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[distinguishedstudentfishalien]

Please, someone tell the p0rn bots to stop following me 🥺 I get excited to make new friends and then it's just titties.

[flipflopmaster]

late night activities including toxic bf and smth like that

[bueris]

pic 1 - 10/10 relatable

pic 2 - 10/10 this is modern art it belongs in the Tate you need to email them this picture right now

pic 3 - 10/10 but I parry you with this image

pic 4 - 0/10 why the fuck is that thing smiling at me throw holy water on it or something please

[bebethsas]

behold, I bring you, art:

no but guys, why does this go SO HARD

(I just found it on YT and had to share--THE MASSES MUST BE INFORMED OF THIS PIECE'S EXISTENCE)

[wastedonthesebutterflies]

um. so. scratches head. cough. nevermind post cancelled

[girldraki]

guys. come on

[the-invisible-self]

https://youtube.com/shorts/V84Af2FjVqg?feature=share is this the video you were thinking of?

This is not the one I saw, but it’s hilarious this exists bc the one I saw almost feels like a parody of this. In the video I’m looking for, the guys use both hands to flip each other off, and they get REALLY into it. Almost athletically.

Also, I think someone is wearing a red jacket. The guy in the street, perhaps?

[inkdrinkerworld]

could u please write a lil something for a chubby reader and spencer :)) maybe a small meet-cute at a library or coffee shop? (something really fall inspired hehe) thank u thsnk u love ur work <3

spencer doesn't usually stop at this particularly library, but he'd had to for the case. he and emily had been tasked with finding more information about the books related to the unsub.

he's in fall colours- soft browns and muted oranges, his scarf the only pop of colour visible in a deep purple.

"uh, hi," he says softly, tapping his fingers on the front desk.

his eyes light up when you tip your chin upwards, a warm smile on your face as you look at him. "hi, can i help you find anything?" spencer feels his head cloud and hopes emily doesn't notice.

"yeah, we're looking for this book," she shows you the piece of the paper and your tongue pokes out the corner of your mouth, eyebrows scrunching as you puff up your already chubby cheeks.

"i think we're supposed to have three copies of them, would you mind waiting while i check?" you look up and spencer finds it hard to do anything other than shake his head.

your eyes shine in the amber light of the library and your glasses chain holds flowers and little yellow ducks that clink together as you walk over to the desktop. you're in a pale yellow top and from what spencer can see, brown corduroy jeans. you look cute and the curves of your waist and the little pudge of your belly looks good enough to grab to spencer.

emily coughs softly and his cheeks heat, his eyes lifting back to your face.

"did you know that ducks at rocks? they do it to help them digest hard foods and store them in their gizzards," your eyes seem to light up as spencer speaks so he presses on. "in 1911 in nebraska hunters actuaally found gold nuggets in their gizzards. it supposedly spurred the 'gold rush.'"

emily is proud that he doesn't stutter and is even moree proud of spencer when your eyes widen and you look up from the computer.

"their ducklings communicate while they're still in their eggs and they try to hatch at the same time." you say softly and spencer smiles, letting you work while emily looks between you both shocked.

"you should ask her out." emily whispers to him and his eyes widen.

"we're on a case and i don't know her." spencer whispers back, eyes tracking your every move.

"you were just sharing duck facts, boy genius. leave your number for after." emily says it so easily and with such belief that spencer will get a date or at least a friend out of this case that he considers it seriously.

"they're in aisle three, on the third shelf. there's also some other related books in the shelf across from them."

"thanks," they both say as they walk off. you spend a couple seconds watching after the man in the purple scarf.

they return in a couple minutes, with three books.

"are you checking them all out?" you ask and spencer nods, you stamp and process the books. "could i get a name?" you hold your pen just below your lips as you wait for answer.

the woman says, "i'll be in the car spence." the man blushes and you give him a gentle smile.

"spencer reid." he says softly, voice a whisper as you scribble, slipping the card into the book along with a small piece of paper. "have a good day." he says as he takes the book and you nod, waving him out of the library.

emily watches him open up the first book and leans over into his space as she starts to pull off. "what did she say?"

spencer smiles when he sees the note, your handwriting leaning to th right and slightly looped, "good luck, spencer reid. maybe we can exchange more facts soon, y/n" he reads and smiles even brighter when he notices your number below that.

"told you reid," emily says fondly and spencer can't ease the blush on his face all day.

[ahimhere]

Princess Throne

genre: smut

pairing: slightsubMingixfem!reader

au/summary : Your boyfriend wants you to sit on his face

waring: explicit smut, swearing

rating: 18+

wc: 482

"A princess has to use her throne."

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warning: face sitting, oral(f receiving), begging

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"Please baby...." Mingi begged, sitting on the floor behind you.

"I'm cooking right now Min, in a minute."

"Please...." He grabbed your thighs, squeezing them in his big hands, pulling your legs apart to settle his face between your legs.

"Min!" You try to pull away but his hands keep you in place, his strength unmatched when it comes to something he wants.

