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dgdraws · 7 months

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mARTch day 11, RGB

what if i was a little green deer... and we were both girls transgender 😳🥺

#to think i almost skipped today #pish!#i wrote a goodly amount and i was like hmm i can just be lazy thats enough art for today #jk. no it fucking WASNT #anyway henlo again deer #my stuff #martch #martch2024

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ayeforscotland · 1 year

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So two people matched on a dating app and both of them used ChatGPT to message each other, went on a date and had a horrible fucking time.

Two other things

1. This is creepy and extremely dumb from both sides

2. However, it is very funny (read: absolutely expected) that the woman immediately came clean and owned up to using ChatGPT and the fucking guy didn’t own up to it

3. If he had owned to it they *might* have had a good laugh at how silly it was and then actually had a good date

#ayeforscotland #anti ai pish

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rawrsatthetree · 9 months

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People are so quick to erase Astarion’s masculinity and water him down to the flamboyant effeminate man when he isn’t anymore feminine than Gale or Wyll

#they all have 8 strength #Gale says shit like pish posh #and Wyll ballroom dances by himself at night #the babygirlification is getting out of hand #actually I’d argue he’s the most masculine of the three #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #astarion #bg3 astarion #baldurs gate astarion #baldurs gate

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abirddogmoment · 1 year

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The sleekest yellow warbler

#find me where the wild things are #yellow warbler #by far the nicest yellow warbler picture ive ever gotten #i pished this bird in!#i never have a lot of luck with pishing so this was cool that it paid off #(pishing is when you hide in the vegetation and make a PISHHHHH noise with your mouth -#it supposedly attracts birds closer because it kinda sounds like a curiosity sound chickadees make #i have very limited success with pishing but some people are really really good at it)#birds my beloved

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stormofdefiance · 4 months

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Dkdkdkdks this is not a serious analysis in any way at all but the podcast I’m listening to has started going through Plato’s dialogues & in one of them (The Symposium) an excruciatingly handsome young man, Alcibiades, tries desperately to seduce Socrates with his good looks in the hopes of gleaning more wisdom from him. In it Socrates does get into bed with him, but all that goes down is Socrates ‘not moving at all’ and rambling endlessly on about philosophy. Idk I’m just pishing myself, this is just so incredibly Ratio/Aventurine core dndndndxndn

#Aventurine #dr ratio #HSR #dndndnnd okay so I need to read more about Alcibiades #apparently Socrates did assert in another dialogue that he was in love with Alcibiades but this was used in contrast to his more reliable #and deeper love for philosophy as to be expected as a the platonic ideal of the beauty of the soul over the body #but this just made Alcibiades more desperate to earn Socrates’s attention #Alcibiades was also apparently a shagger of mythical proportions #charming and slippery and chaotic #🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔#anyway I literally know nothing but the image is nonetheless making me pish myself #Aventurine trying so hard to get Ratio into bed and Ratio taking up this as a good opportunity to chat all night #I am NOT saying Ratio is necessarily ace or wouldn’t be interested / willing in exploring sex with Aventurine by any means but dndndmdm #not that would be a bad interpretation of Ratio either it’s just #sometimes you just want a good all night debate session okay???#rat piss

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atthebell · 8 months

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have tried to post these clips so many times tumblr PLEASE

anyway here's ramon & cellbit during that post-rescue boat race back in june, including cellbit's little speech he said to ramon and the gifts ramon gave him as thanks

#bell.txt #bell.mp4 #qsmp #cellbit #ramon #june 1 2023 #side note i know hes singing the green day song and im intimately familiar with that #but it did make me think of the fucking nice guys kevjumba ryan higa chester see song. does anyone remember that #fucking throwback to 2011 ig #anyway other highlights from this include bad saying 'pish posh' which is the most him shit ever #and cellbit calling himself hot and successful and intelligent which is true #but very fucking funny as the start to a motivational speech for someone else #.mp4

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cythanadiel · 8 months

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new VLs dropped,, i couldnt get my mind off of this man again

#DL being the pished off big sis to two dumbarse himbo men is all i wanted in life #valorant breach #valorant #valorant deadlock #deadlock #breach art #valorant fanart #fanart #digital art #art #my art #cythandraws #sketch #realism practice

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thejakeformerlyknownasprince · 1 year

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Can you elaborate on the Our Flag Means Death thing? If you want

Yeah! So I get that realism isn't the be-all end-all of fiction, but. I really wish Taika Waititi et al. had done even 30 seconds of research on 18th century American history before they wrote an extended joke about the protagonist having a "man for sale" in episode 3. Yes, it's a white man being sold, but a guy still gets led to a market by a rope around his neck and then auctioned off... and this is played for laughs. I don't know a ton of Caribbean history, but even I know that no one in Nassau in 1717 would have been confused by the idea of selling a human being, the way they are on OFMD.

That was all before I found out that the real Stede Bonnet was a known enslaver and possible rapist. I think his story could be a horror comedy about a horrible person being horrible (see: What We Do in the Shadows) but the Stede we see on OFMD spouts progressive pop-psych slogans and is allegedly here to teach us radical self-love. Not a great combination.

Also, I'm one of the people who found OFMD unwatchable partially because I'd seen Black Sails. Black Sails came out 8 years before, features a lot of the same historical figures and Treasure Island characters, and has more queer rep than OFMD. But Black Sails's main plot is about a doomed-yet-glorious fight to end slavery in the Americas in the 1700s, and it is unflinchingly honest in its depictions of racism, imperialism, and homophobia. So it's jarring and deeply unfunny to see some of that same material cleaned up (the polyamorous main character is now a monogamous gay man; the kill-or-be-enslaved stakes are now potted plant thefts) or else swept under the rug (acknowledging slavery and homophobia would ruin the fun! let's pretend they don't exist!) for a different show that gets lauded as "groundbreaking" for its milquetoast repackaging of queerness.

#media negativity #media criticism #black sails #imperialism #wading into the pirate battle #black sails: in a world ruled by empire; crime is the only moral choice (especially for those made criminal by birth)#flag show: problems are solvable if you just talk :) it :) through :) as :) a :) crew :)#black sails: we're going to get into aspects of sexism and misgynoir that'll haunt you forever #flag show: pish posh! we solved that by just not having any women in the main cast!

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owlsie-hoot · 7 months

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