#please 🥲

[plushieanimals]

Paisley goat mini flopsie by aurora 🐐✨

[daisies-daydreams]

Me: There's no way I'd ever like this character he's so fucking terrible. A literal dumpster fire. The actual worst of humanity.

Character: *has a deep, masculine voice*

Me:

[layla-carstairs]

why is tumblr recommending (?) posts I made when I was 14. could they not do that.

[urmomsfavelesbian]

i made mirage three bracelets and she posted a bunch of instagram stories after the bar tonight and she’s actually wearing them while she just hangs out and exists and maybe im sobbing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[shifting-babyy]

Dude I want to shift to a reality where I had a good high school experience like

Is that too much to ask???

[kenziee5]

[goldensunset]

ma they’re about to start a roleplay section on my serious art post

[wanderedaway]

Can a girl just sleep all day? I want to sleep all day. 🥲

[sweetface-the-dollbaby]

I dare- no I CHALLENGE someone other than me to draw Joe and Orel kissing. I swear there is so little art of Joe and Orel kissing and it’s all drawn by me and I just- I need new stuff people. Please.

[zdysimps]

Tiny ass Scout

[badluck990]

I'm board who wants to hear me ramble about a crack rp (Like crack fics, but rp) my friends and I did about a year ago?

Crack rp includes:

> Death by psychic damage

> Questionable decisions

> Me, the DM, wondering how they got here when they were just supposed to ask a whumper some questions

[certifiedjaeger]

Eren loves Y/N’s cheeks. They’re as soft as marshmallows and squishing them gives him so much serotonin. He especially loves when you’re eating because it makes you look like a chipmunk and you give him the most adorable grumpy face when he pokes your stuffed cheek.

At first when you said cheeks, I thought you meant 🍑 and I was like 👀 ur so right

But AWWWW I love this 🥺 imagine Eren doing that thing where he squishes your cheeks together and gives you a kiss 🥺💕😭 like he’d squish your cheeks together and let out the softest little laugh from how cute he thinks you look as you glance up at him and give him a lil pouty face

And he wouldn’t be able to help himself, he would simply have to lean down and give your pouty lips a little kiss 🥺🥲🥰

[frick-life-im-boss]

No like genuinely what the heck should I feed you

Alt:

Looking at the people who decided to follow me

Me:wow so many new people to disappoint 😌👍

[foksmashmydoor]

Does anyone have the link to the cute bee shirt that was floating around here? I need it so bad

[intercoursefluids]

Was I told to keep my door open because the rest of the house is hotter than hell tonight?

Yes

Am I unable to sleep with my door open?

Also yes

Does this stem from the same thing that makes my brother hate having any mirrors in his room or his TV uncovered when he sleeps and needing something wedged between his door to keep it open?

Also probably yes

Did all of this become an issue after both of my parents had experiences with ghosts? (My dad's do handle would jiggle when he was a teen and a broken music box he got my mom kept playing in the middle of the night, he pretended he heard nothing with both occasions, My mom swears a ghost once touched her and she has a scar there she doesn't remember getting, along with several other little things)

Why yes, it did

Did my oldest sibling also have an "Imaginary" best friend named Jessica who would tell her to trash the house and started unlocking the door for her to do so? (My parents put one of those apartment locks with the chains at the top of her door on the outside and locked it every night, she was around 4-5 when this was happening too, she still got out every night)

Yes, yes she did

Am I pretty sure my need to keep my door shut at night and my brothers refusal to close his and have reflective objects in his room uncovered have something to do with all of this even tho neither of us can remember why?

Yes, yes I am

Do I kinda feel like I'm gonna have a panic attack because it is 3:00 AM exactly and my door is still open?

Yep 🙃🙃🙃

(I am currently sitting with my back to the wall facing my door and I really want to get under the covers but I am too scared to remove my back from the wall, I wanna cry rn)

[prettyboykatsuki]

its so busy in here i just want boba