#pigfucker

[oyvinja]

This whole JD Vance couch fucker thing really reminded me of this story. Since it's from "Fear and Loathing On The Campaign Trail ’72," by Hunter S. Thompson, it might well be just made up, but it's still a good story.

[ihatecoconut]

cannot believe the brexit party have sunk so low as to reinstate the anti-brexit man

[v7n5]

been having visions of it...

[maeamian]

It's important that everyone understand that JD Vance did not write about fucking a couch in his career launching semi-fictional pseudobiography: Hillbilly Elegy. It is simply not true that JD Vance has written about fucking a latex glove that he inserted between couch cushion. There is, at this point, no evidence that JD Vance did actually fuck a couch although importantly, he is also not on record denying it so we can't know for sure until he answers questions on the record about if he fucked a couch or not, but we do know that the tweet that claimed he did it and wrote about it was just a joke and the specific book pages cited in it contain no stories about JD Vance fucking a couch.

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Tracklist:

My War • Can't Decide • Beat My Head Against the Wall • I Love You • Forever Time • The Swinging Man • Nothing Left Inside • Three Nights • Scream

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[sourcreammachine]

johnson and truss fucked up so badly that they guaranteed their party will lose next year’s election

sunak the goldman sachs alum and billionaire trophy husband comes in to basically do a managed decline

it becomes massively obvious to everyone that he’s just trying to increase his business cred so he can get a good job when the inevitable election defeat happens. he hosts elon musk for some bullshit or something and fucking hell it’s cringeworthy asskissing

the party starts to get fuckt off with him behaving like this. the far right starts agitating to get him to actually do something to stop their oncoming massive defeat

Cruella, his like third-in-command and far-right wannabe PM, commits insubordination by rallying a gang of fascists to attack pro-ceasefire demonstrators and it gets her fired

so yeah uh then it’s todays situation. sunak is forced to do something but he’s also completely out of ideas and stuck. gotta pull out a stupid attention-grabber even if it’s fundamentally nothing

pigfucker’s back

fun facts!

in UK law, it didn’t count as bestiality because it wasn’t alive, and it didn’t count as necrophilia because it wasn’t human

[vordemtodgefeit]

the return of the pigfucker???

[shitpostroundhouse]

The next day, I saw John Oliver's piece about a newer scam method called, like pig-fucking or something. Pig... butchering? Slaughtering?

Nice try, bot...

[abubblingcandle]

I didn't think this would ever become relevant again but a reminder that this man

is the British Foreign Secretary and he once fucked a dead pig

[spacehippieface]

[balleralbumcovers]

EPIC ALBUM COVER #86

Swans - Filth

Released: 1983 (Neutral)

Noise rock, no wave, industrial rock

Suggested by anon.

[attractthecrows]

brooo i hate having Dreams That Piss You Off i woke up all pissed off at NOTHIIINNNNNGGGGG

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Tracklist:

Teenage Whore • Babydoll • Garbadge Man • Sassy • Good Sister/Bad Sister • Mrs. Jones • Berry • Loaded • Starbelly • Pretty On The Inside • Clouds

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[rubiscothegeek]

David Cameron? Back in the cabinet? What year is it??

[spacehippieface]

Look at his stupid face. This is the face of a man who just saw a pig in lingerie walk into the room.

"For me?! Oink oink!! It must be my birthday!!"

[cowmanonemanband]

Coju 005 cowman "Artificial Dissemination"

Coming out in 2013 this was cowman’s last release for Bristol-based Ingue Records, and didn’t get much recognition – despite cowman playing shows around Bristol supporting the likes of Yowie, Soeza, Trencher, Gum Takes Tooth, Mugstar and Trumans Water. Unsurprisingly, given the Spiderland pastiche cover, it marked a change of pace from the relentless grinding noise punk of “Palpating the Rumen”…