#pierce yhs

[orionsces]

take my alien guy who i lost in the divorce </3

[detroitbecomeyhs]

[oatbugs]

Omg you caught up with that coffee girl?! How was it?!?

it was actually rly nice ! she is very gay now (knew it) and seems to have found a comfortable place in the world for herself...she cut her hair rly short + was wearing a long leather jacket she was so cool :) she taught me a bit abt poetry, we went to a few secondhand book shops, we went to a rly cute café, we went to a church to pet some cats but ended up listening to a chamber orchestra !! also went to a moomin shop, talked + caught up etc etc it was rly good !!! ♡

[hemi-demi-semiquaver]

had the best bombest mind boggling donut today in shimokitazawa and the area was full of hipster ass cafes etc so i thot it wouldve been ass but we went in bc.nvm anyway it was a CHICKEN AND BASIL donut and lawd haf mercy that guy put he whole pussy into it even saw him use a BLOW TORCH on that shit he fuck that up nice. had it with a ginger ale

THEN he gave us each a free donut. he was talking fast so i dont understand why maybe they were closing soon iono. the chicken n basil had basil baked into the donut n some sort of green basil butter type shit with slices of chicken n melted cheese hence the torch .....made me see god

[chokchokk]

read the full fic [ here ] ~

[teaser] boyfriend!san x girlfriend!reader "𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋 (𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐌𝐄)"

playlist for the fic [ here ]

the tags may change but~ this is where we're at right now yuh.

estimated length is about .....uhhhh well i'm at 4k right now and i'm just starting with the smut so like. at least 8k??? tbh..... it could get longer... but i don't wanna jinx it, yk. anyway it will be a lot. LMAO i am very horny for this san and he's very horny for reader so yh.

teaser under the cut! apply for the tag-list in the comments if yall want xx

“You know the songs I was playing right now, sunshine?” “No, I don’t,” you answer with continuing honesty. Your boyfriend chuckles, “hm, maybe it’s better that way,” voice dripping like honey, but the sweet innocence is feigned, making you curious of what he’s hiding from you, deflecting from the very evident scene he’s painting. His caramel skin proves it; for the particularized taste, heat must be added for sugar to win aroma, and your boyfriend is testing the theory to its limits. Gliding his hands to your hips, San gets your cheeks burning, and when he hooks his fingers into his hoodie and drives it off your body, you lick over your lips asking yourself if you need any clarity to know where this is going; With your arms raised, your boiling skin meets fresh air through your drenched shirt and you shudder for a short moment, before your boyfriend gets his hands on the bra, fetches it, and slithers it out your arms. After it drops to the ground and San sees your nipples poke through your shirt, he shifts his weight to the front to make you trip on your back, and takes off his tank top with both of his hands. His lats spread frighteningly wide and you let out a gasp. You’ll never not be surprised about how beefy your boyfriend is; San’s sweaty body expands in front of your eyes, and his collarbones are perfectly in your sight, as he hovers over you with his hand propped next to your head. There’s a wave of heat hitting your face and you aren’t sure whether you’re blushing or if his body is just genuinely that thermal. Adopting the rather playful tone of your lover, you sulkily murmur, “It’s unfair if you don’t tell me about those things now, Sannie,” letting your finger trail along his slippery chin with softness, aware that you will only semi-attentively listen to his words from how distracted you are from his fallen eyes that are slowly flaming up. There’s only two things on your mind and while one of them includes going home, the other one can be perfectly executed on the couch. “Oh, so naughty things, sunny, I don’t know if you want to hear about them, actually.”  San chuckles, his words contradicting how eagerly he kisses your hand, piercing through you with his eyes, making you melt. He gets his upper body up, his knees caging you in and you murmur “t- tell me about them”, as your boyfriend grabs you by wrist to help you move it down his chest that is still perceivably sleek, down to his abs that are just as lubricious and then, with a heavy sigh he definitely forms into a clear “ha~” leaving his mouth which makes your insides wobble. Your boyfriend is such a tease. On stage, he doesn’t get to be as interactive as his band-counterparts do, like getting their sweat-drenched heads dangle down to the crowd and be ruffled through their hair, but Sun Set surely takes off his top oftentimes enough so every fan of his can admire his build. Your boyfriend’s amazing build.  He lets go of your hand to go through his red hair with a smirk, peeking down at his belt, clearly driving you into a wall here which is going to feel feathery light, but still so scary to brush against your skin— you have to make a choice here, one that makes your voice come out stuttered, one that proves to San that he's on the right track, cooking you up deliciously. San might be a tease, but ohh, Y/N. You’re just so fun to tease, aren't you? "P.. Please, Sannie."

