#pl clarita

[sakuramoussy]

The Angels of Death

God of Death - Sin

Reapers - Luis, Brecknet, Pluta

Melody, Bonnie, Gin, Clarita, Annabelle

Death Investigator - Icor

[mkstrigidae]

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Thanks for the ask! This little bit is from a Santa Clarita Diet Jonsa AU that I still need to polish and post:

“Okay, how long are you going to hold that over my head?” Sansa demanded. “It was one mistake, and It’s not like being undead comes with a manual! Plus, I will point out, he was trying to assault me!”

“Which is clearly abhorrent, honey,” Jon tells her, in a loving, long-suffering tone, “but you'll have to forgive me for the fact that the image of you slurping up his small intestines like spaghetti is permanently burned on the backs of my retinas.”

Gendry, who was midway through sucking up an egg noodle, paled, and immediately set his chopsticks down. Arya patted his shoulder reassuringly.

for every “🌹” received in my inbox i’ll post one random sentence of a random WIP i’m currently writing

[cloud-enigma-blog]

Oh, and now. "Certainly I'm not the only woman whose husband ridiculed her and made her feel small and not very smart. And...when she finally left him, he stole her cat and froze her bank accounts and insisted that she come back because, he is the only man who could love somebody like her." And, she's just lost and lonely and starting to think maybe...he was right. "Anyway, I'll figure it out."

Fucking... Why did we get rid of biting as social communication?

When can women go feral?

[godza]

i dont think ive had mang mutuals from way far back like 2019ish. the earliest people i can remember are claritas and emery i think. definitely claritas i have vivid memories of her art. if any of you remember me in 2019 or earlier please erase it from your mind. if you have an inkling of what kpnca means pls explode

[confusionism]

TAG 9 PEOPLE YOU’D LIKE TO KNOW BETTER

favourite colour(s): usually greens, blues, greys

favourite flavour(s): garlic / onion for savoury; matcha or cookies and cream for sweet

favourite genre(s): i’m a sucker for historical fiction, even if the work is terribly full of anachronisms (sometimes that’s what makes it more fun). mysteries and thrillers are my bread and butter, but just between you and me— i’ll give almost anything a chance. if i were a cat, my curiosity would’ve taken me for good ages ago lol

favourite music: depends on what i’m doing! i’m that person who never takes the aux cord and shuffles the entire library bc the emotional whiplash would be too real. old school r&b one minute, hard rock the next... some orchestral score ten minutes late

favourite movie(s):  i almost always say the empire strikes back (1980) as a way of signaling the general star wars nerdery. other go-to answers are jurassic park (1993) and hero (2002)

favourite series: y’know, now that i think about it, i can’t name more than five series that i’ve actually watched from start to finish. picking from that list (it doesn’t seem right to choose otherwise) i’d go with... the santa clarita diet. i wanna rewatch avatar: the last airbender, though

last song: the last thing that played on my run yesterday was... criminal - taemin

last series: i finished the first half of abbot elementary s2 and am waiting for the rest of the episodes to come out because i just know i won’t be able to resist binging them all in one sitting.

last movie: everything everywhere all at once (i shed a single manly tear)

currently reading: the firekeeper’s daughter - angeline boulley

currently watching: how’d you know my tv is on? i’m 10 mins into only murders in the building s2e2. don’t ask me when i’ll finish it, not bc i don’t like it, but bc my attention span isn’t it atm

currently working on: at this very moment, lol, i’m attempting to figure out how to answer the “favourite series” part of this questionnaire. i always get stuck on that sort of thing! outside of that, just getting by day-to-day, man

tagged by: @bourbcnchoices ; thanks for the tag! pls also take this as me liking your original post, which i couldn’t do since this is a side blog... tagging: @erstwhles (i saw that you’ve already done this so i’m actually tagging per your post’s ending blurb); @rcguereveries (bc of scd + “not-benny” +  i believe you still need to show me mamma mia 2); @badiiidea (so you know why i’m still awake); @wingsandahalo (i’ve been meaning to get back on here more consistently and think of writing w/ you often); @inexorcble (it’s fun typing your url bc of that c in the middle, so here i am having fun); and in the spirit of oprah, if you just so happen to be reading this mess of a post, ‘you get a tag! you get a tag!’

