#platonic trashnoodle

[plant-dragon]

Sanders sides ships!

[thomas-sanders-shipname-glossary]

Sanders Sides OTP Names

Glossary Masterpost

A list of the shipnames of Sanders Sides Characters that include two people! Orange is included with temporary shipnames until we know more about him, as has been voted in this poll! Ordered by however it made sense to me.

All names with a (*) came from this post by @treenissanderssidesstuff which I found to be fun alternatives. Edit: All Sides/Nico shipnames were made by me (as were the King/Roman and Remus ones), as I haven't found any elsewhere. If you have your own ideas for them, please message me!

1) Patton / Roman - Royality, Royalty*

2) Patton / Logan - Logicality, Motivate *

3) Patton / Virgil - Moxiety, Moxie*

4) Patton / Janus - Moceit, Patceit, Dogma*

5) Patton / Remus - Intruality, Momus, Moduke, Duality*

6) Patton / Thomas - Patmas, Thomality

7) Patton / Nico - Patco, Nitton

8) Patton / King - Moking

9) Patton / Orange - Pange, Oratton, Morange

10) Roman / Logan - Logince, Procudure*

11) Roman / Virgil - Prinxiety, Proximate*

12) Roman / Janus - Roceit, Princeit, Drama Club*

13) Roman / Remus - Remrom, Romrem

! For platonic/familial relationship, please use Creativitwins!

14) Roman / Thomas - Romthom, Romas

15) Roman / Nico - Roco, Niman

16) Roman / King - Roking, Romking, Kingman

17) Roman /Orange - Rorange, Pringe

18) Logan / Virgil - Analogical, Analog*

19) Logan / Janus - Loceit, Decipher

20) Logan / Remus - Intrulogical, Lomus, Reproductive*

21) Logan / Thomas - Lomas

22) Logan / Nico - Loco, Nigan

23) Logan / King - Loking

24) Logan / Orange - Lorange, Logange, Loge

25) Virgil / Janus - Anxceit, Hissterics*

26) Virgil / Remus - Dukexiety, Vimus, Virus*

27) Virgil / Thomas - Thvi, Thomxiety

28) Virgil / Nico - Vico, Nirgil

29) Virgil / King - Kingxiety, Viking

30) Virgil / Orange - Anxange, Virange, Orgil

31) Janus / Remus - Dukeceit, Demus, Remceit, Receit*, Intruceit, Trashnoodle

32) Janus / Thomas - Thomceit

33) Janus / Nico - Janico, Ninus

34) Janus / King - Kingceit

35) Janus / Orange - Oranceit, Jange

36) Remus / Thomas - Intrumas

37) Remus / Nico - Remco, Nimus

38) Remus / King - Intruking, Kingmus

39) Remus / Orange - Intruorange, Intrange

40) Thomas / Nico - Karrot Kings, Pintroverts

41) Thomas / King - Kingmas

42) Thomas / Orange - Thorange, Thomge

43) Nico / King - Kingco, Nicing, Nicoking

44) Nico / Orange - Nicorange

45) King / Orange - Kingange, Kirange

[just-a-kitchen-utensil]

Well, I know it’s kind of late into the month, but... Happy Mergay Mermay!

[sanderssides-incorrectquotes]

Remus, at Dollarama: Alright, so Deceit needs glasses to be Patton..

Remus: But Halloween is coming!

-15 minutes later-

Remus, with a bag: *meets Deceit, who has two bobba teas, outside* Hello!

Deceit: The glasses?

Remus, who got anything from masks to boas except glasses: Just a moment. *goes back into Dollarama*

[on-fic-writing-spree]

A prompt that's on the fluffier side:

"You've been running for so long, it's time to take a break, darling. Let someone else take care of you for once."

(Soulmate au gone wrong, cause I said so) warnings for ments of drinking, very vague, not negative

Remus hadn’t exactly had the brightest past. He wasn’t proud of it, and he didn’t like talking about it, despite normally being an open book. Maybe that was why he ran. He was tired of everyone knowing everything. Tired of everyone pretending they knew him.

