#pirate or the caribbean

[beemovieerotica]

pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them

[chelshiart]

she's everything

[boltlightning]

look! the moonlight shows us for what we really are. we are not among the living, and so we cannot die — but neither are we dead.

[rabid-transcendentalist]

[joanna13]

pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them....

[romancegifs]

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007) dir. Gore Verbinski

[owenhcrper]

Keira Knightley as Elizabeth Swann

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

[gaiah]

With you, I forget my goddess

[letoghanima]

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES End Credits Scene

[animations-daily]

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) 

[intricatedemonicrituals]

A List of Films That Don't End in Throuples But Should

What movies do you think I should add to the list?

[dailyflicks]

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of The Black Pearl (2003)  dir. Gore Verbinski

[beemovieerotica]

i know pirates of the caribbean would have never been made today (on-location practical effects film) but if it WAS...

we'd absolutely have another "Introducing Disney's First Ever LGBT Character!!" moment, and of course everyone would be like "oh yeah, jack sparrow is bisexual, we're aware, got it." and then disney would be like "No."

and so we'd be like, "Oh, okay, Pintel and Ragetti are definitely not related and there's something homeoerotic going on there. Cool. We support that." and disney would go "No..."

and then they'd point to this fucking picture

"Maccus, the shark-headed first mate, has unrequited feelings for Davy Jones..." and there'd be an approximately 0.5 second scene where Maccus looks at Davy out of the corner of his 3rd eye and goes "Davy....." and Davy ignores him and disney is like "We're so brave for this."

and it'd be another goddamn gaston/le fou situation where half of y'all would be going "oh my god slayyyy love is reeaaalll" while the other half are pointing out how weirdly homophobic it is to have the cursed, PERPETUALLY DAMNED, ANIMAL-LIKE men be hinted as gay

and the fanart would be vile

[boltlightning]

james norrington + being a royal bitch (inspiration)

[celluloidbroomcloset]

I do sometimes think about how we watched two middle-aged male pirates, covered in the blood of their enemies, run across a battlefield to throw their swords aside and make out, then turn around and go back to slaughtering British sailors. And it was, like, one of the most romantic scenes I've ever seen on TV.

What a time, man.

[st-alia-atreides]

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MAN’S CHEST | 2006 dir. Gore Verbinski