#pip asks

[hispipsqueak]

Heyooo, I wanted to ask for something a bit different. If it's okie with u, can you do some tsukishima content with a female reader. Like the 2 are having sex and tsukishima starts with his habit of degradation. But like the reader doesent like being degraded cuz she's sensitive like mee ends up crying? Like nsfw hurt to comfort? I've just seen a lot of tsuki content but it's all degradation. It's kinda killing my drive for the guy :}.

BIG BRAIN TIME.

Sorry this took forever but I was in my feels. BUT HOLY MOLY I AM NOW SO SOFT FOR SOFT KEI. I hope you enjoy this. I agree we need more soft Kei. He's precious. 🧡🧡🧡 Thank you for requesting, lovely! - Pip

F!Reader x Kei Tsukishima - NSFW

TW: F!Reader, hard smut to comfort smut, rough sex at the beginning, crying, slight degradation at beginning, me just simping for this man. 

EVERYONE IS OVER 18+

The clatter of the door pulled your eyes away from your phone. Your lanky boyfriend, Kei Tsukishima, pulled off his coat and placed his things in the closet by the door, methodically but with a little more force than usual.

“You okay?” You asked, noticing the twinging muscle in his jaw. He stayed silent, taking time to put his bag and keys away before turning to you. “I’m fine.”

Hopping up from the couch, you went to him. Hands rubbing his shoulders, you tried to ease the tension from him. “Bad day?”

You could feel him stiffen underneath you. “It’s whatever.” His eyes were unfocused, staring into space.

Hands roaming down his chest, your fingers massaging his lean muscles, you grinned. “C’mon, I can make you feel better…”

No sooner had the words left your mouth, was your back to the wall. He towered over you, and pressed a tight grip to your neck, his other hand next to your head, pinning you in place.

“Then do it.” His voice was cold, still reeling from the day.

Sinking down, your hands found his zipper, tugging down his slacks as you reached for his hardening shaft through his boxers. He made a frustrated groan and you pulled out his cock. The angry red tip was glimmering with precum, and you licked a stripe up the shaft, avoiding where he wanted you most.

“Fuck, don’t be a fucking cocktease.” Kei growled, his hand finding your hair as he pulled you towards his cock. You let out a shocked yelp before your mouth was pressed against him, precum smearing across your cheek. Clearly, he wasn’t in the mood to be played with. His golden eyes glared down at you and you squirmed, trying to continue and put his aggressiveness out of your mind. 

It wasn’t that you minded Kei being aggressive, well not usually. It was something you often found yourself drawn to, his sharp tongue and dominant presence. But sometimes, on days like today, you wanted to appreciate him, savor the feeling of him and show him how much you cared for him. Fingers sliding up to his abs as you swallowed around his cock, you tried to pace yourself and he ground his hips against you, causing you to cough and sputter, and you found yourself slapping your hands against his thighs in a panic. 

“C’mon you can do better than that– wait what the hell?” His voice lost its usual snark as he looked down at the wet streaks trailing your cheeks. Your head was tilted forward, not meeting his eyes and you tugged your sweater close around you, arms wrapped around yourself.

“Hey…what’s going on?” He knelt down, tentatively playing a hand on your shoulder. “Y/N?” 

The words erupted out of you before you could even think. “Fuck Kei! I get you had a rough day but I’m not a fucking fleshlight! I have feelings too!”

The silence in the air was heavy and your face burned as you waited for him to respond. Finally, you peeked up at him.

“I’m sorry.” His voice was quiet. “I don’t think you are some sort of sex object. I just…I didn’t think.”

“Look, I don’t mind it some of the time, but sometimes it feels like I’m worthless or fucked up. Like…after you get called a ‘fucking slut’ every night by the person that’s supposed to care for you, it makes you think.”

“Holy shit Y/N. I don't mean those things. That’s just…fuck. Shit. I…fuck.” He was tripping over his words, something he rarely did. You could see him wringing his hands as he tried to figure out the right words.

“If I ever thought you weren’t into it or…I wouldn’t do any of that. It’s not to…”

“Kei, do you love me?” Your voice cracked and you could feel fresh tears brimming in your eyes.

Immediately his arms were wrapped around you. Tucking you into his chest, he rubbed circles on your back, the way he did when you were half asleep or sick in bed. His voice was quiet, but clear. "You know I love you." 

Burying your face into his shirt, you let the wave of tears fall, soaking the fabric. He stayed quiet, thoughts swirling around in his head. Kei felt like he was underwater, the lump in his throat growing as he listened to you.

God, you were the best thing that ever happened to him. If you were doubting his feelings for you, he must have fucked up.

