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see-arcane · 7 months

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Having just finally listened to the new The Magnus Protocol and getting introduced to Needles the 'What Do You MEAN I'm Not Scary Enough!?' Avatar of Sharp Poking, I have to say right now that I know in my heart of hearts that he must have so many terrible nicknames among the other avatars

"Hey, Pinhead, how goes the phone spam?" <- stings because originally he chose 'Pinhead' on purpose to reference Hellraiser, but absolutely no one got it until he spelled it out and by then the name was ruined

"What's up, Prick?" <- lowest effort, but still goads him into raising a single massive darning needle middle finger in response

"Kebab, can you hold onto this for me?" <- said before having assorted foods speared on him; fruits, sausage, cheeses, etc. Takes forever to pluck everything off. Even worse when someone just ambushes him with a down comforter and pillows

"This you?" <- no name involved, but always a prelude before being shown a picture of a porcupine

Just. There is no way this faintly jingling pile of pointy things has any respect among the rest of the bogeymen in this universe. I love it

#I also know that he swapped to emergency services calls because 1) no one answers their phone anymore #2) unless they're a place of business and they'd immediately hang up one edgelord sentence in #3) the last resort before the emergency services was an absolute fluke of a wrong number #4) in which the bored office worker was a horror hound who 100% missed the context and assumed the caller was a horror podcaster #and just spent the whole call alternately role playing along or complimenting the sound effects or thanking him for sponging up the time #the magnus protocol #needles

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xninetiestrendx · 3 months

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When I said I’d get y’all the next tag game I bet none of us thought it would be this soon huh 😂 thank you again to sweet love @heymacy for the tag 🌸

rules: search up fashion, pantone, food, and mood on pinterest and save the first picture that shows up

tagging: @deedala @vintagelacerosette @thepupperino @sickness-health-all-that-shit @heymrspatel @lizelandre @ian-galagher and anyone else who wants to play ✨💜

#it’s been such a long boring day and I still have an hour left at work #that mood is exactly how I’m feeling toward the service department at my job not answering phone calls and then people being annoyed with m #tag games

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anotherdayforchaosfay · 2 days

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I hate it when the weather is going through menopause. We had a nice, chilly, wet and rainy week. Then yesterday we were at nearly 90 F and dry af. Today? We may hit 100 F, and it's still dry af. The rest of the week is looking to be dry, but it'll be 60s F until the weekend...when we'll be in the 80s F again.

Menopause season is so annoying.

#chaosfay talks #it's twice a year and usually lasts about three to four weeks of up and down hot and cold wet and dry. I fucking haaaaate it.#when I was in the Midwest I had a neighbor who would visit family for the entire month of September and May.#the rapid switching between weather and temperature made her joints rage at her so it was off to southern california for her.#I asked why she didn't just live there and it was strictly cost of living. her apartment was $900/month for 400 sq ft. in CA it was more #than twice that for just 300 sq ft. she worked online answering the phone and serving as customer service for several companies.#which meant she could work from anywhere with internet access and a strong cell phone signal.#anyway this rapid change in temperature is making an irritable little shit. I cleaned and packed up my humidifier because the #autumn and winter here is nothing but rain chill and humidity (I love it and so does my asthma). a humidifier is unnecessary.

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spoonietimelordy · 7 days

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Too many things to do, gonna die. I have 4 administrative things going on at the same time.