[salford-blues]

Further background

A/n: I haven't got a clue what is going on half of the time, so if you look at my page and think ''woooow look at this shit show''... yh I've had tumblr for over 5 years now and I'm still trying to navigate it lol

Also, I didn't realise how long it would take me to make an insta template. I'm so slow with technology it's unbelievable

Anyway, this is some further background to our driver!reader

Loves to dye her hair (I think a lot of this is just me projecting)

Like she's dyed her hair every colour under the sun

Quite small - she's probably around 5'2

Has pierced ears. Three piercings on each side.

A cat girlie. She has four. And other pets (guys, any suggestions??)

Lives with her best friend in her hometown.

Brought up by her father

Her dad, for her 6th birthday, gave her a Kimi Raikkonen signed hat and picture... from then on Kimi was her small crush and idol

Freezes whenever she sees one of the older drivers in the paddock (honestly same)

Loves causing havoc

Thinks Susie is an icon (mothhherrr), follows her around the paddock at any given moment

Would never do anything to make Susie angry

Has a weird obsession with The Muppets, Sunflowers, and bumblebees (see projecting)

Shares a social media account with her bestie for their trips together

Totally just best friends

A/n: Hi, it's me again. Do you reckon I should make driver!reader get together with another driver/someone else or keep her single?

Part 1

[bittersweet-nothingss]

This took way too long to draw and honestly I think I should stop cuz what is this ☹

I literally lost the first one I made which was so good guys and took forever to make and I felt like jumping of a bridge 💔 but here we have this and i tried giving Liam a piercing (I was gonna make a hoop but I gave him a stud instead and it flopped but Yh) ˙ᵕ˙

[olivia091108]

Crimson

Summary:bam gets his heartagram tattoo done

Word count:1.8k

Pairing:bam margera x reader

I have just finished checking out my last client and it has gone quicker than I thought so maybe today I’ll actually be able to go out and meet some of my friends.

I walk into the back room to say goodbye and grab my things when I heard Holly shout my name in a hurry, I turn around and face her 

“Everything alright”

“ I’ve just thrown up in the bathroom can you take my last customer I feel awful please”

After thinking it through, I can’t really say no if she feels ill, “ alright, hope you feel better”

“Thank you so much. I totally owe you one”

From behind me I hear ruby “girl she is so faking I heard her in the bathroom, talking to one of her friends and they’re gonna go to a club because apparently some famous dudes are there”

“ You’re kidding, at least I can still hang out with you though”

“About that I did overtime yesterday, so I get to finish early today. So here’s the keys lock up as soon as you’re done and maybe you’re still have time to meet your friends.”

“Do you mean I’m here all by myself? What if there’s some creepy dude, an-“

“You’ll be fine, and if anything goes wrong, just call me love you”

“Love you too I call out to her as she leaves the shop”

I walk back over to my station and get my stuff set up and putting on another layer of my crimson lipstick and putting in my earphones, trying to pass the time

BAMS POV

Who into the tattoo parlour not seeing anyone so I ring the bell on the front desk. nothing. I try again. Nothing. maybe they’re in the back. I wander off to the back of the shop and see a girl facing away from me. 

“Hello?”she doesn’t hear me so I tap her shoulder

YOUR POV

I feel someone grab my shoulder and without hesitating i scream so high I’m surprised the glass didn’t break and swung on whoever was behind me feeling my fist connect with a face.

 As if something in my brain switched on, I realised that he is probably my client who I have now just punched in the face and his Crimson blood is dripping from his nose.