"I'm not good at this. I'm not…I don't wear my heart on my sleeve. I'm gonna fuck up a lot. But I don't want you to think that I ever stopped loving you." He rolled the words in his mouth trying to unravel the mess he had made. "You are…you are everything to me."

Sniffling, you lifted your head up and fixed your red-rimmed eyes on him. "Really?"

He busied himself brushing stray strands of hair from your face, feeling raw and vulnerable but god he'd take that feeling a thousand times over watching you cry like this. 

"Of course. I'm not gonna lie to you, I don't know how to do this perfectly. I'm probably going to fuck up. But you make me want to be better. Fuck, that sounds cliche."

A small smile tugged at your lips. You could see he was trying. He pressed his forehead against yours, his hands interlocking his fingers with yours and the two of you sat silently, the quiet broken up by your breathing.

His lips found yours and he could taste the salt of your tears mixed with the taste that was you. He poured the unsaid words, the emotions he couldn't express verbally, not yet, into the kiss, hoping you could understand. You were his home, his reprieve from the rest of the world and he wanted to kiss you forever. 

His hands gently pushed against yours, until you found your back against the wall, and still you kissed him back, your tongues 

intertwined, a language its own. Kei could feel himself getting aroused, but didn't want to ruin this moment. You glanced down as he pulled away and your eyebrows raised. A beat passed and you pulled him back to you, closing the space between you, your hands running down his shirt. He wrapped his hands around your waist and could feel the sliver of your skin as your shirt rode up. You felt like fire and he craved touching you, feeling your body pressed under his. You must have felt the same way because you pushed his shirt up. He broke the kiss to tug off his shirt in that stupidly attractive way men do and when his eyes met yours, he could practically see your pupils turned into little hearts. He'd tease you if he could but he knew he had to have looked the same.

The two of you were lost in each other, hands roaming only stopping to pull off the rest of your clothes, leaving them in haphazard piles around you. Never leaving the floor, he eased you onto his lap, his hands caressing your lower back. Your thighs were wrapped around him and you could feel his cock pressed against you. 

"Fuck…I want you so bad, Y/N." He whispered into your skin as you rutted yourself against him. His fingers dug into your hips, and he groaned as you positioned yourself on the head of his cock.

You and Kei had had sex plenty of times but this time he felt more exposed. If anything, you were in control and Kei felt his body heat up with anticipation of you. He wanted you to feel his desire, understand how much he wanted, no, needed you. 

"Look at me, baby." His pupils were blown out, large and dark and you met his gaze. 

"I love you, Y/N."

You slid yourself down his cock and he let out a growl as you rode him. Your thighs clenched around him and he pushed his lips to yours in a messy kiss. Moans spilled from both of you, swallowed by the other as he fucked up into you, his cock kissing the deepest parts of you with each thrust. All the while, whispering

"I love you…I love you…"

He could feel himself reaching his peak embarrassingly quick, but you were so close too. Your hands were wrapped around each other, gripping at skin like you would fly away if you didn't. His mouth found any piece of you he could reach as he kissed and sucked marks onto you, knowing he could never fully mark you to his satisfaction but fuck was he going to try. He wanted every inch ofyou to be explored by his hands, his tongue, his teeth. He could feel your fingers tugging at the longer curls on the nape of his neck, and he knew you were close. You were clamping down on him so tightly it almost hurt and his vision blurred…fuck was he crying? 

It didn't matter, he just had to have more of you, more, more, more.

"Please." His voice was strained and your back arched under his palm. "I love you so fucking much."

"Kei!" Your voice cried out as your lower body twitched and he felt himself exploding into you as your pussy throbbed around his cock, milking him for every last drop. He dropped his head into your chest as you rode out your respective orgasms and you both panted, trying to catch your breath. You maneuvered into his arms, your ear pressed against his chest. You could feel his heart pounding and grinned.

His hand lazily stroked your shoulder and he cast a glance down at you, only to see you already looking up at him.

"Hey." He whispered.

"Hey yourself." 

You were both silent, goofy grins on both your sweaty faces. You didn't have to say anything but he did anyway.

"I love you, you know?"

And you did.

[paranormal-investigator-polls]

Obligatory "weirdest submissions you got?" ask because I love to see those (if you're already reading them)

I don’t have any “weird” ones per say?

The most unexpected (ig weird if you want to count it) would be Danny Gonzales. Twice submitted now.

Also got one (can’t remember at the top of my head) was for a character that was an investigator, but a paranormal entity themselves and a character in Frankenstein

[saprozoicworm]

i have compiled a bunch of the requests,, im sorry i couldn't get to everyones but i probably won't do any more for a while

[moliathh]

hellsing organisation shenanigans

supernatural/barbie mugshot redraw: og pic

[nopanamaman]

How long did it take for pafl as a whole to be written? whats your writing process like and do you have any tips? i personally struggle a bit with that sort of stuff haha and i think pafl is an awesome example of good writing

Thank you so much, I'm flattered!

