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You remind me of the ALPHABET because u r a q t, you can get that p later!!!!!
OOOOOOOOOO damn that was my best pick up line.
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#lesbian#wlw yearning#wlw#sapphic#wlw community#lesbian nsft#sapphic nsft#cute#wlw blog#wlw post#pick up lines#pick ups#Jokes#Bunny jokes#Bunny rants#Bunny thoughts#Rabbit#Funny#Love me#mommy's bunny#wlw mommy#mommy issues#best mommy
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Chevrolet Pick-up ( 1946 ) 😁
#chevrolet#chevrolet pickup#pickups#pick ups#classic pick up#classic pickups#classic trucks#40s pickup#40s pick up#40s pickup trucks#cool trucks#automotive#motoring#cars and trucks#truck#trucks#40s style#40s styling#old pickup trucks#stylish pickups#american pickups#american pickup trucks#restored pickup#restored pickups#restoration pickups#pickup photography#pickup pictures#images of pickups
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i might be a busy woman, but I have some openings you could fill.

#sabrina carpenter#pick up lines#pick ups#flirting#awful#im using this on my crush#busy woman#reference#crush#i hate having crushes
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My random collection of cringey pickup lines:
1. I heard you say earlier you wanted to install a cute face. Sorry, but you can’t install something that’s already on the device.
2. You’re trash. Somebody has to take out the trash. What time would be best?
3. Nobody loves you. I’m Nobody, so I love you. (Greek mythology)
4. Hey, I bet you’re a triangle. Cuz, you’re acute one.
5. Darling, are you a cliff? Cuz you take my breath away.
6. Every king/Queen needs a queen/king, so would you do the honors and let me be your queen/king?
7. I would willingly fight for you. You’d be my boy/girl worth fighting for. (Milan reference)
8. Are you a door? I find you a-door-able.
9. Are you a necklace? Cuz you’re a pice of gold.
10. Are you a priceless statue? Cuz, Darling, you’re one of a kind.
11. Aren’t you glad olive you?
12. Do we know each other? I’m sure I saw you in my dreams. (OR: If not, we’ll get to know each other real soon)
13. Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? because you’re CuTe!
#pickup#pickup lines#pick up lines#pick ups#pick up#add your own#add your own pickup lines#would these work on you
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Hope this helps.
#guide#helpful guide#pick ups#helping#webcomic#comic#alarmingly bad#funny#comics#comic strip#digital comics#drawing#my comic
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Pick up natural older women over 60
how to pick up natural older women over 60. That's right, we're going to give you tips and tricks on how to attract and approach older women in a natural and genuine way, without any cheesy pickup lines or tactics.
we have to understand that older women over 60 are not looking for the same things as younger women. They are more mature, experienced, and have a different perspective on life. This means that they are looking for meaningful connections and genuine conversation rather than just a fling or a one-night stand.
So, how do you approach these women? Well, the most important thing is to be confident and respectful. Walk up to them with a smile and start a conversation based on common interests or situations. For example, if you're at a bookstore, ask them for a book recommendation. If you're at a coffee shop, strike up a conversation about their favorite coffee blend.
Another important aspect is to be authentic. Older women can sense when someone is being insincere or trying too hard. So, be yourself and let your true personality shine. Show genuine interest in what they have to say and listen attentively. This will make them feel valued and appreciated.
When it comes to physical appearance, don't try to look younger or act like someone you're not. Older women appreciate a man who is comfortable in his own skin and embraces his age. So, dress confidently and don't be afraid to show your gray hair or wrinkles.
Now, let's talk about where to find these natural older women. The best places are social events or activities that cater to their age group, such as art galleries, dance classes, or book clubs. These places provide a more relaxed and natural environment for you to meet and connect with older women.
remember to be patient. Older women may not be as quick to jump into a relationship as younger women. They may have different priorities and may take longer to open up. So, give them the time and space they need and let the connection develop naturally.
#relationship facts#older women and younger men#olderforyounger#pick ups#dating#attractve woman#natural woman#natural body#illustration
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✩ fenty beauty gloss bomb heat universal lip luminizer + plumper - hot cherry
✩ fenty beauty cheeks out freestyle cream blush - crush on cupid
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i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping
#also theres no one good place to learn this generally ive picked up yhe knowledge by asking questions#or reading through catalogues. paying attention to the words used to describe clothing styles i like
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This counts as vent art.
#art#my art#animation#the fucking tax people informed me that I've got an unpaid bill#I've paid it and the money left my bank account but doesn't show on their end#I tried to call them today to let them know they fucked up#AND THEY WON'T ANSWER THE FUCKING PHONE#PICK IT UP SO I CAN TELL YOU OF YOUR FAILURES
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after a lifetime of hearing about aragorn but not reading the books or watching the movies, genuinely nothing could have prepared me for his actual introduction. the hobbits picked this man out of a dumpster. he is a textbook softspoken angst prince and he is covered in dirt and he probably smells so bad. he’s the coolest man alive and is so casual about it. his number one skill is Knowing Where They Are and his number two skill is Having A Horrible Destiny That Torments Him. tolkien got it in one i’m afraid aragorn son of arathorn you are the guy of all time
#lotr#aragorn#i love this motherfucker so much#he has so many diseases. hobbits don’t pick him up u don’t know where he’s been#does he even have a rabies shot?
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sure whatever i don't need to sleep
#he has his own bed which he sleeps in during the day#but at night only sleeping in my bed and bothering me will suffice#lady normalgirl and her eunuch#cats#having a big cat has many benefits (more to love + free weight training picking him up) but then there are Downsides#10k#my doods#20k
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let's go for a swim with mama
#mamaposting#with mama#oh to be a teeny tiny crocodile safe in the fearsome jaws of my mother#finding out that crocodiles are good moms was wild#i though they were like sea turtles#who basically lay their eggs and go see you later losers#if you survive lmao#but no crocodiles wait for their babies to be born#and pick them up as gently as they can with teeth that I thought could only do harm#don't tell my therapist im getting emotional about crocodiles on tumblr.com
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