The morning after a late drunk night, Janus had found the poor thing sleeping in his car, sleeping in a hotel parking lot with their head on the wheel. He had lightly knocked on the window, only for Remus to sprint up, slamming their head back against the car seat before they looked around, tired eyes landing on Janus. He huffed softly. Probably a hotel manager or something, wanting him to leave the premises. He rolled down the window, already opening his mouth to speak, but Janus cut in before him.

“How long has it been since you slept in an actual bed?” He asked.

Remus’s eyebrows rose at that in a bit of surprise. He didn’t know why it mattered to the stranger. He purses his lips, looking back at his dashboard vaguely, just not wanting to look at the stranger. “I don’t know,” he answered honestly. “Three, four weeks maybe?”

The man frowned at the response. “Want me to buy you a room?” he offered. “I’m assuming you’re not looking for a stranger’s couch to sleep on,” he muttered under his breath.

“Please?” Remus choked out, looking back to the other, not sure why the word was so difficult to get out. “Either is fine. It’s just be... nice not to have to sleep in my car for a night,” he mumbled.

The man flashed a short and kind smile. “I’m Janus. Follow behind my car. It was the one parked next to yours,” he remarked before standing up straight again and walking behind the car, heading to his own. He drove for about fifteen minutes down the road before turning, checking in his rear view mirror to make sure Remus was still following.

He parked his car in the driveway to his house, Remus parking on the edge of the street. Remus didn’t exactly trust Janus, but he didn’t exactly care at this point as he followed Janus into the house. He stood awkwardly as Janus shut the door behind him then turned on the lights. “Kick off your shoes and make yourself at home. I’ll get you some blankets.” As Janus left, Remus still felt awkward, and he was honestly considering just walking back out the door. But he kicked off his shoes, too tempted by the idea of sleeping with an actual blanket in a half-comfy place. He sat down on the couch, bouncing his leg as he waited for Janus to come back.

Soon enough, Janus did come back, blankets in tow. He set the small stack on the coffee table in front of the couch. “Now you didn’t actually think I was going to have you sleep on the couch, were you? My bed’s empty. You can take it while I start cooking you a hot meal,” Janus murmured. “Bathroom is connected right to it, if you want to shower or anything—“

“No, no thank you. The couch is fine. You don’t have to do any of that,” Remus finally interjected with. “You’re doing plenty by giving me a place to rest up.” Janus, though slightly upset at the response, nodded. He understood what it was like not to want to ask for help. He passed Remus the blankets, who politely only took one before laying down on the couch, in a somewhat curled position to fit their lengthy body. They were out in a few minutes tops, and Janus laid an extra blanket across the man.

By the time a few hours passed, Remus had began to stir. Janus had been cooking in the kitchen, because even if Remus still refused the extra help, he had to eat too. Remus gently pushed his blankets away and sat up. Would it be rude to just leave? Should he say a goodbye? He wasn’t exactly sure what the protocol for this was. Hell, maybe he should’ve pretended to be asleep. But he could hear Janus in the nearby room and stood up, wandering over. Janus tapped the cooking untensil against the pot, letting a few bits of the food drip back into it before setting it on a napkin on the counter. “Good to see you’re up, dinner’s almost done,” he said, turning to face Remus with a smile. “I don’t believe I ever caught your name? Is there something you’d like to be called?”

Remus was still unsure why the stranger hadn’t just kicked him out, but he couldn’t exactly deny the way his stomach growled when he smelled Janus’s delicious cooking. Maybe it wasn’t that yummy, but Remus was practically starving, anything edible would be good with him. “I, uh, Remus. I’m Remus,” he answered.

“Well then, Remus,” Janus started, “care to join me for a chat and dinner? I’m sure you’ve got a story behind that pretty face.”

Remus blinked, still honestly unsure of his perception of reality at the moment. Did Janus really just say he had a pretty face? Remus wouldn’t have ever thought so. “Sure. Yeah. That sounds good,” he answered, moving to take a seat at one of the chairs at the dining room table. Pour your heart out to a stranger in exchange for a hot meal? It sounded like a fair deal to Remus. At least it’d provide the man some entertainment.

Oddly, Janus didn’t ask too many questions, more concerned with reminding Remus to “eat up.” But from what Janus had gathered, Remus had decided he wasn’t a good enough partner for his last lover, ditched the town, and didn’t plan on ever looking back. Well, at least in Remus’s view of it all. Janus couldn’t help but doubt that Remus was leaving because he wasn’t good enough. He just didn’t seem good at love in the first place.