It's a pretty hard question to answer haha

The actual concept for PAFL was brewing for a long while. The story and characters went through a lot of revisions over the years - all before I even made the first video in the series.

I think publicly putting the project in motion was what forced me to solidify how the story would progress and what the characters would be like.

When I just started it, the only things that were set in stone were the events of PAFL and Yura going to the Zone after Katya's capture. But by Punch it Punk, I've roughly laid out the plan for the whole rest of the story.

There have been some slight deviations since then. I have given more significance to certain secondary characters and have compeltely changed the ending. Plus, some details have - and will be - tweaked as the series goes on, because of course 19 year old me wouldn't think everything through perfectly.

Still, the general plan has stayed more or less consistent since the third song. Much more so than I expected it to lol

[green-alien-turdz]

Pip & Damien when???

Now and only now bcuz I found both of these mfs so unbearable when they were in the show.

[link-rejoin]

Do Pip and Steel act like older siblings to Shrimp? How does he handle that? Thanks for creating more content! I loved it!!

Shrimp and Pip:

Pip tends to fall into a natural caring role with kids, while Shrimp is used to being the eldest. They don't get along the best at the start, but once Shrimp comes around, he can appreciate having an elder brother figure to rely on (and annoy of course).

Shrimp and Steel:

Steel doesn't particularly have any sibling-ly instincts and happens to meet the others at a bad time, so initially they're a bit closed off. Shrimp worms his way into their heart through a lot of mischief, and their banter loses its bite eventually. The two squabble a lot, but work together very well and see each other as equals. It wasn't the best decision to introduce him to Ravio, though...

[comicaurora]

theory: pip has been hiding inside kendals hair this whole time and kendals known all along but hasnt said anything or taken her out bc he doesnt want to be rude

we cannot understand their warrior's bond

[phanrenaissance]

tell me what the video Basically, I’m Gay means to you?

daniel howell why did you send this ask to every phannie tumblr account you could find .

[piplicious]

pip can fit in stocking

lol...

[hispipsqueak]

Coach Ukai stretching out my virgin asshole….

Hope that’s not too weird

Of course it's not too weird anon! I would let Ukai ruin my absolute life so I'm so here for this. Ukai is so perfect. LET'S FUCKING GO!

Didn't know if you wanted a female reader or not so it's gender neutral with no specific terms. :D

Thank you so much for requesting from me! <3 - Pip

TW: GN!reader x Keishin Ukai, anal, oral, unprotected sex, slight name-calling, humiliation if you squint, implied age gap (idk he calls you kid at one point)

SMUT UNDER THE CUT!

EVERYONE IS 18+

Goddamn he loved you like this.

Eyes wide and glassy as he fucked your face, drool and precum coating your lips, spilling onto his heavy balls as they smacked against your chin. You were looking up at him with pure devotion as he slammed into the back of your throat, and he reached up to push his hair out of his eyes so he could watch as you took every inch of him. He could feel his balls tightening and not wanting to cum yet, pulled out of your mouth, much to your dismay.

“No no, not yet baby. Tell me how much you want it.” He rasped. He loved to make you do this, beg for his cock in the most obscene ways he could think of, to make you debase yourself for him.

“I’ll do anything for it, anything you want.” Your body was hot with need, god you wanted him to have his way with you, no matter what it entailed. Keishin Ukai had this way of making you bend to his every whim. You were inexperienced still, a fresh-faced adult with no notion of the world before he met you and now you were begging like a slut in heat just to taste his cum. To please him in any way that you could.

“Come on, you can do better than that, can’t you baby?” He chuckled as he watched you wrack your poor little brain for what he wanted. He almost choked when you said it.

“Please fuck me. I’m begging for it. I want you to be the one to fuck me in every way. Fuck me the way no one has.”

As if that wasn’t explicit, you turned over, presenting your ass to him. He could see your tight hole clench as you imagined his fat cock slammed in the deepest parts of you.

“Fuckin’ hell kid, you know what you’re asking for?” He muttered, already drooling over the idea of defiling you, taking you in a way no one had ever done. You nodded, face pressed against the plush carpet as you spread your legs wider, your body begging for him so badly you wanted to cry.

He got behind you, running his hands over your ass as he spat into your hole. “Open wide baby.” His fingers were pressed against your mouth and you sucked on them hard, covering them in spit as he lapped at your hole. It felt strange and exposed but fuck, did it feel incredible as his wet tongue dipped inside you. You could feel yourself clenching around him, trying to pull his tongue in deeper and he grinned. 

“Fuck, you’re already so fucking excited aren’t you, baby?” 

