by now?#why would yumichika follow him after this? WHAT IS THEIR RELATIONSHIP?#i need to suck the thoughts out of kubo's head with a straw
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needed to draw them mackin' or i was gonna die so take it
#ace attorney#klapollo#apollo justice#klavier gavin#aa4#ajaa#this isnt a crop of anyything this is as full as it gets#both of them are trying not to pass out bc both of them can't believ this is happening#this is tame enough for the main blog right? like this is pg 13??
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HELLOOO HELLOO!!! I honestly crave lmk Macaque in your style-
I NEED EMO MONKE-
I love ur enthusiasm🫵‼️ i shall give you off and on-glamour Macaque


Im actually... kinda... a scar lover so i made half of his face scarred in his off-glamourized self 🤩 he's getting the Zuko treatment.
Also i used the 2009 monkey king design for the ears and fur! Difference being the ears glow a little from the ear canal, also i used the japanese macaque as a ref for his fur (bit darker on the roots, lighter end) i have a strong belief LMK is based off of that.
Glamourized Macaque only uses it for both cosmetic and stealthy reason! He knows everyone would notice him easily if he didn't hide his scar, which is why he only covered half of it! A good reason why has black fur is so he can blend in the shadows more, along with covering his ears canals so it wouldn't glow! He doesn't have much power but his knowledge in such spell is higher than most.
Ofc he wouldn't be the infamous six eared macaque if he didn't try to imitate Wukong in a way....
#¿ — ask#🎨—galleria#🩷—fanart#lmk macaque#lmk liu er mihou#lego monkie kid macaque#rawr#i took my time with this#huee sorry it took too long#2009 monkey king reminded me of lmk#they're making them both sworn brothers ans pretty pg 13#jttw Macaque#six eared macaque#liu er mihou
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𝔗𝔥𝔦𝔯𝔱𝔶-𝔒𝔫𝔢 𝔇𝔞𝔶𝔰 𝔬𝔣 ℌ𝔬𝔯𝔯𝔬𝔯 𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟺
You don't want to hurt anyone. But I do. And I'm sorry. It won't stop.
The Ring (2002) dir. Gore Verbinski
#the ring (2002)#horroredit#31 days of horror#blood cw#horror cw#flashing lights#forfive#uservix#userspicy#sandushengshou#*31doh24#i did the original a couple years ago but recently i actually like this version better#it's like. the perfect pg-13 horror movie
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Even back in 2014 when fics were ten to one Top!Thorin with a shy and inexperienced Bilbo I did not buy that shit. I did not buy it. That little freak rocked his world I’m telling you and then he died about it
#thorin virginshield.#sorry for the pg-13 post but i have to speak my truth#im thinking in particular of those hilarious posts about why gandalf likes the shire so much#the hobbit#thorin oakenshield#bilbo baggins#bagginshield
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This is how the game starts, right
Empty meme format below!

#take a shot everytime issun is called a bug#mine#my art#also i had to resist so hard not to draw sakuya's peach pattern butt#cause i wanna keep my page pg 13 xDD#okami#amaterasu#ammy#sakuya#issun#meme#not what im called meme
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