[sizhui]

Hi, I just wanted to say I'm so glad you chose Claritas as your name because I thought Clari would be such a cute nickname! Pls ignore if you don't like the nickname lol but it's a cool name anyhow is what I mean!!

HI HI! I DO LOVE THE NICKNAME i love it a lot 🥰🥰🥰🥰 thank you so so much, I'm very happy you like it!🌷🌺💐🐎🐆🕊️

[dragonmickie]

finished rewatching santa clarita diet please uncancel please uncancel please uncancel pl

[mainstreetdemolitionsc]

Main Street Demolition of Santa Clarita 21729 Doreen Pl, Santa Clarita, CA 91350 Santa Clarita (661) 459-6244

[sakuramoussy]

Canines of the World of Death

Father Death created the 4 Archangels; a Dragon, a Sheep, a Rabbit, and a Canine. The Archangels in turn created 6 Angels each, matching their own species, aged 100 years apart.

Archangel - Druid

Druid's Angels are some of the most beloved Angels of Death, for various reasons. He created his Angels and raised them personally, and unlike the other Archangels, Druid chose to raise the Angels all in the same home so they felt closer and considered each other family.

Angel - Hanin

When the Archaic War emerged, the eldest became vulnerable, tainted by the magic of the demon race that plagued the land. Hanin seemed to fight against his tainted thoughts, but failed to prevent himself from doing unspeakable things.

Reaper - Icor

A Reaper only in strength, not due to his duties in the World of Death. Icor has devoted his life to investigating the Archaic War, searching for the Angels who went missing during the war; either their soul, or the Angels themselves. A quiet truthseeker with unbelievable strength and vigor.

Reaper - Drevis

A Reaper who vanished during the Archaic War. All that is left of him is his son, who never got to meet him to begin with. His wife still searches for him with Icor's help, but no signs of him, dead or alive, have been found.

Angel - Annabelle

An Angel with extraordinary compassion for others who is known to work in urgent care hospitals and search and rescue teams. She often assists Icor in researching missing people, whether human or Angel.

Angel - Letty

An Angel who died to protect her sister. Letty, the most lovable and sweet Angel of Death of them all, wanted to share her love by having Druid make the next canine Angel her blood-related sister, and he obliged.

Angel - Clarita

An Angel who specializes in mortuary-work and funeral preparatory work. Clarita makes it a point to be personally involved in the afterlife care of children, unidentifiable persons, and people who passed from violent or unnatural causes. She gives extra care and attention to the corpses of those who needed more love. Her sensitive field of work makes it all the more baffling to realize she is also a well known stripper in Death City..

[hiddenwashington]

@drvcxrys said : Was that [DREW BARRYMORE]? Oh no no, that was just [SHEILA HAMMOND], a [CANON CHARACTER] from [SANTA CLARITA DIET]. They are [THIRTY NINE] years old, use [SHE/HER], and [ARE] aware that they are not actually from Washington DC. Too bad they can’t stray from this city for long. (could i pls reserve rachel amber from lis pls? thank you!)

accepted! welcome to washington d.c. sheila hammond [drew barrymore]! please send in your account within 24 hours! please be sure to take a look at the checklist now that you've arrived! we look forward to seeing you around the city!   **rachel amber is now reserved for swan until 10/14 at 10:37 pm est!

[turtlecult89]

Santa Clarita Diet Reddie AU when please?

[bidoctor]

[jennifersbod]

#relatable

[alexsunsetcurve]

Rewatching Santa Clarita Diet is good for the skin. And the mental health. And also probably the physical health. You should watch Santa Clarita Diet.