Your mouth was still focused on his fingers and you gasped as he slid them out of your mouth, before bringing them to circle your tight hole.

“Tell me what you want, baby.”

“Please fuck my ass, Keishin. Please fuck me in my virgin ass. Make me your–” Your breath hitched as you felt him tentatively slip one finger slowly inside you. 

“You’re swallowing me up. You must be such a desperate little slut, huh baby?”

Your eyes swam with tears but fuck this felt so good, his fingers exploring your body in ways even you hadn’t. You felt him probe you deeper and he slid another finger inside you. A cold sensation had you gasping.

“Shh…gotta take care of you for your first time baby. Otherwise, how are you gonna fit my cock?” he laughed as his fingers fucked into your asshole, squelching with the added lubrication. Your fingers found your way to play with yourself at your heat as he slid another finger into you, now three fingers deep into your ass. You could feel yourself gripping his fingers, taking them deeper than you ever dreamed and it felt like you were being split in two but you could feel his eyes on you, his breath sharp as he watched you amazed and you wanted to be good for him, make him proud of you and you pushed through, the pain and pleasure mixing together. 

Your hole felt empty as he slid out and you were panting as he positioned himself, the sound of the lubricant being drizzled over his fat cock. He spit again into your hole, smirking at the slight gape from his fingers and the way your body swallowed his spit. You could feel the head of his cock against your ass and every cell in your body shivered in anticipation and wanted to shout in protest but you desperately needed him, needed him in a way that no one else could have you.

He bullied his way into your ass and you yelped into the floor as your eyes flooded with tears. 

“You can take it, can’t you baby. You can take this fat cock in your tight little ass, right baby? That’s it. That’s it, baby.” He said as he finally worked the head of his cock in, your body stretching to its absolute limit and even with his prep you were overwhelmed with sensations from pain to absolute divine pleasure. You could feel him deeper than you ever thought possible, as he fucked into your ass, shallowly at first then rolling his hips to fuck you deeper and deeper. 

“Oh fuck, yes, that’s it. Take it baby, take this cock in your cute little asshole baby.” 

Strands of his dyed blonde hair were plastered to his face as he kept one hand on your back, the other reaching down to grip at your hair as he pounded into you. Your cries were now wails of pleasure as he stretched you out on his cock, fucking you senseless. Your tight hole gripped his cock tightly, not wanting him to leave and his balls slapped against your skin, reminding you that you were going to be filled to the brim.

Your eyes rolled back as your body shook with your first anal orgasm, hands giving out underneath you and still he pummeled into you, sweat coating both of you. Your voice was hoarse as you cried out a mixture of his name and pleas for him to fuck you harder, fuck you deeper. Your vision clouded as your orgasm swallowed you whole and made you practically delirious. 

“Fuck, you want it so fucking bad don’t you?” He muttered as he slapped your ass, continuing to drill his hips into yours. He was so close, so close to filling you up with his hot cum in the deepest way he could and your cries of pleasure only spurred him on more. He smacked your ass again, feeling the heat bloom underneath his fingers.

“Fuck I’m gonna cum in your ass baby, tell me you want it.” He bit his lip, hard enough to draw blood and your voice muffled and out of breath, wailed out.

“Please, cum in my ass Keishin. Fill my tight asshole with your cum, please!”

One, two thrusts and he spilled into you with a growl. His warm cum flooded into you, filling your hole up and spilled around his cock as your body couldn’t contain the mess. He slowed, pulling his cock out to watch as the river of white cum dripped out of your gaping hole. It was the hottest fucking thing he had ever seen and he wanted to burn the image into his memory.

 You, his perfect little baby, now his anal little whore.

[verianal]

Knight!Dan sketch cuz i was bored lol (again actual full piece coming soon :3 !!)

also i just realised u can barely see the whiskers on his chest TT uhm whatever

[little-pup-pip]

Is this where you post from? :3

:O How did you know???

[starrymako]

I know You are a creek blog but can You draw pip and Damian in your art style i think it would be lovely, i love your art by the way

I've never drawn them before so this was a lot of fun! :) I hope you like it, anon!

[cupiowaffles]

Forgien Kids with Pokemon!!

(Ft Scott Malkinson)

Edit: Damien is one of those people that would ONLY pick moves that do damage. Tail Whip? Useless. Swords Dance? Never heard of it.

If it hurts it works 💪

[thighguys]

omg pls can you draw something to do with the blindfolded cat face game! :3

... i did it 💖 can u tell im very excited to be drawing again and also have nothing better to do this fine saturday night? anyway i hope you like it 💖💖💖

also THANK YOU FOR THE ASK!!! i love you lots feel free to send more asks ANY TIME (though i cant promise theyll be answered as promptly as this one lol)