“I’m so sorry”

With the hand that isn’t holding his nose he pulls out my earphones and I realise I must’ve shouted in his face s this time I say it much quieter “I’m so sorry”

“Nah your’e fine at least you threw a good punch.” He tries to joke but I feel even worse I grab him some tissues to clean up the blood on his face, and then I realise how handsome he is with his dark, brown, almost black hair, piercing blue eyes, and has a small mole on his face.

“Umm well I’m y/n I’m gonna be doing your tattoo so if you can take a seat.”

“I’m bam”

“Have you gotten any tattoos before bam?”

“Yh a few”

“What were you thinking of getting today”

“A heartagram right here” he points to right above his dick.

The thought of being that close to his dock not just anyone’s but a VERY handsome man’s dick makes me feel a bit shy and awkward.

“Cool super cool” he laughs a bit at my awkwardness “yeah I thought so too”

He lays back on the recliner chair and pulls his top up revealing his torsos and while I was staring eh started to unbuckle his belt and pull down his jeans more showing off his prominent v line.

I quickly snap out of it and draw out a stencil and double check that he likes it. I try to get in a position where I don’t have to lay sideways to do the tattoo but no luck

“Sorry can I just”I squeeze between bams legs and he manspreads more to give me some space so now my face is inline with his dick. Usually in the position I wouldn’t be giving tattoos and he knows that as well since he has a coy smile on his face.

As I’m getting ready to tattoo him I start to make conversation to distract him from the tattoo.

“You doing anything fun this weekend”

“ Yeah actually after this meeting up with a few of my friends at a club and have some drinks but I’m only visiting for the weekend so I’m probably gonna look round and shit” I feel a tinsy bit jealous but continue with the tattoo

“What about you?”he asks staring down at me probably getting a great view down my cleavage but I’m not complaining he’s one of the hotties men I’ve ever seen.

“Well, I was planning to do the same, but the girl who was originally supposed to tattoo you felt ill, so I had to cover for her. And tomorrow, I’m meeting up with my friend bill. I haven’t seen him in awhile because his girlfriend has gotten pregnant.”

I hear my phone pain, but I’m doing a detailed part of the tattoo so I asked them to read it out. It’s not like I’ll be anything weird since I’m undeniably single

“William says sorry I can’t make it tomorrow. Chloe wants us to look for cribs and stuff maybe another time” my face does drop a bit,but just ignore it and focus on the tattoo

“So I get why bill is short for William and Bob for Robert, but how do you get dick from Richard?”He asks sound like it’s been frustrating him for awhile. And without thinking I reply “you ask him nicely”

He breaks into a fit of laughter and I quickly move the tattoo gun off him so it doesn’t mess up. “Your funny y/n”

Can you bring your jeans down a bit lower please?”I say feeling all the blood rush to my face. He shuffles them down even more almost seeing the start of his dick

“Anywhere you think I should see while visiting?”

“There’s a  fair that seems quite good  or you can go to the pier with you’re Girlfriend it might be a bit busy but there’s loads of stuff to do down there”

“I don’t have a girlfriend”

“Oh sorry, I just thought since you’re so handsome that you would have a girlfriend I’m sorry”I whip my hand over my mouth not meaning to say that

“It’s fine it ain’t a big deal”he assured me “wanna know a fun fact” “yeah sure”

“My dick was in the world book of records” my face flushed probably the same colour as my lipstick “oh wow um nice”

“Yeah but then the librarian told me to take it out” he stares down at me, watching me laugh at his joke, and when I look up, I catch him staring down my cleavage, and now he’s the one to blush 

“So, where are you visiting from anyway?”

“West Chester, Pennsylvania”

Oh wow, I have a friend who lived on there. I visited her a couple times,and she tried to teach me to skate but I wasn’t very good but she said that there’s this really annoying famous man who lives down there and destroys things and plays his music so loud till like 5am. People like that are such jackass’

“Yeahh they definitely are”

“Your all done” he stands up to look in the body length mirror and stares at the tattoo. “That’s sick thanks how much do I owe”

“$160” he grabs a wad of cash all in 100s and gives me $200 and tells me to keep the change and leaves the shop

I check the time on my watch 10:34 too late. I start clearing my stuff away and making sure everything is switched off. I look in the mirror and see my lipstick has come off so I reapply before leaving the shop and locking it

I dont get too far until I hear my name being called and I hear bam calling my name. “Did you forget something”

“No I was just gonna see if you wanted to come out for a few drinks tonight.?”

