#phiction

[mysticscorpia]

GUYS

Guys. I found a real life example of Erik's eyes.

We are validated.

I can now describe in peace, knowing it is physically possible to have amber eyes y'all.

I cannot tell you how ecstatic I am.

[phoenix-of-grandeur]

Starbourne Promotion

Linktree, which has most of my Starbourne links, including Youtube and Patreon and DeviantART: https://www.linktr.ee/phictionofgrandeur And here's my Discord server: https://discord.gg/rJWqKsDRG7 In case nobody wants to click the Linktree. Currently playtesting Starbourne, looking for new testers.

[treylane]

[filthybonnet]

The World Around Us Fell Away by Flithybonnet

It's been a while since I've updated this phic, so for those of you playing at home, this is my BAMS phic.

Chapter 10: Dilemma

Raoul discovers Christine is missing and knows his sisters have something to do with it.

On AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/39285609/chapters/124252594

On FF.net: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14087187/10/The-World-Around-Us-Fell-Away

[zisurru]

i am mildly going insane. it’s fine. time to write more vampire phan phiction

[radgritty]

There's actually a (clearly joke-written) bookcabout the philly phanatic and gritty exoloring each other's bodies. It's called "city of brotherly love a philly phan phiction". I know about it thru college humor / dropout's erotic book club, i swear i'm normal

(This is actually a rec to listen to it on youtube / watch it on dropout, it's led by the wonderful rekha shenkar and jess ross, both such funny comedians who talk about erotic books so candidly and without shame and i honest to goodness learnt a lot from this show and also. Funny and pretty women i'm so down. It is very much libfem but what csn ya do, yk) (both are philly natives and proud of it btw)

Hi, I love you. This, this is the stuff of dreams.

[teemoonley]

Trea Shiesty x Pulp Phiction Vintage T-Shirt

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[whales-are-gay]

hey sorry if this is too invasive but i saw ur post about the teachers union/teachers being fired, can i ask where this is??

that’s p personal, but i will say we’re a suburban public school in new england. 

[rienerose]

Chapter 31 is up!  Yes, it was a surprise to me as well.  Things happen.  Go Read.  Please review.

[mandytheo-blog]

I hadn’t checked my reviews on An Eternity of This in a while. I know it’s hard to leave them on Amazon because of their rules, but I decided to check today and it really made my day. I feel so humbled and happy that people are enjoying what I’ve written. Maybe I’ll be able to get out of my funk soon and write some more! 

[persephone-victorious]

They asked to see, didn’t they? 

[12monster-ace2]

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[ourdreamsareneon]

Maria Reynolds for @phictions

Please don’t leave me with him helpless Just give him what he wants and you can have me

[filthybonnet]

Take A Bow by Filthybonnet

Chapter Nine: Locked Door

After making amends with Charlotte, Gustave finds himself overwhelmed with the project he promised her. Rose filled with a new womanly confidence thanks to Christine, has a different agenda for her fiancee.

On AO3:https://archiveofourown.org/works/41066775/chapters/112051690

On FF.net: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14123449/9/Take-A-Bow

Been writing this chapter for a while. Gustave and Rose really wanted their issues wrapped up before I could move back to other plot points. Charlotte and Gustave still need to really sort things out but this is a start. However with school starting back who knows when that will be.

[kwat01]

@mrsboomuffin 😭😭😭❤❤❤ you are not only one very talented artist you are also one incredibly generous and kind person!!! This coming improved my day in ways you can't imagine. So many amazing goodies!! On top of the other art you posted online for me already 🥺🖤

I can't believe you sent me 3 different sizes in the t shirt, at first i thought it was a mistake but now I'm worried i didn't answer a size question you might have sent me 😬 don't worry, one day I will be back to pre baby weight right? Right? 🤣 even if not, I don't care, and I can see my daughter stealing the smaller size from me when she grows into a rowdy teen. And aaaaahhhhhh look at the cutey little onesie! 🖤🖤🖤 I can't use the keyrings, I love them too much. I need to get some frames for your beautiful art, so much Leroux goodness 🥰 your mermaid/siren is stunning too. I also can't wait to see if your skittles taste like our skittles, but your present arrived as i mindlessly finished off a second lamington, so might wait a bit for that experience, I'm all sugared out for at least the next 10 minutes 🌟🍭🍬.

I am so overwhelmed right now. You're amazing xxx Thank you a million times!!! 😭😭😭 you were a fantastic secret santa and I still have 2 asks I didn't get to answer in time but might still because why not lol. I owe you a phiction rec list. Hopefully i can pull one together before next Christmas 🤣 no seriously, I'm so bad at getting ANYTHING done lately 😐. This is why I don't do new years resolutions.

And thank you @rjdaae for letting me have a santa this year, it really did cheer me up so so much while in the midst of being quite down and out. 2020, what a year. I hope I can bring some joy to another phan next year. I might start prepping the gift now so I can send it as soon as I get my person so it gets to them before mid next year lol.