#got a phone call i couldn't answer today #for a potential new appartement #i tried to call back as soon as i could and the service was close #so gonna call back tomorrow #moving right now was not on my plan #also it could fucked up my other administrative stuff #but i can't say no to a new flat

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berrymeter · 8 months

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seriously tho if anyone has job recs. like i am wildly unaware of jobs that exist so uh. i'll take. recommendations

#perth.txt #my skills include. um. i'm bilingual working on trilingual. i can send email. i can answer the phone with great difficulty but i can.#i really enjoy physical labour & all in all i'm probably good at talking to people? i'd like to think i'm friendly & approachable #i'd really prefer doing physical labour over like any form of customer service but realistically i could do that?#i don't think i can do food service though. maybe the dishes?? im a bit insane about cleanliness wrt dishes though so i could be slow #honestly i could see myself working w children pretty well but like. what are jobs for that beyond babysitter #& babysitters arent exactly paid well last i checked but i can see how it works through an agency maybe #i can also work w animals. p much anything that isnt bugs honestly #um. what are jobs that exist. man i don't know

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voltrons · 1 month

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uhhhhhhh

#this is a veeeeent pooooooost 🎶🎶#it’s okay #he’s okay #i’m handling it well #today we almost got the answer to the question that i think of all the time which is what happens when someone dies in the library #it’s never been that close before #they told us he’s in the clear now #but god it was close #he was also buck ass naked #and while this whole thing is happening i’m watching my coworker answer a phone call about the fucking notary #and the guy that beat the shit out of our guard was just walking by #i need a new job so bad #i cannot keep doing this #i feel so tired #the absolute helplessness #what the fuck #i’m a fucking librarian #no one believes us when we say how bad it is #and i’ve still got this dumb digital skills class no one ever comes to tomorrow #i’ve been doing it for six months and no one’s ever come #because they’re busy having the worst time ever and we’re expending all our resources on stupid classes instead of tailoring our services #to the actual people in the room #and we’re not allowed to do that because the library would prefer that we don’t acknowledge who our primary clientele is #it makes me feel hysterical #anyways #get cpr certified #flynn.txt

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mischiefmaverick · 1 month

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Officially been hired as a Customer Service Rep (mostly just scheduling trips to the doctor for people). Gotta head in Tuesday to fill out papers and piss in a cup.

In the mean time, I get to enjoy good ol’ anxiety bouncing around in my head throwing out every kind of worse case scenario until then.

#ya’ll #the bullshit I had to go through trying to get my references to fucking cooperate #and answer their damn phones #you don’t even know #its been 5 years since my last job #had to get my mental health in check cause I was bad off #and since I couldn’t get my disability it’s back to selling my soul to the government again #yeehaw #this should be a chill job plus it pays twice what the schools were paying me #will be nice to have income again instead of $37 dollars and a cobweb in my bank account #adulting #personal #jobs #customer service representative

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fiona-fififi · 2 months

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#glasses broke #tried to call the glasses store #glasses store phone number transferred me to a general customer service line #customer service line tried to call the glasses store no one answered #i'm about to have to pay this fucking store like $600 i really don't have for glasses #and i can't even get an actual human being on the phone in the actual location i'm going to be purchasing from goddamn #ignore me #i am annoyed #and also i can't see shit #i am getting by on electrical tape and a prayer i can't keep this up #i just want to know if they have the same frames so i can at least transfer the lenses for now #because the tape is not holding it well enough so they're not sitting right on my face and everything is blurry #i've had a headache for two days straight 😭#personal

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eclipseatdawn · 2 months

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walks out drenched in blood after the phone call

#i was on the phone with insurance.... for FORTY SIX MINUTES... and we DIDNT GET AN ANSWER #like customer service rep called at least 4-5 numbers trying to get information. put me on hold like 6 times. and NOTHING came out of it #dont make phone calls kids

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see-arcane · 2 months

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me, hit by the heatwave: phone charms... of the drac gang.. if they had animated designs.... castlevania team draw them plz

Not Castlevania, but...

