#picture this:

[beeskneesntrees]

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[luvmequmi]

none of you guys know what the shivers running down your spine feel like when user ranpowow plays the judas instrumental on his electric guitar I'm this close to tears

[pen-and-page]

A moment of stillness

[mutatiio]

anakin would fucking love taylor swift.

[tonixe]

Picture this with Jason Grace. -

"I didn't know there was going to be a beauty here, If I knew I would have come faster," he said 

I laughed at his comment,

"Well I'm glad you know now," I said

"What is your name, beaut," he said while holding my hand

"Y/N Windsor, my grace," you responded.

[ukulelegodparent]

In case you're ever bored. I can highly recommend looking at the pictures people post on Google Maps for supermarkets. You're really in for a treat once you've reached videos

[pistolslinger]

i love adhd! love how it distracted me from writing down an important appointment date and replaced all memory of said date with the audio from the last tiktok i watched

[witchhickx]

Mean Girls (2004) House MD (2009)

[sleepygaymerdisease]

[literallyaflame]

how do conservatives think talking to children works? if a four year old came up to me and said “i’m a cat!!” i would say “really? what makes you a cat?” and they’d say some shit like “i have claws >:)” and i’d be like “oh wow, you do have claws. but wait, i thought cats had pointed ears!” and they’d say “they DO!!!” and then i’d pull up a picture of an elf and ask “is THIS a cat?” and they’d yell “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

u wouldn’t say “fucking hell, Emily, get it together. this is the real world”

[important-animal-images]

I think it was put 10 million years ago just for cats

[hummingbooks]

Zack and Cody showing up at that restaurant at 7:30pm tonight:

[good-to-drive]

All this about not getting to see John Lennon on twitter but I think the real tragedy is that Freddie Mercury never had an instagram

[toddchavezwatchescartoons]

Guy who’s only ever seen Rocky Horror Picture Show watching his second movie with the word “horror” on the cover.

[nerdygaymormon]

[silverspleen]

Every time I see that G--gle phone photoshop commercial my heart is filled with infinite sadness, like, yeah it's cool you can have a good family photo, it's cool you can do that, but god, there is something to be said for the honesty of a family photo where you're blinking, or crying, or have ugly wrinkles.

What is too unsightly for you? Would you swipe-click-replace out the image of my cousin crying on our Florida trip family reunion photo? Would you remove the plastic snake I have clenched in my grip, which I still have to this day? Would you scoff at the wrinkles around our eyes and the strands of hair on our faces as we squint into the wind, the day before the massive storm? Would I remember it if I didn't have these reminders, if the picture was perfect and clean, all children in a row with perfect gleaming white tombstone tooth smiles? No tears. No plastic snake.

Everyone is beautiful and no one looks genuine.