“I really would but I’m so broke right now and I’m not really dressed for a club”

“You look great and it’s all on me” I look down at my outfit my denim skirt that some people would say is too short and my deep cut red top. It will do.

“Ok yeah that would be nice” we walk to the club and when we get there there’s a huge line and a billboard above saying JACKASS APPEARANCE this is probably where holly went too she lives jackass she’s always rambling

I walk to the bcak if the line to start queuing but bam takes my hand and we walk to the first of the line “bam what are you doing we can’t cut in” the bouncer just asks “who’s she?” “She’s with me” and just like that we’re in

“What the fuck hwo did you do that?

“I’m apart of jackass” as he says that I see all his friends come over

“Y/n this is Johnny, Steve o,wee man and Ryan”

“Hi it’s nice to meet you” we chat and have some drinks for a bit before they all separate and me and bam start doing shots and me being a lightweight I’m already drunk.

Over the speakers I hear hit in here by nelly playing. “Omg I love this song come dance with me” I didn’t really give him a choice as I dragged him to the dance floor and began to grind on him. Throughout the song we have been getting closer and closer so now our lips are almost touching.

I reach up and kiss him and pull away just as quick for a second I thought you read the signals wrong until bam pulls me back into the kiss and kisses me even harder and my arms wrap round his neck and I feel his arms snake round my waist. He bites onto my bottom lip which makes a moan slip out and he starts to kiss down my neck and soon enough finds my sweet spot and he nips at it and I already know that there will be a bright hickey tomorrow morning.

I move my head down and catch his lips into a kiss again but we disconnect when we feel a bright light on us and over the speakers we here johnnys voice “there he is he was too busy trying to get laid.”everyone laughs at that including me and in the bright light I can see that my lipstick is all over his face. I grab his hand and drag him out hearing whistles coming from behind.

“You might as well prove him right”

-liv

This acc took so long but I feel like I could have done better

[mercury-prince]

Now, what I want to see from star trek is how aliens represent other aliens in art. Imagine if that ancient Bajoran guy who space-sailed to cardassia came back and told ppl how cardassians look, spawning hundreds of kinda shitty drawings in bestiaries after a long game of telephone where they barely look recognisable (like these: first is a scorpion, second is a panther)

[Image ID: a square medieval illustration of a creature with a human-ish face, a fish-like body, and four limbs sticking out akimbo. it has a sharp tail that is piercing someone's hand. /.End ID]

[Image ID: a deer-shaped creature with a red belly, face, and legs, a blue back, green butt, and beige neck. it has white streaks coming out of its mouth, as if it's exhaling or spitting. a group of rams, sheep and deer look at it, with very confused expressions. /. End ID]

All the pre-warp species that the federation had broken the prime directive with must have some sick paintings of vaguely humanoid creatures standing around in matching outfits.

BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY: do other species have something like the zodiac? Or drawings of the star systems around their planet, using familiar figures to link different stars together? What did they call the foreign planets, before they learned they were called Vulcan or Romulus or Ferenginar? Imagine all the pre-warp star maps in different alien languages and art styles. the ones we have irl say so much about the cultures they were made in.

first pic [Image ID: a photograph of the nebra sky disk, from 1800-1600 BC. It is a turquoise coloured metal disk with a gold circle representing the sun, a crescent moon, and small circles depicting the Pleiadies star cluster. /. End ID]

second pic [Image ID: an annotated diagram of the Mayan Wakah-Chan Tree, a design found on the burial lid of Lord Pacal, from circa 680 AD. It is an illustrated diagram depicting the sun, moon and planets with intricately patterned symbols. /. End ID]

third pic [Image ID: an illustration from The Book of Fixed Stars by Abd al-Rahman al-Sufi, circa 964 ad. it depicts the constellation of Orion, using a black ink drawing of a kneeling figure with the stars drawn as red circles on different parts of the body. Each of the stars are labelled in Arabic. /. End ID]

I could go on forever about how we love to look into the vast unknown to find reflections of ourselves, and how i think star trek is an extension of that urge we've clearly been having since the dawn of time. Its not just the need to study things that will help with our everyday lives (like looking at the harvest moon), its the way we often take a celestial body and make it the symbol of a human characteristic, like how klingons represent honour and vulcans represent logic. what we think about space and what we do to fill in the gaps of the unknown say a lot about how we think in general. and according to trek we think a lot about weird little blokes in weird little outfits so. yh fair enough

i think this is my most research heavy shitpost ever lmao. but please add ur thoughts or take these ideas however u like

[sugarcherriess]

Submissive younghoon plsss

Took some liberties with this but I hope it aligns with your vision!