...my kingdom for some little guys. Some tiny friends (and fiend)

#I have officially scraped [REDACTED] manufacturer off my shoe and am researching Plan B for plushieing #turns out my first pick? even the phone number in the contact list Does Not Answer.#I don't know what kind of BS is going on with them #but I think I got a hint when I finally saw the phone-version of their webpage #and right at the top: 'AI-Driven Streamlined Service!'#...#so.#that explains a bit I think.#anyway #yay keychains and plushies yayyy 💕#dracula #castlevania #my art #keychain #plushie

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emrrys · 2 months

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the worst part of my promotion at work is that i exclusively speak with only ppl from west virginia on the phone now and their accents make me so homesick for the appalachians

#my slight tennessee twang comes out within 5 seconds of being on the phone #also the amount of times our service team has called me to be like 'hey were transferring u someone from ur account #uhhh just so you know they have a crazy accent its hard to understand them :^((“ and then its like. barely anything. is kinda crazy #like i doubt id ever go back long term but GOD i answer the phone and im like TAKE ME BAACCKKK #the actual worst part of my promotion is that they put me in a new desk and i dont like it and want my old corner back

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flamesignite · 2 months

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Going mobile but I will do asks while mobile. :)

#feel free to send more thats all i can do at the moment while on the road #i am gonna be quiet some because of the fact we have bad service and i also have to get some groceries #⊰ out of office ; ⊱#but ill answer some while on my phone

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worm-in-a-trenchcoat · 1 year

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Absolutely hate hate hate talking on the phone. It should be illegal.

Hate hate hate it 😭

#had an issue with a chewy order and got an email saying to call customer service in order for them to ship the order #for like security reasons??#and I was totally expecting to get a robot person not an actual person #so when dude answered the phone and asked what I needed help with I panicked #and I was so nervous and I think he could tell kfjfkfk #cause I gave him the wrong email at first #and when he asked for my name I only gave him my first name at first until he asked for my last name 😭#and the. he asked for my address and I only gave him like my house address not my area code or anything until he asked for it #and I kept apologizing and he was like ‘it’s okay’ in a very nice way which was nice but also awful #and then I hung up too early 😭#like he asked if I needed help with anything else and I said no and thanked him #and then he like kept talking and thanked me for calling and he was gonna say something else but I thanked him again and hung up #cause I thought he was done 😭#this is gonna keep me up at night for the next 3 months jfjfkfkk #personal #tag rant #I think he was gonna say have a good night or something #idk but I feel bad 😭#my anxiety is so high rn lol it’s 2 am 😃#at least I have something to talk about in therapy tomorrow now jfjfjfkfk pls 😭

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bizlybebo · 3 months

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one, WOO YEAH CSHR, two, your phone is on 2% soap. you have 1 bar of reception soap. are youokay

monomania time ^__^

#YEAH WE’RE OK DWDW. service is always bad here and phone is now plugged in.#1 bar of service and 2% is honestly the only right way to listen to cshr though #vixen rambles #vixen answers

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fereldanwench · 1 year

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i hate my local post office so goddamn much

#a package was supposedly delivered on the 27th of sept #it was not #i've sent in 2 online inquiries specifically requesting an email response #instead they call me at 10 oclock on a Tuesday night #i've literally called them at least a dozen times this morning and they wont answer #and i tried calling the main usps customer service hotlin and they just told me i have to call my local office #THEY AREN'T ANSWERING MY FUCKING PHONE CALLS #stabstabstab #t: wench.txt

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ironmars · 4 months

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Nothing no updates. I slept like crap but at least some sleep was had. I should probably eat something I didn't eat dinner yesterday I was too anxious

#yesterday when all this was happening my phone was at 1% and i was stuck on the opposite side of town #no charger so i went to a target to buy one as fast as possible because the hospital was going to call #and the girl who unlocked the chargers at target started trying to sell me some shitty cell phone #even when i was like girl i am in an emergency situation i asked for the cheapest charger as fast as possible because i HAD to answer a call #and she was slow as fuck kept asking me about my fuckin cell service and if i would be interested in a deal #and i just burst into tears at the target and ran away with this stupid ass wood print charger #and i got many looks from strangers and from that point on i just had 0 appetite and skipped dinner and yeah #like i was holding it together until the fuckin target lady pushed me into crying in public #im still so mad at how unaware or just fuckin out of touch that girl was

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