#phight club

[friendly-neighborhood-imbecille]

Dumbest thing Danny’s ever done while sleep deprived

Showed up at Mr Lancer’s house and tried to fistfight him unprovoked.

[camels-pen]

Paulina: ugh, i hate tourists, it's always "do you know any restaurants nearby", "how do i get back to my hotel", "why is there a vampire getting beat up by a child" like, god, unless you're screaming because you like my new nails, I don't wanna hear it

[auroraphantasma]

After all you gotta keep the kids entertained AND educated!

[half-dead-half-wit]

Amity Park News @amityparknews ✓

Nasty Burger owner reportedly considering installing security cameras after teen boy caught dumpster diving behind restaurant for the 7th time this week.

"yeah, he does that some times." store manager commented.

3:15 PM ▪︎ 05 Jan 23

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danny f @spaceac3 ▪︎ 2d

》 Replying to @amityparknews

in my defence, 3 of those were involuntary

tf @tucker4mayor ▪︎ 2d

》 Replying to @spaceac3

dude, it's Monday

Valerie Gray @itsval ▪︎ 1d

》 Replying to @spaceac3

danny.

danny fenton @spaceac3 ▪︎ 1d

》 Replying to @itsval

valerie.

tf @tucker4mayor ▪︎ 1d

》 Replying to @spaceac3

tucker.

[mr-lancers-english-class]

The Stupidest Thing That Danny Has Done While Sleep Deprived 

Phight Club Round 2! also available on my AO3

Danny was fine. He was fine! Fine. Doesn’t matter what Sam said, the looks Tucker sent him, or however much Jazz felt like silently judging him at the breakfast table that morning. He was totally, one hundred percent, absolutely, perfectly, completely fine nothing is wrong at all he’s fine. 

This wasn’t the first time he had pulled an all-nighter. Or even two all-nighters in a row! Maybe it was the first time he’d been up for five nights in a row, but that was fine. It couldn’t be that different from the first two nights, could it? Nah, definitely not, he’d be fi–

“Mr. Fenton… are you okay?” Mr. Lancer’s voice cut through his thoughts.

“Yeah, totally fine. What’s up?” Danny answered, making his way to his seat.

“Well Mr. Fenton, you’re uh, you’re floating.”

“What?” He stopped, turning back to look at his teacher. “No I’m not. I’m not that tired yet.”

“No no no you’re definitely floating– what do you mean, yet?”

“I don’t accidentally float unless I’m really really tired, and I’m not that tired yet.”

“Danny you’re totally floating,” Valerie piped up. “Which is definitely not normal for you and something you should totally step out into the hall with me to figure out.”

“What? No, it is normal. You know that.”

“Mr. Fenton, this is normal for you?”

“Oh yeah totally normal– hey! Val! Stop dragging me!”

“Nope, we’re going out to the hall now.” Valerie yanked on Danny’s arm, pulling him out the door to the classroom even as he fell forward, landed flat on his face three feet up off the floor, and made the most earsplitting, high-pitched squeaking noise as he was dragged on a floor that didn’t exist right out the door.

[kinglazrus]

Danny Fenton @totallynotaghost

Gross old men stop hitting on my mom challenge

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Mayor Masters ☑️ @vladmasters replying to @totallynotaghost Daniel, we are the same age. Calling me old is the same as calling your mother old.

Danny Fenton @totallynotaghost replying to @totallynotaghost @vladmasters You didn't deny being gross

Sam Manson @ultrarecycler replying to @totallynotaghost @vladmasters @vladmasters he didn't even name you

Danny Fenton @totallynotaghost

He blocked me

#finally #byefruitloop #thispostisoneminuteold

[lexosaurus]

smh can't believe i godda throw rocks at @friendly-neighborhood-imbecille now

[culty-catt]

Maddie Fenton: I wonder when people will realize I never got a license to science

[sumiink]

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[apinklion01]

QuarterbackBuddy @ justacasualphan • follow

not gonna lie, can you imagine how funny it must be being new to Amity Park? just watching ppl pass by Morbius fighting an 11 year old, and then there’s some guy drinking boba tea with green food dyed tapioca going “another Tuesday? no problem” 🤣🤣🤣

[friendly-neighborhood-imbecille]

There probably isn’t much high-quality Danny Phantom merch in Amity Park. I mean, he is seen as just the mascot of a not well respected medium sized city by most people. That being said, Dash has at least one of everything.

[camels-pen]

Tucker: hey dude, are you feeling okay?

Danny: Tucker, I pulled an all nighter working on that book report for Mr. Lancer. That's the only reason Skulker got so many hits in.

Tucker, staring at Danny Fenton holding Skulker in a chokehold:

Danny: I swear I didn't forget my intangibility this time.

[auroraphantasma]

Danny Fenton was three things, according to Casper high.

A snarky sassy gremlin,

a coward with a psychic ghost predicting bladder,

and fucking sleep deprived.

Anyone who ever just glanced at the boy knew that. The bags under his eyes were the envy of every racoon in existence! So it wasn’t a weird sight to see the boy spacing out in class.

Glassy eyes struggling to stay open, the lights on but nobody's home. Though this time, he wasn’t the only one, guest speakers in class do have that tendency to cause that effect in teenagers, especially when the speaker is as unrelatable as the town mayor, millionaire Vlad Master.

Don’t get the class wrong, money was interesting! An oldman trying to suave instead of full of his own ego was less so. Good thing that was the time Danny Fenton gave up the ghost and let his head hit the desk with a thud, perfectly interrupting the never ending monologue of the man.

A few chuckled, a few sneered and as funny as the little break from the “enlightening” speech seemed the Mayor seemed to take it personally as he strolled over the boy’s desk-

and grabbed his shoulder…

Let it be said, one probably shouldn’t poke the metaphorical bear that the local insurance companies have clauses against their parents, and like the Spanish inquisition, Casper high also never expected Danny Fenton with the steel framed school chair.

Neither did Mr. Master nor his face as the impressively sturdy chair, made specifically to survive ghost attacks, collided with it in a feat of impressive flight or fight reflex of a spooked half awake teenager.

But hey! The kid only got two weeks of detention for breaking the Mayor’s nose and calling him a “Son of a Fruit Loop!”.

[half-dead-half-wit]

If you ever asked phantom what his least favorite merch that came out of the amity park gift shops was... it would definitely be the mascot costumes.

[mr-lancers-english-class]

Vlad Masters @mayormastersofficial ✅

It has been the highest honor to have served as the mayor of Amity Park for the past three years, and I am proud to announce that I will be running for re-electoin this fall. Vote Vlad Masters for a better future for Amity Park!

Definitely Not Phantom @ghostyboiiiiiii

lol re-electoin

be glad i do activism not arson @samunfortunatelymanson ✅

lol re-electoin

i live above a biohazard @dannyfenton

lol re-electoin

too fine tuck @techmansupreme

lol re-electoin

Dash Baxter @ravensfootballislife

lol re-electoin

Princess of Casper High @paulinasanchez

lol re-electoin

Kwan @kwan ✅

lol re-electoin

W E Lancer @mr-lancer-teaches-english ✅

lol re-electoin

[ghostsray]

ironically i was sleep deprived while making this