Submissive!Younghoon x Master!Reader:

cw - slight oral (m!rec), anal stimulation (m!rec), anal beads, cockring, dacryphillia, handcuffs, yh has nipple piercings, ass slapping

All I could think of was getting to train yh how to be the best sub to ever sub

You’ve already told him all his rules and stuff

And now it’s his time to prove himself worthy of being dommed by you

By remembering all your rules and requirements

“Let’s rewind on the basic rules, baby,”

He squirms on the bed

His cuffed hands make him more anxious than he thought he would be

The possibility of anything on the table makes him antsy

But he gave his entire sober consent so it’s not like he doesn’t want it

Doesn’t mean your touch doesn’t intimidate him as you fix his cockring

“Recall them for me won’t you, precious?”

He takes a deep shaky breath and begins

“A good boy always…”

You keep fondling his balls and it diverts his mind

“Go on hoonie,”

“I’m sorry,”

He’s quick with the apology

Much to your pleasure that he remembers the very first rule

“A good boy always apologises when he’s… made a mistake,”

The sentence ends with his high pitched whine when you fist his maroon tip as a reward

“Go on,”

He’s never seen you this assertive before

And he knows you know he’s interested because his cock keeps twitching against his abdomen

It fills him with embarrassment but he has to move on

He’s not gonna get his reward if he doesn’t perform well

“Rule number two?” You’d prompt

“Always refer to you as m-master,”

You lick the underside of his shaft with the flat of your tongue in a long, slow drag

“Good boy. What else did I teach you?”

“Always obey an order in the bedroom,”

Your fist twists around his tip confusing him again

But you help the poor boy

“Unless?”

“Unless,” he gasps, “Unless I feel uncomfortable,”

“And in that case?”

He feels like a child being deciplined by his mom

“I should say my safeword,”

And do you remember your safeword?”

You would ask him while kitten licking his balls

“Yes-s, Master,”

“And what is it?”

He whines like a cheap whore at you when you pull the glass anal beads inside him

“Its peach,”

And why is it peach,”

You’re only asking him all these questions to see how long his patience lasts until he’s begging and crying for you to let him cum

“B-because,”

He’s on the verge of tears

He’s already been toyed at by you for so long, it’s been hours he thinks

And you still show no signs of giving him and proper stimulation

“Because what, Younghoon,”

You intentionally make yourself sound bored and it actually triggers your poor boys sobs

“Because. Because I blush like a peach when you… play with my… butthole,” he sniffles

His careful choice of words, using butthole instead of asshole, makes you giggle because your tall baby is such a shy little thing

I mean who gets embarrassed calling their asshole an asshole? Really?

“Such a good boy aren’t you, hoonie?” You praise him

“Y-yes,”

“And what do good boys get?”

Your fingers reach up to pinch and twist at his pierced skin

“They get rewards,”

His erect nipples decorated with pretty jewels blush under the assault of your fingertips

“But can good boys cum without their master’s permission?” You ask while turning him around on his knees

His face gets smushed into the pillow just how you like it

“No..”