When the meal was finished, Remus thanked the other, deciding against asking for a second helping. But Janus already seemed to be a bit of a mind reader, or maybe he could just guess by how long the man had been sleeping in his car. “Would you like a second bowl?” he asked. Remus had answered a “no, thank you” in response, already sure he’d taken up far too much of Janus’s day. Somehow, in some odd way, Janus had convinced him to stay, just a while longer, but Remus didn’t stay for most of the day. He’d come back at night to sleep, but he was absolutely beyond minimalist with his needs. Remus still refused to sleep anywhere except the couch, though Janus offered his bed numerous times. Janus hadn’t ever minded the other’s company, he just wished he’d stop being so stubborn.

So a few months into this schedule, Janus had caught Remus in the early morning, convincing him to stay for breakfast. Which was just a trap, but Remus sort of already guessed as much. “Remus, can I be honest with you?” Janus asked.

“I don’t see why not,” Remus remarked bluntly, getting up to put his cereal bowl in the sink, rinsing it out while he was there.

Janus nodded slowly, trying to pick his next words carefully. “I think you’re running because you’re more scared to mess things up than you actually have messed things up.” He paused for a moment, watching as Remus turned back to him, clear frown on his face.

“I did not run away because I was scared!”

Janus stood, stepping up close to the other, but still an good few inches away. “I think you don’t want to admit you’re scared to ask for help too. You screwed up something good already. You don’t want to screw something else up,” Janus added, careful to be gentle with the way he spoke, though he knew the words themselves weren’t.

“Janus,” the other hissed, crossing his arms and looking away from the other. “Stop. It.”

A total hit, Janus could guess. “You’ve been running for so long, darling. It’s time to take a break. Let someone else take care of you for once,” he whispered softly, reaching to tilt Remus’s face back towards him. And Remus’s eyes began to water, his bottom lip quivering, never good at hiding his feelings. He allowed for Janus to pull him into a hug, tight and comforting as he let out a few quiet sobs.

Remus would get better. Janus would make sure of it.

[i-can-get-extra-with-my-ships]

Sanders Sides Incorrect Quote Dump 8.

“One of these days, you’ll regret pushing my buttons.”

-Deceit before storming off to cuddle with Remus.

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Logan: Roman could you please be humble for once?

Roman: Ugh fine!!! I didn’t ask to become a hero. I never even would have considered myself one, but all these people keep insisting that I am. So now I consider myself a hero.

Logan: Ya know what? I’m done. *Walks away*

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Patton and Roman: *Have been plotting how Ro is going to propose to Virge*

Roman: So remember that park we used to go to? That’s where I plan on proposing.

Patton: Aww! Roman that’s so romantic!!!

Patton: *Grabs Roman’s collar and gets (extra with his ships (Sorry not sorry ‘bout what I said. I'm just tryna have some fun.)) in Roman’s face and then starts to use the Batman voice* Now. If you ever fucking hurt him I will end you and everyone in your family. He’s been through enough. He doesn’t need heartbreak to be one of them.

Roman: *Nodds his head vigorously* Yes sir!

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Logan: Patton?

Patton: Yeah Lo?

Logan: Why do we suddenly own 25 cats?

Patton: Well...

Logan: Pat. We share this apartment. This is a shared space. I have a right to know why the hell we now have 25 cats.

Patton: I didn’t know which one to adopt, so I adopted all of them.

Logan: *Blinks several times* Patton NO!!!

[twodragonsflying]

A comprehensive list of all the possible ships between the six Sanders Sides. (even the ones I personally don’t like because I’m not here to shove my opinion on you)

Some of these names I just bullshit on the spot tbh.