"A princess has to use her throne." He slid his right hand under your skirt and pulled your underwear to the side. "Can I have dessert before dinner?"

You rolled your eyes, not having much say. "Fine baby, but make it quick..."

Before you could finish he was between your legs, spreading your cheeks apart to have better access to you. He licked long licks from your clit to your hole, soaking up any juices that were present before shoving his tongue into your hole.

You gasped at his quick and sudden movements, holding the counter for support. Mingi used his tonge as if it was his finger, slidding it in and out, fucking you with it. Your moans could only flow out as it felt heavenly.

Before you could get comfortable he pulled away, and spread your legs further. He got between them, turning so his head was facing your stomach. He started licking your clit before sliding his middle finger into you.

You moaned out and grabbed him by his hair, shoving his face into you. He groaned into you, sending vibrations into you which only made you moan louder.

"Fuck Min...You're doing soo good baby...my baby doing so good...making me feel...soo good." You moaned out, using his head to support yourself as you rode his face.

He moaned out into you. He loved when you used his face, when you used him. He loves making you feel good with his tongue and loves it more when you tell him so.

Minghi used his free will to palm himself through his pants and slid another finger into you. He knew you were getting close and wanted to help you get there. He started sucking your clit and looked up at you with his puppy eyes, the same ones that make you say yes to everything.

You say his eyes, you knew he wanted you to cum, he was begging for you to. You rode his face, faster now. with the help of his fingers and his mouth it only took a few more moments before you came.

"Fuck, Mingi I'm cumming baby... I'm cumming..." He removed his hand from himself and used it to spread you open. He dove right in, licking up all your juices, not allowing any to go to waste.

Once ensuring he got everything, and allowed you to come down from your high and smiled up at you. "I want more pretty...Can I do it again.." He begged.

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THsnk you for reading. Just another short one as i shall be busy for the rest of the week.

Good luck to anyone trying to buy ticket!!!!

Steamy should be next as i haven't wrote about san or yeosang yet but thats gonna take time... STAY TUNED

Masterlist

[narcissisticpdcultureis]

NPD culture is feeling endlessly grateful when your friends make plans with you. You want us to eat pizza and watch stupid shit? Yes. Yes. Yes. Thank you. Thank you. Please. Yes. I love you. You want us to go somewhere after school? PLEASE yes I love you I'm so happy thank you for suggesting that I hope your pillow stays cold on both sides FOREVER. Want us to play online games? YESYEYSYSYYEYEYDYZHS YJANKS FOR INVITINH ME YESYEYSYEYSYDYS YOU WANT TO HAMGOUT IYEUEYSYDY THSNK YOU THANK YOU

(Just remembered that post from some mental health resource that said giving narcissist supply is pointless and like filling a bottomless pit. lmao L wait until they hear I've been filled with joy and gratitude (and a bit of anxiety but that's the usual for me) for three hours because a friend asked me to play minecraft with them and praised me foe installing hamachi first try)

♠️

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[lexirosewrites]

Hi, Are you going to continue Waking Up In Vegas? I love this fic and i need an update, please and thsnk you

if i haven’t said it recently enough, none of my fics are abandoned. i just need time to recover from severe burnout. i wrote day and night for a very long time and i made myself hate writing by treating it like an obligation

i still love this ship and the fandom immensely, but the ���loving to write” aspect is taking a while to return to me fully💛

[gonegirlaccount]

hey bsf. you totally don't have to do this but it could kinda be like a part two to the last dally fic. after they all find out darry decides to give their relationship a week trial run and if he doesn't like it or something bad happens they have to break up. i saw this idea somewhere forever ago but i can't find the author😭 thsnks babe!

(A/N: my slow ass had to re-read this twice 😭 but I got you stink!!!🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽)

“Uh-Oh!” Curtis!Fem!reader X Dallas Winston. Part 2

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After the long conversation you had with your brothers about you dating Dally, Darry came up with something.

It made you upset to hear when Darry said “I don’t like this relationship but I’ll give it a chance. For a week. If I don’t like it or see something bad that I don’t like ya doing (Y/N), then you and Dally will have to break up.” You felt tears prick at your eyes. “That ain’t fair! You all be hanging out with greasers and stuff but when I date one, it’s a total headache for you all! That ain’t fair!” You argued with your oldest brother.

“(Y/N), if ya don’t start listenin’, I’ll start restricting you from seeing him from now on till you die.” Darry stated firmly. You gave an annoyed sigh and looked away, upset . “Fine.” You grumbled.

But you started thinking about it. It’s simple! Just bring Dallas over to the house and act all good and stuff, Darry will have no choice but to let you date him!

Easy, right?

Wrong.

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Almost everytime you and Dally went out for one of y’alls midnight adventures, somebody from the gang was always tailing the both of ya! But the most annoying out of them all was Two-Bit.

He wasn’t even discreet or sneaky about it! He just came up and wrapped his arms around both of you whenever it was his time to spy on y’all. (More like third wheel.)