He’s breathless but he’s trying

“Good. Keep that in mind,”

And now he’s afraid of getting edged

But you don’t act that ruthlessly

You just twist and pull the beaded toy shoved inside his tight hole

Its a sight to see when each bead stretches his rim when it escapes and enters him

Younghoon symphonically moans along with the stimulation

Unable to fight off your intrusive thoughts, you end up biting his ass cheek

This gets him to yell and unintentionally clench against the toy inside him

You spread his cheeks for an even better view at his pulsing rim

“You’re such a treat, Hoonie,”

He sways his ass in your face and you slap his skin

The strike makes him fall on the bed and his needy cock finally gets the proper stimulation it desperately needed

You still the toy when all the beads are inside him

“Move your hips. Work for it,”

And work he does

He fucks the bed pretending it’s actually you he’s fucking

Helping you reach the throes of pleasure that he always does

He thrusts forward to rub his cock on the sheets and backwards to the toy

You shove your hand between the mattress and his skin to pull his cock free of the ring obstructing his orgasm

Younghoon’s ass slaps against your hand because he’s such a pro at getting his prostate milked

Reaching the very base of the toy every time

“You can cum, Hoonie. You’ve done so well for me,”

He quickly loses his consciousness with the rhythmic pattern of swaying his hips

Ears ringing and tongue rolling out of his mouth

He realises he destroyed the sheets when his toned torso rubs against the damp, sticky sheets

Doesn’t even remember you taking off his cockring or fisting his cock like your life depends on it

His ears continue ringing when your hand rubs him into overstimulation

The beads inside his ass start making him feel overstuffed

But it’s not over yet.

He still has to prove he’s worthy of getting to please you for a change

[theoculus124]

I'm bored- No one asked but I'mma answer a bunch of questions from an ask game

0: Height - I think I'm 5ft 4

1: Age - 16

2: Shoe size - size 5, but mainly depends on the shoe brand

3: Do you smoke? - nope

4: Do you drink? - nope

5: Do you take drugs? - nope

6: Age you get mistaken for - 17/18

7: Have tattoos? - nope

8: Want any tattoos? - YESS, I have a whole pinterest board of tattoo ideas

9: Got any piercings? - Used to but now I don't

10: Want any piercings? - Kinda, but at the same time I'm terrified cause I have a stupidly low pain tolerance

11: Best friend? - I have many :) Honestly we could interact once on tumblr and I would consider u my bsf lol

12: Relationship status - single

13: Biggest turn ons - Idk if this means like relationship, or sexual way? But I'mma just take it as relationship way and say honestly being nice and I'll be happy forever

14: Biggest turn offs - being mean for no reason :/, or telling me to stop being sensitive or making fun of my weight, or making fun of my neurodivergent habits etc

15: Favorite movie - don't really have 1 movie that's my fave I love the greatest showman, I love the MHA movies, Ready Player One, Last Avatar, Marvel movies, Disney movies (Also I just saw there's a Bo Burnham movie so that'll probably be in the list once I watch it)

16: I’ll love you if… you're nice :)

17: Someone you miss - I moved house some years ago but I have some close friends where I grew up so I'll probably see them during the summer

18: Most traumatic experience - I have no clue, I also don't know if anything I've gone through counts as drama or if I'm being dramatic and catastrophising the situation. I'd say probably catholic camp that was awful

19: A fact about your personality - I'm unfiltered so idc what the topic of convo is about u can talk to me about anything and I won't judge you ever <3

20: What I hate most about myself - Being so sensitive. Ik I can't help it but still it still sucks so much, mixed with my constant need for hugs/physical affection is like the worst combo lmfao

21: What I love most about myself - I will be a massive simp for u platonically or romantically <3

22: What I want to be when I get older - I'll probably be an engineer, but I also want to be a therapist part time

23: My relationship with my sibling(s) - isn't horrendous but we don't talk much :/

24: My relationship with my parent(s) - it's been alr rn but it's very up and down, some things they say is really hurtful and it's hard to decide upon me being the overly sensitive one or not

25: My idea of a perfect date - Hugs and food and a gay show, and then staying up until late hours of the night just talking about ourselves etc

26: My biggest pet peeves - people who get mad at u for crying at how they've treated by saying "just chill" "you're overreacting" I hate it so much

27: A description of the girl/boy I like - Wilhem from Young royals. Not a desc but still I don't think I need to expand on that lol

28: A description of the person I dislike the most - bigots, terfs, racists -- those kinds of people

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend - I don't remember the last time I've lied to a friend

30: What I hate the most about work/school - overwhelming pressure and work

31: What my last text message says - I love you

32: What words upset me the most - hearing the word fat triggers me, I understand it's used as a descriptor and that it's being reclaimed as something neutral not negative but because growing up I got called fat in a negative way I only have negative connotations with it therefore I just get so upset when people say that even if they don't mean it in a bad way (Idk if that makes sense but yh)