Twosomes

Janus/Logan (Loceit)

Janus/Patton (Patceit, Moceit)

Janus/Remus (Receit, Demus, Dukeceit, Trashnoodle)

Janus/Roman (Roceit, Princeit)

Janus/Virgil (Anxceit)

Logan/Patton (Logicality)

Logan/Remus (Intrulogical, Lomus)

Logan/Roman (Logince)

Logan/Virgil (Analogical)

Patton/Remus (Intruality, Momus, Moduke)

Patton/Roman (Royality)

Patton/Virgil (Moxiety)

Remus/Roman (Platonic: Creativitwins) (Romantic: Remrom, Romrem)

Remus/Virgil (Virus, Dukexiety, Anus)

Roman/Virgil (Prinxiety)

Threesomes

Janus/Logan/Patton (Logicaliceit)

Janus/Logan/Remus (Intruloceit, Logceitmus, Loceitmus)

Janus/Logan/Roman (Delogince, Roloceit)

Janus/Logan/Virgil (Analoceit)

Janus/Patton/Remus (Intrumoceit, Deintruality)

Janus/Patton/Roman (Royaliceit)

Janus/Patton/Virgil (Anamoceit)

Janus/Remus/Roman (Remroceit)

Janus/Remus/Virgil (Intruanxceit)

Janus/Roman/Virgil (Prinxieceit)

Logan/Patton/Remus (intrulogicality)

Logan/Patton/Roman (Morolo)

Logan/Patton/Virgil (Analogicality)

Logan/Remus/Roman (Intrulogince, RemRoLo)

Logan/Remus/Virgil (Analomus)

Logan/Roman/Virgil (Analogince)

Patton/Remus/Roman (Intruroyality, RemRoPat)

Patton/Remus/Virgil (Intrumoxeity)

Patton/Roman/Virgil (Anaroyality)

Remus/Roman/Virgil (Intruprinxiety, Remroxiety)

Foursomes

Janus/Logan/Patton/Remus (intrulogicaliceit)

Janus/Logan/Patton/Roman (Mologinceit)

Janus/Logan/Patton/Virgil (Analogicaliceit)

Janus/Logan/Remus/Roman (RemRoLoceit)

Janus/Logan/Remus/Virgil (Analodemus)

Janus/Logan/Roman/Virgil (Loginxieceit)

Janus/Patton/Remus/Roman (Intruroyaliceit)

Janus/Patton/Remus/Virgil (Anaintrumoceit)

Janus/Patton/Roman/Virgil (Royalianxceit)

Janus/Remus/Roman/Virgil (PrinDukexiceit)

Logan/Patton/Remus/Roman (LogicaliRemRom)

Logan/Patton/Remus/Virgil (Intrulogicmoxiety)

Logan/Patton/Roman/Virgil (LAMP, CALM)

Logan/Remus/Roman/Virgil (Prinxieintrulogical)

Patton/Remus/Roman/Virgil (RAMP)

Fivesomes

Janus/Logan/Patton/Remus/Roman (Intrumoceitlogince)

Janus/Logan/Patton/Remus/Virgil (DRLAM)

Janus/Logan/Patton/Roman/Virgil (DLAMP)

Janus/Logan/Remus/Roman/Virgil (Dukexieloginceit)

Janus/Patton/Remus/Roman/Virgil (DRAMP)

Logan/Patton/Remus/Roman/Virgil (DukeLAMP)

Sixsomes

Janus/Logan/Patton/Remus/Roman/Virgil (DRLAMP)

Note: yes I know incest is wrong and that Remus and Roman are technically brothers. But not all polyamorous relationships require every single party involved being romantically or sexually engaged.

Stop thinking that please.

[janus-manus]

What's your favorite ship/AU/etc? I see a lot of your stuff and was just curious!

Oh man! How to choose...

looks at all my ships

Since I can’t choose, here are my favorite ships for each character! (minus the ones I don’t ship)

Logan

Intrulogical

Intrulociet

Loceit (the brain cell bois)

Logince

Analogical

Logicality

(I love all Logan ships tbh)

Roman

Romile (romile has all my UwUs)

Logince (logince is love)

Roceit

Royality

Creativitwins (I mean come on, they're amazing siblings)

remy x roman (i don’t know their ship name but i love them)

Virgil

Analogical

Anxceit

Intruxiety

a bit of a mix of romantic and platonic Moxiety, like, think qpr

Deceit

Moceit (i’m moceit trash ok)

Trashnoodle uwu

Lociet

Roceit

Ancxeit

Patton

moceit they have my uwus

intruality (patton x remus)

like i said,

moxiety, but not pure romantic or platonic

royality

Remus

Intrulogical

Trashnoodle

Intruality

Intruxiety

overall,

moceit, intruality, romile, and intrulogical have my uwus