#tomi.txt

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forget parking the bus remove the fucking tires

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greg could've said something lame about his shirt and logan still would've been like ur dad's a fucking gaylord. he had that one locked and loaded he was just looking for a reason

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gotham city bat burger

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y’all be like “tim drake the weeb” this, “otaku tim drake” that, put some respect on my mans duke thomas because i know for a fact that he was fighting for his life watching soul eater episodes in 3 parts on youtube dot com. he was watching naruto shippuden backwards, forwards, flipped upside down, inverted, and zoomed in at 62% with a clipart border and a 7 second delay. tim drake has crunchyroll premium, he knows nothing.

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duke thomas doesn't need an airheaded billionaire persona. all he needs to do is hit em with the "so because i'm black i must be the signal? 🤨😒" and he'll have all of gotham SILENT.

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thots about tommy wayne under the cut 👇🏾😚👍🏾

ok so in my head he's not from gotham lol (my guy is east coast mean, which is pretty mean, but not gotham mean which translates to being the sweetest guy on earth once you’re within the city limits). he's the illegitimate and son of patrick wayne and his daddy wouldn't claim him bc the affair/one-night-stand/whatever-you-wanna-call-it happened while he was very much married (fuck this guy fr!) and his wife was very much pregnant (oh brother this guy STINKS!!!). anywayyyy elizabeth mitchell isn’t stupid and knows a fight she can't win when she sees one so she leaves gotham for new york when the test comes back positive and patrick won’t pick up her calls.

and things are going good! she's made a little name for herself as a local nightclub singer and she's got a job waiting tables during the day that makes good money and sure things were a little touch and go for a while and sure there were times where she was sure that they weren't gonna make it but she got her baby through school (he graduated valedictorian btw) and now he's in the first year of his pre med undergraduate degree at the local university on a full scholarship (her parenting HER parenting).

so imagine her surprise when the billionaire deadbeat of the hour shows up on her doorstep one day talking about family duty and lines of succession.

patrick amadeus wayne jr. is dead. dead dead dead. and while it wasn't really a surprise to anyone with eyes (weak lungs can only take so many wet gotham winters and the tabloids were saying that the cough he sported at the latest gala sounded particularly nasty), he was by all appearances an only child (francesca wayne could barely get pj out let alone carry another baby to term) and the waynes were fumbling for someone to take his place before the body was even cold.

the transition is as rough as you would expect, what with the stony silences from his father’s wife (stepmother? who knows, not that either of them would ever acknowledge the relation) whenever they cross paths in the manor (francesca wayne never makes an outside appearance in gotham society again after the passing of her son. she enters a period of seclusion and never emerges, spending her days wandering the halls in mourning blacks and lighting candles in prayer), and sometimes being called patrick or pj by the gotham upper class (intentionally or not. though he suspects intentionally because his mother’s side of the family got the monopoly on his looks). it’s very obvious that he doesn’t fit in but hey, free college is free college and his mama is gonna be set for life if he can just see this through.

of course the whole thing doesn’t go over well (a long lost father suddenly appearing on your doorstep and claiming you only because his other kid died would put most people off to be completely fair) but after some yelling and screaming and haggling, compromises are made. in exchange for thomas moving to gotham and being prepped to take over as head of wayne enterprises, his mother is also to be put up in a fancy brownstone on the upper east side and given enough in allowance (in addition to the 18 years of child support she never got) so that she never has to work again and thomas is to be allowed to continue his studies, graduate medical school (in gotham and not at john hopkins like he planned. rip it was literally his dream school), and become a doctor (i like to think becoming a doctor was solely a thomas wayne endeavor. all the wayne men before him were men of business and trade but tommy has wanted to help people his entire life and he’ll be damned if he lets his father keep him from following his dreams). there’s a handshake and signatures signed on a drawn-up contract (because patrick wayne doesn’t do anything by halves and of course he brought the family lawyer to meet his son after 19 years of pretending he didn’t exist) and thomas goes from a two-bedroom apartment in hell’s kitchen to a bedroom the same size (and then some) right outside of gotham city.

and he does see it through, very well in fact! thomas wayne graduates top of his class in undergrad at gotham university as well as in medical school, is granted a residency at gotham general, and eventually becomes the head of surgery. Along the way, he meets a girl named martha, gets married, and has a beautiful baby boy named bruce (after his maternal grandfather ofc) and the rest is history!

[cybertomii]

i

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chase is so funny he gets asked to do a differential for a guy holding a room of people at gunpoint and he's like this is corny af and LEAVES. guy of all time <3

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why is it always catherine? maybe willis todd enjoyed literature too. maybe he read his baby to sleep whenever he got the chance.

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batfam as tweets that make me scream:

dick-

jason-

tim-

steph-

duke-

cass-

bruce-

damian-

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batfam top 3 smash mains:

dick- kirby, luigi, yoshi (he's always kirby btw the other two are just backups. they mean nothing to him)

jason- little mac, princess peach, ness

tim- mii fighter (derogatory), mega man, king dedede

steph- rosalina, bayonetta, donkey kong

duke- toon link, cloud, lucario (if he chooses cloud just set the controller down bro. fold, i promise you it's not worth it)

cass- wii fit trainer, villager, bowser

bruce- captain falcon, mario, pac-man (they're literally the only 3 characters that he knows)

damian- ice climbers, zero suit samus, jigglypuff

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duke's parents def had him enrolled in the afterschool chess club at the gotham public library and i know for a fact that they made him write an essay on the wiz (1978) after he watched it when he was 9. i know an extra extracurricular kid when i see one

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i find it real haha funny hilarious how the general concensus is to jump between forever 16 tim drake and white-washed damian the tim clone. as if there isn't a kid in the middle. if i don't get more stuff about duke juggling vigilante life and being a teenager i'm going down to dc headquarters with a baseball bat and a dream.

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bruce wayne wearing a shirt that says 'beat the batman allegations' on the front and 'he's my sugar baby' on the back

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so annoying going through the duke thomas tag and most of the posts only being there bc duke is in the farthest corner of some group picture or he made it into one sentence of a fic. like im tryna hear how his day was. how was school? what’s he been up to? has he fought tim yet? when is he gonna fight tim?