On the fourth day, Dallas did something bad. He shoplifted. A beautiful necklace just for you. You loved it and thought it was the most stunning jewelry ever but you knew Darry would instantly make you break up if he saw it.

So you hid it. In your bra drawer. And it was successful! Darry never found out about it. So Dally kept shoplifting and bring your more beautiful jewelry. And you’d give him the sweetest kiss ever as a thank you to him.

Fortunately, the gang never saw him do this but if they did, they kept quiet about it.

But then on the fifth, almost close to the end of the week, Pony told on you again. You got upset and you kept asking why he would do this to his sweet older sister.

He told you it was because he wanted you to be safe and not get into trouble because you’re his sister and you’re the best thing ever(even though you were mad at him, his reason was cute enough to cool down your anger). He told Soda, who told Darry, who told you to come to the living room, with Dallas.

“Shoplifting jewelry? Then puttin’ it on her? She could go to jail for Christ’s sake Dally! And she’s a good girl.” Darry scolds Dallas.

“Darry, please, he was just tryna show me he’s a good boyfriend! Darry, please, pretty please, let me stay with him! I…I love him!” You pleaded, clasping your hands together in a beggar way.

Darry looked at you then looked away. He knew what you were doing. You we’re using the puppy dog eyes on him. He hated the fact you could get whatever your heart desired. And it desired Dallas.

He sighed, upset as he pinched the bridge of his nose. “Y/N…” He began. “Yes!” You perked up, looking up at him. “If I let you continue to date Dallas, do you promise me you won’t get in trouble with the police, you won’t get pregnant, you won’t do anything dangerous that could possibly kill you or somebody else?”

You nodded eagerly. “Yes, yes, yes! I promise! Oh, thank you Darry!” You smiled and hugged him tightly. He sighed and smiled, hugging you back and patting your head.

Dallas just grinned at the scene and started to leave before you turned to him. “Wait Dally! I’ll be with ya in a second.” You said, letting go of your brother and putting back your sneakers on.

“Don’t teach her how to do anything illegal Dally!” He yelled out after the both of you.

“Too late Darry!” Dallas laughed and so did you.

That’s when you saw Darry come out of the house with his shoes on. He was coming after the both of you. Well more specifically, Dally.

“Uh-oh!” You and Dallas laughed before running off and away to somewhere.

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I tried my best with this yall🫶🏽

[gayteensupreme]

picture of osama bin laden woth the caption do you think hrt could have saved her. send post no tags please thsnk u tunblr.

[cold1dead1eyes]

Hey there! Im Dapper Mic, and i was hoping you could do a few wholesome fever prompts? thsnks in advance..! if ya do, please tag @dappermic -🎤🎩Dapper Mic Anon

@dappermic hello there :) i sure can

whumpee drifting in and out of sleep. they’re overheating, dizzy, confused, but in the background is caretaker singing softly. it’s whumpee’s favourite song. caretaker might not be the greatest singer but their voice is soothing. whumpee holds onto it in their delirious state, their one point of comfort.

caretaker bundling up a shivering whumpee in their arms. their skin is slick with sweat but whumpee still cuddles deeper into caretaker’s arms, seeking any bit of warmth they can get.

suppressed appetite. caretaker feeding whumpee small spoonfuls of whatever soup they can keep down.

caretaker bathing whumpee. their sleeves are up to their elbows as they sponge down whumpee, who’s shivering in the bathtub. whumpee is so weak, and so tired. their head keeps slipping down. caretaker gently holds them upright and promises them that they’ll carry them back to bed after their bath.

whumpee tossing and turning in the night. the stifling blankets are only making them even more frustrated. they reach out desperately for caretaker in the dark and caretaker immediately takes them into their arms. i got you, i got you, you’re okay, they whisper to whumpee, who needs every little bit of comfort they can get right now. caretaker kisses their forehead and rocks them to sleep.

i don’t write feverwhump or sickfics often but i enjoyed writing these! i hope you like ‘em too :)

[achillean-heartbeat]

Theyre bombing everywhere pleaseni dont want to fucking die i dont want to die please i love you all somuch i will update u all tinrow if im stil alive thsnk ypu for everything

[greatprotector-if]

y. ye,e… . .. . y. HOW DID DI. EXCUSE ME? THANM YOu? I;M GOING INSANE OH MY GOD????????? ARTIST ANON STRIKES AGAIN I FALL TO MY KNEES AND POUND MY FISTS AGAISNT THE FLOOR

THE JEWELRY AGHGHGHGHGHGH IT LOOKS SO AMAZING bro u cannot do this to me bro. bro u have to be joking. THE LIGHTING WHAT HE LOOKS SO GOOD WTF WTF WTF anon are hou trying to kill me THSNK YOU SO VERY MUCH YOU. I AM SO GRATEFUL. THAT YOU WOULD DRAW SO MUCH? OF MY CHARACTERS? IT MEANS SO MUCH TO ME YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW EVERYONE PLEASE COME LOOK AND STARE AT THIS FOR A  VERY LONG TIME WITH ME