[phanfictioncatalogue]

Barista!Phil Masterlist

Links Last Checked: April 16th, 2022

part two

An Insomniac’s Daydream (ao3) - Young_Rouge_Rose

Summary: Dan Howell is an insomniac, a pianist, and possibly a modern day Nostradamus, as his twisted dreams seem to be pointing towards the destruction of the world. When plagued with such dreams he does what any sane and natural human being would. He gives up sleep. No sleep. No dreams. No end. Phil Lester is a humble barista who feels like a daydream and somehow manages to keep the monsters, which come with such twisted dreams at bay. But there is more to it than meets the eye, for the past always has a way of catching up with you. This has happened before, but it can't happen again.

A Small Passion Fruit Sweet Tea - unorthodoxsavvy

Summary: Phil is a barista at Starbucks and Dan becomes a customer.

Been Thinking About You a Latte - fiction-phan

Summary: “You’re the cute and quiet customer that frequents the coffee shop where I’m a barista and also where my rival barista works and we’re both fighting for your attention in increasingly creative and inconspicuous ways (making foam art, writing cheesy pick-up lines on your napkin etc. etc.)”

Café Latte - auroraphilealis

Summary: Phil’s always been that awkward boy who never quite belonged, and when he runs off to University, that doesn’t really change; he’s still that weird boy who continuously finds himself being bullied, even as the barista behind the counter. Until Dan comes along.

Cigarettes and Coffee Shops - phan-pizza00

Summary: Dan and Phil meet in a coffee shop (Starbucks). Phil is a barista and Dan is struck wordless by Phil’s beauty.

Coffee - waverlysangels

Summary: Dan takes all his girlfriends to the same coffee shop on a date, but they all end up breaking up with him. The same barista, Phil, is always there and Dan opens up to him. Phil tells him to drink his coffee and that they’ll be plenty more people after his exes. Dan sees that Phil’s number is on the cup and…

Coffee Shop Rivalry - phictional-ly

Summary: Dan is a loyal employee in Phil’s newly found coffee shop. At least, so it seems…

Coffee With Labels (ao3) - pandaanna01

Summary: Where Phil is the cute barista that serves Dan coffee at the coffee shop that Dan always goes to.

Frottica (ao3) - Spring_Haze

Summary: Dan finally acts on his feelings toward the sexy barista at Lester's Coffee Shop. Phil is relieved by the man's boldness, and an exciting new relationship begins.

I think I’m really glad the A/C stopped working (ao3) - confusednp

Summary: Phil’s tired of working at Starbucks with no love life to speak of. All he has is his cat, his coworker, and his mysterious favorite fanfiction author. Oh, and that cute boy in the tattoo shop next door.

Love Is In The Air (Please Make It Stop) (ao3) - parentaladvisorybullshitcontent

Summary: In which Phil works in a coffee shop and Dan’s a customer who may or may not have been cursed by Cupid. Either way, there are an awful lot of kissing couples around…

Love Yourself (ao3) - imnotinclinedtomaturity

Summary: A lot of things about Dan's life are pretty great. He gets to make the music he wants, he's got a great fanbase, and his manager is his best friend. A few things about his life suck a bit more. He's currently lacking inspiration, he's rather lonely, and he's stuck in a rut.

Dan's been going to the same coffee shop for years. It's quiet, it's quaint, it's near his home. Most importantly: none of the employees give a shit that's he a world-famous singer. Things change when he meets the new barista.

Murder at Amazing Phil’s (ao3) - mania_jests

Summary: A missing Duke, big corporations, hard drugs and a cute barista named Phil. None of these things should intersect and yet Detective Daniel Howell was finding that this case is full of surprises.

Take Every Ounce of Love (And Beg You For More) (ao3) - starrywrite

Summary: Uni!AU / Coffeshop!AU in which Dan has finals and the only thing getting him through this week of hell is seasonally appropraite coffees and the cute barista with pretty eyes.

The Human Requirement to Breathe - philsdrill

Summary: It’s a difficult life for Dan. Being famous and recognisable isn’t easy when you’re walking through a crowd of people… especially when you’re claustrophobic. Phil runs a coffee shop and an unusual customer ends up meaning more to him than he ever expected.

The Quiet of Empty Cafes (And What To Do Once It’s There) (ao3) - thornsword

Summary: “Chai latte for the guy with the fancy ass suit who pushed in!” Dan and phil are baristas who enjoy calling out people when they do things like jump the line.

When The Stars Go Blue - phangirlingforphan

Summary: Dan’s a failing musician without a song who struggles to make rent every week, so he sits atop his flat block roof every night and stares out at the city wishing for inspiration. Phil is a dreamer who paints and works part time as a barista; he’s bright, wears lavender and is, in other words, everything Dan needs. And one night, he wanders up to the roof, too.

When You Can’t Sleep at Night - botanistlester

Summary: Dan has insomnia and his mum takes him for drives whenever he can’t sleep. One day, she takes him to a cafe where he meets a blue-eyed man with charcoal stains on his arms who gives him a reason to keep coming back.

Whipped cream with sprinkles on top (ao3) -  theshyauthor

Summary: Dan is a university student who gets too little sleep and Phil is the cute barista he has a crush on.