33: What words make me feel the best about myself - I love u, beautiful

34: What I find attractive in women - physically Idc at all, like I don't have a type of person I'll be into Idc what ur hair colour, body type, face structure/feature are I'll be into you if you have a great personality

35: What I find attractive in men - physically Idc at all, like I don't have a type of person I'll be into Idc what ur hair colour, body type, face structure/feature are I'll be into you if you have a great personality

36: Where I would like to live - probably in a city, but also I don't want anywhere too loud

37: One of my insecurities - My body image

38: My childhood career choice - I don't remember I think artist

39: My favorite ice cream flavor - anything chocolate <3

40: Who I wish I could be - Nick Nelson or Torii from heartstopper

41: Where I want to be right now - I'd love to see my friends and I'd also love to meet up with tumblr mutuals

42: The last thing I ate - coffee? If that doesn't count ice cream

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately - I have no clue so many people are attractive

44: A random fact about anything - Boston marriages used to be a thing where two wealthy women would get married so they wouldn't have to share their finances with men :) Got shut down when people realised lesbians exist

There ya go I answered all the questions unprompted :)

[xx-1c1cl35-n-t34r5-xx]

Laughing Jack nsfw headcanons

uhm yeah general NSFW headcanons for Lj

TW: talks about his body, blood kink, period + period sex references, basically a lot of blood and smutty stuff

LJ isnt too big in terms of dick size, but he is definitely still big. He comes in at just about 8 and a half inches, with average girth. Its curves up a bit, and it has a nice mushroom tip. not too veiny but its got a couple. Also striped like his nose, and its got some piercings, a prince albert, jacobs ladder and a magic cross. He chooses colourful piercing though, ones that are usually neon (sometimes even glow in the dark)

actually doesnt grow hair anywhere other than where he has on his head right now weirdly enough.

he is STRONG, will absolutely manhandle u around

will 100% do goofy sex, and make you laugh only to slam you down so you choke out a mix between a moan and a laugh halfway through

absolute sadist, this mf. will edge you, overstim you, deny your orgasm, etc.

even better if ur a masochist!! he will do almost anything no joke...

he will also like to tie you up in weird positions that leave you completely vulnerable

he really likes blood, so if you're afab and having your period, he is fully down to fuck you while you're on your period

he knows anatomy, and WILL use it to his advantage

is also down for sappy sex tho!! like will sit and slowly fuck you while muttering sweet nothings into your ear as he praises you (abandonment issues w this one so uhm yh)

most other days he will, however, mutter the filthiest most degrading shit into your ears. also mixed in degradation, praise, and both. he likes to keep you on your toes.

absolutely against mommy and daddy stuff, he finds it weird and it reminds him of Isaacs parents. is very much into roleplay tho

his come is white, but kinda glows in the dark and tastes suuupperrrr sweet.

basically, he is into and is down to do almost any kind of filthy shit out there

also will mark you up FULLY

his tongue is LONGGGG asf tbh, getting oral from him is gonna be gooooddd

also really good at aftercare!!! will clean you, bandage any wounds if necessary, get you food (mostly cake) and water, then sleeps next to you or talks to you. Though he doesnt need to sleep he will sometimes just cause its fun.

[fdblaize]

Also, Choose between game

Izuku or Yagi :)

izuku sweetie im so sorry but i have 'weak for old men' disease. yh its terminal. fun fact my first crush was pierce brosnan. weirded my dad out but my mom and grandma absolutely agreed🤣

[barley-hopkins]

“King for a day” by pierce the veil is very yhs-core in my opinion 

/hj?

[remnants]

its so interesting how compared to bj, trapper rarely talked about his family. like sure, everyone knew about them and he mentioned them occasionally but he wasn't exactly offering up stories and a look at the pictures in his wallet (unless you were his work wife: benjamin franklin hawkeye pierce) but like yh the bj-trapper difference in relation to family. trapper distanced himself and refused to let korea touch the memories he had of his family back home while bj held on with a death grip and wouldn't let go (often to his detriment).